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Collapsing Farts posted:It's not legal to pee outside in america? Public urination can actually get you put on a sex offender's list here.
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Mar 5, 2019 23:13
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Jamesman posted:Public urination can actually get you put on a sex offender's list here. Once you're on that list though you can pee wherever you like and they can't arrest you.
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Mar 5, 2019 23:14
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RatHat posted:Since when is a drain a toilet?! Different pipes go to different places, you’re gonna mix them up! It's all pipes!
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Mar 5, 2019 23:15
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Jamesman posted:Public urination can actually get you put on a sex offender's list here. Citation needed.
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Mar 5, 2019 23:16
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MarcusSA posted:Citation needed. Business Insider article: quote:Peeing in public. At least 13 states require sex offender registration for public urination, according to Human Rights Watch's comprehensive review of sex offender laws in 2007. Two of those states specify that the urination must happen in front of a minor. quote:
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Mar 5, 2019 23:26
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dumb. posted:IIRC he admitted he was trolling.
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Mar 5, 2019 23:27
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I counted twice and that map only shows 12 states colored in urine yellow
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Mar 5, 2019 23:29
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my state is a free pee state 
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Mar 5, 2019 23:30
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Mine too! Then again you can walk around naked in my state and as long as you aren't fondling yourself it's legal. E: we even have naked bike racing. Sounds painful.
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Mar 5, 2019 23:44
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Live free, pee hard.
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Mar 5, 2019 23:48
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You can hike nude in CA so I guess if you've gotta drain the lizard on the trail you get out your special peeing pants to do your business.
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Mar 5, 2019 23:48
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Florida Man is safe to pee as he sees fit
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Mar 5, 2019 23:50
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Golden Dragon posted:Florida Man is safe to pee as he sees fit Law, custom, or shame cannot restrain him
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The Bloop posted:Law, custom, or shame cannot restrain him Went looking to see if there was a floridaman who lost his penis to a gator and it turns out that someone kept one tied up to gently caress it but did not lose their penis to it.
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Mar 6, 2019 00:07
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hello everyone it's ya boy central park pisser here no summons so far
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Mar 6, 2019 00:16
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I am glad the robot is dead. Good riddance.
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Mar 6, 2019 00:26
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Is it in public if it's in your own yard? I remember some court case where a dude would stand in his window naked, neighbours called the cops, and it was deemed legal because he was on his own private property. Pee out the window I guess.
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    A bunch more here: https://twitter.com/paprbckparadise/
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Mar 6, 2019 00:32
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Michigan goon here. Can confirm: public urination almost guarantees listing if caught. Not me, but someone close.
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Mar 6, 2019 01:19
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Picnic Princess posted:Is it in public if it's in your own yard? I remember some court case where a dude would stand in his window naked, neighbours called the cops, and it was deemed legal because he was on his own private property. A dude got pulled over by the police here (Victoria, Australia) a couple of years ago, naked. He was charged on summons with public nudity, and when he went to court his argument was "you couldn't see that I was naked unless you were standing over my window, what's the problem?". The judge agreed with him, and now it's legal to drive naked here.
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Paladinus posted:I am glad the robot is dead. Good riddance. who knew elon musk was a goon.
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chitoryu12 posted:Well now I'm sad for the robot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBqhIVyfsRg
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Mar 6, 2019 01:49
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:almost missed this since sound was off The one problem with There Will Come Soft Rains is that it didn't predict that all the automated home systems would have cutesy personalities and would keep telling dad jokes and reminding you to do self-care after all of humanity was destroyed
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https://youtu.be/C-czRExdnao
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gbut posted:Michigan goon here. Can confirm: public urination almost guarantees listing if caught. Not me, but someone close. _____________________/ 
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Memento posted:A dude got pulled over by the police here (Victoria, Australia) a couple of years ago, naked. He was charged on summons with public nudity, and when he went to court his argument was "you couldn't see that I was naked unless you were standing over my window, what's the problem?". The judge agreed with him, and now it's legal to drive naked here. The system works
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Collapsing Farts posted:It's not legal to pee outside in america? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLqCJSv_5vo&t=60s
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Gripweed posted:The one problem with There Will Come Soft Rains is that it didn't predict that all the automated home systems would have cutesy personalities and would keep telling dad jokes and reminding you to do self-care after all of humanity was destroyed Thank you! I've been wanting to find that story again for years. We had it in our English book in like 6th grade.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:almost missed this since sound was off The person (a human) who wrote this text for the soulless machine to say must be pretty funny in real life. Good thing they are not going to die because of bad internet connection or whatever. Unlike the robot. gently caress you, you piece of poo poo wobbly tin can, lol.
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Mar 6, 2019 03:16
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Show us on the doll where the robot touched you
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Picnic Princess posted:Is it in public if it's in your own yard? I remember some court case where a dude would stand in his window naked, neighbours called the cops, and it was deemed legal because he was on his own private property. Still illegal in many places, actually!
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Mar 6, 2019 03:30
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John Lee posted:Still illegal in many places, actually! Unlike throwing car batteries into the ocean, which is legal, and the ultimate rush.
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Mar 6, 2019 03:53
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Follow the rules guys. Don't pull your penis out (unless you really need to). Indecent exposure is a class 2 felony.
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Melaneus posted:Follow the rules guys. But what if I really wanna?
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Mar 6, 2019 04:07
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Kentucky is Mimal the elf's post jack off piss.
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Melaneus posted:Follow the rules guys. how the gently caress do you weenies mark your domain then
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Melaneus posted:Follow the rules guys. I am a good neighbor, I follow that rule. not actually though
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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Melaneus posted:Follow the rules guys. 
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