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Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Algund Eenboom posted:

It's not like refugees will be fleeing to china unless they want to cross the Himalayas

Look at a map and count how many countries border China. It will not be difficult for people to just hop across a country into China from another country, especially if the country they're going through decides it's for the best if they don't settle down there and give them a boost to keep them moving

People have been fleeing across the Mediterranean in boats made from scrapwood for the better part of decade, terrain means nothing. Every single country in the region is gonna get people entering it.

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cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Algund Eenboom posted:

It's not like refugees will be fleeing to china unless they want to cross the Himalayas. Ironically India has been busy electrifying their border fence with Bangladesh to prevent any climate change-induced Muslim refugees

India hasnt done enough for bangladesh?

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
that was me being facetious sorry

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

FizFashizzle posted:

lmao pakistani refugees would either head nw into afghanistan through mountains or south into india

I don't think they'd be going to india for obvious reasons.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Remember that episode of the Simpsons that predicted a Trump presidency? Remember this joke?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQKPSMIVHbQ

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Agean90 posted:

Nope, the supply chain for everything in this globalized economy more complicated for a TV dinner is broad enough that the massive involuntary deindustrialization of a country as large as India and the subsequent flood of refugees through out the rest of se Asia will gently caress up manufacturing in every country on the planet op.

fun fact: this presumption--and how it's never truly the case--underpinned a lot of the stupid bullshit that led to both world wars. ha ha ha.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQKPSMIVHbQ

edit: gently caress!

Zeroisanumber has issued a correction as of 04:04 on Feb 27, 2019

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Mantis42 posted:

Remember that episode of the Simpsons that predicted a Trump presidency? Remember this joke?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQKPSMIVHbQ

:dudsmile:

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Mantis42 posted:

Remember that episode of the Simpsons that predicted a Trump presidency? Remember this joke?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQKPSMIVHbQ

Been thinking about that line since 11/9, glad it's not just me

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I hope if they're gonna nuke each other they do it sooner than later because I don't want the nukes flying while my friend and her family are back in Pakistan during summer for her sister's engagement.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Willie Tomg posted:

fun fact: this presumption--and how it's never truly the case--underpinned a lot of the stupid bullshit that led to both world wars. ha ha ha.

It's not that it's inaccurate, manufacturing shortfalls had a big impact on on people's day to day lives and how countries fought each other during those wars, it's just that when it comes to fighting a war the elites don't really care how much suckier life becomes for the proles

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Mantis42 posted:

Remember that episode of the Simpsons that predicted a Trump presidency? Remember this joke?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQKPSMIVHbQ
is that from the same episode? jfc

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Agean90 posted:

It's not that it's inaccurate, manufacturing shortfalls had a big impact on on people's day to day lives and how countries fought each other during those wars, it's just that when it comes to fighting a war the elites don't really care how much suckier life becomes for the proles

Virtual Russian
Sep 15, 2008

Agean90 posted:

It's not that it's inaccurate, manufacturing shortfalls had a big impact on on people's day to day lives and how countries fought each other during those wars, it's just that when it comes to fighting a war the elites don't really care how much suckier life becomes for the proles

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008



Yeah it rules, then the new elites still tried to keep the war going and had to get deposed at second time

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Shima Honnou posted:

I hope if they're gonna nuke each other they do it sooner than later because I don't want the nukes flying while my friend and her family are back in Pakistan during summer for her sister's engagement.

good news, if they nuke each other the entire world gets to die off - just a little slower than ground zero

both countries have an extinction worthy nuclear arsenal

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Philthy posted:

good news, if they nuke each other the entire world gets to die off - just a little slower than ground zero

both countries have an extinction worthy nuclear arsenal

owns

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

maybe they'll set off russia's old dead hand system :unsmith:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
So you're telling me nukes aren't even good for combating global warming!? What the hell are they even good for, then?!!!?


Do hope this blows over within a week, though. I do not like sweating when I read world news.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
good

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Shinjobi posted:

What the hell are they even good for, then?!!!?

Getting rid of whales.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Willie Tomg posted:

nothing like the feeling of seeing stories like this and going "oh, yeah, 20 percent of the world lives here. huh. i should probably know something about this place that i didn't learn in a ben kingsley film"

Gully Boy is pretty good

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Shinjobi posted:

So you're telling me nukes aren't even good for combating global warming!? What the hell are they even good for, then?!!!?

Serious answer: not getting invaded, conventionally. That's it. Once you're a nuclear power you cannot afford to use your arsenal, but nobody can afford to gently caress with you. It's probably why this won't go much further than some heavy crossfire on the LOC tbqh.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Willie Tomg posted:

Serious answer: not getting invaded, conventionally. That's it. Once you're a nuclear power you cannot afford to use your arsenal, but nobody can afford to gently caress with you. It's probably why this won't go much further than some heavy crossfire on the LOC tbqh.

didn't you make a thread about nukes where there was a story about how the Chinese were constantly pushing the ussr to drop nukes until they got one of their own then shut up forever about it? same with Castro iirc.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Just got messaged that apparently Pakistani forces just crossed into Jammu.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

really queer Christmas posted:

didn't you make a thread about nukes where there was a story about how the Chinese were constantly pushing the ussr to drop nukes until they got one of their own then shut up forever about it? same with Castro iirc.

yeah https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3866658

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Philthy posted:

good news, if they nuke each other the entire world gets to die off - just a little slower than ground zero

both countries have an extinction worthy nuclear arsenal

nah, even a full nuclear exchange probably wouldnt lead to full extinction. definitely worldwide family that would kill off a billion + tho

RaffyTaffy
Oct 15, 2008
Not over yet.

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1100634339258392576
https://twitter.com/abdulrehman2069/status/1100635913217019904

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1100634720789057542

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1100634857867231233

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




also, because this is SENA we're talking about, Indian authorities are trying to get Pakistan kicked out of the upcoming Cricket World Cup because of all this, or at the bare minimum force India to forfeit their scheduled game against Pakistan.

never mind that this game is taking place in England, or that hundreds of thousands of people have applied for the ticket lottery strictly for that match: they know that cricket diplomacy is especially big when Pakistan's current PM just so happens to be one of their greatest cricketers.

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK
claims that the PAF shot down 2 Indian jets.

JuulPodSaveAmerica
Aug 29, 2012
https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/airspace-shut-over-jammu-leh-and-srinagar-say-sources-1999943

uhhhhhh

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Imagine starting WW3 over the dullest sport imaginable.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


if I turn on the news tomorrow morning and I see Major General Asif Ghafoor, that's bad, right

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

https://twitter.com/Hanzal_Alvi/status/1100647591887454209

E Depois do Adeus
Jun 3, 2012


Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.

My takeaway from the Sleepwalkers was that in the planning for a continental war pre-WW1, France had figured out that events in the Balkans were a likely source of conflict between Russia and Germany, and they were totally fine with tying themselves into this largely because they (especially Poincaré) wanted revenge on the Germans for 1870. There, many people thought it was better to have a war on that moment than wait for another few years. Poincaré because he wa about to be voted out and the germans because they thought the Russians would be too strong a few years down the road. I hope there's no similar calculus at play where the decision makers think they're in a good enough position now as opposed to when they're out of water and forced to act.

Anyway there's my caffeine fueled pseudointellogent analysis of an evolving geopolitical and military situation which I am definitely capable of comprehending because I read The Sleepwalkers. Tromp

ughhhh
Oct 17, 2012

There are pictures of a dead burned up Indian pilot surrounded by kashmiris making rounds. Yet I dont see any real reporting going on. Only times of india has a live page.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1100650236140244992

so pakistan is also now bombing kashmir

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

ths is like cs-go level poo poo talk lol

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Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Typo posted:

ths is like cs-go level poo poo talk lol

well lets see your banter in urdu, genius

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