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Snow Cone Capone posted:A gentle reminder that BeatMastrJ also tried selling $30 ankle socks on SA-Mart that were also approved lmao holy poo poo I’m dying
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 17:58 |
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# ? May 18, 2024 03:54 |
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ya i lost my poo poo in the DIY thread when someone posted the lady sock thread. I remember seeing the SAMart thread get mocked before but to find out its the same guy as the lovely bathroom is such a huge italian finger kiss i cant even do it with my normal human sized hands
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 17:59 |
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Like, the worst part for me is that not only are they stupid-looking, not only does the Bedazzling detract from the purported point of the product, but they've been a thing in East Asia for at least a decade and they cost about three USD equivalent AT MOST. It's like "inventing" the Slap Chop, except now it has a rubber safety guard making it unable to cut properly.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 18:04 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Like, the worst part for me is that not only are they stupid-looking, not only does the Bedazzling detract from the purported point of the product, but they've been a thing in East Asia for at least a decade and they cost about three USD equivalent AT MOST. but SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 18:09 |
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bring back old gbs posted:ya i lost my poo poo in the DIY thread when someone posted the lady sock thread. I remember seeing the SAMart thread get mocked before but to find out its the same guy as the lovely bathroom is such a huge italian finger kiss i cant even do it with my normal human sized hands not enough people were lolling in the DIY thread so I also posted it here. I actually had to recreate the OP because it's an archived thread and I can't quote it directly. YOU'RE WELCOME
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 18:09 |
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Snow Cone Capone posted:but SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS can I charge the socks the same way I charge my other crystals with my bros??
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 18:11 |
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Hauki posted:can I charge the socks the same way I charge my other crystals with my bros?? Generally when choosing jizzrag socks I look for a pair that costs less than $30
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 18:12 |
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Snow Cone Capone posted:not enough people were lolling in the DIY thread so I also posted it here. I actually had to recreate the OP because it's an archived thread and I can't quote it directly. YOU'RE WELCOME my man, you made the correct choice. that poo poo needs to get reposted everywhere. It's such an amazing turn of events
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 18:15 |
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Oh god those socks can't possibly survive more than 3 times in the wash before ripping right? "Hey honey, remember those $30 socks you got me, the laundry monster ate them"
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 18:19 |
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waah posted:Oh god those socks can't possibly survive more than 3 times in the wash before ripping right? Delicates like that either go in a bag to protect them or are hand-washed and hung to dry.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 18:24 |
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Socks that are meant to simultaneously be hidden and get attention, because are complicated, amirite
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 18:37 |
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Snow Cone Capone posted:A gentle reminder that BeatMastrJ also tried selling $30 ankle socks on SA-Mart that were also approved There is a true and loving God and beatmasterj is his dipshit disciple
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 19:04 |
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Not since the return of Caro has the discussion in almost every single one of my bookmarked threads been taken over by the same incredible event. Truly a goon saga for the ages.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 19:13 |
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I've just read the first paragraph but why is he blinging out a shock whose whole purpose is to be unseen.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 19:19 |
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Dillbag posted:Not since the return of Caro has the discussion in almost every single one of my bookmarked threads been taken over by the same incredible event. Truly a goon saga for the ages. It even showed up in the IT Goons Slack. It really is a unifying event.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 19:20 |
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:that bathroom is what happens when your entire personal aesthetic is informed by Minecraft and Oblivion. painfully naive, yet suffocatingly macho. First thing that came to my mind was the original Sims. I got way into it, and me being Gothy McSpookypants at the time, I'd spend hours scouring Angelfire and Geocities Sims/goth webrings for skins of gothy furniture, clothes, hairstyles, etc. --- and of course just about anything I could find in black, blood red, purple, etc. I thought they were super cool designs and soooo dark and artsy and totally my gothic Barbie dream houses. What I'm saying is, this bathroom is the "90's rotating flaming skull gif on your AOL page" of bathrooms.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 19:21 |
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EmmyOk posted:I've just read the first paragraph but why is he blinging out a shock whose whole purpose is to be unseen. He thinks that when a couple buys a house, it's the woman that has the final say. So he decided this is the Platonic Ideal of a feminine bathroom.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 19:21 |
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He also has no plans to actually sell the house.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 19:26 |
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I wish I had that much free capital and time
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 19:30 |
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Hoshi posted:I wish I had that much free capital and time You gotta start selling socks, then.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 19:34 |
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JacquelineDempsey posted:First thing that came to my mind was the original Sims. I got way into it, and me being Gothy McSpookypants at the time, I'd spend hours scouring Angelfire and Geocities Sims/goth webrings for skins of gothy furniture, clothes, hairstyles, etc. --- and of course just about anything I could find in black, blood red, purple, etc. I thought they were super cool designs and soooo dark and artsy and totally my gothic Barbie dream houses. I can see it. I probably would’ve been down for the color scheme in my gothy tween years, if not the rest of the terrible execution. That tub just needs a little sharpening and then it could compete with a guillotine
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 19:40 |
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I just realized, I 100% know this guy's aesthetic from this bathroom to the example pics for the hidden socks. Leopard print heels and swarovski crystal socks? My babysitter when I was a kid lived in a trailer park. She had a waterbed and a velvet Elvis and even as a kid, I found everything she owned tacky as hell. Half her clothes were animal print and she had enormous hair. She would have eaten this poo poo up as faux rich and fancy and stylish.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:19 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:I just realized, I 100% know this guy's aesthetic from this bathroom to the example pics for the hidden socks. Leopard print heels and swarovski crystal socks? I think the term you're looking for is nouveau riche
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:21 |
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Snow Cone Capone posted:A gentle reminder that BeatMastrJ also tried selling $30 ankle socks on SA-Mart that were also approved Is it possible to make a Kickstarter to fly Gordon Ramsey over specifically to punch this dude in the face?
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:24 |
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Snow Cone Capone posted:I think the term you're looking for is nouveau riche I thought that implied someone who was poor but had come into money. I guess it's the same kind of style, but she still lived in a trailer park. The Velvis was the most expensive thing she owned.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:30 |
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Whatever happened to Low-T's wife? Didn't she moderate or something for a while?
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:34 |
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Glenn Quebec posted:Whatever happened to Low-T's wife? Didn't she moderate or something for a while? She posted a passive aggressive sticky thread about liberal bias in D&D, got laughed at, had a giant rant about reverse racism, got laughed at more, lowtax came in to vaguely smooth things over, and she never posted again.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:37 |
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fool_of_sound posted:She posted a passive aggressive sticky thread about liberal bias in D&D, got laughed at, had a giant rant about reverse racism, got laughed at more, lowtax came in to vaguely smooth things over, and she never posted again. God I wish I read this
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:48 |
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Glenn Quebec posted:God I wish I read this I do still have the picture she got really mad about :
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:52 |
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Glenn Quebec posted:God I wish I read this I looked and her entire post history has been scrubbed from the forums
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:54 |
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fool_of_sound posted:I do still have the picture she got really mad about :
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:55 |
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fool_of_sound posted:I do still have the picture she got really mad about : A hearty LMAO.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 21:20 |
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necroid posted:from my tiny iphone screen those looked like screenshots of a doom level Greetings from the early FPS games thread
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 21:44 |
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goddamn incredibly blessed
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 21:57 |
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The thought that keeps running through my mind is - why did he come back? Did he think we were going to marvel at his finished product when every other step that he's posted has been roundly mocked from the start? What did he hope to gain? God bless him for posting it, but drat if it doesn't confuse me.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 22:19 |
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VanSandman posted:The thought that keeps running through my mind is - why did he come back? Did he think we were going to marvel at his finished product when every other step that he's posted has been roundly mocked from the start? What did he hope to gain? The running theory is we'd all be super impressed and ashamed about how we mocked him so before hand. NARRATOR: They were not.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 22:28 |
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VanSandman posted:The thought that keeps running through my mind is - why did he come back? Did he think we were going to marvel at his finished product when every other step that he's posted has been roundly mocked from the start? What did he hope to gain? Way back when, in the original incident, he insisted that once we saw the finished project that we'd understand. So yeah, I guess!
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 22:58 |
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oldpainless posted:I tie a plastic ice pack around my face and commence with the morning's stretching exercises. Afterwards I stand in front of a chrome and acrylic Washmobile bathroom sink - with soap dish, cup holder, and railings that serve as towel bars, which I bought at Hastings Tile to use while the marble sinks I ordered from Finland are being sanded - and stare at my reflection with the ice pack still on. I pour some Plax antiplaque formula into a stainless-steel tumbler and swish it around my mouth for thirty seconds.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 23:30 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:I just realized, I 100% know this guy's aesthetic from this bathroom to the example pics for the hidden socks. Leopard print heels and swarovski crystal socks? She sounds kinda rad.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:She sounds kinda rad.
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