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It's art you heathens, just like this:  SEX BURRITO posted:I was thinking hilarious novelty gift. $55 is a bit expensive for that purpose. I've been trying to find one of those cheap portrait painters so I can get an artistic nude painting of myself to put in my friend's annual sneaky santa.
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That was nice of Glenn Danzig to set that naked lady on fire
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value-brand cereal posted:Thank you. The pretty colors are so alluring, but it's not worth it if the material is that lousy or overpriced. Yeah, I bought some yarn just to test quality from a couple vendors last year and I think I wrote it up. It was really really bad quality, like felt like insulation. Not usable. The cotton embroidery floss is the same quality as other Chinese knockoffs - will tangle more than DMC but is absolutely usable.
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Moon Atari posted:
If you can sit still for a couple hours, your local art school will pay you for this, can't get much cheaper than that!
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Moon Atari posted:It's art you heathens, just like this: It seems they are trying to pass that off as actual Tang Dynasty Sancai Glaze Ware, hence the price. It is clearly not that.
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Feb 26, 2019 04:52
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    If I got to choose a new fetish, I guess it would be whatever this is.
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Moon Atari posted:It's cheap enough that I'm genuinely tempted to buy this one: If they arent the original manufacturer (they arent) that means its a lovely recast. Be prepared for it to not look remotely close and most of the fine details to be obliterated. The pictures in the listing are not of the product you are buying. If they cant provide a real picture that isnt stolen from the original artist then dont.
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Brick Shipment posted:
or if you wanna cosplay as neo-voldo I guess
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 Bit annoyed this is a badge rather than a double pin, but I’m sure I can fix that with a bit of arts-and-crafts. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fol...2951381896.html
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Furia posted:Ooohhh.... inspired by bottls I've bought two. They seemed to be decent - I thought they were more expensive than expected (around $10) but if you buy a belt locally for that amount, from experience it will last a few months and fall apart.
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Brick Shipment posted:
The first one looks like it would be perfect in a Daft Punk music video.
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Brick Shipment posted:
See that ?? Watch that ???? Dig in the Macho Queen (R)
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Moon Atari posted:It's cheap enough that I'm genuinely tempted to buy this one: If you can track down the .stl, you can 3d print it for $1's worth of plastic
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Feb 26, 2019 18:28
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 Skin color isn't orange enough imo The hair and brush holder is a very suitable piss tape yellow though
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Brick Shipment posted:
Imagine if the laser eye guy and the mirrored catsuit guy were in the same club. You could burn thousands of retinas with one stare. Also, initially read this as nacho queen and was disappointed.
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Feb 27, 2019 18:50
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 Who wants some pussy stencils?No, not that kind, the other kind.
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Lowen SoDium posted:
The list of related items is.. something. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2019-Men-s-G-string-Sexy-Swim-Trunks-Swimwear-Sports-Summer-Man-Dry-Spell-8-Color/32880400702.html None of those words in the title are accurate. They are all lies. Bummey fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Mar 1, 2019 |
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Anyone want a parade dragon?
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These are a pretty good christmas gift for the shameful nerd in your life: 
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I got all excited because I thought it was a lion dance suit, but it's just the kind with sticks.
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I got my pussy stencil in the mail yesterday: https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/cmoh9WMY
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queserasera posted:I got my pussy stencil in the mail yesterday: It’ll be hard to get all that detail to show, but I guess if the hair is pretty short and dense it could be done. Post pics!
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Just had my package of toy bitcoin's turn up empty. I'm not sure if they hosed it up or they're just a really accurate simulation of bitcoins.
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Sex Robot posted:Just had my package of toy bitcoin's turn up empty. I'm not sure if they hosed it up or they're just a really accurate simulation of bitcoins. Thanks. I'm having a bad day, but this made me laugh. (Not that you being screwed is funny. That's not funny.)
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Sex Robot posted:Just had my package of toy bitcoin's turn up empty. I'm not sure if they hosed it up or they're just a really accurate simulation of bitcoins. This is art.
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Sex Robot posted:Just had my package of toy bitcoin's turn up empty. I'm not sure if they hosed it up or they're just a really accurate simulation of bitcoins. Amazing
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Sex Robot posted:Just had my package of toy bitcoin's turn up empty. I'm not sure if they hosed it up or they're just a really accurate simulation of bitcoins.
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Mar 2, 2019 04:15
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I want to be there when the mail room worker that stole them try to cash them in
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mobby_6kl posted:Has anyone seen a decent leather watch strap? I've bought actual belts before and they were pretty nice for $10-15 I can get a leather belt for 15€ at Aimo Uttula less than 100m away so I bet you could get one for 15$ at an actual shop too. (Love their display window BTW) 
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The entire internet apparently thinks I'm a weirdo perv now thanks thread
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r u ready to WALK posted:The entire internet apparently thinks I'm a weirdo perv now Kjøping so hard right nå.
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That's OK, I accept you for who you are. just leave that anal funnel at home please.
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It's a good thing that it's stainless steel. You don't want your ferrous enema rig getting rusty in your anus.
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i thought it was a butt stethoscope
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It’s a diarrhea trumpet
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Snowy posted:It’s a diarrhea trumpet Oh it's for AVGN cos-play?
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Please don't bring up the diarrhea trumpet again
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Snowy posted:It’s a diarrhea trumpet
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Aliexpress: It's a diarrhea trumpet
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