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inner thigh stuff is my jam in an entirely non-sexual way. they’re tense all the time and it feels so goddamn good for them to let go for a bit e: there’s some massage places that will give you some thin, loose-fitting pants and shirt to wear so you can get out of your street clothes and they can still get your legs and butt and stuff without you feeling so exposed. i like that. it’s mostly thai-style massage i think because that’s lots of deep pressure and stretching and doesnmt require oil/lotion Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Mar 6, 2019 |
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these conversations about planet fitness and outback have really pulled the curtain back on how spoiled and classist the denizens of this thread are, lol
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planet fitness makes a clear and overt effort to tell Gym People to gently caress off and i love it it’s the irl version of Average Joes from Dodgeball
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couple pages back but still lollin that goons think where you take you date to eat has to be "original"
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I'm a pretty off-kilter, random guy and my dining choices reflect my unique sense of quirk
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so the frozen white castles blended into instant grits then? same pal
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Vim Fuego posted:Do you people know that:
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If you're going to make the effort to go to a restaurant, at least choose something that isn't bland as gently caress. If you want trash, get fast food. If you want a meal, take the time to find a decent place that isn't a chain.
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Dazerbeams posted:If you're going to make the effort to go to a restaurant, at least choose something that isn't bland as gently caress. If you want trash, get fast food. If you want a meal, take the time to find a decent place that isn't a chain. I want trash and alcohol goddammit. Fast food doesn't give me that
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duck trucker posted:I want trash and alcohol goddammit. Fast food doesn't give me that Get take out and a 6 pack and eat at home.
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"If you don't live in a major city with great local restaurants, just take your date to McDonald's because all you want to eat is trash" is a scorching hot take.
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Dazerbeams posted:If you're going to make the effort to go to a restaurant, at least choose something that isn't bland as gently caress. If you want trash, get fast food. If you want a meal, take the time to find a decent place that isn't a chain. lmfao this guy definitely doesnt even own a television
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thank you for bravely defending Outback Steakhouse from some goons' snarky takes but could you please tell me what small town you live in that has no (0) local restaurants.
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talking poo poo about about people for their diet is pure distilled basicness, it's like all basic bitches talk about
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I remember the day when my hometown of The Plains, population 266, got its first local mom n' pop diner. Finally we'd "made it", gone were the days of eating the same ol' same ol' from our plain old small-town Outback Steakhouse and Burger King and Bonefish Grill My (22M) friend (24F) is being forced to marry a family friend (35M) that she hates. What advice can you guys give her? quote:So my friend got a call from her mum today basically telling her that she arranged for her to marry a family friend. The guy is rather successful as his family owns a hotel and a couple restaurants, and has been in love with my friend for years.
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The amount of people that get so loving mad about chain/normal restaurants is both hilarious and sad. Local restaurants are usually better, but can suck too. If you think Outback is the best place ever you probably need to expand your horizons a bit (hell, there are way better chain steak places out there), but people that "don't do chain restaurants" are almost always unbearable.
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Jimbozig posted:Just get pho. Everyone likes pho. It's inexpensive without seeming cheap. Perfect 1st date food. yeah i did this once as a first date, girl had never heard of pho. there was not a second date lol
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:thank you for bravely defending Outback Steakhouse from some goons' snarky takes but could you please tell me what small town you live in that has no (0) local restaurants. Just because a restaurant is local doesn't mean it can't still be trash. I grew up in a small town that had 3 restaurants but none of them are any better than the average Outback.
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duck trucker posted:Just because a restaurant is local doesn't mean it can't still be trash. oh yeah absolutely I just love it when people ITT start trying to prove how like authentic salt-of-the-earth Real American they are by making up absolutely wild poo poo about how they assume people who don't live in a nice suburb and work on computers for a living must live
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WIBTA for embarrassing my cousin for masturbating in my bedquote:Sometimes my(15f) cousins come over to visit , and they stay at our house. I let my male cousin(15m) take my bed and I sleep downstairs on the couch with my female cousin. And then it gets all reddity, and Shitler the moderator has to step in quote:Shitler
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r/McDonalds So MAD. Can't order a McDouble Cheeseburger with NO CHEESE. Forced to pay $2 more. (Fort McMurray, Canada) Worst. Policy. Ever. u/obidunn quote:So it's bad enough that the local McDonald's owner has bumped prices of just about all combos and breakfasts. In some cases a combo increased by over $3. The only saving grace at my local store (Stony Creek) are the Junior Chicken and McDouble Cheeseburger combos that are nicely priced at $5.00 (before tax or add-ons). If you want a quick fix then McDonald's has something you can just munch on. The only problem is that I don't like cheese on my burgers and I have ordered McDouble Cheeseburger (Plain with no cheese) probably about a dozen times. I went into the store today and they refused to serve it to me. They said I had to order every item separately (because there is supposedly no McDouble combo) and the result was over $2.00 in the difference. Absolutely ridiculous. I was expected to pay $2.00 more to get less of something because they were "not allowed by the owner" to modify one of their "specialty" sandwiches. Blatant attempt to just steal my money and I will never go to a McDonald's again because of the way my local stores are just nickel and dime-ing every person. Not too mention it is probably the slowest store I have ever been in. (Full order was McDouble Cheeseburge Combo - Plain, No Cheese, upgrade fries, gravy, medium coke compared to McDouble Plain, Large Fries, gravy, medium coke).
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hawowanlawow posted:these conversations about planet fitness and outback have really pulled the curtain back on how spoiled and classist the denizens of this thread are, lol if you don't ardently defend the lowest-quality, profit seeking, mass market cheapest option you must hate poor people CheesyDog posted:r/McDonalds OP, you have two options; leave your subarctic tar hellhole, or cut into your Truck Nutz-and-Bud Light budget
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A modern twist on an old classic: WIBTA (Will I be the rear end in a top hat) for asking my pregnant gf for a dna test? quote:I’m freaking out. Totally unplanned pregnancy. Gf and I have an open relationship. It’s definitely possible that it’s not my kid. She said she tracks her cycle and knows it’s my baby. Whatever that means.
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Vim Fuego posted:WIBTA for embarrassing my cousin for masturbating in my bed r/relationships: Shitlers against revenge cumming A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Mar 6, 2019 |
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CheesyDog posted:r/McDonalds This post was made by Randy from TPB
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CheesyDog posted:I will never go to a McDonald's again LOL yeah sure
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Anne Whateley posted:Duh. I didn't want it to stop (it does feel good, bro), I was just surprised she wanted to get all up in there Fair enough!
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Mameluke posted:if you don't ardently defend the lowest-quality, profit seeking, mass market cheapest option you must hate poor people angry_goon_bad_faith_argument.txt
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r/relationship_advice Old lady (51)& Husband (51) HELP me deal with inlaws. PLEASE! u/InlawOutsider quote:Newbie to Reddit as of about an hour ago. I read the things on the right of my screen but couldn't find the community rules so if this isn't allowed let me know and I'll delete. Here's a post I created a few minutes ago and my inlaw question is at the bottom. Thank you for ANY advice.
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$5 for a mcdouble is goddamn thievery
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hawowanlawow posted:angry_goon_bad_faith_argument.txt hawowanlawow posted:these conversations about planet fitness and outback have really pulled the curtain back on how spoiled and classist the denizens of this thread are, lol 
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go back and read the poo poo
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Rubellavator posted:$5 for a mcdouble is goddamn thievery I can't imagine anyone being dumb enough to say 'no, do not let someone remove the cheese'. Cheese is probably the most expensive thing on that item given how cheapass and filler loaded mcd's beef is.
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Why doesn't she put some butter and parmesan on the noodles instead? Not that hard to just not put sauce on it. Super curious about her picky eating.
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Perhaps he should order a hamburger instead of a cheeseburger with no cheese.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:r/relationships: Shitlers against revenge cumming im a proud member of SHARC
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Scathach posted:Why doesn't she put some butter and parmesan on the noodles instead? Not that hard to just not put sauce on it. That's the only part of that post I'm defending though, lady has issues. e: I have never made it eaten spaghetti with salad. Who thinks that's some kind of inviolable pairing? Eat the homemade bread you weirdo. Splicer fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Mar 6, 2019 |
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