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My raccoon and chicken want to jump my bones. How do I deal with that? Also, hey Raccoon, they got rid of your slave seal, where do you want your new one? ON MA TITS!
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wait theres a chicken in this show and it DOESNT make fifteen 'cock' jokes?
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Feb 21, 2019 16:48
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Too late, by the powers the mod has invested in me i pronounce mulderman and akumos married for all time.
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Endorph posted:wait theres a chicken in this show and it DOESNT make fifteen 'cock' jokes? Don't worry, I'll make them
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Feb 21, 2019 16:50
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This thread is a wedding chapel now.
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Feb 21, 2019 16:54
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Sharkopath posted:Too late, by the powers the mod has invested in me i pronounce mulderman and akumos married for all time. Hell yes, does the wedding come with a slave seal? Asking for a friend. So stocked about finally not being single anymore.
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Feb 21, 2019 16:58
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if this were a show about a dude adventuring around with a raccoon and a chicken and without the weird misogyny undertones this would be rad
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Feb 21, 2019 16:59
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Also no flowers of gifts please. I rather have money.
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Feb 21, 2019 17:00
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Mulderman posted:Also no flowers of gifts please. I rather have money. Instead of money everybody got you the exact same model of crockpot because it was on sale.
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Feb 21, 2019 17:05
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that's what happens on the rez when the casino gives out like fifty crockpots in a night or the pizzazz plus pizza oven
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Feb 21, 2019 17:11
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Sharkopath posted:Instead of money everybody got you the exact same model of crockpot because it was on sale. What a shame, they are all the wrong voltage.
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Feb 21, 2019 17:12
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Meal prep Sunday is going to be so easy with all these crockpots!
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Feb 21, 2019 17:13
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What a load of crock >.>
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Feb 21, 2019 17:15
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Mulderman posted:Why DID he put a slave crest on the chicken? You mean like this one? quote:I caught the eye of the raccoon-girl. And I realized, looking into her eyes, how I felt. Yes. This thing was a woman, the same gender as that one that betrayed me. I looked into her scared eyes and immediately thought that I wanted to control her. I thought I could just pretend that I’d turned Myne into a slave… If she died, it might make me feel better. “All right then, I’ll take the middle one.” “An excellent choice, and it makes my life easier too.” The slave trader produced a key and opened her cage. She stepped out, and he put a collar around her neck. She let out a yelp. I looked at her, quivering in fear, and felt a wave of satisfaction wash over me. I imagined that other woman quivering in fear, just like this, and it made me feel great.
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Feb 21, 2019 17:44
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Space Flower posted:that's what happens on the rez when the casino gives out like fifty crockpots in a night or the pizzazz plus pizza oven
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Feb 21, 2019 17:46
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for sure, but be careful not to wrap the cord around the underside of the pizzazz cause then it melts.
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Feb 21, 2019 18:25
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the shield hero eats pizza with pineapple topping
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Feb 21, 2019 18:29
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a cartoon duck posted:the shield hero eats pizza with pineapple topping He may be scum, but there's nothing wrong with pineapple's on pizza. 
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Feb 21, 2019 18:36
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Brought To You By posted:He may be scum, but there's nothing wrong with pineapple's on pizza. Agreed. Add some crisper bacon and ham and it's perfection.
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Feb 21, 2019 18:39
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a cartoon duck posted:the shield hero eats pizza with pineapple topping as do I
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Feb 21, 2019 18:44
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Mulderman posted:Why DID he put a slave crest on the chicken? Because the first one was too weak, and Filo was able to break through it. https://justpaste.it/429tc
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Feb 21, 2019 18:45
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I would force a slave crest on each and every one of you pineapple pizza eating monsters.
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Feb 21, 2019 18:51
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so like, with all the talk of levels and smacking people with shields apparently being completely harmless, does shield hero take place in a video game or something? i idly assumed it was the fantasy world type of isekai
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Feb 21, 2019 18:56
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a cartoon duck posted:so like, with all the talk of levels and smacking people with shields apparently being completely harmless, does shield hero take place in a video game or something? i idly assumed it was the fantasy world type of isekai D&D stats ofc
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Feb 21, 2019 18:58
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a cartoon duck posted:so like, with all the talk of levels and smacking people with shields apparently being completely harmless, does shield hero take place in a video game or something? i idly assumed it was the fantasy world type of isekai It's a world that works on video game rules. The other three heroes were experts at games that were very similar to this world, and were summoned through those games. The Shield Hero was summoned through a book he didn't even read, he just flipped through it looking at the pictures.
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Feb 21, 2019 19:05
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a cartoon duck posted:so like, with all the talk of levels and smacking people with shields apparently being completely harmless, does shield hero take place in a video game or something? i idly assumed it was the fantasy world type of isekai
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Feb 21, 2019 19:14
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Anime Changes Report: Viable Romantic Partners Edition We got a hot springs episode, it was really awful. Raphtalia and Kick Fighting Chicken spent half the episode pursuing their romantic interest in Naofumi. This storyline left out the best part of the hot springs bit in the light novel, where Raphtalia abandons all subtlety and just drops her towel in front of Naofumi. Naofumi just mumbles something about her scars looking better and nothing happens. It's clear from his internal monologue that he doesn't even think that anyone could be interested in him, and doesn't want to pursue any romance with anyone. The anime completely made up the second half of that episode. They want to play up the romance between Naofumi and his slaves, it's the biggest change they've made so far. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 21, 2019 19:22
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Feb 21, 2019 19:25
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Maxwell....
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Why did you put that in my brain?Maxwell Adams posted:It's a world that works on video game rules. The other three heroes were experts at games that were very similar to this world, and were summoned through those games. The Shield Hero was summoned through a book he didn't even read, he just flipped through it looking at the pictures. Probably should have put the summoning page near the end of the book instead of it being the first page.
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Feb 21, 2019 19:53
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Maxwell Adams posted:Anime Changes Report: Viable Romantic Partners Edition Now I have no doubt in my mind that you actually like Shield Hero.
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Feb 21, 2019 19:55
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when you take performative dislike so far you come out looking like you secretly enjoy it
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Feb 21, 2019 19:56
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I like the parts of Shield Hero where Naofumi is a dysfunctional rear end in a top hat and the plot is extremely stupid. There's a lot to like.Namtab posted:Maxwell.... Alright, I took out the text from the light novel.
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Feb 21, 2019 20:09
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how did they "make it perfectly clear" he was "keeping his dick to himself"
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Feb 21, 2019 23:09
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DisDisDis posted:how did they "make it perfectly clear" he was "keeping his dick to himself" He did the Buffalo Bill shtick in front of a mirror.
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Feb 21, 2019 23:14
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i miss the wholesomeness of ulilila who could use videogame rules to calculate the joules behind the protagonist's kick and the hexadecimal value of the color of his clothes
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Feb 22, 2019 00:04
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I would read the Ulilila isekai.
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Feb 22, 2019 00:05
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how the hell did this thread keep on getting worse after that
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mycot posted:I would read the Ulilila isekai.
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everythingWasBees posted:how the hell did this thread keep on getting worse after that Don't insult my wedding like that.
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