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gently caress Your Website posted:Def gonna need a pic of that tat it’s a portrait of the op, behind bars
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Fat camp, heart attack kid made it to r/bestoflegaladvice/ so was curious about ops comments. Kid is delusional and is absolutely going to die in his 20's, if not before.
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 22:55 |
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it's not often you get the one-two punch of emotionally abusive and too utterly bitchmade to make your kid eat his loving vegetables even if he throws a tantrum
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chitoryu12 posted:Tifu by loudly telling a female workmate I was going to finger her If he had immediately flipped her the bird it would have been funnier.
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Xik posted:Fat camp, heart attack kid made it to r/bestoflegaladvice/ so was curious about ops comments. Kid is delusional and is absolutely going to die in his 20's, if not before. Boy I wonder which of these came first and by wonder I mean I have a pretty strong suspicion that his issues didn't just appear out of nowhere
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christmas boots posted:Boy I wonder which of these came first and by wonder I mean I have a pretty strong suspicion that his issues didn't just appear out of nowhere I'm sure there are many parental failures here, but just LOL if you take this kid at his word. therobit fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Mar 4, 2019 |
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I still want to know about the kid who was sent off to live with his grandpa with no explanation.
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 23:28 |
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therobit posted:I'm sure there's assets many parental failures here, but just LOL if you take this kid at his word. I've inadvertently made the decision to only read about him secondhand and not thtrough any of his actual posts. Does this leave me less informed? Yes. Does that mean that my posts are less than useful? Yes.
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Beachcomber posted:I still want to know about the kid who was sent off to live with his grandpa with no explanation. this post haunts me as well
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:this post haunts me as well
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gently caress Your Website posted:Def gonna need a pic of that tat And the husband never asked why she has a tattoo of a 10" dick on her body. Does she also have the 'Boner Garage' tattoo on her stomach with an arrow pointing down? Maybe a big back piece that says 'Cum SLUT'. Do some guys see a penis tattooed on a woman and not understand she's likely had a non-conservative lifestyle?
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 23:48 |
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it's hard to tell from that woman's writing but I'm pretty sure it's a literal metaphorical metaphysical dick-snake
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 23:50 |
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It's not a tattoo of her ex's dick. It's a tattoo about her ex's dick.
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 23:51 |
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Patrick Spens posted:It's not a tattoo of her ex's dick. It's a tattoo about her ex's dick. Hmmm nope, not when her comment says “the dimensions are identical” Who gets a tattoo like that?
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christmas boots posted:I've inadvertently made the decision to only read about him secondhand and not thtrough any of his actual posts. Don't worry you're in the right thread
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areyoucontagious posted:Hmmm nope, not when her comment says “the dimensions are identical” maybe it's a tattoo of an actual snake the same size as his metaphysical one? (I assume she meant metaphorical? unless she has a tattoo of Quetzalcoatl or something )
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 00:09 |
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imprisoned by dat Quetzalcoatl dick
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Fatkraken posted:maybe it's a tattoo of an actual snake the same size as his metaphysical one? You might be right. Given the dick tattoo on her body I’m going to say she probably isn’t the most reliable narrator or precise linguist.
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 00:13 |
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I'm choosing to imagine it's one of those ouboros tattoos that wraps around the bicep
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 00:15 |
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Fatkraken posted:maybe it's a tattoo of an actual snake the same size as his metaphysical one? That was my reading; say a girthy, ten inch-long tattoo of a Cobra or whatever.
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 00:20 |
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Imagine giving such good dick that a woman feels the need to tattoo it on her body in remembrance.
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 00:21 |
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MarcusSA posted:Imagine giving such good dick that a woman feels the need to tattoo it on her body in remembrance. Well this is the right forum to tell people to imagine doing so, because they sure as gently caress aren't ever going to do so.
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MarcusSA posted:Imagine giving such good dick that a woman feels the need to tattoo it on her body in remembrance. OP has some choice responses: *It wasn't visible while I was wearing my wedding dress, but in other pre and post wedding photos it was *Without giving any actual numbers, my ex is about double the size of my husband. It is on my left inner thigh Bitch just post the tattoo already! We're dying here, we know it's a fake story with this poo poo. LadyPictureShow fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Mar 5, 2019 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:OP has some choice responses: Oh my god. Please be true. Please be true. Also post that drat poo poo!
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 00:31 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:*Without giving any actual numbers, my ex is about double the size of my husband. Plot twist: ex was 5 inches, husband has micropenis I also want to see the pre/post wedding photos that show off the bride's inner thigh. A snake thigh tat seems about the right level of trashy for that situation, TBH
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 00:50 |
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WIBTA for making my girlfriend pay more of a rent since she completely changed the way she cookedquote:My girlfriend and I have been together for 3 years . We have been living together for a year and a half. I make almost double what she does and she was living with her parents before so when she moved in we made the agreement that I would pay $900 in rent and she would only pay $500 but that she would do all of the cooking since she enjoyed it. I do other chores in the house but she has done all the cooking- she makes breakfast, packs lunch and cooked dinner She never complained about it Microwave your own chicken nuggets
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Antivehicular posted:A snake thigh tat seems about the right level of trashy for that situation, TBH OP's husband wants Adam and Eve, not Snake and Eve.
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 01:01 |
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kimbo305 posted:OP's husband wants Adam and Eve, not Snake and Eve. Maybe OP needs to get a second snake tattoo of her husband's smaller dick
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 01:04 |
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There’s a compromise here this couple isn’t seeing: she keeps the tattoo, but starts telling people it references her husband, not an ex.
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 01:10 |
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I idly thought about a flipped version of this for a moment, if a dude got a tattoo of a flower or something in honor of his ex’s awesome vagina, and I realized that I would immediately think he was a serial killer.
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Pirate Radar posted:There’s a compromise here this couple isn’t seeing: she keeps the tattoo, but starts telling people it references her husband, not an ex. If he had BDE they would have assumed that from the start
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LadyPictureShow posted:OP has some choice responses: maybe her ex's dick is the tsuchinoko.
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13Pandora13 posted:
It’s the pachinko now, full of tiny balls.
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 02:21 |
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My fiancé [28m] always has something to say about my cooking. I think he’s just doing it for the sake of it. Where do I [24f] go from here?quote:We’ve been engaged for 9 months but together for 4 years. My fiancé wasn’t always like this, so I’m very shocked that this has suddenly became a problem. quote:He may have a point sometimes, like I could have made the pizza too cheesy or something
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 03:01 |
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the woman is clearly hysterical
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hawowanlawow posted:the woman is clearly hysterical She should probably calm down or relax.
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Haifisch posted:My fiancé [28m] always has something to say about my cooking. I think he’s just doing it for the sake of it. Where do I [24f] go from here? who the gently caress says "veg is"
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 03:14 |
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maybe he should cook then, since he has so many opinions
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Fallom posted:who the gently caress says "veg is"
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LadyPictureShow posted:Guys, guys Chik-Fil-A car kid's story goes deeper... Pages back but this guy is black, right?
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