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MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Only 9.99 a month and you can get this every week, y'all

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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
its probably pretty easy to yell at a navy seal if you are 7 feet tall or just in general as a professional athlete since they can't actually hit you. only joey crawford is allowed to do that

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

chunkles posted:

its probably pretty easy to yell at a navy seal if you are 7 feet tall or just in general as a professional athlete since they can't actually hit you. only joey crawford is allowed to do that

Also the refs should be strapped

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Jay Glazer gonna get sued by PFTCommenter for gimmick infringement.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Could we have drone referees?

Failing that, could we strike Joey Crawford with a drone?

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
That poo poo legitimately sounds like the kind of stuff my friends and I would come up with making up sports leagues in 5th grade, jesus

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I suppose we were eventually gonna move past that "the troops could form a team and dominate the NFL" tweet into something more ridiculous, and I'm just glad to finally see what it was.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/1104172194555408388
lol

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

also lol

https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1104081895292321792?s=19

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Also also lol

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1104107784373719040?s=19

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Weird to talk about your big smart brain while not proofreading your tweet

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
heh

president of stool

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007

Spoeank posted:

Weird to talk about your big smart brain while not proofreading your tweet

No no. He wants to hook his brain up and have the debate at a neural site. Over the neural network.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Using flawless logic to prove that it’s good to sexually harass your employees

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i remember when fake internet tough guys used to threaten to fight people

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Mahoning posted:

No no. He wants to hook his brain up and have the debate at a neural site. Over the neural network.

dave portnoy is a learning computer that only had access to early to mid 00s sports/cheesecake blogs

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

R.D. Mangles posted:

i remember when fake internet tough guys used to threaten to fight people

What's with the maga chud obsession with "debate me"

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


ElwoodCuse posted:

What's with the maga chud obsession with "debate me"

say what you will about tenets of meeting in temecula but at least it's an ethos, dude

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

ElwoodCuse posted:

What's with the maga chud obsession with "debate me"

fascism is based on a thin veneer of civility masking the inherent violence of fascist ideas

basically it’s a generation of people raised on Rationality thinking they can dominate opponents in a debate and validate their worldview to an audience based on their demeanor rather than their stupid fuckin ideas, and this has spread to apolitical spheres as well

portnoy thinks he’s going to be up against a shrieking liberal hivemind that has no concrete ideology behind what they do and as such isn’t prepared for debate; it’s all the same tough guy bravado schtick but with an intellectual twist for people who don’t have a taste for violence

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

“We at Barstool have a completely healthy relationship with women and the opportunities they’re provided within our company”

*plays episode of Call Her Daddy*

clean ayers act
Aug 13, 2007

How do I shot puck!?
I don't really follow the NBA but i thought it was kind of weird to see an article in the Athletic trashing the Warriors play by play guy :
https://theathletic.com/854683/2019...bob-fitzgerald/

Is he really that bad?

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
He's the worst

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

clean ayers act posted:

I don't really follow the NBA but i thought it was kind of weird to see an article in the Athletic trashing the Warriors play by play guy :
https://theathletic.com/854683/2019...bob-fitzgerald/

Is he really that bad?

Yes.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Bob Fitzgerald is the worst PBP guy in the entirety of sports. Yes, worse than the guy you're thinking of. Just abject trash.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1104564929468813312?s=19

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


:ughh:

Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006
https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/788928211929427968?s=21

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
If only Twitter had existed in 2001, he could have tweeted that on 9/11.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

FMguru posted:

If only Twitter had existed in 2001, he could have tweeted that on 9/11.
Actually this was his response to Two Girls One Cup.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

why do people hate this man

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Does he have open DM's? Because I'm thinking of a hypothetical where if you asked him about the potential future endorsement prospects for your newborn baby if you named them entirely after a famous athlete, and you wanted hard numbers, you'd probably get him to bite.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
He might but he's also a sensitive baby who blocks tons of people

Speaking of newborn babies he once talked about registering email accounts and whatnot for his newborn baby so that she would have the original versions of them

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Spoeank posted:

Bob Fitzgerald is the worst PBP guy in the entirety of sports. Yes, worse than the guy you're thinking of. Just abject trash.

I learned, or relearned tonight that the suns have a pbp guy who talks in the most pure distillation of 'sports announcer' you could imagine. Any half assed impression of a sports announcer, this guy has it

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Crazy Ted posted:

Does he have open DM's? Because I'm thinking of a hypothetical where if you asked him about the potential future endorsement prospects for your newborn baby if you named them entirely after a famous athlete, and you wanted hard numbers, you'd probably get him to bite.

I would love to pitch him various ideas from Nathan for You and see how many he likes.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

R.D. Mangles posted:

i remember when fake internet tough guys used to threaten to fight people

I long for a summer day in Temecula.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

okay THIS is the worst sentence i've read all week.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lmao

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch


“zach? zach? hey, zach it’s bill. listen, love your article, had a few notes-“

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
https://deadspin.com/elena-bergeron-stepped-down-at-sb-nation-amid-questions-1833203509

Well this is...interesting.

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MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

I can't believe he's still making them do this haha

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