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Anne Whateley posted:He has no interest in a relationship, he just wants to ensure he's getting laid a minimum of once/week. Hth Yup. she's been with this fruitloop for a year. Now she's like "hey honey, other people told me youre weird and neglecting me" and he's all "actually, I'm gonna stay weird and why are you talking to me outside of scheduled visiting hours." She just has to deal with him as-is, and maybe they are discovering that they arent compatible
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Vim Fuego posted:Yup. she's been with this fruitloop for a year. Now she's like "hey honey, other people told me youre weird and neglecting me" and he's all "actually, I'm gonna stay weird and why are you talking to me outside of scheduled visiting hours." She just has to deal with him as-is, and maybe they are discovering that they arent compatible He calls her “this girl I’ve been seeing” when they’ve been together more than a year lol
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Anne Whateley posted:He has no interest in a relationship, he just wants to ensure he's getting laid a minimum of once/week. Hth Cardio kills gains, so he's actually better off this way.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for making my dentist feel bad. Dentists are monsters and that one was particularly lovely. Don't go to your mom's lovely dentist anymore. Also find a dentist who's a woman. It's easily the top thing that's helped with my dentist fear.
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christmas boots posted:Cardio kills gains, so he's actually better off this way. 3 reps / pumps does not count as cardio.
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Tetramin posted:He calls her “this girl I’ve been seeing” when they’ve been together more than a year lol If he only sees her 2 days a week for a few hours then shes just his regular hookup. I hope she understands what they are now and goes silent on him.
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My, [22F] fiance, [23M] wants to buy a Tesla right out of college. I think it's not the best choice, he's pissed. Help.quote:So, Mike and I have been living together for two years now, which isn't that long, but it's long enough that our fiances have become entangled. We've been engaged for a year and a half now, and together for just over four years. I genuinely love him and we've both done a lot of growing up over the course of our relationship and fortunately, we have grown together, not apart.
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Midnight Voyager posted:Also find a dentist who's a woman. It's easily the top thing that's helped with my dentist fear. I once went to a woman dentist who not only had small hands and a light touch, she was also married to a bigwig in our intensely socially-competitive city and had tons of great gossip that required no response whatsoever. Those appointments went by in the blink of an eye. I miss you Dr. Vijay.
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Haifisch posted:My, [22F] fiance, [23M] wants to buy a Tesla right out of college. I think it's not the best choice, he's pissed. Help. Help your fiance dress up like Grimes and sneak into Muskman's mansion, as he is obviously much more committed to a billionaire than he is to you
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Haifisch posted:My, [22F] fiance, [23M] wants to buy a Tesla right out of college. I think it's not the best choice, he's pissed. Help. He's angry that you're not supporting him stealing money out of your wedding fund to put down on a toy vehicle for himself while he refuses to get a job? I think you've reached the end of your "growing together" phase. If he doesn't put back that money immediately, you're allowing him to set the tone for a lifetime of bullshit.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:He's angry that you're not supporting him stealing money out of your wedding fund to put down on a toy vehicle for himself while he refuses to get a job? I think you've reached the end of your "growing together" phase. If he doesn't put back that money immediately, you're allowing him to set the tone for a lifetime of bullshit. Sometimes buying AAA games and subscribing multiple MMO on your girls dime is not enough to fill the void. Imagine how emasculated he feels, and how good showing off that Tesla would feel while his fiance works her fingers to the bone
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Haifisch posted:My, [22F] fiance, [23M] wants to buy a Tesla right out of college. I think it's not the best choice, he's pissed. Help. I want to track down this OP and give her the clockwork orange treatment but the only thing on the screen is a picture of her fiance with the words HE WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER CHANGE flashing in huge print for as long as it takes.
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tactlessbastard posted:I want to track down this OP and give her the clockwork orange treatment but the only thing on the screen is a picture of her fiance with the words HE WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER CHANGE flashing in huge print for as long as it takes. Sadly he has already given her the Goodicko Treatment
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Barudak posted:Sadly he has already given her the Goodicko Treatment It couldn't possibly be worth it
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Vim Fuego posted:Yup. she's been with this fruitloop for a year. Now she's like "hey honey, other people told me youre weird and neglecting me" and he's all "actually, I'm gonna stay weird and why are you talking to me outside of scheduled visiting hours." She just has to deal with him as-is, and maybe they are discovering that they arent compatible Yeah, I mean... she wants to see more of him and it sounds like that doesn’t work for them. I’m sure they can both find people more suitable for them.
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Pirate Radar posted:Yeah, I mean... she wants to see more of him and it sounds like that doesn’t work for them. I’m sure they can both find people more suitable for them. This take is entirely too reasonable and neutral (and right) for this thread.
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I know I'm late to the planet fitness game but holy lol at the idea that folks can rat you out with a literal alarm to single out people.
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non judgement zone
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tactlessbastard posted:I want to track down this OP and give her the clockwork orange treatment but the only thing on the screen is a picture of her fiance with the words HE WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER CHANGE flashing in huge print for as long as it takes.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I do have to wonder what the parents' perspective on these relationships is. Horrible, I presume, but there really is the idea that someone should just give up on the idea of having an independent life outside being a full-time caretaker. Media really doesn't help here as it usually portrays someone doing that as saintly. The parents are in basically the same situation, man. Their lives and dreams have been upended by this child, probably even more so than the daughter. It's really not a fair situation for anyone, and I'm not going to condemn the parents based on the testimony of one hurt, exhausted and angry teenager. They should take pains to to make sure their daughter isn't feeling too alienated, but at the end of the day we know that this is much harder for them than it is for the daughter. Guaranteed. Having that kind of difficulty in your life changes everything for everyone. Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for drawing attention to the disparity in income with my snooty coworkers? And you were doing so well just mindlessly humoring these basic bitches, shouldve stuck with that instead of complicating it by making "jokes" Power Khan posted:My (23F) friends (20M) (20F) left my room disgusting after a housing crisis. Should I confront or ghost? If you want to save yourself another pointless headache, just ghost Power Khan posted:The 5 Love Languages and problems because of them in relationships Perfect you can service him physically and everyone's happy! Seriously if my girlfriend came at me with this poo poo we'd be done. I guess my love language is righteous cynicism ParserGirl posted:The 15 year old who refused to get out of bed at fat camp is back, seven months later. lmao he doesn't quit does he. I was totally with him on fat camp because gently caress that noise, but I'm starting to believe he's actually just an obstinate little poo poo
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DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:I know I'm late to the planet fitness game but holy lol at the idea that folks can rat you out with a literal alarm to single out people. It's kind of dumb at face value, yeah, but keep in mind Planet Fitness is designed to be a very cheap gym chain for people who exercise casually in a friendly, non judgmental environment... and all of that is thrown out the window when you have loud meathead weirdos who disturb others. Like the people who are legit offended at the alarm's existence aren't welcome at Planet Fitness and that's fine because there are over 20 gyms, aimed at all different kinds of clientele, in a 5 mile radius of my apartment. I live in a very large Midwest city, so I assume it's similar in most parts of America. Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Mar 6, 2019 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:It's kind of dumb at face value, yeah, but keep in mind Planet Fitness is designed to be a very cheap gym chain for people who exercise casually in a friendly, non judgmental environment... and all of that is thrown out the window when you have loud meathead weirdos who disturb others. Like the people who are legit offended at the alarm's existence aren't welcome at Planet Fitness and that's fine because there are over 20 gyms, aimed at all different kinds of clientele, in a 5 mile radius of my apartment. I live in a very large Midwest city, so I assume it's similar in most parts of America. Maybe those meatheads have feelings too
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Play posted:/r/relationships: I guess my love language is righteous cynicism
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Play posted:I guess my love language is righteous cynicism efb
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TIFU by showing my grandmom that she had been living a lie for almost 30 years.quote:This did happen today. My grandmother is really superstitious about stuff. She doesn't eat certain kinds of food on certain days of the week and other such things. One of her main superstitions revolves around the layout of the house. She says that no one should sleep with their heads pointing north. So she keeps changing the position of my bed when I am away for work. When I come back, I reposition it my way so that I don't get sunlight on my face early morning. Today, she was repositioning the room while I was there which annoyed me. So I took out my phone and opened the compass app to show her that I was not sleeping with my head pointing north at all. Infact I was pointing east . I instantly realised that she has been sleeping with her bed pointing north. And she has been sleeping on that bed for around 30 years. I pointed it out to her. I thought she would take it lightly. Oh man I was wrong. I hosed up biig time. She lost herself. She started pulling out the blueprint of the house and her old compass. I am looking at her old compass right now and I can say it doesn't seem right at all. I think I will have to fix this issue today itself. She is 90 and quiet hard to talk to cause her hearing isn't great. How stupid am I.
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Your grandma is full of 30 years of accumulated north sleeping evil power, run!
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Its funny to me that someone wouldn't know where north is consistently for 30 years. Pick up a map, lady
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bell jar posted:Its funny to me that someone wouldn't know where north is consistently for 30 years. Pick up a map, lady You dont even need a map because there is this giant light emiting object in the sky that points where east and west are
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:It's kind of dumb at face value, yeah, but keep in mind Planet Fitness is designed to be a very cheap gym chain for people who exercise casually in a friendly, non judgmental environment... and all of that is thrown out the window when you have loud meathead weirdos who disturb others. Like the people who are legit offended at the alarm's existence aren't welcome at Planet Fitness and that's fine because there are over 20 gyms, aimed at all different kinds of clientele, in a 5 mile radius of my apartment. I live in a very large Midwest city, so I assume it's similar in most parts of America. I think a lot of it is the meatheads want to be able to go show-off to the 'smalls' and are mad when they are told they can't do that. No one is impressed with their grunts and sets in their power lifting-focused gym. Play posted:lmao he doesn't quit does he. I was totally with him on fat camp because gently caress that noise, but I'm starting to believe he's actually just an obstinate little poo poo He doesn't even say he's experiencing side effects! He read something online and assumed that was worse than heart disease at 16.
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Gyms are genuinely intimidating to people who are obese and finally addressing their health issues or who are sick of being laughed at because they have to vigorously wipe down every machine they use just because they enjoy being the receptive partner in unprotected anal sex like geeze let them have their space you judgful jerks.
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cumshitter posted:Gyms are genuinely intimidating to people who are obese and finally addressing their health issues or who are sick of being laughed at because they have to vigorously wipe down every machine they use just because they enjoy being the receptive partner in unprotected anal sex like geeze let them have their space you judgful jerks. Just use a plug homie. Problem solved.
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The name is cumshitter, not cumcompacter
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AITA for making an offensive joke about poor people? Kind of arbitrary, but I just feel the need to point out here I'm not even rich myself. So, my friends and I were on a groupchat. The topic mostly revolved around Mallory, let's call her, who we just added to the group a few days ago. Her dad's super rich and whatnot, so we were mostly asking about that. She seemed okay with it. I asked, 'so what does a rich person do for fun'. She started listing everything. One thing she listed was pheasant shooting. I just replied with '*peasant shooting, fixed that for you'. Obviously this was a pun on her being rich. I, and everyone else, thought it was pretty funny. but Mallory got upset and left the groupchat. Am I in the wrong here?
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cumshitter posted:Gyms are genuinely intimidating to people who are obese and finally addressing their health issues or who are sick of being laughed at because they have to vigorously wipe down every machine they use just because they enjoy being the receptive partner in unprotected anal sex like geeze let them have their space you judgful jerks. What if being yelled at by disrespectful meatheads is my kink?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for making an offensive joke about poor people? Lol
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for making an offensive joke about poor people? Thank god you didn't tell Mallory who poor people like to shoot back at
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My (31F) prank on my husband (33M) went South. How do we get past it? Recently, I've been occasionally popping out of hiding and and scaring/startling my husband. We both find it hilarious. Two days ago, I came home and realized he was in his office with the door open. I decided to take the opportunity to sneak in and scare him. I dropped to the ground in the hallway and slowly and silently army crawled into the room towards his chair. It was hard not to giggle. He was completely oblivious to my presence. I was going to grab his ankle with my bony little hand like the Crypt Keeper and scare the poo poo out of him. I get within distance and slowly reach my hand out to grab his ankle. Then I realize he's masturbating. I just totally froze and felt a mixture of horror and and panic. I decide to slowly back up and reverse crawl out of the room. Before I can move, he looks down. He looks down and sees his wife on the ground at his feet, not moving, with her hand outstretched to grab his ankle. We just loving stared at each other. I'm an open book but my husband is very private about sexual matters and has seemed super embarrassed and uncomfortable since this happened. He has been quiet and blushing like a maiden when I try to meet his eye. We haven't talked about it. Should I broach it and apologize? If so, how should I go about it without embarrassing him further? Or should we never speak of it? TL;DR I (31F) failed spectacularly at pranking my husband (33M) and have caused him some embarrassment. Should I try to talk with him about it (how?) or pretend it never happened?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for making an offensive joke about poor people? Well, no because eat the rich. Yes because there's no way someone with a group chat was making a History of the World, Part 1 reference.
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You were about to perform a prank a human being would actually enjoy, froze up, and left your husband to prank himself. Of course hes upset
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Barudak posted:You were about to perform a prank a human being would actually enjoy, froze up, and left your husband to prank himself. Of course hes upset Yeah but he was already enjoying a bony claw, he didn't need hers
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