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What the hell is a cuddle party? Is that just doing mdma with a bunch of folks and hugging it out? Well that's a bad snipe.
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Chomp8645 posted:lol what a stupid rear end in a top hat Whether or not he knows it, yes ilmucche posted:What the hell is a cuddle party? Is that just doing mdma with a bunch of folks and hugging it out? yeah but with that polyamory kind of sex-positivity that makes loving sound like a cult thing
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AITA For telling my mother and husband to gently caress off? Some background: My husband and I generally have a loving happy relationship. We are compatible and rarely argue. My mother and I have a normal relationship, some minor issues, but nothing serious. My daughter (26) got out of a terrible long-term relationship and moved back home with us about a year ago. She has been diagnosed with clinical depression. When she moved in, she struggled with even getting out of bed or showering. Since then, she has done a 180. She got a new full time job, she also is back in school full time because a degree will (hopefully) help her move up in her company, she has also been going to therapy once a week. In my opinion, she is doing fantastic and I am incredibly proud of her. My husband knows all of this. The issue is that she can be a bit of a slob. She wasn’t like this before, I think she got into the habit of it at some point when she became depressed. This really annoys my husband, but honestly she has so much on her plate that I, admittedly, cut her some slack. My mother came to visit yesterday and somehow she and my husband got on the topic of my daughters messiness IN FRONT OF my daughter. My husband was venting about this and my mother was agreeing with him. He brought up her cat and how I am the one who has been cleaning the cats litter box. They both started berating my daughter, saying she was too old for that and asking her why she was keeping the cat if she can’t take care of it. My mother went outside to smoke a cigarette and my daughter (who was now crying) told her dad that he hurt her feelings. My husband did not apologize. I went over to my daughter to console her because at this point she was sobbing. She kept quietly repeating to me “I’m a piece of poo poo. Everyone thinks I’m a piece of poo poo.” I’m telling her that is NOT true when my mother comes in. And the pair of them keep going on about it! This is when I lost my temper. I yelled at both of them. I told them to either be respectful toward my daughter or gently caress off and that they could have dinner by themselves. I then took my daughter to get some food and calm down. I have never spoken to either of them like this. Neither of them have spoken to me since yesterday and I haven’t put forth the effort to speak to them either. I do feel bad for losing my temper, but I am also scared for my daughters mental health and I do not want her to go backwards because dad and my mother make her feel bad about herself. AITA?
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AITA? Terrified and chased charity workers Allow me to open with a little disclaimer here; I am totally the arsehole in this story, but was it my fault? At the time this happened I had just moved to a lovely little flat in Mississauga, right on Lakeview. One morning (I think it was a Sunday) there was a knock at the door, a little bemused as I wasn't expecting anyone I opened the door to find two young, attractive people there in smart clothes. Both blonde and blue eyed (this will be relevant later) SG, Smart guy, SW, Smart Woman, SEG, Stupid English Guy (me). SG, Good morning sir, we were wondering if we could talk to you for a moment I naturally assume that a bible is about to be involved and start to give the standard response of Me, yeah, I have all the god I need right now ... SW, Oh, don't worry, we're not here about that SG, No no, we're collecting for the National Front and ... I looked at these two and I. Saw. RED. See, in the Uk the National front are a collection of incredibly violent Neo-Nazis who generally travel around in gangs breaking things and attacking anyone who isn't their (very limited) version of pure. I chased these two out of the building Effing and Blinding at them. How dare these racists pricks come to my home and ask for money!!! That evening I was telling my friends about what had happened over a beer expecting them to be as outraged as I was. They stared at me like I had shot a puppy and this is when I learned that they were in fact collecting for the National CHILDREN'S Front, which was just usually shortened to National Front. I was mortified and went down to their offices the next day to apologise (and make a guilt donation) and explained what had happened to the manager. She was actually really cool about it all and was glad I had gone down because she couldn't figure out why two of her Door Knockers had been chased out of a building for being "filthy racist anti-semetic effing scum" TLDR: I accused two charity workers of being racists because of a cultural overlap
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Feb 19, 2019 22:53
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA For telling my mother and husband to gently caress off? You are the rear end in a top hat for enabling your daughter
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Feb 19, 2019 22:59
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for Objecting to "Female Employee Only" Parking Spaces at My Workplace? lol I'm not sure if this is real, but it is pitch-perfect.
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Feb 19, 2019 22:59
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA? Terrified and chased charity workers He really hosed up but I would totally be cool with this guy living in my building.
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Feb 19, 2019 23:02
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waah posted:So lets do the math here with a few assumptions: lolling at knifecrime island's anti-racist crusader
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Feb 19, 2019 23:02
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Doc Hawkins posted:lol and with a glance through the fence, it was done; so began Stable Genius Dan's slow but inevitable slide into the alt-right
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Feb 19, 2019 23:05
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA? Terrified and chased charity workers This is just funny. You might be the rear end in a top hat, but so far you're not AN rear end in a top hat based on just this.
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Feb 19, 2019 23:06
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cumshitter posted:He really hosed up but I would totally be cool with this guy living in my building. His question is ridiculous though. "Is it really my fault for instantly flying entirely off the handle when I heard the wrong words?!"
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Feb 19, 2019 23:07
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Doc Hawkins posted:His question is ridiculous though. "Is it really my fault for instantly flying entirely off the handle when I heard the wrong words?!" it's not his fault British society has engineered the joke setup equivalent of the Ku Klux Kidz Klub
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Feb 19, 2019 23:09
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AITA For telling my co-workers to step on a Lego? I recently received a promotion at work, a feat not everyone agrees with. A man, let's say Eric, has been less than enthused. He feels he deserved the promotion even though he does less than anyone else and comes in late nearly every day. He constantly tries to undermine me and refuses to follow orders. Anyways, I was divvying up tasks yesterday and he just flat out says "Get someone else to do it, bitch." To which I responded, "Go step on a Lego." I know, it was not a proportionate response. I should have just written him up. He did what I told him to do, but now he wont make eye contact with me. AITA?
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Feb 19, 2019 23:09
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Thrifty boyfriend recycled "love" wrapping paper from a past girlfriend's gift and wrapped my VD gift in it. I was mildly annoyed. Wrapping it in latex would have prevented this.
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Feb 19, 2019 23:10
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:it's not his fault British society has engineered the joke setup equivalent of the Ku Klux Kidz Klub No, it's just his fault he didn't even say "excuse me?!" or "what the hell are you doing in the US?!" one time before chasing them out of the building. It's not a high crime, it's just foolishly impulsive. Aim, then fire, you know?
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Feb 19, 2019 23:19
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for Objecting to "Female Employee Only" Parking Spaces at My Workplace? What's the bet this place has a history of sexual harassment and this was put in place so woman could quickly get into the building after hours or something.
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Feb 19, 2019 23:20
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Girlfriend who received a VD gift should break up with boyfriend for giving it to her
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Feb 19, 2019 23:23
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for Objecting to "Female Employee Only" Parking Spaces at My Workplace? This doesn't sound real. And I hate people saying things are fake. A goddamn pink sign saying a parking space of all things is only for women. I'm trying to think of why you might even have that. It's EXACTLY ONE parking space just for ladies?? If there's one woman at your company, just put her drat name on it. If there isn't, I still don't know why you have it. ilmucche posted:What the hell is a cuddle party? Is that just doing mdma with a bunch of folks and hugging it out? Look up the F Plus episode on it and weep. It's a party that talks a lot about how people are touch starved, so cuddle with strangers! They say a thousand times it's not sexual, but it feels much creepier.
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Feb 19, 2019 23:25
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Midnight Voyager posted:This doesn't sound real. And I hate people saying things are fake. A goddamn pink sign saying a parking space of all things is only for women. I think you're missing the obvious answer here: it wasn't put up by the company. It's a corporate building, if they wanted to mark it it would probably be via paint on the asphalt. This a pink sign stuck onto the fence. Somebody put it up themselves, either as a joke or to "personalize" a parking space they already had.
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Feb 19, 2019 23:28
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Assuming it even happened, I think he just got pissed off at a novelty parking sign. Like "This space reserved for Cubs fans" or "This space for the #1 mom" or something equally stupid.
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Feb 19, 2019 23:28
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Someone probably got the sign as a joke gift and it got put up. e: f;b
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Feb 19, 2019 23:29
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Midnight Voyager posted:This doesn't sound real. And I hate people saying things are fake. A goddamn pink sign saying a parking space of all things is only for women. it's the equivalent of one of those reddit fwds about hearing that one of your kids' classmates was scolded by a teacher for being a white male. who the gently caress knows what happened, if there's actually a good reason for it that the OP is leaving out, if any of it even happened at all, they briefly glimpsed a thing that sounded like it could possibly be PC CULTURE GONE WILD and they're maaaad, like and share
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Feb 19, 2019 23:33
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I've seen "pregnant woman only" parking signs at both retail and corporate locations (IL, TX, CA, NC, at least, probably other states) but they're not too common. I sort of think this is someone getting outraged at the idea that  get any sort of accommodation but realizing that saying "pregnant women shouldn't get closer parking spots" doesn't have the best optics, so this is what he dials the truth to. But I could be totally off.
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Feb 19, 2019 23:39
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He really didn't sound very outraged.
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Feb 19, 2019 23:46
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Chomp8645 posted:He really didn't sound very outraged. To be fair if you're angry enough to post about this dumb poo poo on the internet you're decently outraged
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Feb 19, 2019 23:55
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Chomp8645 posted:He really didn't sound very outraged. When I'm outraged, I tend to give less precision than this for my age: "approx 22.5 year old"
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kimbo305 posted:When I'm outraged, I tend to give less precision than this for my age: "approx 22.5 year old" 22.69420 year old
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Feb 20, 2019 00:10
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cumshitter posted:I am way behind on this thread but holy lol the grandparents just giving your kid unfettered access to millions once they turn 18. Was this your friend of a friend? 
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Feb 20, 2019 00:14
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AZ/NV just found out my wife was married as a ‘joke’ in Vegas in 1997quote:I never thought I’d be posting here but I need some help on where to go from here. My wife and I are about to celebrate our 15th anniversary in a few weeks. Long ago when we first got together she told me she married one of her gay guy co-workers in Vegas as a joke when she was a teen. Honestly, I thought she was full of it and that it probably wasn’t anything legal anyway.
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Feb 20, 2019 00:36
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If they haven't caught you yet just ignore it and hope for the best.
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girls joke-marrying their gay friends in vegas is apparently common because I know a dude and a girl who did it too.
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I’m fascinated by even the thought process that a Las Vegas marriage wouldn’t count. I thought the whole point was that’s where you could get a cheap legally binding marriage.
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Feb 20, 2019 00:56
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MasBrillante posted:I’m fascinated by even the thought proves that a Las Vegas marriage wouldn’t count. I thought the whole point was that’s where you could get a cheap legally binding marriage. Someone took "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" a little too seriously.
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Feb 20, 2019 01:00
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for Objecting to "Female Employee Only" Parking Spaces at My Workplace? So this one is interesting. On the face of it it sounds like total bullshit but as someone else pointed out it sounds like there might be a history with the women who work there having issues while they walked to their car and this seemed like the most logical step to take. Also it’s a trucking company and we all know how professional truckers are.... Dumb? Probably. It’s probably was the easiest way to safe guard the women who worked there.
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Feb 20, 2019 01:05
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MasBrillante posted:I’m fascinated by even the thought proves that a Las Vegas marriage wouldn’t count. I thought the whole point was that’s where you could get a cheap legally binding marriage. If the first marriage is annulled, does that mean the second one is valid? Or how does that work?
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Feb 20, 2019 01:05
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MarcusSA posted:So this one is interesting. On the face of it it sounds like total bullshit but as someone else pointed out it sounds like there might be a history with the women who work there having issues while they walked to their car and this seemed like the most logical step to take. last time i saw something about a women only parking place it came with larger spots because "women are not as good at parking". and unless the parking space is fenced off with a gate and some sort of security i dont see how a "here are all the women" parking spot is gonna help against unwanted attention datajugend fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Feb 20, 2019 |
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Feb 20, 2019 01:26
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Admiralty Flag posted:IIRC in most states lack of consummation is sufficient grounds for annulment of the marriage, so they're probably not screwed because she never screwed. Still, probably embarrassing AF to explain why you need to do this. They are going to lock her rear end up for polygamy and the other polys are going to be outraged
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Feb 20, 2019 01:27
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datajugend posted:last time i saw something about a women only parking place it came with larger spots because "women are not as good at parking". Well he said the sign was on a fence so I assumed it was.
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Feb 20, 2019 01:29
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Haifisch posted:AZ/NV just found out my wife was married as a ‘joke’ in Vegas in 1997 
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MarcusSA posted:Well he said the sign was on a fence so I assumed it was. yeah i missed that the first time, was still focused on the "im 22 AND A HALF"
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