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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Rookoo posted:

No idea if embedding video works on these hellforums so here.

https://twitter.com/MonsNoobis/status/1105130000309780482

It's... it's not even an online game!

Holy carp, uh, 95 - Manius Acilius Glabrio is commanded by Domitian to descend into the arena of the Colosseum to fight a lion. After he kills the animal, the crowd greets him with applause, but the emperor banished and put him to death. Emperor declares: 'I never expected him to eat the lion's face!'

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Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






coffeetable posted:

glad that the ukmt agrees that because i sell my labour as a hedge fund quant, i am working class

Until such point as your passive income is big enough to live off or you can afford to employ other people to work at your own fund, you are, aren’t you? High income jobs just get you there quicker.

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.

coffeetable posted:

glad that the ukmt agrees that because i sell my labour as a hedge fund quant, i am working class

If it makes you feel any better pal that's still pretty awful

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Beefeater1980 posted:

Until such point as your passive income is big enough to live off or you can afford to employ other people to work at your own fund, you are, aren’t you? High income jobs just get you there quicker.

Though I would argue that this shifting of the odds on the bet that is your life does represent a far more meaningful class-like distinction than what accent you have, even if it also pales in comparison to the actual marxist classes.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Azza Bamboo posted:

My theory: May isn't in Strasbourg, she's just absent from the question in order to embarrass everyone who had pre written speeches addressing her.

she's hiding in Westminster Abbey as it stands

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

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imo the existence of a middle class really is a difficulty for the more dogmatically marxist

fortunately it looks like it was all a historical aberration and is going to leave us in peace soon

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

lmfao

https://twitter.com/JenniferMerode/status/1105119545495375872

https://twitter.com/JenniferMerode/status/1105121681213980672

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Noxville posted:

https://twitter.com/mehdirhasan/status/1105096047024619521?s=21

Burn this country to the ground. Brexit is too good for us

Yeah this is one of the bad takes I saw doing the rounds, turns out it did make it to the front pages after all!

See also: "they were conceived for a purpose" and "she named the kids after [bad people] so they weren't meant to grow up to be footballers and ballet dancers", very healthy and normal attitudes and definitely nothing like the extremist mindset they claim to be horrified by

Hobo
Dec 12, 2007

Forum bum

V. Illych L. posted:

imo the existence of a middle class really is a difficulty for the more dogmatically marxist

fortunately it looks like it was all a historical aberration and is going to leave us in peace soon

No economic definition of class is perfect, but for the sake of driving the basic point of inequality home, I like to go with “if you work for a living, you’re working class.”

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

coffeetable posted:

glad that the ukmt agrees that because i sell my labour as a hedge fund quant, i am working class

Do you also have investments / own a rental property / speculate in any way?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

V. Illych L. posted:

imo the existence of a middle class really is a difficulty for the more dogmatically marxist

fortunately it looks like it was all a historical aberration and is going to leave us in peace soon

Eh, I would suggest you can't trust the HENRY bastards because they do actually stand to gain from a lot of tory policies. So they probably vote bad and are prone to wrongthink for that reason. But they aren't actually an economic problem the way the actual booj are. A political one yes, but not an economic one.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

V. Illych L. posted:

imo the existence of a middle class really is a difficulty for the more dogmatically marxist
Depends how petty you want to get.

Saith
Oct 10, 2010

Asahina...
Regular Penguins look just the same!

WhatEvil posted:

Do you also have investments / own a rental property / speculate in any way?

Their posts always amount to a humblebrag about wealth infused with some victorian attitude on philanthropy, I don't think you're meant to take them seriously.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

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OwlFancier posted:

Eh, I would suggest you can't trust the HENRY bastards because they do actually stand to gain from a lot of tory policies. So they probably vote bad and are prone to wrongthink for that reason. But they aren't actually an economic problem the way the actual booj are. A political one yes, but not an economic one.

not 100% convinced those two can be easily separated

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

I don't like this. It seems like they're signalling to vote for her lovely deal. I was really hoping that with enough chaos we could actually make it to no brexit.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

I mean, as passably posh RP accent on demand haver, it sort of helps but it doesn't actually fix your lovely circumstances.

I would not call it "easy mode" because "easy mode" is being born into money. Having useful social traits might give you a slight edge in some situations over other working class people but it is absolutely not a substitute in any way for real capital or connections. To the point I find it to be a pretty useless distinction, quite honestly.

Like I'd rather have one when talking to the cops or something and I definitely am glad I'm not black and therefore far less likely to be murdered by the cops or random people on the street but the reason there are so many working class people in varying flavours of poo poo is because of the rich fuckers.

Being born into money is easy mode in itself. Social signifiers can make your life easier, but they won't let you into the easy lane by themselves.

V. Illych L. posted:

imo the existence of a middle class really is a difficulty for the more dogmatically marxist

fortunately it looks like it was all a historical aberration and is going to leave us in peace soon

Not really though? Straight from Marx you have have the bourg, the petty bourg and the proletariat (and possibly the lumpen as a final category), which seems to cover most people.

chestnut santabag
Jul 3, 2006

So suppose a VONC actually passes but then the government refuses to stop being the government, what happens next?

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

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imo socialism cannot be built as long as there is a gigantic and lucrative private trade in homes

the marketisation of homes, making people buy into the market system at a large personal cost, was a stroke of genius by the thatcherites

i mean it's completely dysfunctional as a market, but it really did give people something to lose along with their chains

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Hobo posted:

No economic definition of class is perfect, but for the sake of driving the basic point of inequality home, I like to go with “if you work for a living, you’re working class.”

With emphasis on "for a living" (i.e. I will literally die if I do not work) since (in the US at least) the ultra rich are working more hours than ever because they apparently cannot find anything else to give their lives meaning. It's loving scary.

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/02/religion-workism-making-americans-miserable/583441/

https://www.forbes.com/2006/05/20/working-rich-pyschology_cx_bn_06work_0523rich.html

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

thespaceinvader posted:

I do the same, but with dialectical elements.

It's a loving miracle I didn't get stabbed working in a supermarket in Glasgow.

Dialectal, surely :smug:

On accents, I am super fortunate that my parents in Tyneside always demanded that I speak 'properly' (which sure does have classist overcomes looking back) which in practice means I have a distinctively northern accent but don't really use specific NE dialect words so I'm intelligible to everyone and can flatten my accent even further if I need to.

It's honestly the perfect combo and there isn't really any audience I can't adapt to, which has been way more useful than I used to give it credit for.

Guavanaut posted:

Depends how petty you want to get.

I think super orthodox Marxism does struggle with artisans and other one person private enterprises where there's no labour exploitation but the person isn't really selling their labour and certainly isn't necessarily rich.

ThomasPaine fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Mar 11, 2019

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

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Cerebral Bore posted:

Being born into money is easy mode in itself. Social signifiers can make your life easier, but they won't let you into the easy lane by themselves.


Not really though? Straight from Marx you have have the bourg, the petty bourg and the proletariat (and possibly the lumpen as a final category), which seems to cover most people.

petit-bourgeoisie are more your shop-owners or independent contractors or what have you, the existence of a highly paid mass of people on actual salaries is really bizarre in a strict marxist framework

effectively i'd try to rationalise it as a concession to keep liberal democracy going, but nobody's irreplaceable enough to actually warrant a salary in the hundreds of thousands of punds in the UK

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

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AceOfFlames posted:

With emphasis on "for a living" (i.e. I will literally die if I do not work) since (in the US at least) the ultra rich are working more hours than ever because they apparently cannot find anything else to give their lives meaning. It's loving scary.

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/02/religion-workism-making-americans-miserable/583441/

https://www.forbes.com/2006/05/20/working-rich-pyschology_cx_bn_06work_0523rich.html

also rich people work includes poo poo like golfing with the chaps, hunting foxes, having dinner &c so their hours are wildly inflated

mediadave
Sep 8, 2011
"Back in the Commons, Labour’s Kevin Brennan says it is customary on this occasion to says people have the monkey, not the organ-grinder. But on this occasion MPs have not even got the monkey, he says. And they have not even got the codpiece, he says."

https://www.theguardian.com/politic...s-politics-live

...what??

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

V. Illych L. posted:

not 100% convinced those two can be easily separated

Which two? HENRYs and booj? Booj are your actual millions in the bank owners of things. HENRYs are your overpaid dorks on £150k a year. They may transition into petty booj, yes, and this is why they're untrustworthy, but you don't need to literally murder all of them to fix the world. Your actual turbobooj billionaires definitely have to go, and probably at gunpoint cos they won't volunteer.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

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V. Illych L. posted:

petit-bourgeoisie are more your shop-owners or independent contractors or what have you, the existence of a highly paid mass of people on actual salaries is really bizarre in a strict marxist framework

effectively i'd try to rationalise it as a concession to keep liberal democracy going, but nobody's irreplaceable enough to actually warrant a salary in the hundreds of thousands of punds in the UK

erratum to this: if you're a part of one of the guilds that maintains arcane lore like COBOL programming or something, you might legitimately be worth that much

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

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OwlFancier posted:

Which two? HENRYs and booj? Booj are your actual millions in the bank owners of things. HENRYs are your overpaid dorks on £150k a year. They may transition into petty booj, yes, and this is why they're untrustworthy, but you don't need to literally murder all of them to fix the world. Your actual turbobooj billionaires definitely have to go, and probably at gunpoint cos they won't volunteer.

political and economic problems, sorry

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

This shithead May has sent in her place looks/sounds like a thinner Michael MacIntyre and turns out "thinner mickey" makes him even more punchable.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

V. Illych L. posted:

political and economic problems, sorry

Well political problems are subject to the politics of the time, economic problems are constant. Billionaires and multimillioniares are problems regardless of the politics, because their having that money is the result and cause of them having too much power.

So your HENRYs can be potentially overruled, they don't wield much individual power but they do vote. People with millions can buy votes.

And as you said it's changing, the divides are lengthening between have not and have, I don't think there will be as many HENRYs in the near future, but there will absolutely be far more millions and billions in the hands of the booj.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 17:32 on Mar 11, 2019

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

mediadave posted:

"Back in the Commons, Labour’s Kevin Brennan says it is customary on this occasion to says people have the monkey, not the organ-grinder. But on this occasion MPs have not even got the monkey, he says. And they have not even got the codpiece, he says."

https://www.theguardian.com/politic...s-politics-live

...what??

the sad thing is it all does make sense

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

mediadave posted:

"Back in the Commons, Labour’s Kevin Brennan says it is customary on this occasion to says people have the monkey, not the organ-grinder. But on this occasion MPs have not even got the monkey, he says. And they have not even got the codpiece, he says."

https://www.theguardian.com/politic...s-politics-live

...what??

He was making the point that neither the Secretary of State for Exiting the EU (the monkey) nor the PM (the organ grinder) were in the chamber to answer questions and instead sent a junior minister (on "work experience") - The codpiece means that Geoffrey Cox is also absent for this debate

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
We've been trying to work out Brexit since 2016.

Bercow, however, is readying himself for manuscript amendments.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Doccykins posted:

He was making the point that neither the Secretary of State for Exiting the EU (the monkey) nor the PM (the organ grinder) were in the chamber to answer questions and instead sent a junior minister (on "work experience") - The codpiece means that Geoffrey Cox is also absent for this debate

It should be noted that Geoffrey Cox kept referring to himself as the codpiece because ?????

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Tesseraction posted:

It should be noted that Geoffrey Cox kept referring to himself as the codpiece because ?????

He protects the bollocks?

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
lol, of course Dan Hodges played a key role in the destruction of the country.

https://twitter.com/samcoatestimes/status/1105144150482173952?s=21

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

Tesseraction posted:

It should be noted that Geoffrey Cox kept referring to himself as the codpiece because ?????

It makes him feel bigger than he is.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

V. Illych L. posted:

petit-bourgeoisie are more your shop-owners or independent contractors or what have you, the existence of a highly paid mass of people on actual salaries is really bizarre in a strict marxist framework

effectively i'd try to rationalise it as a concession to keep liberal democracy going, but nobody's irreplaceable enough to actually warrant a salary in the hundreds of thousands of punds in the UK

Nah, I'd argue that people who do have to work but still have capital to fall back on fit well within the petty bourg category. Most of the HENRY types have capital gains in addition to their wages, and if they don't they're just bad with money, which shouldn't really shift your objective economic class.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Darth Walrus posted:

lol, of course Dan Hodges played a key role in the destruction of the country.

https://twitter.com/samcoatestimes/status/1105144150482173952?s=21

The continuing failure to understand that European diplomats speak better English than the average Brit, and read the British papers and Twitter

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Really the entire cabinet should have taken points in trader's cant.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

Doccykins posted:

lol Sky just reporting from The Sun that May is plotting to reduce the meaningful vote tomorrow to a provisional one and binning the other two votes

In personal news I badly rolled my ankle on Saturday and spent yesterday afternoon in A&E. No breaks in my foot or ankle thankfully but got seen within 2 hours, had two sets of x-rays and given a pair of crutches to hobble around at home on. And it cost me the grand total of £0.00 on the door. gently caress anyone attempting to privatise NHS services and what the gently caress is wrong with Americans who don't want this.

Just checked my last tax statement and turns out for the ~~~socialism~~~ of not spending thousands of pounds for my treatment on the day was £1854 towards the NHS for 2017/8 (and £65 towards the EU budget.) Well worth it.

its pretty close to thousands tbf

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ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

V. Illych L. posted:

effectively i'd try to rationalise it as a concession to keep liberal democracy going, but nobody's irreplaceable enough to actually warrant a salary in the hundreds of thousands of punds in the UK

I think about it like this: they are worth that much, not for their skills, but because their very existence drives a wedge between the working class and prevents class consciousness that would otherwise end in revolution within months. The labour price is set artificially high not because it's worth that much, but because it's vital that they think it's worth that much. This is also why many very well paying jobs are actually, when it comes down to it, way more relaxed than traditional working-class ones. Capital must be seen to do one thing while in practice it does the reverse.

ThomasPaine fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Mar 11, 2019

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