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really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

in bill nye theme song: jai Hind say yes to war

WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR

# ? Feb 28, 2019 16:02

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# ? May 31, 2024 06:25

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

is south east asia on fire yet

# ? Feb 28, 2019 16:09

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

UrbicaMortis posted:

Seems bad tbh

War is good and will be easy.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 16:13

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

SLBMdog millionaire

# ? Feb 28, 2019 16:14

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 28 days!)

https://twitter.com/goutam_2010/status/1101126635313655809

everybody in the world is calling up Modi & Khan to tell them not to go to war

but BJP #SayYesToWar #JaiHind

# ? Feb 28, 2019 16:17

Ramrod Hotshot: May 30, 2003

big war, big life

# ? Feb 28, 2019 16:19

Hustlin Floh: Jul 20, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Do War

# ? Feb 28, 2019 16:36

soy: Jul 7, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

show me your bombis mmmmm

# ? Feb 28, 2019 16:47

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

jai hind

# ? Feb 28, 2019 16:53

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

https://twitter.com/k_pranali/status/1101144221329833984

https://twitter.com/ASHUTOSHTOMAR10/status/1101151188223811584

jai hind

# ? Feb 28, 2019 17:08

Flayer: Sep 13, 2003; by Fluffdaddy; Buglord

Invading our nuclear armed neighbour will be an easy weeks work #sayyestostoneageindia

# ? Feb 28, 2019 17:18

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 28 days!)

He's definitely not wrong that a full fledged war wouldn't last more than a week.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 17:19

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

These people have no idea what a nuke is.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 17:20

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Over There posted:

These people have no idea what a nuke is.

A lot of them probably literally believe there were nukes in the Baghavad Gita. Maybe nuclear annihilation doesn't sound so scary if you think you're going to be reincarnated into a higher caste.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 17:24

Flayer: Sep 13, 2003; by Fluffdaddy; Buglord

Realistically if Pakistan and India did by some insane acts of stupidity get into a total war scenario and started lobbing nukes at each other they would not be totally eradicated but they would lose a century of economic progress and would be completely ruined for decades. Wouldn't matter who the "winner" of the war was but it is likely that the whole border would be an irradiated graveyard for the millions of troops mobilized for an offensive from either side and any war would end in mutual defeat.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 17:26

Negostrike: Aug 15, 2015

War

# ? Feb 28, 2019 17:27

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Flayer posted:

Realistically if Pakistan and India did by some insane acts of stupidity get into a total war scenario and started lobbing nukes at each other they would not be totally eradicated but they would lose a century of economic progress and would be completely ruined for decades. Wouldn't matter who the "winner" of the war was but it is likely that the whole border would be an irradiated graveyard for the millions of troops mobilized for an offensive from either side and any war would end in mutual defeat.

ummm they have enough nukes to wipe out hundreds of millions of each other's population maybe india have enough people left over at the end but pakistan probably own't

# ? Feb 28, 2019 17:28

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

they've already fought a war after having nukes

# ? Feb 28, 2019 17:28

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 28 days!)

Typo posted:

ummm they have enough nukes to wipe out hundreds of millions of each other's population maybe india have enough people left over at the end but pakistan probably own't

The people left over are the unlucky ones.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 17:29

Kazak: Jan 10, 2012

Just negotiate peace, geez

# ? Feb 28, 2019 17:31

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

nothing is going to come of this

# ? Feb 28, 2019 17:32

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

RaySmuckles posted:

nuclear gwar

Bring back the bomb!

# ? Feb 28, 2019 17:35

Flayer: Sep 13, 2003; by Fluffdaddy; Buglord

Typo posted:

ummm they have enough nukes to wipe out hundreds of millions of each other's population maybe india have enough people left over at the end but pakistan probably own't

Maybe technically but I don't think they would start off by nuking civilians, rather they would try and nuke each others armies and military logistic hubs. As far as is known neither side has more than a couple hundred nukes so they are a finite resource that have strategic value beyond attacking militarily insignificant areas such as civilian population centres.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 17:36

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

Flayer posted:

Maybe technically but I don't think they would start off by nuking civilians, rather they would try and nuke each others armies and military logistic hubs. As far as is known neither side has more than a couple hundred nukes so they are a finite resource that have strategic value beyond attacking militarily insignificant areas such as civilian population centres.

win wars by invoking fear into the hearts of the citizens.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 17:39

svenkatesh: Sep 5, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

redo the 1971 war but this time split up Pakistan between Iran, India, and Afghanistan

why hasn't Trump disavowed the country that aided OBL, funds the Taliban, and carried out the airlift of evil?

# ? Feb 28, 2019 17:39

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

we must support Pakistan lest Russia gain a port on the Indian Ocean

# ? Feb 28, 2019 17:49

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Flayer posted:

Maybe technically but I don't think they would start off by nuking civilians, rather they would try and nuke each others armies and military logistic hubs. As far as is known neither side has more than a couple hundred nukes so they are a finite resource that have strategic value beyond attacking militarily insignificant areas such as civilian population centres.

cities -are- often military logistic/transportation hubs

once a single nuke flies they all fly is one of the fundamental truth about nuclear exchanges

so yeah the cities are getting nuked

# ? Feb 28, 2019 17:55

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

svenkatesh posted:

redo the 1971 war but this time split up Pakistan between Iran, India, and Afghanistan

why hasn't Trump disavowed the country that aided OBL, funds the Taliban, and carried out the airlift of evil?

the pakistanis basically had this fear in the 1970s that the Soviets were gonna come down from the north and the Indians come up from the south and do exactly this and leave punjab and sind as rump pakistan, one of the reasons why they backed the mujaheddin actually

# ? Feb 28, 2019 17:56

Negostrike: Aug 15, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eoNLlHzPhI

Flying Korans killing Modi

# ? Feb 28, 2019 17:58

Al !: Jan 5, 2019; by Hand Knit

svenkatesh posted:

redo the 1971 war but this time split up Pakistan between Iran, India, and Afghanistan

why hasn't Trump disavowed the country that aided OBL, funds the Taliban, and carried out the airlift of evil?

because those things have all helped trump get into power

# ? Feb 28, 2019 17:58

Drunkboxer: Jun 30, 2007

Flayer posted:

Realistically if Pakistan and India did by some insane acts of stupidity get into a total war scenario and started lobbing nukes at each other they would not be totally eradicated but they would lose a century of economic progress and would be completely ruined for decades. Wouldn't matter who the "winner" of the war was but it is likely that the whole border would be an irradiated graveyard for the millions of troops mobilized for an offensive from either side and any war would end in mutual defeat.

yes but think about the respect they would get internationally for being tuff

# ? Feb 28, 2019 18:01

Flayer: Sep 13, 2003; by Fluffdaddy; Buglord

Typo posted:

cities -are- often military logistic/transportation hubs

once a single nuke flies they all fly is one of the fundamental truth about nuclear exchanges

so yeah the cities are getting nuked

Even so Pakistan, the smaller of the two, is the 6th most populous country in the world and only around 1/3 of its 200+ million people live in cities. India doesn't have the nukes to wipe them out and win a war against the Pakistan military. India would have to go full Nazi ethnic cleansing to achieve that goal, their ~200 nukes would not do the job. I don't think India could successfully invade Pakistan anyway because their invasion forces would get nuked.

Any problems India has facing Pakistan are tripled if you reverse the positions.

India would have more success laying siege to Pakistan and forcing them to surrender over a long period of time because India has a significant naval advantage but other countries would probably get involved in helping Pakistan out if that happened.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 18:11