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ilmucche posted:Is that the one where a a ron rodgers shows up? Or did they do an NFL on too? I think ha-ha clinton dix was in it as well. Yes, the third one had quite a few NFL players, including D'Brickashaw.
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Chococat posted:I can’t search but it more likely was the weird benzo powder with the messed up half life that somebody else thought eyeballing a dose was literally putting it into your eye. You mean joose? This should be it but needs archives
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 01:35 |
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Yessss thank you. What a wild ride that thread was.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 01:54 |
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:Its a self fulfilling prophecy. It started out fake but it's been like 20 years since those jokes started being forwarded so somebody's named their kid that by now. Yeah, I'm amazed hipsters and ~unique baby name~ types haven't started calling kids La-a yet, with siblings &erson and C@heryynn.
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Runcible Cat posted:&erson
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 10:25 |
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inc&escent
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 10:27 |
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Splicer posted:I know you made this up but I am still incandescent with rage Ampersanderson is real, he's called sanders by his friends.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 10:28 |
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I don't actually mind the sound of Ampersanderson but I wouldn't want to actually put that on anyone. I wonder when people will just straight up give their kids machine names with make and model number.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 10:30 |
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I just did a Google Search for &erson and I know I shouldn't be surprised but I am
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 11:15 |
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Splicer posted:I just did a Google Search for &erson and I know I shouldn't be surprised but I am oh god no. At least it seems like it's fuckwits doing it to themselves rather than inflicting it on kids, but this is hellworld so...
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TheMostFrench posted:I don't actually mind the sound of Ampersanderson but I wouldn't want to actually put that on anyone. I wonder when people will just straight up give their kids machine names with make and model number. The way things are going the next generation might have names like "Pepsi Presents: Jaysin"
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 13:28 |
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Alaois posted:the punchline of the East-West Bowl isn't the black people names, it's Dan Smith, BYU So you’re telling me it’s racist against mormons! Also, re: weird names, early soviets, back when the view on communism was still very optimistic, names their kids poo poo like Tractor and Marxstalenin. It’s like the anti-AT&T’s Andrew.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 13:36 |
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Wait, is it supposed to be Anderson or Ampersanderson?
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 15:52 |
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Dr. Clockwork posted:Wait, is it supposed to be Anderson or Ampersanderson? Yes.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 15:53 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:So you’re telling me it’s racist against mormons! Clearly you've not seen the Utah Baby Namer.
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Dr. Clockwork posted:Wait, is it supposed to be Anderson or Ampersanderson? Lahyphena.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 21:06 |
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Dr. Clockwork posted:Wait, is it supposed to be Anderson or Ampersanderson?
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 22:47 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:My absolute pants shittingly rude favourite is when customers come in, a parent and a kid, and the parent drops some rubbish on the floor (rubbish acquired outside your store, obviously). Kid's like "oh no mummy pick it up that's littering! " And the mum just says "no, leave it, the lady will pick it up" and just... Walks off. (This actually happened, by the way, and the guy was even later interviewed for another newspaper.) quote:How do you recycle your waste? This one isn't from the same feature but I just love the answer and picture (no idea what the question was) so I'm posting it anyway: quote:Sirpa Ojala
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 14:03 |
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Michael Palin really committed to his latest bit.
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 14:52 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:Michael Palin really committed to his latest bit. Surely you mean David Mitchell?
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shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: Sometimes I am too sore from lifting and sex can be painful
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Humblebrag: i got a handy from a prostitute my bros
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Decrepus posted:shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: Sometimes I am too sore from lifting and sex can be painful That's not really a lie though I've had really bad cramping in my calves and once my abs were so burned out I was in pain for like ten minutes. The rest of it is BS.
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 03:56 |
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She payed the extra for the happy ending. Just wanted end the relationship.
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 07:40 |
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I haven't read this entire thread so apologies if this has been posted before. Found this on the wikipedia page for Meat Loaf (the singer). quote:In Los Angeles, Aday formed his first band, "Meat Loaf Soul", after a nickname coined by his football coach because of his weight. During the recording of their first song, he hit a note so high that he managed to blow a fuse on the recording monitor.[12] He was immediately offered three recording contracts, which he turned down.
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empty whippet box posted:I haven't read this entire thread so apologies if this has been posted before. I dunno why you posted it here that source is clearly cited
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 09:27 |
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I'm the studio monitor the explodes if you go above human vocal range
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TheMaskedUgly posted:I'm the studio monitor the explodes if you go above human vocal range manufactured by starfleet contractors
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 13:20 |
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That's literally from the episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm called Massage.
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# ? Mar 6, 2019 00:32 |
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Alaois posted:the punchline of the East-West Bowl isn't the black people names, it's Dan Smith, BYU They play off of it really well in a later sketch... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JPvRhkPgA_0
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 16:29 |
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I do think we should be able to vote directly on who stars in what movie though, that's a good idea. I'm voting for Steve Buscemi as iron Man
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 17:14 |
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This fails the "whiff test" on so many levels.
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 18:06 |
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I wish women weren't treated as property for so long because then my movies would have been better, no other reason is as important
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Zelder posted:I do think we should be able to vote directly on who stars in what movie though, that's a good idea. I'm voting for Steve Buscemi as spider Man ftfy
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https://twitter.com/IanSams/status/1104121053952032775
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 23:34 |
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Hipster Coffee Shop: The MAGA Chronicles
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 23:39 |
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I don’t even understand what the mind blowing fact is supposed to be here
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Furia posted:I don’t even understand what the mind blowing fact is supposed to be here Kid woke
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