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Batterypowered7 posted:I am laughing so hard at "growing a new layer of penis over the old penis" the fanfucker has a unique and brilliant mind quote:I am really uncomfortable with a new development at my office and I feel like quitting is the only option now.
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My middle name is spelled wrong on my birth certificate (like spelling it Brande rather than Brenda), but it's spelled right on my SSC. It's spelled wrong on my license, too, because after I found out about the BC, the DMV told me I HAD to spell it like it is on my BC. So anyway it has literally never been an issue, just a cute story to tell people. And then I applied for FinAid through a credentialing program and they literally DEMANDED I get a new SSC. Haha no.
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 23:02 |
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mungtor posted:This has been the best derail in a long time because it's so obviously just the micro-penis guy trying to be "guys with big dicks are terrible in bed and don't care about anybody but themselves". Holy poo poo... the only thing missing was "and I left him for a 1.5-incher and I've never been happier". You just blew my mind like a less-endowed but attentive and giving lover
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Amnizu posted:Same poster: can you provide links, I desperately need to see this guy's life advice
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mungtor posted:This has been the best derail in a long time because it's so obviously just the micro-penis guy trying to be "guys with big dicks are terrible in bed and don't care about anybody but themselves". Holy poo poo... the only thing missing was "and I left him for a 1.5-incher and I've never been happier". Haha yeah it's just unbelievable that a man would ignore the emotional and physical state of a woman during sex and just continue until they are personally satisfied. Here are a couple from legaladvice: Only going to post the title of this one: A 32 yo man picked up my 16 yo daughter from school (with her consent, obviously without mine) and they had sex shortly after. Do we have any legal recourse? [MI] And also the makings of a great tree law post, hopefully it gets updates: Neighbor cut down century old Oak tree on our property. [LA] quote:Good afternoon r/legaladvice I need some assistance. Over the course of the past week my family and I have been out of state due to a family matter, while we were gone our neighbor decided to remove a 130+ year old oak tree that is on my property but is near his as well. The tree’s branch’s does not hang over anything of his (buildings, fences, etc) and does not effect any of his piping with the trees roots. The stump is still there and I have the businesses name and phone number that was contracted to cut down the tree. Any advice will be appreciated
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 23:05 |
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Willfrey posted:Thats fuckin impossible I don't think there are hard and fast rules. Ultimately, the cookie mom/dad is responsible for paying the council whatever they owe for the boxes they take possession of. I don't know that I would give a stranger money up front but door to door isn't really a thing anymore.
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Yea, whenever I get girlscout cookies it's because they've set up a stand at the entrance of the grocery store.
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Xik posted:Haha yeah it's just unbelievable that a man would ignore the emotional and physical state of a woman during sex and just continue until they are personally satisfied. Haha yeah... just like women are completely unable to communicate their discomfort, say "stop", or have an actual conversation because they're just dumb broads. But what are you gonna do, they gotta have that horse cock, amirite? quote:. He was bad at kissing, bad at foreplay, bad at sex. I know from my experiences and those of friends that well endowed guys are typically subpar in bed, but he said he's slept with 8 girls before me! How can someone be so clueless after 8 partners? He's even fixated on the number 8.... as in the 8" he wishes he had. It's bullshit.
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 23:12 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:god drat that's hosed up writing the wrong name on the wrong state form can have Disastrous Legal Implications.
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Penis size is inversely proportional to emotional intelligence. Once you hit the 10"+ range you are basically Data. This is also a good way to find the well endowed men at gay bars, they do not use contractions.
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 23:18 |
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*feverishly writing down the gay secrets*
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cumshitter posted:Penis size is inversely proportional to emotional intelligence. Once you hit the 10"+ range you are basically Data. This is also a good way to find the well endowed men at gay bars, they do not use contractions. Obviously this only applies to verbal communication.
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Leon Einstein posted:Obviously this only applies to verbal communication. You're the only person who communicates through farts, LE.
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cumshitter posted:This is also a good way to find the well endowed men at gay bars, they do not use contractions.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:You're the only person who communicates through farts, LE.
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Splicer posted:cumshitter is right here dude Have you ever tried to talk with your mouth full
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Blade Runner posted:Have you ever tried to talk with your mouth full Once. Splicer posted:cumshitter is right here dude gays don't fart they quip
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 23:29 |
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My (27M) girlfriends (27F) grandfather's dying wish was for her to dump me.quote:My girlfriend and I have been seeing each other off and on for about two years. Last night my girlfriend told me that her grandpa told her family "And tell my granddaughter to stay away from that man from California" on his death bed right before he died. I am from California and the reference was clearly directed towards me. It was one of the last things he said before he died. Lol owned from beyond the grave, but also he should dump her post haste.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:writing the wrong name on the wrong state form can have Disastrous Legal Implications. I'm pretty sure you're like 50,000x less likely to wind up in jail for writing your name as Allison when some form somewhere dictates that it has an extra space in the middle your normal-rear end WASP name than they are for you having your first name absolutely, flawlessly typo-free everywhere it's ever been recorded and it's Hassan A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Feb 21, 2019 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I'm pretty sure you're like 50,000x less likely to wind up in jail for writing your name as Allison when there's a form somewhere that says it's actually Al lison than they are for having your first name absolutely, flawlessly typo-free everywhere it's ever been recorded and it's Hassan sure yeah whatever but here's the other issue: Allison Lastname at SSN XXX-XX-XXX has no credit history. Al Lison Lastname at that same SSN has a credit history. You, landlord, unaware of the situation, assume this person is attempting some kind of Highwayman Trickery, and have them locked up in Guantanamo where they're crammed full of fish eggs and forced to birth horrible wriggling atrocities once a fortnight, till they are but gibbering, broken things.
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 23:34 |
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neat, chuck palahniuk is workshopping a sequel to guts
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 23:38 |
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the fish egg treatment is kinda overblown tbqh, I do it all the time myself it helps exfoliate your colon
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 23:38 |
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a foot peel but for a man's calloused and chapped boi-hole edit- this isn't the toxic masculinity thread.
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 23:39 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:sure yeah whatever but here's the other issue: Allison Lastname at SSN XXX-XX-XXX has no credit history. Al Lison Lastname at that same SSN has a credit history. You, landlord, unaware of the situation, assume this person is attempting some kind of Highwayman Trickery, and have them locked up in Guantanamo where they're crammed full of fish eggs and forced to birth horrible wriggling atrocities once a fortnight, till they are but gibbering, broken things. I was only there for like three days quit exaggerating
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 23:41 |
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[Vancouver, British Columbia] How can I (31/F) cope with angry woman (36/F) who alleges I had an affair in place I've never been to and is insistent I am not in her kids' lives? I had a woman come to my house last week, out of the blue. quote:She was wearing official ID and dressed in a suit, had some ID badge with official "Social Services ID", and turned up at my house, said she had something I needed to discuss with her.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:can you provide links, I desperately need to see this guy's life advice Sadly, the post has no text, just the title: https://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/comments/at7d70/had_a_gpa_of_19_in_hs_and_now_in_my_last_year_of/ But he did reply that his masters is in Accounting (lol).
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Blade Runner posted:Again, she told him she was willing to do it again but she wanted more foreplay, which he 100% did make an inept and worthless attempt at I meant that she asked him not to pound as hard as he can, the way he did the first time. He then did that again. Not that she asked him not to gently caress again. mungtor posted:Haha yeah... just like women are completely unable to communicate their discomfort, say "stop", or have an actual conversation because they're just dumb broads. But what are you gonna do, they gotta have that horse cock, amirite? lmfao
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for firing employee of 20+ years for calling my niece "Princess" Shitposting while I catch up on the last...uh, thousand? posts. Good luck on the job search, Spinster.
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 23:49 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:You just blew my mind like a less-endowed but attentive and giving lover Remember the ol saying, Big as an arm? Will cause you harm Small as a wick? Now thats a nice dick
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 23:56 |
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scare off future settlers from living near radioactive areas by breeding a race of radiation-resistant huge dicked fucklords who glow with radiation and teach children rhymes about the huge dicked glowing radioactive mutants that live near the place without honor, such that it becomes folklore long after the knowledge of science has fled the lands
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Willfrey posted:Remember the ol saying, I thought it was the rule of thumb.
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 00:13 |
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if that were the case only you could beat off though
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:scare off future settlers from living near radioactive areas by breeding a race of radiation-resistant huge dicked fucklords who glow with radiation and teach children rhymes about the huge dicked glowing radioactive mutants that live near the place without honor, such that it becomes folklore long after the knowledge of science has fled the lands Pretty sure this is a Piers Anthony story... maybe the 6th Xanth book or something.
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mungtor posted:This has been the best derail in a long time because it's so obviously just the micro-penis guy trying to be "guys with big dicks are terrible in bed and don't care about anybody but themselves". Holy poo poo... the only thing missing was "and I left him for a 1.5-incher and I've never been happier". She’s complaining about 1 idiot person.
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 00:29 |
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QuarkJets posted:She’s complaining about 1 idiot person. No. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792330&pagenumber=4134#post492779701
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[SERIOUS] I (26m) can't handle being a single parent. Should I give my daughter (3f) up for adoption? (self.relationship_advice) submitted 9 hours ago * by nkjk098 quote:My girlfriend passed away two years ago unexpectedly. It was all far to quick for me to process. We were both estranged from our parents. It was hard work raising our child together but we were happy. I just can't cope anymore. I'm finding it too difficult to raise a child on my own. I work all day with two different jobs, most of that going on childcare. I spend maybe a few hours a day with her before I put her to bed. I'm ashamed to say, I don't know if I want her. I love her but I just can't handle all this pressure on my own.
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sounds like a sad dude hope he just bumbles along like every clueless idiot that raises a child but does it with love
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CheesyDog posted:[SERIOUS] I (26m) can't handle being a single parent. Should I give my daughter (3f) up for adoption? "I can't get over the fact that my other half is not here, but I definitely want to get rid of the last connection I have to her."
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Bogus Adventure posted:"I can't get over the fact that my other half is not here, but I definitely want to get rid of the last connection I have to her." That's pretty harsh, dude.
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Bogus Adventure posted:"I can't get over the fact that my other half is not here, but I definitely want to get rid of the last connection I have to her." You're an rear end in a top hat and this is a gross misrepresentation.
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