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Sanzuo
May 7, 2007


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Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

What the hell even is that? Looks like some cow/horse hybrid from some dark post-nuclear future.

Horses and peoples have been loving around with each other for 10K years, give or take. There's bound to be a bit of variance in both species by now.

Also, horses are both dumber and smarter than either of us will ever know, all at the same time and in the same instant.

Otteration has a new favorite as of 04:03 on Feb 17, 2019

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Otteration posted:

Horses and peoples have been loving around with each other for 10K years, give or take. There's bound to be a bit of variance in both species by now.

Also, horses are both dumber and smarter than either of us will ever know, all at the same time.

From what I've read it's mostly dumber

I mean the famous line isn't 'Poor Freckles, thought of displacement and yelled, 'Eureka!''

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Slippery posted:

From what I've read it's mostly dumber

I mean the famous line isn't 'Poor Freckles, thought of displacement and yelled, 'Eureka!''

https://horseandrider.com/horse-health-care/latest-research-on-how-smart-horses-are

The above seems like a good assessment from a quick scan.

They're herbivores that are hunted by carnivores in the wild, and rare among hunted herbivores in that they're also extremely social in their groups, like crows and parrots and apes and humans. And have also been bred by humans for gobs of years to be a bit brighter, if not a lot more obedient and hard working. And they know enough to kick you in the face if you mean them ill will.

Some people suck, some horses suck. Such is life.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Otteration posted:

https://horseandrider.com/horse-health-care/latest-research-on-how-smart-horses-are

The above seems like a good assessment from a quick scan.

They're herbivores that are hunted by carnivores in the wild, and rare among hunted herbivores in that they're also extremely social in their groups, like crows and parrots and apes and humans. And have also been bred by humans for gobs of years to be a bit brighter, if not a lot more obedient and hard working. And they know enough to kick you in the face if you mean them ill will.

Some people suck, some horses suck. Such is life.



Well, I don't think any horses suck per se, I just hadn't been of the opinion they were especially smart. But, I've been wrong before; that said, I don't know if kicking someone when they get mad is a sign of intelligence ( :) )

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Slippery posted:

Well, I don't think any horses suck per se, I just hadn't been of the opinion they were especially smart. But, I've been wrong before; that said, I don't know if kicking someone when they get mad is a sign of intelligence ( :) )

Yeah, not especially smart, but smarter than most grass eaters, especially so that people have been loving around with them for a long time. Some horses suck, some don't, like the rest of us.

And they don't just kick when they're mad (well, maybe the some of the dumb ones do), but they will kick you when they figure you're up to no good and are about to hurt them or pounce on them like a cougar (like the rest of us might too). :)

https://i.imgur.com/HNdMR48.mp4

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar
Assume I made the obligatory comment re: cougars pouncing ( :) )

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Slippery posted:

Assume I made the obligatory comment re: cougars pouncing ( :) )

Assume I beat you to it and with an evidentiary gif posted above as proof too. ( :) )

Also, as a cat, horse, and cougar lover, they will all kick your rear end if they detect you mean them harm. Strange parallel evolution between predator and prey going on.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
https://i.imgur.com/tY4zsFI.mp4
~la chancla~

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://i.imgur.com/PQNL1fT.gifv

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

~anxiety~

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Well??????

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

They're remaking Moonraker?

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

chanclas de hierro y buena mamá!

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Per usual for the gif thread, best results are achieved with sound enabled:

https://giant.gfycat.com/FatalDisfiguredHuia.mp4

Trabant has a new favorite as of 18:19 on Feb 18, 2019

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DeliciousAnnualKestrel-size_restricted.gif

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/sZg116Y.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Trabant posted:

Per usual for the gif thread, best results are achieved with sound enabled:

https://giant.gfycat.com/FatalDisfiguredHuia.mp4

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalan. Alan. Alan!

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

What is that a pile of?

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

plainswalker75 posted:

What is that a pile of?

cocaine, obviously dude

e: gently caress I should have said Horse

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Eh gently caress it, I was heading this way anyways.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




New Rainbow Siege 6 Operator?

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/BRCWhYo.gifv

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Does anyone have the full video of this because I really need to know if that cat got back inside.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Hollismason posted:

Does anyone have the full video of this because I really need to know if that cat got back inside.

Some say it's still there to this day, watching over the city for evil doers.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/i1URxa5.mp4

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


This conceals the crab.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/CHYFYch.mp4

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

"Really? We're doing this now? Right now? Really?

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Surely if a man's soul can be put inside of a cat, we should be able to get him back out, can't we?

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016
the way the eyes move is somehow very unlike a cat

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/0BDmeDZ.mp4

Sir Potato
May 26, 2012

PO-TAY-TOES
Boil 'em, mash 'em, cook 'em in a stew

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
https://twitter.com/REDROMINA/status/1097544586560524288

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.


I don't watch ball-in-ring-ball, so please forgive me if this is dumb ... but is that a legal pass?

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

null_pointer posted:

I don't watch ball-in-ring-ball, so please forgive me if this is dumb ... but is that a legal pass?

Why wouldn't it be? Too tall?

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Bombadilillo posted:

Why wouldn't it be? Too tall?

I do not know, sir, as I do not know the rules of the game, but the opposing team mostly stood around with a "what the gently caress was that bullshit" expression, implying to me that they were waiting for it to get called.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

null_pointer posted:

I do not know, sir, as I do not know the rules of the game, but the opposing team mostly stood around with a "what the gently caress was that bullshit" expression, implying to me that they were waiting for it to get called.

It was an all-star match so there are no real stakes.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
It was an unorthodox move but it didn't break any rules, much like allowing a dog to play basketball.

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null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Thank you for the explanations. From the internet, I've learned that high bounces typically don't end well:

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