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Rubellavator posted:Maybe he could add some water fountains on the floor in addition to those shower heads so it's like bdsm dungeon meets water park Perhaps he'll find a female that is into watersports.
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Wachter posted:TL,DR: confirmed biotruther and sock entrepreneur burns way more than an annual salary at minimum wage on ripping out a functional bathroom in order to bamboozle
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There is a drain under the rocks right
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Somfin posted:There is a drain under the rocks right What does your heart tell you?
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Somfin posted:There is a drain under the rocks right The bottom is lined with socks.
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The drain is made of Swarovski crystal and buried an inch under the rocks
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bradzilla posted:lmao that there's no ventilation in the shower chamber at all. good luck not bashing your shins against the bench because you can't see a loving thing when the entire shower is filled with steam
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Wachter posted:TL,DR: confirmed biotruther and sock entrepreneur burns way more than an annual salary at minimum wage on ripping out a functional bathroom in order to bamboozle wait whats this about crystal socks
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gently caress all the naysayers, bathroom guy! I love your gaming mouse bathroom monstrosity. Like 10/10, wanna poop in there. Wanna just go wandering around that bathroom. Wanna roll around on the little shag carpet thing there. Wanna snuggle amongst the moldy tub rock farm. Wanna admire your paintings and clock. Wanna sell tickets to Japanese tourists so they can also tour your bathroom.
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Steamcrunk posted:wait whats this about crystal socks SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3871254
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So I'm one for wild speculation so I thought about how I would select a color scheme for a renovation that was meant to target a specific demo (that's biz wiz talk for demographic) and the quickest and cheapest way I could get those knowledge nuggs and I honestly think it's how this dude found his pallet. This is market research, baby, and we go hard. So if you google "female friendly colours" the first thing you get is a list from business2community.com "10 Colors That Increase Sales, and Why" and Red is right at the top of the list. "Red: The color of  power . It gets people’s attention and it holds it, which is why it’s the most popular color for marketing. Just don’t overdo it!"Yeah, it's real hardcore "What Interior Designers never wanted you to know" quality stuff here. The next 8 items are all them other colours you learned about on sesame street (blue = trustworthy, green = nature) and while Pink does come up it's quoted as being for appealing to young ladies (young ladies aren't buying houses, they're buying sparkly socks) at the end we have black; "Black is another highly versatile color. It can be modern or traditional, exciting or relaxing. Used as a contrasting color, black most often adds drama to whatever mood you want to cast." White does not appear on this list and is thus a loser color for Jimmy No-Sales. We know that our sweet baby boy isn't dumb so he knew a red and gold bathroom would be
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Leperflesh posted:At least some of those super expensive rich people bathrooms with the panoramic windows have those fancy new electronically-tinting glass in them; others are advertising a view, but with the expectation that the new owner will put in some kind of curtain or shade or blinds. A few even have permanent, hidden blinds in between the double glazing. Anyone have a ballpark $/sq ft for the electro tint windows?
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Hometown Slime Queen posted:gently caress all the naysayers, bathroom guy! poop in what toilet?
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He stole the gold toilet at the Guggenheim but has yet to install it.
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HardDiskD posted:poop in what toilet? who said anything about a toilet?
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this poo poo has been making the rounds on Twitter all day. The entire internet is dunking on him
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Pentecoastal Elites posted:this poo poo has been making the rounds on Twitter all day. The entire internet is dunking on him It's going to come full circle where he might get laid just because it's so infamous. Just have straight bathroom pics on tinder and see what happens
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Dude just solicit random amateur porn actresses on if they want to have sex in the Something Awful Famous Bathroom. Has to be one willing to go in for those PornHub views. You did it!
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waah posted:Dude just solicit random amateur porn actresses on if they want to have sex in the Something Awful Famous Bathroom. I probably won't be surprised if I ever see that bathroom on PornHub at some point.
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HardDiskD posted:I probably won't be surprised if I ever see that bathroom on PornHub at some point. With all those dark tones and reflective surfaces it seems like a nightmare to film in.
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Anyone else have this bathroom as their look when they were teenagers in the mid 2000's? I totally had red and black bands on my braces for that  scenekid vibe.
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I feel like we've missed some amazing details about the toilet.bEatmstrJ posted:3. I'm not being weird about my toilet. YOU GUYS are being weird about my toilet. Its a loving toilet. In a tiny room. With some grey tile on the floor and unpainted walls. It's completely uninteresting. bEatmstrJ posted:I certainly don't have infinite money, but I do like to do unconventional things sometimes. And to your point, yes, the rock wall is difficult to clean. It's sprayed with sealant regularly. I've been using the shower for over a year and have had no issues with mold or mildew, but yes, it's difficult to clean. Despite everything, including huge chunks of the reno being functional for over a year, the toilet is still sitting in a tiny closet surrounded by naked drywall that's slowly being stained, drop by drop, by piss splashing out of the bowl because there's no way on earth bEatmstrJ sits to pee.
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How the heck do you remodel your entire bathroom to be that nightmare and then just don't bother with the toilet?
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HardDiskD posted:I probably won't be surprised if I ever see that bathroom on PornHub at some point. Let's create an indiegogo campaign to make that happen.
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Relentless posted:SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS obviously he can afford all this because of his wildly successful sock business
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Akett posted:
mormonpartyboat posted:
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HardDiskD posted:How the heck do you remodel your entire bathroom to be that nightmare and then just don't bother with the toilet? Yeah, 2 showers but no Washlet? Bullshit.
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FoldableHuman posted:I feel like we've missed some amazing details about the toilet. huh, sprayed with sealant.. regularly? That is a one time thing that you do a second coat of if you have an exceptionally porous material. It makes the rock look pretty but it doesn't clean it. I'm confused Harry Potter on Ice fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Mar 1, 2019 |
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xcheopis posted:Last Continent? I thought it was Hogfather.
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PCjr sidecar posted:Anyone have a ballpark $/sq ft for the electro tint windows? We looked into it for our bedroom just out of interest and it would have been about $13k. And since this is a mid century house with single pane glass, the first time it got condensation on it it would short out.
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:huh, sprayed with sealant.. regularly? That is a one time thing that you do a second coat of if you have an exceptional porous material. It makes the rock look pretty but it doesn't clean it. I'm confused It’s like the bathroom is being entombed in amber.
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Relentless posted:SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS do you think beastmaster or whatever can actually hear the voices of women or do they just sound like the screams of birds burning in a box to him edit: Nice BEat try more magnesium fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Mar 1, 2019 |
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Entropic posted:This is just lens distortion mormonpartyboat posted:nah, all the other horizontals in the same picture are straight
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Who What Now posted:Man, I wonder where I what’s a color palate
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I'm SO interested in the secret toilet room. Does it have a window or exhaust fan or does it just always smell like Bluebeard's closet in there?
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El_Elegante posted:what’s a color palate It's like a cleft palate, but prettier and not as unhealthy.
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Who What Now posted:Man, I wonder where I Glancing over the page, I thought that was a cup by an MMA equipment company that thinks everything should look like it wants to fight you.
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mundane haircut posted:Anyone else have this bathroom as their look when they were teenagers in the mid 2000's? I totally had red and black bands on my braces for that Red text on a black background was my everything for those years.
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bEatmstrJ posted:Now that you've all forgotten, I guess I can post these. One of the  in my life told me she'd be more impressed with a guy who sleeps in a big race car bed.
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