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BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



The fact that he was not instantly struck down by lightning for doing so, should be evidence enough as to the false nature of Christianity. Thor wouldn't have stood for something like this!!!!

Edit: THIS IS IN RELATION TO TRUMP SIGNING BIBLES SINCE https://forums.somethingawful.com DOESN'T WARN YOU WHEN YOU START A NEW PAGE.

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golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

They do and they're called Academi.

Academi was their name when they were acquired by Triple Canopy (Constellis Group)

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Arc Light posted:

Washington Post: President Trump autographed Bibles for survivors of the Alabama tornado outbreak

At the request of the fine people of Alabama, mind you.

America's lord and savior.

Yeah, that's a thing. Presidents and politicians sign bibles all the time, the South likes it.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

not caring here posted:

Oh fuckin' come on, it's literally the first loving commandment.

Other than the "no gays" part of..corinitians? theres a lot of the bible that a lot of really vocal people just dont have time for.

Edit: if they did they would pay way more attention to the love they neighbor and cast the first stone bits.

Stravag fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Mar 9, 2019

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Stravag posted:

Other than the "no gays" part of..corinitians? theres a lot of the bible that a lot of really vocal people just dont have time for.

Edit: if they did they would pay way more attention to the love they neighbor and cast the first stone bits.

I burn a bull, ram and 7 lambs every year because im gay

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1103458324421459968?s=21

BIGLY normal.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





nz police going for the tone deaf tweet of the year award

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

nz police going for the tone deaf tweet of the year award



Holy fuuuuuck

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009


Wouldnt you just....leave out the second half of that statement? Hurray she was put in a position of authority! What authority? Ummmmmm have we told you about our flag referendum lately?

CMD598
Apr 12, 2013

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

They do and they're called Academi.

That's old news. Like years old.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Stravag posted:

Wouldnt you just....leave out the second half of that statement? Hurray she was put in a position of authority! What authority? Ummmmmm have we told you about our flag referendum lately?

Someone's social media intern just learned that it isn't the same as their own job title.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

CMD598 posted:

That's old news. Like years old.

Well you guys just shut up then

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

nz police going for the tone deaf tweet of the year award



Hahaha- oh poo poo I made myself sad. It's like that tweet about hiring more women guards except real.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

nz police going for the tone deaf tweet of the year award



So they let the children stay with a parent at least

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Reign Of Pain posted:

So they let the children stay with a parent at least

:drat:

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


https://twitter.com/DanielSchulman/status/1104345917182918657?s=20

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Lmao

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009
From the ski/snowboard thread:

spwrozek posted:

Don't worry guys, you can have a real job as a venture capitalist in Vail too.

https://www.vaildaily.com/opinion/kraus-how-to-have-a-real-job-in-vail-column/

Don't forget to eat the rich

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
A rub and tug madam providing access to the president. Ah huh.

Well, I'd want a warm towel wipe down after touching that slimey gently caress, so it seems appropriate.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
What are we up to now, 4 or 5 Hardings worth of corruption?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Megahardings

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Finally, state-sanctioned violence I can get behind.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Finally, state-sanctioned violence I can get behind.



:flashfap:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Finally, state-sanctioned violence I can get behind.



We found AOC's surgeon general

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Stravag posted:

Other than the "no gays" part of..corinitians? theres a lot of the bible that a lot of really vocal people just dont have time for.

Edit: if they did they would pay way more attention to the love they neighbor and cast the first stone bits.

Are you not aware that the 10 Commandments is a specific thing, and not just that there are 10 rules scattered throughout the bible?

Edit: I still want to know who the alleged bigger fish in that prostitution sting is. :mad:

Godholio fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Mar 9, 2019

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
There is an element that believes they are actually without sin so stand by for stone casting

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Godholio posted:

Are you not aware that the 10 Commandments is a specific thing, and not just that there are 10 rules scattered throughout the bible?

Edit: I still want to know who the alleged bigger fish in that prostitution sting is. :mad:

He's literally saying that they don't give a poo poo about the commandments and care much more about homosexuals. He's not wrong.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Milo and POTUS posted:

He's literally saying that they don't give a poo poo about the commandments and care much more about homosexuals. He's not wrong.

Yes this. I went to a catholic school for a while im painfully aware that the 10 commandments are a thing.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Milo and POTUS posted:

He's literally saying that they don't give a poo poo about the commandments and care much more about homosexuals. He's not wrong.

That's what I thought, but the phrasing was odd.

But yeah, I agree.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/AbbyWestNYC/status/1104398872351264769?s=19

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
Oh my god this entire thread

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1104405705795256320?s=19

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002




gently caress Schultz. Seriously, he was respectable in his running of Starbucks but this campaign is loving stupid and tone-deaf just like most of his ilk.

Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016


DoktorLoken posted:

gently caress Schultz. Seriously, he was respectable in his running of Starbucks but this campaign is loving stupid and tone-deaf just like most of his ilk.

Just goes to show how much even spectacular success is down to dumb fuckin' luck, and how little skill in any one area transfers to other areas.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Did my taxes today. Got money back last year, owed a bunch this year. But it’s all worth it in knowing that some CHUD billionaire welfare king got to buy another house in the Hamptons this year!

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009


How is that not covered already in consent laws? They even admitted to it according to that article. Is it normal to drop charges in circumstances like these?

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Did my taxes today. Got money back last year, owed a bunch this year. But it’s all worth it in knowing that some CHUD billionaire welfare king got to buy another house in the Hamptons this year!

But they're job creators man. Trickle down economics totally works.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Did my taxes today. Got money back last year, owed a bunch this year. But it’s all worth it in knowing that some CHUD billionaire welfare king got to buy another house in the Hamptons this year!

He’s busy working on creating a job for you.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

DoktorLoken posted:

gently caress Schultz. Seriously, he was respectable in his running of Starbucks but this campaign is loving stupid and tone-deaf just like most of his ilk.

Schultz is the embodiment of "we need to get rid of Trump and only Trump so that things can go back to normal but also I'm not too bothered if Trump wins again".

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Stravag posted:

How is that not covered already in consent laws? They even admitted to it according to that article. Is it normal to drop charges in circumstances like these?


From what I read, and I am not a lawyer, it wasn't against the law in the first place. As hosed up as that is, you can't bring charges against them. A key tenant of our justice system is that the law must be recorded prior to the crime. Otherwise (based on half remembered criminal justice classes from 10 years ago) we would be know better than the English, who had a habit of prosecuting people for things that weren't a crime at the time.

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