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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler
The "Momo" suicide challenge moral panic is back. If you missed this the first time around, it's a bullshit myth spread by Facebook-brain parents about a gang of hackers posing as a creepy Japanese bird woman sculpture that persuades kids to kill themselves through Fortnite and Peppa Pig videos on YouTube. Anyway, QAnon boomers are pretty sure this is Hillary's fault somehow.

https://twitter.com/Apex_Starseed/status/1100587996779180033?s=19
https://twitter.com/DocCamo/status/1100964361907113984?s=19
https://twitter.com/Q172018/status/1100740870473687040?s=19

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stillvisions
Oct 15, 2014

I really should have come up with something better before spending five bucks on this.

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

The "Momo" suicide challenge moral panic is back. If you missed this the first time around, it's a bullshit myth spread by Facebook-brain parents about a gang of hackers posing as a creepy Japanese bird woman sculpture that persuades kids to kill themselves through Fortnite and Peppa Pig videos on YouTube. Anyway, QAnon boomers are pretty sure this is Hillary's fault somehow.

Clearly it's so Big Hospital can fake the deaths of these children and deliver them straight to Comet Ping-Pong.

I'm not going to try and look through tweets about this, but I'm sure they'll arrive at the conclusion sooner or later. Or invoke MK-ULTRA, either way.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

The "Momo" suicide challenge moral panic is back. If you missed this the first time around, it's a bullshit myth spread by Facebook-brain parents about a gang of hackers posing as a creepy Japanese bird woman sculpture that persuades kids to kill themselves through Fortnite and Peppa Pig videos on YouTube. Anyway, QAnon boomers are pretty sure this is Hillary's fault somehow.


What loving kid is going to see some creepy lady sculpture and do anything other than gently caress right off?

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Feinne posted:

What loving kid is going to see some creepy lady sculpture and do anything other than gently caress right off?

Yeah when I was 12 if I saw that loving thing I'm pretty sure I'd close the browser window and cry to my parents or something not sit there and go "hm, I'm going to continue looking at this and see what it says or read whatever text is provided with it."

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
Well that or you'd be all "whoa this is so cool I'm going to send this to Timmy he'll freak out". Cuz a lot of kids also like cheap jump scares.

Firstscion
Apr 11, 2008

Born Lucky

PhallicPhalanges posted:

Aren’t these separate groups really just a single group consisting of Alex Jones disciples?

Alex jones he has tried to co-opted Qanon a couple of times but never succeeded so they're a false flag now.

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

Opferwurst posted:

I love the implication that KJU is now dropping hidden Q hints too. Trump must have recruited him into The Storm

I guess it makes sense in a world where Merkel is Hitler's daughter and the President of the United States used a secret Tesla invention to travel throught space and time

Merkel is Hitler’s daughter, while Mengele’s bloodline lives on through his son John Podesta and Podesta’s son the late Chester Bennington (who Podesta murdered to keep him from talking).

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

Yeah when I was 12 if I saw that loving thing I'm pretty sure I'd close the browser window and cry to my parents or something not sit there and go "hm, I'm going to continue looking at this and see what it says or read whatever text is provided with it."

You got beat up a lot in middle school, huh?

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

fishmech posted:

Well that or you'd be all "whoa this is so cool I'm going to send this to Timmy he'll freak out". Cuz a lot of kids also like cheap jump scares.

I think thats actually part of it too. I think some kids are making up ghost stories about seeing Momo to one up each other and parents fall for it.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


RagnarokAngel posted:

I think thats actually part of it too. I think some kids are making up ghost stories about seeing Momo to one up each other and parents fall for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE63y7ctAwA

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

RagnarokAngel posted:

I think thats actually part of it too. I think some kids are making up ghost stories about seeing Momo to one up each other and parents fall for it.

Yeah, I was a substitute teacher during the whole "Charlie Charlie challenge" thing, where kids supposedly contacted ghosts through balancing pencils on one another or something. We got a note one day saying that all discussion of it by the children was now banned, because some Concerned Parent showed up at a school board meeting and said they had HEARD that it was convincing kids to cut themselves and stab others and poo poo.

I lived pretty close to the community where those girls stabbed their classmate on orders from Slenderman, though, so maybe people there were just real jumpy about scary fake internet things.

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

goatsestretchgoals posted:

You got beat up a lot in middle school, huh?

Yes. The times when I could not run.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

The "Momo" suicide challenge moral panic is back. If you missed this the first time around, it's a bullshit myth spread by Facebook-brain parents about a gang of hackers posing as a creepy Japanese bird woman sculpture that persuades kids to kill themselves through Fortnite and Peppa Pig videos on YouTube. Anyway, QAnon boomers are pretty sure this is Hillary's fault somehow.

https://twitter.com/Apex_Starseed/status/1100587996779180033?s=19
https://twitter.com/DocCamo/status/1100964361907113984?s=19
https://twitter.com/Q172018/status/1100740870473687040?s=19

For some reason I find it intensely satisfying that they misspelled "Illuminati".

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Xiahou Dun posted:

For some reason I find it intensely satisfying that they misspelled "Illuminati".

Obviously this is a ruse to get around their AI that tracks when they're mentioned!

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer

Xiahou Dun posted:

For some reason I find it intensely satisfying that they misspelled "Illuminati".

KillerQueen
Jul 13, 2010

I mean the Illuminati would say that...

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Get down with your Q self!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1101521885509140480

Spitting loving image imo

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Do you really expect him to look like the JFK Jr of 20 years ago? He's aged, his face was hosed up by Hillary's orchestrated plane crash, it was further modified by plastiQ surgeons to conceal him, and he's in disguise.

I pity your simple mind.

Ague Proof fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Mar 1, 2019

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Y'all got any of them red pills

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Ague Proof posted:

Do you really expect him to look like the JFK Jr of 20 years ago? He's aged, his face was hosed up by Hillary's orchestrated plane crash, it was further modified by plastiQ surgeons to conceal him, and he's in disguise.

I pity your simple mind.
Now explain the haircut and hat.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Even if it's not JFK, that is easily explained by the cabal implanting a new personality into JFK's body.

I don't know why you need to explain the hat and the haircut, fashion and grooming styles change with times

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!


JFK Jr. really let himself go after he died in that plane crash.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

zoux posted:

Y'all got any of them red pills

I had some, but there was an earthquake and they rolled off the edge of our flat Earth.

Paladin
Nov 26, 2004
You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it.


Opferwurst posted:

Even if it's not JFK, that is easily explained by the cabal implanting a new personality into JFK's body.

Prophetic q anon film "Bubba Hotep".

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

James Lipton???

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

That's some Jesus level need to believe and invent explanations for every detail that contradicts the narrative.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

that is my favorite tweet for today, nothing will top it


e: wait, isn't that disgraced q cop's wife?

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


President can’t be dotarded! It must be secret messages that only me and my group of online friends can decode!

Local Weather
Feb 12, 2005

Don't worry, I'll give you a sign. The sign will be that life is awesome

I hate it that this is the world we live in

Illuminti
Dec 3, 2005

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy

Xiahou Dun posted:

For some reason I find it intensely satisfying that they misspelled "Illuminati".

A\S\L ?

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

The "Momo" suicide challenge moral panic is back

I saw this was one of BBC News' top stories today (it wasn't even the worst).

We're not gonna make it guys. Lead won.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Local Weather posted:

I hate it that this is the world we live in

https://twitter.com/CARRIE4TRUTH/status/1099109424600371200

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Oh yeah, easily worth it.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Isn't Brady besties with Trump? Why don't they like him?

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Dude almost has a Super Bowl ring for every finger so I guess magic is real hail satan

packetmantis posted:

Isn't Brady besties with Trump? Why don't they like him?

Nobody likes Tom Brady, including his own goddamn coach.

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

packetmantis posted:

Isn't Brady besties with Trump? Why don't they like him?

He did a press release a while back where he talked about how his wife helps him get amped up for games and such, and mentioned that she has him chant mantras and meditates and sorta does a fortune-telling thing for him.

This has lead him going from "A proud warrior fighting for Trumpism by proxy via football somehow" to "a fallen hero willingly defiling himself by sleeping with a confessed Satanic witch, please pray for his immortal soul so we can cheer on the Patriots once more" in the mind of certain conservative Christians.

Argas
Jan 13, 2008
SRW Fanatic




Crunch Buttsteak posted:

He did a press release a while back where he talked about how his wife helps him get amped up for games and such, and mentioned that she has him chant mantras and meditates and sorta does a fortune-telling thing for him.

This has lead him going from "A proud warrior fighting for Trumpism by proxy via football somehow" to "a fallen hero willingly defiling himself by sleeping with a confessed Satanic witch, please pray for his immortal soul so we can cheer on the Patriots once more" in the mind of certain conservative Christians.

I guess all those Christians didn't pray hard enough to overcome Satan.

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Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

I lived pretty close to the community where those girls stabbed their classmate on orders from Slenderman, though, so maybe people there were just real jumpy about scary fake internet things.

Yeah, I mean an urban legend created here to see if a new totally made up urban legend could get any traction has an actual body count, so I wouldn't dismiss the idea that someone might buy into something similar.

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