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kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

ilmucche posted:

Is that the one where a a ron rodgers shows up? Or did they do an NFL on too? I think ha-ha clinton dix was in it as well.

Yes, the third one had quite a few NFL players, including D'Brickashaw.

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jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Chococat posted:

I can’t search but it more likely was the weird benzo powder with the messed up half life that somebody else thought eyeballing a dose was literally putting it into your eye.

You mean joose? This should be it but needs archives

Chococat
Aug 22, 2000
Forum Veteran


Yessss thank you. What a wild ride that thread was.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

RenegadeStyle1 posted:

Its a self fulfilling prophecy. It started out fake but it's been like 20 years since those jokes started being forwarded so somebody's named their kid that by now.

Yeah, I'm amazed hipsters and ~unique baby name~ types haven't started calling kids La-a yet, with siblings &erson and C@heryynn.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
I know you made this up but I am still incandescent with rage

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
inc&escent

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Splicer posted:

I know you made this up but I am still incandescent with rage

Ampersanderson is real, he's called sanders by his friends.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



I don't actually mind the sound of Ampersanderson but I wouldn't want to actually put that on anyone. I wonder when people will just straight up give their kids machine names with make and model number.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
I just did a Google Search for &erson and I know I shouldn't be surprised but I am

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Splicer posted:

I just did a Google Search for &erson and I know I shouldn't be surprised but I am

oh god no.

At least it seems like it's fuckwits doing it to themselves rather than inflicting it on kids, but this is hellworld so...

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

TheMostFrench posted:

I don't actually mind the sound of Ampersanderson but I wouldn't want to actually put that on anyone. I wonder when people will just straight up give their kids machine names with make and model number.

The way things are going the next generation might have names like "Pepsi Presents: Jaysin"

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Alaois posted:

the punchline of the East-West Bowl isn't the black people names, it's Dan Smith, BYU

So you’re telling me it’s racist against mormons!

Also, re: weird names, early soviets, back when the view on communism was still very optimistic, names their kids poo poo like Tractor and Marxstalenin. It’s like the anti-AT&T’s Andrew.

Dr. Clockwork
Sep 9, 2011

I'LL PUT MY SCIENCE IN ALL OF YOU!
Wait, is it supposed to be Anderson or Ampersanderson?

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Dr. Clockwork posted:

Wait, is it supposed to be Anderson or Ampersanderson?

Yes.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Edgar Allen Ho posted:

So you’re telling me it’s racist against mormons!

Clearly you've not seen the Utah Baby Namer.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Dr. Clockwork posted:

Wait, is it supposed to be Anderson or Ampersanderson?

Lahyphena.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Dr. Clockwork posted:

Wait, is it supposed to be Anderson or Ampersanderson?
&erson & &erson

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

My absolute pants shittingly rude favourite is when customers come in, a parent and a kid, and the parent drops some rubbish on the floor (rubbish acquired outside your store, obviously). Kid's like "oh no mummy pick it up that's littering! :ohdear:" And the mum just says "no, leave it, the lady will pick it up" and just... Walks off.

(This actually happened, by the way, and the guy was even later interviewed for another newspaper.)



quote:

How do you recycle your waste?
We each produce about 315 kg of waste per year. Because taking care of our common environment concerns everyone, recycling waste is also everyone's responsibility.

Markku Rajala
- I throw rubbish out there in nature. Some elderly person is sure to pick it all up afterwards.

This one isn't from the same feature but I just love the answer and picture (no idea what the question was) so I'm posting it anyway:



quote:

Sirpa Ojala
- I'm not the least bit interested in what happens here. I have had religion for 20 years, and I don't even fear death.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Michael Palin really committed to his latest bit.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

AlbieQuirky posted:

Michael Palin really committed to his latest bit.

Surely you mean David Mitchell?

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: Sometimes I am too sore from lifting and sex can be painful

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Humblebrag: i got a handy from a prostitute my bros

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Decrepus posted:

shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: Sometimes I am too sore from lifting and sex can be painful

That's not really a lie though I've had really bad cramping in my calves and once my abs were so burned out I was in pain for like ten minutes.

The rest of it is BS.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


She payed the extra for the happy ending. Just wanted end the relationship.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I haven't read this entire thread so apologies if this has been posted before.

Found this on the wikipedia page for Meat Loaf (the singer).

quote:

In Los Angeles, Aday formed his first band, "Meat Loaf Soul", after a nickname coined by his football coach because of his weight. During the recording of their first song, he hit a note so high that he managed to blow a fuse on the recording monitor.[12] He was immediately offered three recording contracts, which he turned down.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


empty whippet box posted:

I haven't read this entire thread so apologies if this has been posted before.

Found this on the wikipedia page for Meat Loaf (the singer).

I dunno why you posted it here that source is clearly cited

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.

I'm the studio monitor the explodes if you go above human vocal range

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

TheMaskedUgly posted:

I'm the studio monitor the explodes if you go above human vocal range

manufactured by starfleet contractors

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

That's literally from the episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm called Massage.

Otter Madness
Jan 4, 2014

Alaois posted:

the punchline of the East-West Bowl isn't the black people names, it's Dan Smith, BYU

They play off of it really well in a later sketch...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JPvRhkPgA_0

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

I do think we should be able to vote directly on who stars in what movie though, that's a good idea. I'm voting for Steve Buscemi as iron Man

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

This fails the "whiff test" on so many levels.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
I wish women weren't treated as property for so long because then my movies would have been better, no other reason is as important

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Zelder posted:

I do think we should be able to vote directly on who stars in what movie though, that's a good idea. I'm voting for Steve Buscemi as spider Man

ftfy

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/IanSams/status/1104121053952032775

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Hipster Coffee Shop: The MAGA Chronicles

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

I don’t even understand what the mind blowing fact is supposed to be here

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Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Furia posted:

I don’t even understand what the mind blowing fact is supposed to be here

Kid woke

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