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No!! More guns are the LAST thing they need!
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What if we had like smart bullets, that would only hit the bad guys.
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Feb 26, 2019 22:09
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waah posted:What if we had like smart bullets, that would only hit the bad guys. That's how it works now. If they didn't deserve to get shot, then why did they get shot? Huh smart guy??
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Feb 26, 2019 22:13
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it would make sense that facebook posts are 90% written by bullets
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Feb 26, 2019 22:14
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CheesyDog posted:I see your regular academic fraud and raise you with academic tax fraud This reminds me of something that happened with my cousin, only without the tax fraud. After failing out of college (where he stayed in a dorm), he basically carried on a charade of going to community college classes. My aunt finally ended up finding out somehow, but he kept up the act for a really long time. Fortunately the story has a good ending. Cousin ended up becoming an EMT and is now training to be a paramedic. Some people apparently just can't deal with academic work/stress but are suited for stuff that (in my opinion) is way harder and more stressful. It was a big relief because I was really worried about him for a while; he used to just play DotA constantly, in addition to the "not going to classes" stuff, and other people are mostly powerless when it comes to getting someone out of that kind of funk/depression.
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Feb 26, 2019 22:31
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Eloped as a Joke in Vegas, are we legally married in Canada?quote:So, long story short, me and my fiancee (fueled by alcohol among other things) decided it would be a really funny joke to get married in Vegas. Mission accomplished, instagram freaked out. However we were under the impression that it would only be valid in Nevada, but after some googling we may actually be legal in Canada.
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Feb 26, 2019 22:48
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Willfrey posted:Maybe they covered up the video because it was a video of a horrible accident One for which they could be held legally responsible. You can't be seriously suggesting they did it to shield the kids somehow? It was pure CYA, which is pretty lovely when a kid just got his head skinned. They probably aren't criminally liable and they got him medical care, but pressuring a kid to delete the recording is hosed.
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Feb 26, 2019 22:51
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'Does what happens in Vegas really stay in Vegas???????"
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Feb 26, 2019 22:53
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Piell posted:Eloped as a Joke in Vegas, are we legally married in Canada? 
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Feb 26, 2019 22:53
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Piell posted:Eloped as a Joke in Vegas, are we legally married in Canada? How the gently caress does this keep happening? I want to interview people who work at those chapels to see how many calls from increasingly-alarmed newlyweds they field a year. "Yes, hello, I'd like a refund on this marriage please, it was falsely advertised to me as Staying In Vegas."
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Feb 26, 2019 22:54
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Piell posted:Eloped as a Joke in Vegas, are we legally married in Canada? I'm not sure how all these people got the impression that getting married in Vegas doesn't actually count. Also your name doesn't automatically change upon getting married, what the hell. At least they were already engaged I guess.
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Feb 26, 2019 22:55
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In the faraway magical land of Las Vegas, they ape our customs well but none of it's, you know, real... right??
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Feb 26, 2019 22:58
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Piell posted:Eloped as a Joke in Vegas, are we legally married in Canada? I would have given quite a lot to have been there when they realized with dawning horror what they’d actually done.
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Feb 26, 2019 23:08
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Blade Runner posted:'Does what happens in Vegas really stay in Vegas???????" laffo
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Feb 26, 2019 23:08
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Agrikk posted:I would have given quite a lot to have been there when they realized with dawning horror what they’d actually done. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TP4MuVnS2A
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Feb 26, 2019 23:11
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Going to Vegas and getting spur of the moment married for real by a guy in an Elvis costume has been a joke in sitcoms and stuff since at least the 60's. You'd think it would be pervasive enough at this point in American culture to be on a citizenship test. Like, "What caused the Civil War?" and "Can you really get married by an Elvis impersonator in Vegas? Y/N"
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Feb 26, 2019 23:29
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Are they legally married in Canada though? I am not sure because it is a different country.
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Feb 26, 2019 23:39
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Why wouldn't they be legally married? Are all married people in other countries not married anywhere else but that country? The hilarious thing about getting married in Vegas is that it's really not that hard to get married anywhere, as long as you file your paperwork. They just streamline it.
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Feb 26, 2019 23:46
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Foreign marriages are usually valid in Canada, unless the marriage would be illegal in Canada. And this one probably wasn't.
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Feb 26, 2019 23:47
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it's still a bit harder to get married by Elvis, though
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Feb 26, 2019 23:47
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Chomp8645 posted:If there is one thing we could unironically use 1000% more of in this country it's people calling police when someone with guns starts talking like a lunatic. This, but also it shouldn't be something that ends your career forever if it happens I mean his sounds like it was already over but In general, needing a welfare check shouldn't equal automatic firing
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Feb 26, 2019 23:48
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Doing a Vegas ceremony is all good fun and might make a solid social media prank but I'm loving picturing them going "hahaha isn't this hilarious" as they sign the paperwork. Why would you sign the paperwork, it's got nothing to do with Elvis?
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Feb 26, 2019 23:50
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ScentOfAnOtaku posted:Why wouldn't they be legally married? Are all married people in other countries not married anywhere else but that country? The hilarious thing about getting married in Vegas is that it's really not that hard to get married anywhere, as long as you file your paperwork. They just streamline it. I just assumed when you came from another country already married youd have to go at least get a new marriage license or re certify your marriage license or something.
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Feb 26, 2019 23:51
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Help I fake married the woman i was gonna real marry for real. What can I do?????
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Feb 26, 2019 23:51
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StrangersInTheNight posted:This, but also it shouldn't be something that ends your career forever if it happens bosses can't take a joke when you describe detailed plans to murder them
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Feb 26, 2019 23:56
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This is why all my marriage licenses are printed directly onto fruit roll ups (not fruit by the foots, the regular ones I'm not a loving idiot) for easy disposal.
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Feb 26, 2019 23:59
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:I just assumed when you came from another country already married youd have to go at least get a new marriage license or re certify your marriage license or something. They usually just ask for a copy of the license if its needed for any reason so they can make a note in their system. You could not show it to canada to hide it from them, but given Canadas relationship with the US I wouldnt assume some system of the two wont gab behind your back about it.
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Feb 27, 2019 00:00
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dudeness posted:This is why all my marriage licenses are printed directly onto fruit roll ups (not fruit by the foots, the regular ones I'm not a loving idiot) for easy disposal. fruits by the foot
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Feb 27, 2019 00:01
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Honestly it Five Eyes were a sentient AI it would be your HR department going out to lunch gossiping behind your back
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Feb 27, 2019 00:02
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PostNouveau posted:Doing a Vegas ceremony is all good fun and might make a solid social media prank but I'm loving picturing them going "hahaha isn't this hilarious" as they sign the paperwork. Why would you sign the paperwork, it's got nothing to do with Elvis? Laughing as we pull into the Vegas wedding chapel. Joking around as we go through the ceremony. Hooting and hollering as the staff point out where to sign on several pages of legal documentation to be filed with the appropriate governing body. Just goofing off as we tell the world via instagram that we're literally married now, which is the explicit purpose of the business we just patronized. Just having a real knee-slapping good time getting married step-by-step in a completely legal manner. Because you see, it is within the city limits of Las Vegas, Nevada.
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Feb 27, 2019 00:12
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Agrikk posted:I would have given quite a lot to have been there when they realized with dawning horror what they’d actually done. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfUv5t71_Xo
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Feb 27, 2019 00:20
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I think the issue in these stories is people dont really understand that its ridiculously easy to get married. They think of the big weddings and all that stuff and think oh man the marrying is so complex and its not like movies or tv actually show the "our two love birds go to city hall for 10 minutes on a tuesday to get their documents" so people just dont know what it takes. Basically; humans are dumb as hell and if there is an informational blindspot in the media they consume they will badly inference it.
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Feb 27, 2019 00:34
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StrangersInTheNight posted:This, but also it shouldn't be something that ends your career forever if it happens His threats towards the boss being known by the therapist seems like it would fall under Tarasoff law, which requires the therapist to warn a clearly identified potential victim
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Feb 27, 2019 00:36
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/\/\/\ in this case yeah, i was just saying in general a welfare check shouldn't be enough for itA Wizard of Goatse posted:bosses can't take a joke when you describe detailed plans to murder them i mean they shouldn't be learning the exact reasons why the welfare check for the person is being done, that's not how they work
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Feb 27, 2019 00:38
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PostNouveau posted:Doing a Vegas ceremony is all good fun and might make a solid social media prank but I'm loving picturing them going "hahaha isn't this hilarious" as they sign the paperwork. Why would you sign the paperwork, it's got nothing to do with Elvis? quote:Following what the chapel told us to do after we booked the wedding we filed for a marriage licence and signed everything that everyone highlighted for us. Will Canadians sign anything they're politely asked to? I sense some business opportunities.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:/\/\/\ in this case yeah, i was just saying in general a welfare check shouldn't be enough for it the therapist called the boss because there was a guy with guns plotting to murder him, it wasn't part of the welfare check. It's something expected and in many places legally mandated of therapists these days, y'know, what with all the crazy guys who talk about going on a shooting spree and then go do it. You're saying something that didn't happen shouldn't have happened, which, OK I guess A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Feb 27, 2019 |
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Feb 27, 2019 00:49
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:the therapist called the boss because there was a guy with guns plotting to murder him, it wasn't part of the welfare check. It's something expected and in many places legally mandated of therapists these days, y'know, what with all the crazy guys who talk about going on a shooting spree and then go do it. You're saying something that didn't happen shouldn't have happened, which, OK I guess
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Feb 27, 2019 01:25
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:Is the therapist really mandated to do this even if the information is second hand? Or should we assume the guy had been expressing these things already in therapy and this incident pushed the therapist from not reporting into reporting? To the police yes, they are. The boss seems to be a different story, I would think that would/should be to the discretion of the police.
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Feb 27, 2019 01:29
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My (22M) boyfriend (34M) spends all of his time with his ex-wife (34F) and children (11F/9M)quote:My boyfriend and I are in a 2-year relationship. We've been making plans to move in together, however I have some concerns that I'd like to get an objective opinion on.
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Haifisch posted:My (22M) boyfriend (34M) spends all of his time with his ex-wife (34F) and children (11F/9M) Kinda glosses over what these arguments are that causes him to go running to his family. That kind of seems like a big issue. One thing I would recommend is taking him up on his offer and going to the house with his boyfriend whenever he does. Maybe you'll learn something about what's going on, and it couldn't hurt to have some sort of relationship with the kids either. Also, they are his true family, man. You are his boyfriend of 2 years, they have been his kids for 11 and 9 years. They do and should come first
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