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Lambert posted:Given the average age of goons, I feel like insults from high school are no longer cutting it. Lol your kids don't call you.
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Tim Burns Effect posted:literal garbage Oh, honey...
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Feb 28, 2019 01:21
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Lambert posted:Given the average age of goons, I feel like insults from high school are no longer cutting it. Sorry to break this to you but that was a class A  on your butt.
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Feb 28, 2019 01:26
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lol
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Chomp8645 posted:Your stock portfolio is poorly diversified, and your young child is ill-behaved! drat you to hell!!!!
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Feb 28, 2019 11:00
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Lambert posted:Given the average age of goons, I feel like insults from high school are no longer cutting it. Given the average age of goons, I feel like GBS 1.0-style blowhard posting is no longer cutting it.
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Feb 28, 2019 14:48
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leagen of dragoon wasn't bad but yea now a days games dont have much story
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Feb 28, 2019 15:47
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ashrum3 posted:leagen of dragoon wasn't bad but yea now a days games dont have much story On the contrary, many games have too much story and those stories are generally bad.
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Feb 28, 2019 15:57
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bradzilla posted:Given the average age of goons, I feel like GBS 1.0-style blowhard posting is no longer cutting it. Imagine being in your thirties and still posting like this.
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Feb 28, 2019 16:28
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That's somewhat tolerable, comments on reddit are on another plane of hateful existence for me. Let's agree I'm at fault on this one and put it all behind us chummers.
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Feb 28, 2019 16:32
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Geralt is kind of dumb looking and he walks like he has something in his butt.
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Mar 1, 2019 02:01
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His body in armor looks like a small ogre and his character design is dumb and bad. Witcher would be better if you could make your own character and have it be some eldritch abomination that has a nose coming out of its chin but everyone still tries to bang you.
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Mar 1, 2019 02:45
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Pokemon is bad and always has been bad. It's rock paper scissors, the RPG, for prepubescents.
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Mar 1, 2019 02:53
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Waltzing Along posted:Pokemon is bad and always has been bad. It's rock paper scissors, the RPG, for prepubescents. Every random encounter with wild pokemon is a loot box, and the only challenge is time spent in the game. Your reward for playing "well" by using the right/best pokemon is to save time, meaning the ultimate way to be a pokemon master is to play pokemon the least amount of time.
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Mar 1, 2019 02:55
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You might say that the only way to win at pokemon is not to play at all
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Mar 1, 2019 12:22
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veni veni veni posted:Geralt is kind of dumb looking and he walks like he has something in his butt. So yea, he's a dork who goes to the gym. jokes posted:[...] Witcher would be better if you could make your own character and have it be some eldritch abomination that has a nose coming out of its chin but everyone still tries to bang you. tldr: Geralt > Cloud Stife
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Geralt seems pretty self-aware, really, which is why I find him quite likeable. He doesn't have too high an opinion of himself and it's nice to see him relax around his friends. That said, having a pre-established character goes against my conception of what a "role playing game" is, with the exception of Alpha Protocol which really only gives you a face and a codename E: one specific moment that comes to mind is the "killing monsters" trailer, which does a great job of making you think "hell yeah I want to play as that dude". Then in Witcher 3 itself a character makes fun of Geralt for it and he gets a bit embarrassed, it was a nice moment 2house2fly fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Mar 1, 2019 |
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Mar 1, 2019 15:04
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RPG is a spectrum
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It's the spectrum
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Mar 1, 2019 15:19
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i tried to play far cry: new dawn right after metro:exodus and i just can't do it
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Mar 4, 2019 04:11
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Caesar Saladin posted:the worst controller is easily the mouse and keyboard Imagine playing a stealth game where you can't seamlessly control your movement speed but have just "walk" and "sneak" speeds (or "walk" and "run") you control via a toggle key 
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But that's much better for stealth gameplay because you know exactly whether you're moving slow enough for sneaking noise purposes or not? Seems like you're arguing for keyboards being better. Also, console stealth game do the binary thing as well, through toggling walking/crouching and running.
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Mar 4, 2019 13:56
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Lambert posted:But that's much better for stealth gameplay because you know exactly whether you're moving slow enough for sneaking noise purposes or not? Seems like you're arguing for keyboards being better. With an analog stick, the amount you're pressing the stick governs the rate of movement instead of having to press a button to be full run or walk. Hth.
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Mar 4, 2019 13:58
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That wasn't in dispute? I think you might not have played any stealth games. With most console games, you have to press the stick to toggle running speed.
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Mar 4, 2019 14:01
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Lambert never actually played a console game but read about them on r/masterrace or something LMOA.
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Mar 4, 2019 14:06
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Lambert posted:Every option available to me at a convenient button press?! How terrible! I'd rather have a gamepad where every button has multiple functions mapped to it accessed by differing length of holding down the button. Lambert posted:That wasn't in dispute? I think you might not have played any stealth games. With most console games, you have to press the stick to toggle running speed. I'm pretty sure it's you.
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Mar 4, 2019 14:09
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poverty goat posted:i tried to play far cry: new dawn right after metro:exodus and i just can't do it i started thimbleweed park after unavowed and the countless in-jokes ruin this for me. i never missed those big heads either. or that old interface. or not being able to skip to the next sentence. i am glad other ppl enjoyed it though.
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Mar 4, 2019 14:49
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bradzilla posted:With an analog stick, the amount you're pressing the stick governs the rate of movement instead of having to press a button to be full run or walk. Hth. it's actually really annoying having to hold a stick exactly 30% and no more lest the player character break into a run and leave stealth
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Jerry Cotton posted:Lambert never actually played a console game but read about them on r/masterrace or something LMOA. Disputing the fact most console games have a dedicated run button to win an argument seems pretty dumb. bradzilla posted:I'm pretty sure it's you. I was talking about stuff like "hold button to pick up item", though? I feel like you're very bad at reading comprehension.
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poverty goat posted:it's actually really annoying having to hold a stick exactly 30% and no more lest the player character break into a run and leave stealth Also let's not pretend it's actually a fluid range of speed, it's really just 1 walk animation and 1 run animation 99% of the time. It's always funny when you hit the edge of the walk speed and are basically moving twice as fast as your character's steps.
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Not gonna link to it but everyone who doesn't work at the rape factory should deffo search for Rape Land on Steam. This new self publishing system Valve launched seems like it's working real well. Control the choices of a menacing serial killer rapist during a zombie apocalypse. Verbally harass, kill, and rape women as you choose to progress the story. It's a dangerous world with no laws. The zombies enjoy eating the flesh off warm humans and brutally raping them but you are the most dangerous rapist in town. Rape Day is a choice driven visual novel. It does not include grinding or any other time wasting activities. So skip the foreplay and enjoy your Rape Day; you deserve it. RAPE DAY - THE VISUAL NOVEL GAME CONTAINS: More than 500 images Over 7 thousand Words Evil Choices 
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i'm a pc gamer, pressing four keys at once in order to crouch sprint diagonally to the left
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Mar 5, 2019 00:56
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Caesar Saladin posted:i'm a pc gamer, pressing four keys at once in order to crouch sprint diagonally to the left That seems easily done - it's the magic of the keyboard, plenty of buttons in reach. Meanwhile, on a controller, people have to invent uncomfortable grips like the "claw" to get meaningful access to all buttons.
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Lodin posted:Not gonna link to it but everyone who doesn't work at the rape factory should deffo search for Rape Land on Steam. hmmmmmmm...nah
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can we talk for a minute about aiming with a thumb stick? lmao
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Remember when people were freaking out over the realistic Pokemon movie?  https://twitter.com/TailsChannel/status/1102724579238252544
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The original Thief series from Looking Glass, does stealth perfectly. I have no idea why it's so hard for modern games to duplicate. I enjoyed Dishonored 1 and 2 but there is no way I can play them the same way I used to sneak around as Garrett. Oh well.
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Mar 5, 2019 01:46
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Why does this remind me of Zeromus's incorporeal form?
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THQ Nordic did an AMA on 8chan and now has to disavow child pornography and white supremacy seems like opportunity here, I'm sure we could do better than 8chan. this could make SA relevant again tango alpha delta posted:The original Thief series from Looking Glass, does stealth perfectly. I have no idea why it's so hard for modern games to duplicate. I enjoyed Dishonored 1 and 2 but there is no way I can play them the same way I used to sneak around as Garrett. Oh well. the Metro series does it pretty well
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final fantasy x-2 is a good game with a good overall plot
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