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I can't believe I read that thing again but the women's listed birthdates are 1960, 1960, and 1973 for everyone who is asking. e: The ones are are identified, obviously.
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sean10mm posted:I'm almost afraid to ask, but do we have evidence that Kraft's thing was the 59 year old mama-san/horrifying slave driving crime lord, or is that just a joke? We know he appears twice in the list of 26 people and person #4 is some rich guy who dresses like Kraft and is really similar to 26, and only Kraft should appear twice. It’s a guess but I think it’s a good one.
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These parlor operators know that rich old men is their demo.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Portnoy has definitely been balls deep in unwilling prostitutes so of course he’s sympathetic.
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I looked up my hometown on rubmaps.com and there is a place right in one of the main shopping centers. I know that place very well, its wedged in between a Chinese restaurant and a Five Guys That massage place has been there as long as I can remember, freaky
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Kevlar v2.0 posted:"rub maps dot com" is an anagram for "Sad Trump Combo" Is this where you watch them pee while giving you a handy?
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Feb 23, 2019 01:16
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So do all of these places just pay off the cops to look the other way?
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:So do all of these places just pay off the cops to look the other way? They get freebies
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Ches Neckbeard posted:They get freebies Eww. If I were a crooked cop I’d just want the money.
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MacheteZombie posted:Just wanted his trophy polished. CyberPingu posted:Trump to buy the Pats DariusLikewise posted:Sorry but maximum hilarity is the President of the US leaving his weekend golf club to get $59 rub and tugs Mr. Nice! posted:This wasn’t a one off. This was Bob Kraft’s regular rub and tug near his Palm Beach, FL house. sean10mm posted:There was definitely a sexual element to how the Patriots humiliated the Jets so his feeling are understandable. MacheteZombie posted:Teddy B on TV talking about hoping Krafts denial is true. Tatsuta Age posted:twice?! they literally only scoped the place out for 5 days lmao SKULL.GIF posted:What if the bigger name is Tom Brady? This thread is really funny
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Shinjobi posted:Rubmaps.com I'm cry
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Feb 23, 2019 01:45
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I hope there’s a video of Mike Brown in there haggling
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I think the actual low rent sleaziness of the situation is sometimes part of the appeal or turn on for rich or famous guys like this, and even the chance of getting caught sometimes contributes to this. See also Hugh Grant situation. I mean, dude could arrange to have a supermodel hooker who also has PhDs in philosophy and molcular biology meet him discreetly on a yacht or in some five star hotel and discuss Wittgenstein with him while dressed in leather and simultaneously flogging him with a cat o nine tail and rogering him with a strap-on, but after the 20th time or so it gets dull and where's the thrill in it? If you are creeping around in some strip mall rub joint with a buzzing red neon sign tossing mamasan a few crumpled twenties with a bunch of other sweaty punters you KNOW you're being naughty. He probably never felt so alive!  Then again one should also consider that men are stupid horn dogs who often only think with their schlongs.
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Also it's all he could afford because the NFL is hiding how under water they are Vince McMahon told me so
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kiimo posted:Eating a 59 year old lady's vagina and paying her a dollar for every year she has been alive and also the twist that she's a slave owner is a pretty peculiar fetish but I'm not here to kink shame. lmao we live in the best of times
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I kind of feel like it might just be a fast food situation. Sometimes you just want a happy quarterpounder ending regardless of how rich you are, you know?
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sportsgenius86 posted:I hope there’s a video of Mike Brown in there haggling Using a coupon.
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indiana jones dodging traps and poison darts and hissing, oozing reptile pits in order to find the ancient rubmaps
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thank you i'm never going to get the phrase rub maps out of my head until i die rub maps rub maps orson welles doing an ad read for rub maps and stopping to berate everyone that it is very difficult to say the words "rub maps"
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Rub Maps has a parlor literally like 1000 feet from my house where users Cockinthesock and Zarffdaddy each gave it a glowing 5 out of 5 stars. I can't read the comments unless I'm a premium subscriber however. Who's gonna take one for the team so we can read comments/get our door kicked down?
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it’s like google maps, but for rubs
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it’s like mapquest, but the quest your on, is for a rub
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Rich dudes absolutely love pretending to be regular chumps so the theory they all went there because it was lovely seems solid. See: right wing fetishization of blue collar work, every dumbass here in Texas pretending to be a cowboy.
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"Rub-a-dub-dub this dick needs some love" - Robert Kraft while entering a known sex parlour found on Rubmaps.com
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So who gets more low rent rub jobs Kraft or Jerry?
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Android Apocalypse posted:shameless stolen from PYF Macros & Memes: lol this doesn't even make sense, he smashed both those mf buttons like straight away, he didn't need time to decide
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Many of these rich dudes started out as poor chumps getting tugjobs for cheap and that's probably what they have liked their whole lives.
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Many of these rich dudes started out as poor chumps getting tugjobs for cheap and that's probably what they have liked their whole lives. By poor you mean inherited millions from the parents, right?
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Not everyone did that. https://www.cnbc.com/id/49167533
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I have I idea how Kraft made his fortune. Maybe he ran a chain of affordable massage parlors.
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Us: "I cant believe billionaires did that" Billionaires: "that's why you'll never be one of us" A different breed, fellas. They'll sell you expired airline peanuts with one hand with the other firmly placed on the back of a 59 year old slave driver's head
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rubmaps.com would be a great shirt sponsor, the MLS should get on that ASAP
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Demon Of The Fall posted:rubmaps.com would be a great shirt sponsor, the MLS should get on that ASAP For the New England Revolution
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Reminder that Kraft is on the owner commission that helps decide Goodell's salary If Roger wants a raise, he needs to forget the one in Rob's pants
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sweet thursday posted:Reminder that Kraft is on the owner commission that helps decide Goodell's salary Jerry Richardson was also on that committee and it didn’t stop Goodell from forcing him out and getting a raise for doing so.
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Tim Whatley posted:Rub Maps has a parlor literally like 1000 feet from my house where users Cockinthesock and Zarffdaddy each gave it a glowing 5 out of 5 stars. I cannot stop laughing, please send help My God, I cannot wait for Drew Magary's "Why Your Team Sucks" entry on the Patriots this year.
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This thread brought to you by RUBMAPS.COM "Because every journey need a Happy Ending"
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