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Acres of Quakers posted:She should adjust the itinerary a bit: The parents should update their wills, then recreate Meatloaf's Bat Out Of Hell https://youtube.com/watch?v=3QGMCSCFoKA If you dont want to listen to a ten minute song, the entire plot is a man spends one last night with their lover before leaving town for good. However, they're so distracted by memories of good pussy / dick that they miss a sudden curve, drive off it, and die. I suppose it should be adjusted to distracted by thoughts if their kids honeymoon before driving off a cliff. Ps listen to meatloaf.
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Miserable Maid posted:Where the hell are all these people working?! It's such an alien concept to me. The other coworkers have figured out the best way to stay on lovely boss' good side is to help them be lovely. HR isn't there to be on the employees' side. It's there to protect the company. If they decide the best way to protect the company is to protect a lovely manager, they'll do it.
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r/polyamory If poly is all about communication, why don't men talk to me? u/new_yet_old_yet_55 quote:Caveat: This is a little rant.
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 18:11 |
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r/polyamory How to cope with my metas hostile family u/curiouscat12367 quote:I (26F) and my husband of 8 years (27M) really care about his girlfriend (19F)and love having her in our lives, but her family thinks she is being abused or something simply based on our relationship style and age difference. I just need a little support and advice because I hate sexual predators more than anything and being accused of being one literally made me have a panic attack. When they first met, she was 17 and he was 25, and the fact they they kissed once almost got her kicked out of the house so we kind of broke things off for a while. Are we really that crazy for caring about someone who happens to be a little younger than us? Seeing them suffer apart may have been worse but I still don't fully understand what hell may await if we continue...
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CheesyDog posted:r/polyamory hate sexual predators more than anything... partner met girlfriend when she was 17, he was 25...
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CheesyDog posted:r/polyamory While you are just a garden variety pervert, your husband is worse. If you're going to stick with him, you're going to get tarred with the same brush. Thems the breaks.
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 18:28 |
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r/polyamory How Do I Force Myself into Having a MFM with my Nesting Partner. u/Jotrinity12 quote:So I have been in a Poly Relationship for about a year, it has been great and very liberating. We have a basic set of rules and follow them very strictly, we have other relationships but are most definitely each others Nesting Partner/Primary.
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 18:33 |
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These titles.....
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 18:35 |
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Are poly people secretly birds or something? Or do they nest like the xenomorphs from Alien?
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 18:42 |
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r/polyamoryCurious/Learning I don’t know how to tell my wife I’m having strong desires for relationships with other women. u/frustratednconfused1 quote:For over a week now I’ve felt a strong burning desire to seek out romantic relationships with women other than my wife. It keeps invading my thoughts making my heart race. The more I think about it the more I feel like this is something I’ve always wanted, but I’ve always repressed.
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CheesyDog posted:r/polyamoryCurious/Learning This is a pro use of spoilers. Nice work. This man should just kill himself. He's too stupid to live.
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 18:56 |
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posting anything from poly subreddits is cheating. It's just too easytherobit posted:This is a pro use of spoilers. Nice work. Agreed
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 19:00 |
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From 70s Dear Abby:
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 19:04 |
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Haifisch posted:From 70s Dear Abby: Haha oh poo poo this is good. hosed a 19 year old, knocked her up, and found Jesus. Also ya know why can’t reddit posts be this short and to the point. Dude says so much in so few words.
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CheesyDog posted:r/polyamoryCurious/Learning “Should I set myself on fire? I should set myself on fire.”
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MarcusSA posted:Also ya know why can’t reddit posts be this short and to the point. Dude says so much in so few words. Dear Abby has an editor to trim all the self-justifying bullshit out before publication
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CheesyDog posted:r/polyamoryCurious/Learning Oh god, the comments are delightful. quote:This is the worst timing ever and genuinely suspicious. This ideally is a time when you are MOST invested in your family, putting all your energy into learning your new baby, doing extra work to compensate for mom being more tired and making sure other priorities don't drop. Seems good, right? Acknowledges his feelings while advising him not to nuke his marriage. Except they continue with: quote:If you still have these feelings in a month, tell your wife and go to a therapist to ensure these are genuine feelings of polyamory and not some new dad freakout.
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:I also feel like there's a serious underestimation of just how much, and how furiously, 19-year-old college freshmen masturbate Not just college freshmen. Literally every teenager in existence masturbates nonstop from like age 12-20. It levels off a bit over the next couple years or so, but the hormones for that 6-8 year period are obscene for every girl and guy as a teen. It's still really goddamn weird that OP was jerking off in his brother's room. It's almost more strange than the anime bullshit by more practical standards because why would you ever do that????
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 19:16 |
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I don't think anyone denies teenagers are jerking off pretty much constantly but dismissing doing it in your brother's room on those grounds is "who among us has not hosed a rotten coconut" level
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CheesyDog posted:r/polyamoryCurious/Learning Wasn't this the exact same story as that one dumb gently caress who left his kids in the car in the heat while he was trying to sext chicks at his work desk?
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I don't think anyone denies teenagers are jerking off pretty much constantly but dismissing doing it in your brother's room on those grounds is "who among us has not hosed a rotten coconut" level That's exactly what I said!! I would have never jerked it outside of my own space and never in a sibling's room because that's fuckin strange and gross.
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 19:20 |
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yeah I was agreeing with you
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 19:26 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:It's still really goddamn weird that OP was jerking off in his brother's room. It's almost more strange than the anime bullshit by more practical standards because why would you ever do that???? I’m still not 100% sure on the specifics of how it went down, but in the true version of the story OP was definitely both playing with the figurines and jerking while watching his brother from the closet.
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 19:39 |
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Lol at the guy thinking he's some rare breed of man because he wants to gently caress women that aren't his wife and the idea that he needs to tell her this.
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WrenP-Complete posted:One of the ballets in NYC had them for a while. It's super common in some areas. west coast lice is super common east coast bed bugs are super common. they are both easy to avoid getting but once you get them they are annoying to get rid of. I never got lice when i grew up in ca but in nc my brother has tracked in bed bugs twice to my house. The horror stories of burning your house down are vastly over exaggerated by people who don't follow the instructions for getting rid of them. I'm told they are like roaches though so if you live in an apt building and the whole building has it your hosed.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Our (25f, 26m) friend (26m) wants to come visit us, however they have bed bugs. Greet him at the door with a flamethrower
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 20:26 |
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Haifisch posted:From 70s Dear Abby: I love it when the advice is short and biting. Anyone got some more good Abby/Ann Landers snippets?
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 21:28 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:posting anything from poly subreddits is cheating. It's just too easy If it's good, well-curated content, then I don't care what the source is But yes going to a poly forum is definitely like shooting fish in a barrel
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I don't think anyone denies teenagers are jerking off pretty much constantly but dismissing doing it in your brother's room on those grounds is "who among us has not hosed a rotten coconut" level Agreed, it is completely normal
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 21:51 |
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Dienes posted:Oh god, the comments are delightful. I like how instead of "you dumbshit, you absolute ignoramus," the responses are "actually you may not be as special and enlightened as me, think about it for a while "
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 21:52 |
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I need to make a reddit account so I can
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 22:08 |
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This woman's writing is a pain to read, so feel free to skip directly to the final line of her post to get to the good part. AITA for not removing a tattoo at the request of my husband? quote:Hello, I (31F) have been married to my husband (28M) for roughly two years, we dated for 1 year before that. In my past life before working at the church, I was a bartender at a popular bar. I made enough money to pay off my car and some credit card debt that never seemed to go away. Unfortunately, I had some issues with addiction and was not living a healthy lifestyle at the time. I had a couple of serious boyfriends and a dozen ONS before meeting my now husband.
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 22:17 |
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R/Relationships: one of them had to do with my ex’s metaphysical snake.
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 22:25 |
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Every time it is like putting the nail in one coffin but opening up ten new cans of worms
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Tifu by loudly telling a female workmate I was going to finger herquote:So I (M 22) work in a factory that is slightly short staffed, so from time to time some of the office staff have to come through to the factory and help out. One of these office workers is a (F 18) who we'll call Jess. So Jess was in the factory helping out and I happened to walk past her wearing some rubber gloves. Now Jess and I have a friendly bit of banter from time to time, and so as I was passing her she looked at my gloves and said
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I was looking for a Dear Abby about a parent complaining about their gay child but found this one instead: DearAbby posted:DEAR ABBY: My husband and I relocated to Florida a little over a year ago and were quickly welcomed into our new neighbors' social whirl. Two couples in the neighborhood are gay -- one male, one female. While they are nice enough, my husband and I did not include them when it was our turn to host because we do not approve of their lifestyle choices. Since then, we have been excluded from neighborhood gatherings, and someone even suggested that we are bigots!
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 22:32 |
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My favorite reddit posts are the long, rambling case-building with a bombshell at the end. Pargraphs of yadda yadda yadda punctuated by "that is why I wont remove my ex's cock tattoo"
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 22:33 |
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Def gonna need a pic of that tat
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 22:34 |
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There are many practical reasons to have your ex's F.A.T.A.L. stats tattooed on your body and I think you're all being quite irrational.
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gently caress Your Website posted:Def gonna need a pic of that tat I am so curious too. quote:The dimensions are identical
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