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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Casimir Radon posted:

What kind of crazy person would expect a little progress in 150 years?

With that ForeverWar is not an apt description of Afghanistan tweet from earlier this week, Republicans

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

This is exactly why he et al make a poor topic for comedians because that is.... way funnier than most of the poo poo people come up with. Like nobody does a better trump.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

"We're not racist, we're not racist!" Says the man slowly growing a white hood and white robes.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Nick Soapdish posted:

How loving dumb is everyone associated with this administration?

Just following the leader.

https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/1104849970308530176

quote:

“Republican donors in attendance called it one of Trump's weirdest lies ever.”

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I can't stop laughing at this poo poo

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

What’s it like to be so pathologically incapable of admitting you made even the most minor of mistakes?

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Freudian slips and brain farts happen to everyone. We're all human. And it's silly when critics jump all over them as if they mean anything at all. Obama spoke carefully and filled the dead air with "UM" and "UH" and people still jumped all over him for that.

But this dude. This dude eats his own poop.

(redacted) America elected their own (redacted) President.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

This is even wierder. So CEO's marry their company and take on their last name in the latino naming convention? I guess that explains when CEOs leave they take half of the networth with them.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Victor Vermis posted:

(redacted) America elected their own (redacted) President.

Don't.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
https://twitter.com/thetomzone/status/1104883807575003137?s=21

Surprise Tucker Carlson is a creep!

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

Milo and POTUS posted:

I can't stop laughing at this poo poo

Me too. Wish I could stop laughing. My eyes are full of tears, my mouth is full of blood.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Bow-tie wearing conservative thinks statutory rape is BS? Why, I never!

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Yes, the Brothers Carlson are both douchey idiots. If you thought "Tucker" was a dumb name then realize that his brother is named "Buckley", and guess why?

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
What's so bad about that?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


They named their loving kid after William F. Buckley Jr.

Buckley is a poo poo name as it is.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

LongDarkNight posted:

What's so bad about that?

Post/avatar combo.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Sorry about your doofy name, bro

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Slim Pickens posted:

Sorry about your doofy name, bro

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Slim Pickens posted:

Sorry about your doofy name, bro

Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009

This is what a real life political cartoon would look like
https://twitter.com/canuckuk/status/1104691052282302465?s=19

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

Stellar Curiosity posted:

This is what a real life political cartoon would look like
https://twitter.com/canuckuk/status/1104691052282302465?s=19

How can his hair look like a cap?

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/PeteButtigieg/status/1104914229868617728

<3 Mayor Pete

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

As Nero Danced posted:

How can his hair look like a cap?

He has about ten hairs left on his head, they're all like three feet long and glued in place so you get that hair helmet look and his goofy hosed up sweep effect.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

pete buttgiggles owns

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

pete buttgiggles owns

I am realistic that his chances of actually becoming the nominee is a moon shot. I just would love to see a millennial, married gay man who is the mayor of an Indiana town and Navy veteran be on TV for the debates to show that even thought the midwest sucks hard but there are a few bright spots.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Mayor Pete isn't running for President, he's running for Vice President. He has no other possible platforms to advance to due to his state. As much as it would be cool and good for him to get the big chair, I think he'll have to settle for the runner up prize unless he can get some serious support.

Can you imagine how awkward Pence would be in the VP debate?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

idk hes competing with beto for that veep spot



bernie does have a legit chance though. If he does get the nom then I don't see any chance of him picking a dude as vp.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

idk hes competing with beto for that veep spot



bernie does have a legit chance though. If he does get the nom then I don't see any chance of him picking a dude as vp.

He's picking Kamala Harris to be woke.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


ScottyJSno posted:

Buttigieg asked if Pence would be better than Trump



:lol:

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
The DNC will go turbo dumb and tank Bernie then blame millenials when the Harris/Beto ticket loses after they don't bother campaigning or get out the vote efforts in rural areas. Search your heart you know this truth, Namaste

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Bernie is good and all but are you willing to risk him dying in office? It's a distinct possibility and I'd much rather have someone who can serve 8 years.

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
I was a major Bernie backer in 2015, but I really want him to be running this time only to shift the conversation further to the left and to maybe be handed the VP slot. I hope that's his thinking, but even if it is he has to at least appear to be seriously competing.

Of course, the damage done to the economy by the GOP in the last few years will catch up with us right around 2021 and the ill-informed and inattentive voting public will blame the Democrat who gets stuck footing the bill.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Casimir Radon posted:

Bernie is good and all but are you willing to risk him dying in office? It's a distinct possibility and I'd much rather have someone who can serve 8 years.

Honestly for me it's not the dying in office thing, it's the fact that he spent his adolescent years in the mid/late 50s and got into professional life in the 60s. His formative views were shaped by a world so radically different from ours that he might as well just be a remarkably empathetic alien from outer space.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

FAUXTON posted:

Honestly for me it's not the dying in office thing, it's the fact that he spent his adolescent years in the mid/late 50s and got into professional life in the 60s. His formative views were shaped by a world so radically different from ours that he might as well just be a remarkably empathetic alien from outer space.

While true, the guy has been fighting for better rights for everyone for loving ever. Dude was at the I Had A Dream speech and was fined for resisting arrest for protesting segregation in chicago in 63. Even if his world view's formation was completely different than our generation, which has strongly influenced by 9/11 happening when I was like 12, he still cares about more things I consider crucial for the country then 90% of the people in congress like mcconnel or ryan or pelosi. If we could get even a single term of him working to improve any of the things hes been passionate about his whole life and could actually get things passed the nation would be better off.

Trying to get labor reform or banking reform through wouldnt be a bad thing i think, but theres probably no goddamn way even if he was elected president he would be able to get that stuff done in a worthwhile way in this kind of congress. It would be obamacare all over again. Hes not the best option but maybe hes the least worst the dems have put out so far.

Stravag fucked around with this message at 09:18 on Mar 11, 2019

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Stravag posted:

While true, the guy has been fighting for better rights for everyone for loving ever. Dude was at the I Had A Dream speech and was fined for resisting arrest for protesting segregation in chicago in 63. Even if his world view's formation was completely different than our generation, which has strongly influenced by 9/11 happening when I was like 12, he still cares about more things I consider crucial for the country then 90% of the people in congress like mcconnel or ryan or pelosi. If we could get even a single term of him working to improve any of the things hes been passionate about his whole life and could actually get things passed the nation would be better off.

Trying to get labor reform or banking reform through wouldnt be a bad thing i think, but theres probably no goddamn way even if he was elected president he would be able to get that stuff done in a worthwhile way in this kind of congress. It would be obamacare all over again. Hes not the best option but maybe hes the least worst the dems have put out so far.

I don't disagree with any of this, empathy and a realistic understanding of how much wealth is concentrated in the world go a long way toward being head and shoulders above the :airquote: electable :airquote: candidates. It's not his fault time is time and age is age, but it's pretty sad and disappointing that there simply aren't as many compelling candidates under 40 as there should be. 9/11 happened when I was 17, had I not hosed off in college the first time around I would have hit professional life in 2006-2007 in the best of circumstances and probably gotten shellacked by the 2008 crash. People a few years older would probably have been even worse off, having gotten a couple years deeper into the american delusion of being house-poor, and people a few years younger would have basically graduated college with scarce job prospects. By now you should have had several years of people who called bullshit on basically everything and gotten into politics to fix things, and someone like Buttigieg wouldn't be some novelty but one of several properly representative candidates who know things are hosed up because they've been dealing with it their entire adult lives.

A hostile democratic party is barely half the problem though, 2008 was supposed to be Hillary's coronation but instead Obama got the nomination because he touched on a lot of those festering inequities in his speeches and made a point to actively court people who'd have been in that 18-29 age group back then, which is why I think there's this subtle divide between older millennials and younger ones. People who'd been eligible to vote and who got active in their state party's caucus or primary system actually saw their efforts and organization turn into power, but people a little younger never did. Going through life being told you have no political agency but also not having anything like the 2008 primary to refute that kind of breeds apathy, which in turn basically trues the lie - political agency doesn't get granted to you upon your 18th birthday, you have to literally go out and cancel out the votes of the boomer bastards telling you their poo poo doesn't stink and it's actually you who smells like poo poo.

So, naturally, 2010 doomed the political aspirations of a generation because after that the entire discussion turned defensive and the right wing of the Democratic party started consolidating power by telling everyone they had to court the chuds because the kids would never vote. And why would they? They weren't old enough to actually see how the GOP when given power were blood-chugging sociopaths hell-bent on selling the planet out for a fraction of a percent of quarterly GDP, to know that in the absence of all other options, the GOP must not be allowed back into power, all that jazz, and nobody ever tried to engage them on their turf to actually make that case. It fell somewhere between voters taking the 2009 supermajority for granted and the Dems taking it for granted that everyone knew the GOP was a criminal syndicate looking to find a way to turn children into hard cash and bond yields.

Along comes the DSA like they're the riders of rohan and nobody has ever tried working over a state party from the ground up before. They're sort of right, since it happened in '06 and '08 but that's a generational difference in electoral politics, and as long as they're kicking the doors in I certainly don't mind if they act like they're the first to discover canvassing.

E: broke it up a bit for clarity since I had this premonition of a big slapfight happening because I said democrats being hostile to outsiders isn't the only problem.

FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 11:24 on Mar 11, 2019

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Casimir Radon posted:

Bernie is good and all but are you willing to risk him dying in office?.

Yes

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Yeah it isn't like he doesn't get to pick his VP, Bernie dying in office really shouldn't be a concern.

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Proud Christian Mom posted:

the Florida Democratic party is a loving disaster like Texas

THIS! Since 1998 the FL Democratic Party has repeatedly stepped on its own dick and been unable to back anything approaching a competitive candidate for governor until Gillum who wasn’t the party’s first or second choice.

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Nystral posted:

THIS! Since 1998 the FL Democratic Party has repeatedly stepped on its own dick and been unable to back anything approaching a competitive candidate for governor until Gillum who wasn’t the party’s first or second choice.

Take away their shuffleboard sticks until they cede power to people under 70.

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