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As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

Deathy McDeath posted:

Thanks guys, for reminding me that I'm a year closer to arriving at the point where I no longer exist. I will die and my body will cease to be. Forever. All my thoughts and experiences, every scar on me, every personal connection made and emotion felt will rot and decay and become food for worms and other things. Life is meaningless and my life will be meaningless. This is the existential terror I live with every day and in the quiet moments of calm when I forget my own mortality and take in the smaller niceties of life, along comes all of my internet pals to barge into my mind palace like Kool-Aid man and announce CONGRATS DEATHY YOU'RE GONNA DIE

All this time I thought your username was deafy mcdeaf and you were making a joke about tinnitus.

Also :toot:

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJxCdh1Ps48

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/HashtagGriswold/status/1100520269733654529

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

house passed the emergency act bs thing 245-182. 13 republicans voted for it

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Deathy McDeath posted:

Thanks guys, for reminding me that I'm a year closer to arriving at the point where I no longer exist. I will die and my body will cease to be. Forever. All my thoughts and experiences, every scar on me, every personal connection made and emotion felt will rot and decay and become food for worms and other things. Life is meaningless and my life will be meaningless. This is the existential terror I live with every day and in the quiet moments of calm when I forget my own mortality and take in the smaller niceties of life, along comes all of my internet pals to barge into my mind palace like Kool-Aid man and announce CONGRATS DEATHY YOU'RE GONNA DIE

Username/post combo

Nerd

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Wasn't there one with AIDS who did similar or am I getting my nightmare scenarios crossed

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
This Wohl stuff is loving hilarious. Little dude is so hard up for attention that he bragged about doing cyber crimes* to a national publication.

* bragging about breaking a website’s TOS in a very public manner is one of the few things that still matters apparently

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

This Wohl stuff is loving hilarious. Little dude is so hard up for attention that he bragged about doing cyber crimes* to a national publication.

* bragging about breaking a website’s TOS in a very public manner is one of the few things that still matters apparently

I mean he also admitted to planning to fraudulently influence an election, too.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1100534206722203649

:thunk:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

I mean he also admitted to planning to fraudulently influence an election, too.

Yeah but that doesn’t matter.

quote:

“There’s nothing wrong with me running left-wing properties,” he said, citing what he identifies as his First Amendment right to do so. Wohl said the “mechanics of” such a venture were “still taking shape,” but suggested a potential business model could include “investing in talented leftists who will do my bidding and run blogs.”


I knew the little turd would turn into a posting goldmine 😂

e: guess who did a little light perjury.

https://twitter.com/motherjones/status/1100558036740046848?s=21

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

The music really makes this

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

not caring here posted:

The music really makes this

The original is the one video on youtube with comments worth reading.

https://youtu.be/X2WH8mHJnhM


quote:

When you're with the bois after school ready to go home and remember mom's picking you up today

quote:

When you already poured cereal into a bowl and you're out of milk


quote:

When you have to WebEx

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

Deathy McDeath posted:

Thanks guys, for reminding me that I'm a year closer to arriving at the point where I no longer exist. I will die and my body will cease to be. Forever. All my thoughts and experiences, every scar on me, every personal connection made and emotion felt will rot and decay and become food for worms and other things. Life is meaningless and my life will be meaningless. This is the existential terror I live with every day and in the quiet moments of calm when I forget my own mortality and take in the smaller niceties of life, along comes all of my internet pals to barge into my mind palace like Kool-Aid man and announce CONGRATS DEATHY YOU'RE GONNA DIE

Hi Deathy, I miss blops it gave us meaning. HBD time to die

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Dum Cumpster posted:

Hi Deathy, I miss blops it gave us meaning. HBD time to die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihkfu5sSEik

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/JamesMelville/status/1099960804445704197

"no one knows more about trade than me" - trump at some point probably

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/JamesMelville/status/1099960804445704197

"no one knows more about trade than me" - trump at some point probably

So Bob needs to look for new employment since Piss Daddy can’t handle being correct, let alone in front of the media.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



This owns lol

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRWAQ255qhs

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
~~~boooorrrrrrnnnn in the U S AAAAAAAAA~~~

https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/1100571002667495426

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


that poo poo was sabotaged to make them look like assholes.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Yo real important poo poo right here


https://twitter.com/mrdannyglover/s...ingawful.com%2F

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

If that's the old mercury switch on the horn circuit trick that's actually pretty funny.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

not caring here posted:

If that's the old mercury switch on the horn circuit trick that's actually pretty funny.

???

do they put mercury on the relay or something?

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I'm on my phone or I'd just post a picture, but the Wikipedia page on Mercury switches has some good ones.

Basically it's a tilt switch. So depending on how you orient it, a particular motion of the vehicle activates the switch. Typically turning left or right, but you could do brake or accelerate as well.

There's something really funny about seeing someone's car just start blaring the horn every left hand turn

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Hot Karl Marx posted:

???

do they put mercury on the relay or something?



Nah it's like a bubble level filled with conductive mercury so it makes and breaks the circuit depending on angular orientation or in this case vehicle G forces

Oddly they were made famous by Danny Glover, WHO IS NOT EVEN A DEMOCRAT

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Bernie's too old for this poo poo, too.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Did Danny ever take his support for Chavez back?

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
lol

https://twitter.com/apalmerdc/status/1100456910522929153

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/JamesMelville/status/1099960804445704197

"no one knows more about trade than me" - trump at some point probably

Who is Bob?

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

im looking forward to the street fights in 2020

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Reign Of Pain posted:

Did Danny ever take his support for Chavez back?

He really, really wanted to get that L'Ouverture movie made.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/02/urges-india-pakistan-avoid-escalation-cost-190227025749478.html

Don't worry, world famous peacemaker Mike Pompeo is on the case.

Deathy McDeath posted:

CONGRATS DEATHY YOU'RE GONNA DIE

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Cohen's full statement tomorrow: https://www.politico.com/f/?id=00000169-2d31-dc75-affd-bfb99a790001

There's some good poo poo in there about Wikileaks, hush money payments, and etc. Also that Trump knew about the Don Jr. Russian meeting.

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Feb 27, 2019

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Cake farts!

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

facialimpediment posted:

Cohen's full statement tomorrow: https://www.politico.com/f/?id=00000169-2d31-dc75-affd-bfb99a790001

There's some good poo poo in there about Wikileaks, hush money payments, and etc. Also that Trump knew about the Don Jr. Russian meeting.

But its not collusion :smugdon:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I urge everyone to read the statement. It’s compelling as hell and Cohen handed over materials to prove his points.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Tomorrow morning's tweets will be unhinged probably. Maybe he will finally try and lock her up to distract

edit:

https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/1100622462801362944

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Tomorrow morning's tweets will be unhinged probably. Maybe he will finally try and lock her up to distract

He's in Vietnam, desperate for a good headline, while negotiating with Kim Jong Un.

Things will go well.

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