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sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


the dice thread

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Loky11
Dec 12, 2006

Pull on the new flesh like borrowed gloves and burn your fingers once again

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Soiled Meat
Nice face

for catching these dice

idiot

Signed, the antisocial dice thrower

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Hey remember Street Sharks

how could they possibly me more lame?


Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
What the gently caress is a spindown or whatever die and dice towers and why should I care? Remember to include an introductio n and conclusion restating your thesis and three supporting paragraphs.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

What the gently caress is a spindown or whatever die and dice towers and why should I care? Remember to include an introductio n and conclusion restating your thesis and three supporting paragraphs.

Of all the Fury Road smilies we have, we DON'T have the one of Max saying 'that's bait'?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

What the gently caress is a spindown or whatever die and dice towers and why should I care? Remember to include an introductio n and conclusion restating your thesis and three supporting paragraphs.

my favorite spindown dice are made of meat, find out more at meatspin dot come

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

The Bloop posted:

Hey remember Street Sharks

how could they possibly me more lame?

Those are fighting words

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

my favorite spindown dice are made of meat, find out more at meatspin dot come

Please tell me that's not a typo. Someone needs to buy meatspin.come if it doesn't already exist

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

What the gently caress is a spindown or whatever die and dice towers and why should I care? Remember to include an introductio n and conclusion restating your thesis and three supporting paragraphs.

i saw a die once with six sides

another time I saw one with ten

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

He rolled a 3.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Soiled Meat
Watch my dice kata

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

DandyLion posted:

Well sure, but I'm talking about dice users who aren't socially awkward (you know, the real 1%).

Nobody does this with RPGs. If you're not a brand new player you have your own dice because you don't always play with the same people, not everyone has the right dice for every kind of character, and because only dipshits show up to the first session without the materials to play the game. It'd be on the same level as showing up without paper or a character sheet.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Nobody does this with RPGs. If you're not a brand new player you have your own dice because you don't always play with the same people, not everyone has the right dice for every kind of character, and because only dipshits show up to the first session without the materials to play the game. It'd be on the same level as showing up without paper or a character sheet.

I used to go play games down at a variety of local shops and every other roll was borrowing dice from folks all around the table to muster the set you needed for a specific roll. Only once in my life has someone refused to let other roll their dice.

Not to mention its pretty obviously fishy....

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

DandyLion posted:

...

Not to mention its pretty obviously fishy....

I'm saying most people, ime, aren't in the habit of sharing dice because they don't need to, not that people routinely refuse.

I've never played games at shops. I'm sure that's different, in no small part because not everyone is a regular player.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Bad Munki posted:

I will never forget.


Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Blue Footed Booby posted:

It'd be on the same level as showing up without paper or a character sheet.

Pretty sure this is the majority of players now, who just show up to the D&D drop in game nights at game stores. Hard to believe people dont want to devote hours a day for months at a time to sitting at a table with human trashmen.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002


Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.
When a friend keeps recommending a book you don't want to read

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Gripweed posted:

When a friend keeps recommending a book you don't want to read



If I'm seeing what I think I am, that is amazing.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Shifty Nipples posted:

If I'm seeing what I think I am, that is amazing.

You are. It is a giant hand forcing it's way in through the door to tell people about the good word whether they want to hear it or not.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Gripweed posted:

When a friend keeps recommending a book you don't want to read



Whoever owns this room could stand to read a book

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



dice are unnecessary, everything has a 50% chance of happening, either it happens or it doesnt.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

The Bloop posted:

Hey remember Street Sharks

how could they possibly me more lame?

Um excuse me I have it on pretty good authority that the Street Sharks are, in fact, jawesome.

NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003


can't tell if ironic or sincere

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

NyetscapeNavigator posted:

can't tell if ironic or sincere

Irony is dead, everything is 100% serious now.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


:eyepop:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.





I lold

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




thespaceinvader posted:

Of all the Fury Road smilies we have, we DON'T have the one of Max saying 'that's bait'?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



bike tory posted:

This gets memed a lot but it's actually an administrative nightmare for Croatia, and BiH were the ones who drew up the borders anyway~

How is it a nightmare, isn't it basically the bit that was under Venetian control and that's why it's all close to the sea

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

woe be to the poor Croatians, having to administer the notoriously rowdy and unstable Dalmatians

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

:vince:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Alaois posted:

woe be to the poor Croatians, having to administer the notoriously rowdy and unstable Dalmatians


Imagining some insanely racist Croat general or something going off and calling them dalmatian dogs and every time his pet dalmatian (dog) looks up in disappointment and he has to sheepishly apologize not you

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
"All right! Keep the little beasts! Do what you like with them. Drown them, for all I care. You're a fool, Anita Croatia! I have no use for fools. You're fired, you're finished, you'll never work in fashion again! I'm through with all of you! I'll get even! Just wait. You'll be sorry. You fools! You IDIOTS!" - Bosnia probably

Loky11
Dec 12, 2006

Pull on the new flesh like borrowed gloves and burn your fingers once again

NyetscapeNavigator posted:

can't tell if ironic or sincere

gatekeeping vaping

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.
https://twitter.com/SBSNews/status/1104162379703689222

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

I’ve seen the Bee Movie pic a few times and never gotten it. What’s the joke?

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Blind Rasputin posted:

I’ve seen the Bee Movie pic a few times and never gotten it. What’s the joke?

its a movie where macauley caulkin dies from bee stings

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