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Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


Blind Rasputin posted:

I’ve seen the Bee Movie pic a few times and never gotten it. What’s the joke?

He gets dead off bees at the end. It’s fun!

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Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Oh geez. I knew that, but thought it was a joke about how both male protagonists seek to court a girl who is largely emotionally unavailable to them.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Blind Rasputin posted:

I’ve seen the Bee Movie pic a few times and never gotten it. What’s the joke?

He's not wearing glasses in the poster but he can't see without his glasses

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Blind Rasputin posted:

Oh geez. I knew that, but thought it was a joke about how both male protagonists seek to court a girl who is largely emotionally unavailable to them.

Hilarious!

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Alaois posted:

its a movie where macauley caulkin dies from bee stings

Bees? Really? I didn't go to a lot of movies in the 90s, and I'm glad to say that was the right decision.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Milo and POTUS posted:

Imagining some insanely racist Croat general or something going off and calling them dalmatian dogs and every time his pet dalmatian (dog) looks up in disappointment and he has to sheepishly apologize not you

lmao

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Blind Rasputin posted:

Oh geez. I knew that, but thought it was a joke about how both male protagonists seek to court a girl who is largely emotionally unavailable to them.

Sometimes it’s ok to just take a joke at face value and not try to create some weird narrative.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Don't be such a buzz kill.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Captain Splendid posted:

He's not wearing glasses in the poster but he can't see without his glasses

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

gleebster posted:

Bees? Really? I didn't go to a lot of movies in the 90s, and I'm glad to say that was the right decision.

I mean, its established in the film that Mac's character is allergic to bees, and throughout the movie he does petty, destructive things to various bee related stuff around the town. Dan Akroyd, who plays the girls dad, goes on a rant about how humans are encroaching on nature and that nature will fight back, kinda like Jeff Goldblum in Jurrassic Park. Jamie Lee Curtis plays his girlfriend and she warns him about his cynicism saying that the universe will punish him for it and you're supposed to think that his daughter gets killed by bees so when Mac does it's like one of the best plot twists of that era of cinema.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Shrapnig posted:

Sometimes it’s ok to just take a joke at face value and not try to create some weird narrative.

This needs to be posted in every thread of these forums.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

Shrapnig posted:

Sometimes it’s ok to just take a joke at face value and not try to create some weird narrative.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Shrapnig posted:

Sometimes it’s ok to just take a joke at face value and not try to create some weird narrative.

Ahem, what forums do you think you're on, exactly?

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
I guess Trump is advertising electronics now

Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord
https://twitter.com/ChazAltitude/status/1104159975465578496

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


That couch joke is one of the best moments in television history. Danny devito is just completely off the rails in iasip, it's amazing.


3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Blind Rasputin posted:

Oh geez. I knew that, but thought it was a joke about how both male protagonists seek to court a girl who is largely emotionally unavailable to them.

Don't feel bad. I'd actually seen Lorenzo's Oil but still didn't spot the joke in that Simon Pegg and Simon Pegg's Fat Friend movie with the alien.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Jerry Cotton posted:

Don't feel bad. I'd actually seen Lorenzo's Oil but still didn't spot the joke in that Simon Pegg and Simon Pegg's Fat Friend movie with the alien.

Oh gently caress you. Nick Frost is a treasure.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Captain Splendid posted:

He's not wearing glasses in the poster but he can't see without his glasses

Where he's going, he won't need eyes to see.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

mng posted:

Oh gently caress you. Nick Frost is a treasure.

That movie, on the other hand, is not.

It's whatever the opposite of a treasure is.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

It's alright I guess.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

mng posted:

Oh gently caress you. Nick Frost is a treasure.

Haha

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Iunno I think maybe the pcp has something to do with it as well

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Dudes living his best life, let him be.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



It’s twice a month every two months

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Foreverially living in the attic with permanent brewery intestines.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

this is bait to trick people into putting yeast up their rear end. nice try big bakery.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Don't tell TCC

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

That Drunken Bakers comic sure makes a lot more sense now.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


:laffo:in out loud in IRL life.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



I, um...


I don't get it.

:eng99:

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Jerry Cotton posted:

:laffo:in out loud in IRL life.

Yup, same.

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
I think the joke is imagining whatever long and meandering argument goes from hipster girl fade to the written works of Lenin

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I want das kapital shaven into my neck

Barber: say no more fam *fades*

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