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RareAcumen posted:It like if you had Kenshiro as the baseline and then increased the muscle slider further than that. It is indeed a kink thing.
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Wasabi the J posted:It is indeed a kink thing. If you have to ask, or even think about whether it is or not, then you already know deep down that it's a kink thing.
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Everything is a kink thing
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Wasabi the J posted:It is indeed a kink thing. That's obvious. I'm just saying that to prepare people for what they're about to click on.
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Cardiovorax posted:Boneur is French for boner. Bonoir. Dick, P.I.
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Solar Tornado posted:Bonoir. ftfy
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https://twitter.com/pcgamer/status/1098316744043593728
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I'm genuinely disapointed the modder didn't give X's speedo jiggle physics. If you're gonna put him in a speedo, fully commit to the idea not just "he's simply in a speedo". 
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marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:I'm genuinely disapointed the modder didn't give X's speedo jiggle physics. If you're gonna put him in a speedo, fully commit to the idea not just "he's simply in a speedo". It's a chastity belt. It turns out X can't give it to anyone.
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The flip-flops are the real hero of that mod.
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Dire Lemming posted:It's a chastity belt. It turns out X can't give it to anyone. 
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Hot drat. You could grate cheese on those abs. Tyrants are wasted on the bioweapon business. Where's the Exotic Dancer mod? Asking, uhh, for a friend. E: ahahaha oh my God that part where a bullet bounces right off his butt cheek. With sparks even. Beats a quarter, I'd say. Cardiovorax fucked around with this message at 13:52 on Feb 21, 2019 |
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Dire Lemming posted:It's a chastity belt. It turns out X can't give it to anyone. Actually Tyrants are engineered to produce an excess amounts of steroids, and you know what that does to your junk.
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Dire Lemming posted:It's a chastity belt. It turns out X can't give it to anyone. He's still got two good big fists.
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Dire Lemming posted:It's a chastity belt. It turns out X can't give it to anyone. canonically, most tyrants come equipped with a "power limiter" somewhere in their clothing that allows higher mental functioning and prevents physical mutation
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turn off the TV posted:canonically, most tyrants come equipped with a "power limiter" somewhere in their clothing that allows higher mental functioning and prevents physical mutation They actually modeled it for X - it's surgically implanted in his temple. Though the series literature is confusing and also refers to the bulletproof clothes as a limiter.
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It's more that they didn't even bother trying to keep it straight for the first three games or so. Magic viruses! Or maybe leeches. Then things happen. Capcom writing at its finest.
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Sometimes the virus is put into a parasite, and that's how you get Nemesis.
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Sometimes the virus comes from fossils or flowers or some poo poo Look I dunno
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umbrella corp: we forgot the whole profit ending on the t virus program is all, we have incorporated a crm system and a project management distribution and hardcoded profit into the business cycle this time and this would just be a one time occurrence.
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If I were in the board of investors in Umbrella and they showed me a licker I would be so loving pissed
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Furia posted:If I were in the board of investors in Umbrella and they showed me a licker I would be so loving pissed uhhh hmmm *hurriedly trying to remove super-licker slides from later in presentation deck*
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Seriously what is even the point of a bioweapon that just leaves you with a city full of zombies trying to eat you instead of a city full of defenseless civilians. Or even just actual dead dead people.
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*trying not to shake from rage* anyways, please show me how this new line “project tyrant” is doing. I understand you have some prototypes to demo today
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even if no one shoots a licker in their exposed brain, it will still probably get caught on stuff and torn.
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now you are just being nitpicky
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Cardiovorax posted:Seriously what is even the point of a bioweapon that just leaves you with a city full of zombies trying to eat you instead of a city full of defenseless civilians. Or even just actual dead dead people. Nominally you're turning their own against them; some percentage of targets will survive basically anything up to and including a direct nuclear strike. Zombies/mutants/whatever continue to drain survivors in the target area of resources as well as forcing the larger society to expend resources containing/fighting the zombies/mutants/whatever.
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the lack of a antidote or even a vaccine (and dont get me wrong im sure in the world of CANNON there is something like that) its just a hilariously dumb pitch well. me make a thing that kills you but you arent dead, and you will infect anything you gently caress up and you like to do that. forever. i mean youd think there would be a killswitch to = profit, but then im thinking seriously about the plot to resident evil with a  angle sooo...
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Please don't make me write a comprehensive business turnaround plan for Umbrella.
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I mean what's even the point of a bioweapon that just goes on spreading? The customer would never need to buy more supplies of t-virus.
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The thing is, Umbrella actually discovered the secret to immortality. I'm pretty sure a superpower's entire military budget would pale in comparison to the profits they could get from selling immortality to people.
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Discendo Vox posted:Please don't make me write a comprehensive business turnaround plan for Umbrella. i would read it and collaborate 
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IShallRiseAgain posted:The thing is, Umbrella actually discovered the secret to immortality. I'm pretty sure a superpower's entire military budget would pale in comparison to the profits they could get from selling immortality to people. Only if the digestive system is modified to only be able to digest Umbrella-branded Tyrant Chow (tm). Immortality-as-a-service is much more profitable than immortality-as-a-product.
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i need a short ad for umbrella petZ: tyrant chow because gently caress thats going to be stupid funny when i wake up randomly at 3am over "quality ingredients and non gmo"
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quote:Nominally you're turning their own against them; Except for Safsprin. That stuff is good.
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Falls under terrorism, probably.
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I get the impression the T-virus' entire development history was driven by a bunch of people sitting in a boardroom, scratching their heads, and saying, "there's got to be some way to monetize this loving thing, let's just keep pushing genes around and experimenting with new strains until we come up with something we can use" until they were killed by zombies and a mad scientist took over and became Zombie Lucifer with an army of mutant Terminators or whatever.
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Angry Diplomat posted:I get the impression the T-virus' entire development history was driven by a bunch of people sitting in a boardroom, scratching their heads, and saying, "there's got to be some way to monetize this loving thing, let's just keep pushing genes around and experimenting with new strains until we come up with something we can use" until they were killed by zombies and a mad scientist took over and became Zombie Lucifer with an army of mutant Terminators or whatever. Didn't they start off trying to make supersoldiers?
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