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J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

- I'm sitting here as a wrestling fan... as a fan of sports entertainment.
- There we go, you saved it.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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That DICK! posted:

They’re mirroring the Daniel Bryan rise against Daniel Bryan himself, even aligning him with the dastardly Vince mcmahon. Wake up, nerds....

Can't wait for Kofi to occupy Raw.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Good lord Ali :gonk:

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


Okay that dropkick was hot sex

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

WatermelonGun posted:

what the gently caress did we, kevin, kofi, and mustafa deserve to get this match no one cares about

None of them are Kofi.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Prince Ali glorious is he now he’s saying ow ow

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

holy poo poo

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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That was Scott Hall Stunner levels of selling there.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Whats all left after this? Shield vs Baron Corbin's team of stupid idiots and Becky vs Charlotte?

Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

WatermelonGun posted:

what the gently caress did we, kevin, kofi, and mustafa deserve to get this match no one cares about

I don't understand how this was a better option than The New Day vs. The Planeteers over a title shot for Kofi at WrestleMania.

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


Watch Along is debating if it's okay to say "wanker" on TV

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Your Taint posted:

Why do you hate yourself?

'97 WCW is fantastic! Awesome lucha matches, the cruiserweights are great, and the main event scene is still silly fun stuff like Sting flying away from the nWo. Even the bad Glacier feud is amusing in a wrestlecrap kind of way.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Bryan has a tattoo outline on his left arm it looks like?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Dango Bango posted:

*immediate cannonball to the head*

goddamnit I know! :argh:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

This is one of the few good storylines going on and you stinkers can’t help but stink.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Shrimpy posted:

I don't understand how this was a better option than The New Day vs. The Planeteers over a title shot for Kofi at WrestleMania.

poo poo, Harper even just came back a few days ago so they could've done an even 3 vs 3.

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

That DICK! posted:

This is one of the few good storylines going on and you stinkers can’t help but stink.

we're all marks

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

That DICK! posted:

This is one of the few good storylines going on and you stinkers cant help but stink.

No one that watches these PPVs like watching them, really.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


BGrifter posted:

WCW is fantastic!

:agreed:

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

he stole Brie Bella's move

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
imo they should have new day feud with usos so that after wm everyone in the new day has a belt

Alakaiser
Jan 3, 2007

And the Lord Josh said, "Blessed are those cast away by Belichick, theirs is the kingdom of Denver." (Tebow 1:25)
The crowd is fairly hot for this match despite their best efforts not to be.

And then in any break in the action they’re right back to the boos.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Daniel Bryan's chest looks like an end boss' flashing weak spot.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Silly Burrito posted:

Daniel Bryan's chest looks like an end boss' flashing weak spot.

It's a fake weak point to distract from everything north of that.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

I subscribe to the WCW Network and they give me bad shows like Fastlane for free.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

That's not a standing Spanish Fly!

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


Why did he do an inverted hurricanrana owwwww

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

"Daniel Bryan would be furious to know his chest looks like processed meat" is a fantastic line

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
wow ali you're pretty cool

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

I like the C4

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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gatdamn that looked painful

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Reminder: Ali quit being a cop because he couldn't stop them from being racist/terrible people.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Wise Fwom Yo Gwave posted:

Why did he do an inverted hurricanrana owwwww

I kinda wish wwe would ban it given it gets no reaction and is super dangerous for no real reaction.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
This match is awesome. It'll suck when it gets ruined by a Kofi run in finish.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

DarkstarIV posted:

Reminder: Ali quit being a cop because he couldn't stop them from being racist/terrible people.

it's like going into the wwe trying to make it make sense

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

BGrifter posted:

This match is awesome. It'll suck when it gets ruined by a Kofi run in finish.

What? That would be awesome

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

BGrifter posted:

This match is awesome. It'll suck when it gets ruined by a Kofi run in finish.

I assume Ali got inserted so Owens doesn't have to eat the pin or submission.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

DarkstarIV posted:

Reminder: Ali quit being a cop because he couldn't stop them from being racist/terrible people.

Kayfabe.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

DarkstarIV posted:

Reminder: Ali quit being a cop because he couldn't stop them from being racist/terrible people.

LMAO, imagine actually believing you can do anything about that. I thought you get brain damage after you wrestle, not before.

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY gently caress THAT SPOT

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