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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


ahahahahaha

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

loving lol

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i've never been to arkansas myself

Good, don't go

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

ben carson's painting of himself with klingon jesus

01011001
Dec 26, 2012


oh man it's been forever that ruled

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
putting her in jail is a no-brainer

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





lol he fled back to sports commentary when he realized that Trump was untouchable and nothing mattered

megalodong
Mar 11, 2008


glad to see my russian learning is paying off, i recognised what her back said right away lol

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Durf posted:

lol he fled back to sports commentary when he realized that Trump was untouchable and nothing mattered

keith olbermann used to date laura "nazi salute" ingraham

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

jack burkman running for his life through a parking garage with a traffic cone in his arms and a bullet in his rear end

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Thump! posted:

Arkansas isn’t real

this isn't true arkansas is maybe the realest place you ever been

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

ScrubLeague posted:

this isn't true arkansas is maybe the realest place you ever been

a real pile of poo poo

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc
Birther stuff I remember:
- Joe Arpaio sending his wannabe cowboy shitkicker posse to Hawaii to investigate Obama's birth certificate
- Orly Taitz saying Jindal, Cruz, and Rubio were not natural-born citizens
- Orly Taitz in general
- WorldNetDaily publishing a regular column by Chuck Norris
- WorldNetDaily in general
- WorldNetDaily being used by a Russian cat's-paw to influence the 2018 elections
- Trump making a big to-do about holding a birther press conference in 2016, saying one line about how Obama was born in the United States, then using the cameras already there to shill for Trump International Hotel

Thump! posted:

Arkansas isn’t real
Ur-Kansas, the Kansas from which all other Kansases originate

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

keith olbermann used to date laura "nazi salute" ingraham

iirc he used to date Katy Tur, Laura Ingraham dated Dinesh DSouza

gently caress I bet some real useful knowledge got shoved out of my brain by those facts

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



lmfao I 100% forgot about this

this was the moment i was totally convinced that trump's campaign was just another run-of-the-mill grift operation just like ben carson's. which it was- but hoo boy americans are loving dumb. like i genuinely thought this was going to be the end of his campaign because it was so in the open how could anyone possibly take him seriously after this one?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

tinstaach posted:

iirc he used to date Katy Tur, Laura Ingraham dated Dinesh DSouza

gently caress I bet some real useful knowledge got shoved out of my brain by those facts

he was involved with them both and yep that makes him eskimo brothers with dinesh

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

that time Bush assaulted Merkel

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

ed: wrong thread

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Alvin green, the borderline mentally disabled guy who ran for congress in SC

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Which now just sounds like Trump as usual.

tinstaach posted:

Laura Ingraham dated Dinesh DSouza
Wait, I thought Dinesh you're gay?

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

quote:

"I'm the man. I'm the man. I'm the man. Greene's the man. I'm the man. I'm the greatest person ever. I was born to be president. I'm the man, I'm the greatest individual ever."

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Rex-Goliath posted:

lmfao I 100% forgot about this

this was the moment i was totally convinced that trump's campaign was just another run-of-the-mill grift operation just like ben carson's. which it was- but hoo boy americans are loving dumb. like i genuinely thought this was going to be the end of his campaign because it was so in the open how could anyone possibly take him seriously after this one?

It also gave us one of the underrated moments of the entire 2016 election: the entire stage curtain falling down behind the MSNBC recap.

It's perfect. It's horrible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_odpp4Bgfw&t=11s

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Karl Barks posted:

Alvin green, the borderline mentally disabled guy who ran for congress in SC



Alvin Greene is on the Scene

his talking point of "Demint started the recession" was actually good

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

frankenfreak posted:

Which now just sounds like Trump as usual.

Wait, I thought Dinesh you're gay?

ahhhhh trump pardoned him only a couple weeks after the 'remember sailor' tweet. lmao

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

ScrubLeague posted:

this isn't true arkansas is maybe the realest place you ever been

Real close to getting blown off the face of the map after a dude dropped a socket wrench onto a nuclear missile maybe

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





lol we did away with earmarks and the government died

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





iswear to god i won't be able to survive being told that's a misconception so pls dont :cry:

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

juche avocado posted:

lol we did away with earmarks and the government died

lol thanks jeff flake

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

juche avocado posted:

iswear to god i won't be able to survive being told that's a misconception so pls dont :cry:

It's a lot more accurate and a lot less attributed than most theories about how we got to where we are. It's a defensible theory in my opinion, so don't feel bad, friend.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



ScrubLeague posted:

this isn't true arkansas is maybe the realest place you ever been

arkansas is a government conspiracy, and anyone who ever claims to have been there was just driving through louisiana or missouri and had the government implanting memories into their brains

same thing with wyoming

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

Thump! posted:

arkansas is a government conspiracy, and anyone who ever claims to have been there was just driving through louisiana or missouri and had the government implanting memories into their brains

same thing with wyoming

I've said the same thing about Wyoming since I was like ten years old.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Thump! posted:

arkansas is a government conspiracy, and anyone who ever claims to have been there was just driving through louisiana or missouri and had the government implanting memories into their brains

same thing with wyoming

I'm pretty sure there is something in Wyoming to do with trains but im not totally sure

Carl Von Awesomwitz
May 2, 2006

Sisko Lied, Romulans Died

GalacticAcid posted:

Alvin Greene is on the Scene

his talking point of "Demint started the recession" was actually good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_prNM4QxF8E

e: ahahaha

quote:

ExpoDecay
Published on Jul 30, 2010
Song by Satellite High

Video by virgiltexas

Carl Von Awesomwitz has issued a correction as of 02:07 on Mar 6, 2019

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Thump! posted:

Arkansas isn’t real

that's what he wants you to think...

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

oh wowwwww lmao I never noticed that

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Thump! posted:

Arkansas isn’t real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6P8QmDS0Q4

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
I love Otto and think of him often!

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/zaidjilani/status/700160169087410177

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7XbukdoGmM

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MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

MikeCrotch posted:

Real close to getting blown off the face of the map after a dude dropped a socket wrench onto a nuclear missile maybe



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