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Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

Feinne posted:

I still most love the visual of the bodyguard breakdancing while also holding out a syringe so kylejack can get vaccinated against rubella.

Only the best for the king.

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Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

FMguru posted:

Are you thinking about Goatstein's magnum opus?

This never stops being funny.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Feinne posted:

I still most love the visual of the bodyguard breakdancing while also holding out a syringe so kylejack can get vaccinated against rubella.
The "turban-wearing Mexicans" are my favorite incidental detail. Just perfectly encapsulates the nonsensical fear-conflation that chuds all reflexively do inside their lead-soaked brains.

It also nicely anticipated the current cycle of "terrorist prayer rugs" on the Mexican border.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

FMguru posted:

The "turban-wearing Mexicans" are my favorite incidental detail. Just perfectly encapsulates the nonsensical fear-conflation that chuds all reflexively do inside their lead-soaked brains.

It also nicely anticipated the current cycle of "terrorist prayer rugs" on the Mexican border.

Yeah they're my second favorite, especially the random 'Praise be to Allah, seenyor" out of nowhere.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



I must've read that 50 god drat times by now and I still read it in full every time it's posted. I love it.

Although I have no idea who Kyle Jack is. I assume an ancient poster?

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Xiahou Dun posted:

I must've read that 50 god drat times by now and I still read it in full every time it's posted. I love it.

Although I have no idea who Kyle Jack is. I assume an ancient poster?
A prolific shitposter in D&D, one of the brigade of libertarians who would clog up every single thread with their nonsense.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
He was a moron Ron Paul supporter who eventually came around and stopped being a libertarian idiot.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Ah okay. I guessed it was something like that but now I know for sure. Thanks!

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
I think my favorite is just "Obama darkly"

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
That and this post by SMG are hall of fame material.

quote:

12:05 PM eastern standard time, the Muslims have vanished.

Check for yourself if you don’t believe me. Where have they gone to?

There is speculation, of course. Scientists mention a cosmic storm that passed the Earth on January twentieth. A man says they are all in caves. Certain groups lament a faulty Rapture. A woman says he has taken their power and absorbed it into himself. She means Barack Obama. I doubt it, but he does seem somehow taller. The ground rumbles at times. The breaking news says WASHINGTON DC, with red concentric circles. I’m uneasy, but what can we do? Terror is defeated and if Obama were a Muslim, he’d be just as gone as them. There’s no cause for alarm.

Within months, Barack Obama has declared a war on vague unease. It’s a good idea, because frankly we could all use some peace of mind. Approval rating is higher than ever now that the Muslims had left, but I don’t think we are happy yet. His eyes are shining sometimes, as a deer’s eyes shine in a flashlight beam. Small fissures criss-cross the pavement. Trees are swaying, but the breeze is gone. Something is changing in our world.

Aeroplanes don’t exist anymore. Scientists explain that the density of the air is too low to support their wings. Then how do we breathe?! We should have died by now, but I think we are evolving. Our bodies haven’t changed, but the atmosphere..

One man says it was the Rapture after all, and we have since entered the Kingdom of God. Barack is now the size of an oak tree. He sleeps outside since the rains have ceased, and his skin is thick to bullets. Now he wanders through the countryside impassively. He ignores a rural photo-op.

He studies a leaf for twenty days.

Only a fool would call this Heaven.

Satellites fall to earth like rain used to. No friction burns them away, so we trudge past countless flecks of solar panel and ribbons of golden cloth. It’s a silent car crash every few hours, though cars themselves no longer run. No oxygen remains to ignite their fuel. Obama strides across the landscape, taller than the Freedom Tower. We’ve given up on assassination; all men are immortal now, and guns no longer fire.

I’m starting to wish the Muslims were back.

We found them with a telescope. Images of a colony on the right side of the moon. See the parts that jut from the lower right? I think they’re mosques. Soon they are visible to the naked eye, but how? Their cities are enormous. We watch them as they live and die. They have our former atmosphere; the moon is fringed with blue. “Look at how they wield their guns,” writes a man. “I always said he’d take our guns away.” They eat and sleep like we once did, building worthless ziggurats. We have everything we wanted, but oh how we envy their strife!

It’s long been clear that Obama brought this uncomfortable perfection upon us, but I can’t bring myself to blame him for it. He’s reminded us all of how our lives had been discarded out of fear. I know now why he grows each day. In time, when we are ready he will reach out into space. He will raise us up in his great hand, to this new Earth that gleams like a frozen star. And if Obama does not carry us, we can climb…

jobson groeth fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Mar 8, 2019

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Is that a parody of something? That's loving weird.

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Xiahou Dun posted:

Ah okay. I guessed it was something like that but now I know for sure. Thanks!

It works out nicely even if you don’t know who he is though since Kyle Jack is such an aggressively white name.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

jobson groeth posted:

That and this post by SMG are hall of fame material.

You accidentally lopped off the first few paragraphs of that at some point:

"12:05 PM eastern standard time, the Muslims have vanished.

Check for yourself if you don’t believe me. Where have they gone to?"

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

fishmech posted:

You accidentally lopped off the first few paragraphs of that at some point:

"12:05 PM eastern standard time, the Muslims have vanished.

Check for yourself if you don’t believe me. Where have they gone to?"

Thanks for pointing that out. Must have deleted it from my doc at some point. Fixed now.

Georgia Peach
Jan 7, 2005

SECESSION IS FUTILE

A Native American tribe will cover the costs of the funerals . . .

quote:

Now I'm certain some of y'all will have something bad to say about the Creeks, but I thought that since none of you are donating money for the funerals, you should see what they're doing.

1 posted on 3/9/2019, 11:46:50 PM by righttackle44
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To: righttackle44
Really?

You think that lowly of FReepers?


9 posted on 3/10/2019, 12:03:46 AM by SoConPubbie (Mitt and Obama: They're the same poison, just a different potency)
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quote:


To: righttackle44
A good form of propaganda - “the Red man cares more than the white man.” Didn’t a muslim group try this recently?


7 posted on 3/10/2019, 12:00:04 AM by Cowboy Bob ("Other People's Money" = The life blood of Liberalism)
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To: righttackle44
The one (or possibly the only) thing I’ve heard a Tribe do that was not self-serving, rapacious, or downright greedy. Congratulations to them!


15 posted on 3/10/2019, 3:00:18 AM by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
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sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013


Gotta admit, I love poster #9 be proven wrong within six posts.

Minenfeld!
Aug 21, 2012



Ah yes, the well known rapacious and greedy Native American.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

quote:

9 posted on 3/10/2019, 12:03:46 AM by SoConPubbie (Mitt and Obama: They’re the same poison, just a different potency)


This man has not changed his tag in 11 years

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

Minenfeld! posted:

Ah yes, the well known rapacious and greedy Native American.

Well, if the entirety of your knowledge of US history is westerns made 50+ years ago...

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

jojoinnit posted:

This man has not changed his tag in 11 years

Quite progressive for a freeper to only be 11 years behind the times isn't it.

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

jobson groeth posted:

Quite progressive for a freeper to only be 11 years behind the times isn't it.

And to predict who the republican nominee will be four years in advance.

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?
Shockingly, Freep is reacting relatively sanely to the whole Tucker Carlson thing. A lot of them are saying that he's over the line and that they'll stop watching pfffthahaha oh god of course I'm joking they're circling the poo poo out of those wagons

Tucker Carlson defends statutory rape and calls women 'extremely primitive' in shocking tapes (tr)

quote:

To: EdnaMode
Does anybody else still harbor the delusion that we’re not at war?


2 posted on 3/10/2019, 10:48:52 PM by Skywise
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quote:

To: EdnaMode
So...if someone who is compensated by a ‘shock jock’ calls in and says things intended to shock, I should be surprised by that? Someone cue the ‘shocked’ meme from Casablanca.


7 posted on 3/10/2019, 10:56:08 PM by davius (You can roll manure in powdered sugar but that don't make it a jelly doughnut.)
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quote:

To: Army Air Corps
Perhaps his most disturbing comments came during an October 30, 2007, show.
'By the way, women hate you when they do you wrong and you put up with it,' Carlson says.

'Because they hate weakness. They're like dogs that way. They can smell it on you, and they have contempt for it; they’ll bite you.

He adds: 'I mean, I love women, but they're extremely primitive, they're basic, they're not that hard to understand. And one of the things they hate more than anything is weakness in a man.'


How is the truth disturbing?

9 posted on 3/10/2019, 10:57:04 PM by CaptainK ('No collusion, no obstruction, he's a leaker')
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quote:

To: EdnaMode
After Black face race mockery and jew hating in the demorat party, this is nothing. I am not interest. I LOVE Tucker and plan now to record every show!! His ratings will now go up!! Tucker is so great.


12 posted on 3/10/2019, 10:58:15 PM by guyman
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quote:

To: Skywise
“Does anybody else still harbor the delusion that we’re not at war?”

No. This is a coordinated attack by the soros/o’muslim/jarrett shadow coup. They have to silence the last few voices that could rally the troops. They’re going to bring this country to crisis and takeover.


19 posted on 3/10/2019, 11:03:54 PM by Electric Graffiti (Cocked, locked and ready to ROCK!)
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quote:

To: CaptainK
Well this truth is certainly disturbing to the “woke” Pussy Hat brigade, and their completely gelded “husbands” and “boyfriends” whom they encourage to eat vegan and soy, and grow man tits (just saying). It is precisely the feminist loons who are after Tucker— because he is correct- in male/female relationships, biologically and socially speaking.

This threatens the Matriarchy, and it doubly threatens BLM and the Socialist fellow travelers working to disrupt what is left of the “Nuclear Family” with Mom and Dad sex roles and socialization. The Transgender war— the “labeling” without gender movement of non discriminatory Pronouns!

Stating the truth— is misogynistic to these people. Take a look at them— they gravitate to men who can be pushed around— because they actually despise these weaklings.


23 posted on 3/10/2019, 11:07:59 PM by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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quote:

To: Conserv
I'm a woman and I'm amazed at Tucker's insight into what makes women tick.
35 posted on 3/10/2019, 11:24:32 PM by CaptainK ('No collusion, no obstruction, he's a leaker')
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quote:

To: EdnaMode
Women are primitive. Have you ever met one? Scary stuff.


42 posted on 3/10/2019, 11:37:23 PM by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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quote:

To: EdnaMode
Trump said worse and I got over that. I will have no problem getting over this.


63 posted on 3/11/2019, 3:33:03 AM by boycott
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quote:

To: EdnaMode
Tucker must be upsetting the cabal.


77 posted on 3/11/2019, 6:57:16 AM by MagnoliaB (You can't always get what you want but if you try sometime you might find, you get what you need.)
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Also, "Pound me too"

quote:

To: bgill
Tucker Carlson is a real threat to the Left/Democrats. They’re attempting to “pound me too” him before the next political campaign.


111 posted on 3/11/2019, 11:02:14 AM by glennaro
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SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

To: EdnaMode
Does anybody else still harbor the delusion that we’re not at war?


2 posted on 3/10/2019, 10:48:52 PM by Skywise
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Lol, some people are holding us responsible for being human garbage. This means war!
Get hosed you rascal rolling Rambo wannabe

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Supporting pedophilia to own the libs.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

chitoryu12 posted:

Supporting pedophilia to own the libs.

Republicans can't be pedos by definition. Democrats are all pedos by definition. Doy!

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Elephant Ambush posted:

Republicans can't be pedos by definition. Democrats are all pedos by definition. Doy!

RINOOOOOOOOOOS!!! :argh:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Zipperelli. posted:

RINOOOOOOOOOOS!!! :argh:

PINOs

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Elephant Ambush posted:

Republicans can't be pedos by definition. Democrats are all pedos by definition. Doy!

Are all pedos Democrats or are all Democrats pedos?
Answer: Yes

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

RagnarokAngel posted:

Are all pedos Democrats or are all Democrats pedos?
Answer: Yes

This also applies to mass shooters and historical nazis

E: and slave owners. Anyway, can you believe these nazis telling us to take down the confederate flag?

Edgar Allen Ho fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Mar 13, 2019

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

This also applies to mass shooters and historical nazis

E: and slave owners. Anyway, can you believe these nazis telling us to take down the confederate flag?

Nah, slave owners are cool because it was really indentured servitude. We pulled them out of their mud huts and taught them society, you know, with a few whippings when they got it wrong. Sure a few died, but look how good they got it now.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...
BREAKING: Senate rejects border declaration 59-41

:munch:
No, wait, that's not enough... Let's see, it was around here somewhere...

There we go!

quote:

To: GIdget2004

The moral cowardice of the Republicans knows no bounds.

3 posted on 03/14/2019 11:57:16 AM PDT by mrmeyer (You can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him. Robert Heinlein)
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To: GIdget2004

This is all Bishop Romley’s doing.

5 posted on 03/14/2019 11:57:50 AM PDT by OKSooner (Green New Deal: "If you like your air conditioner you can keep your air conditioner.")
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To: mrmeyer

One way or another Marco Rubio’s career in elected office is over. That much I am sure of today.

6 posted on 03/14/2019 11:57:59 AM PDT by lodi90
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quote:

To: GIdget2004

Each and every day, my utter contempt for my government (save for my POTUS) ratchets up!!!

Cannot wait for President Trump’s first veto!!!

8 posted on 03/14/2019 11:58:37 AM PDT by edie1960
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*votes for Moran in *googles* 2022*

quote:

To: GIdget2004

Jerry Moran will never get another vote from me and I will do what I can to ensure that he is turned out when he stands for reelection. Jerry thinks that Kansas is ready to turn Blue. He is wrong.

9 posted on 03/14/2019 11:58:42 AM PDT by centurion316
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:capitalism:

quote:

To: GIdget2004

I am figuring out that the entire reason for the GOP is to reduce prevailing wages of Americans for their global-corporate masters. Apparently wages are never be low enough for them and wage growth is seen as threat to profits and not a good thing.

14 posted on 03/14/2019 11:59:23 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a drat)
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I'm through with the GOP forever! I mean it this time!

quote:

To: GIdget2004

And the GOP continues to commit suicide...

Not a cent from me, and don’t even count on my vote anymore. Individual candidates who have walked-the-walk, I will vote for. No more votes for ‘promises’...

Bastards.

18 posted on 03/14/2019 12:00:06 PM PDT by DJ Frisat ( (optional, printed after my name on post))
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quote:

To: GIdget2004; All

I would like to hear about these bastards as victims of MS13 gangs. They asked for it.

25 posted on 03/14/2019 12:00:59 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isnÂ’t common anymore.)
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quote:

To: JonPreston

The Banana Republicans! El Chapo big winner.

27 posted on 03/14/2019 12:01:17 PM PDT by magua
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To: GIdget2004

That pisses me to no end!!! It’s like being in the middle of a war that’s so winnable and you’re on the cusp of victory and your troop waves the white flag to the evil enemy!!!! UGH!!!!

29 posted on 03/14/2019 12:01:29 PM PDT by RoseofTexas
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And yet you keep voting for him...

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To: wastedyears

You could not be more wrong about Little Marco. POTUS wiped the floor with Rubio in the primary. He really isn’t that popular here. Basically everybody hates Gang of 8 Marco Amnestio except the GOP country club set.

30 posted on 03/14/2019 12:01:35 PM PDT by lodi90
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But... some of them are good people... right?

quote:

To: GIdget2004

59 votes to ignore our USA Constitution and flood America with even MORE Moslem terrorists and Mexican drug gangsters

Its DAMM the American people time in Congress!

we need to remove these POS Senators from office ASAP! they are destroying our country, illegally too

35 posted on 03/14/2019 12:02:28 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ( “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: GIdget2004

Bush League Republicans MUST become extinct before the Republic does.

42 posted on 03/14/2019 12:03:59 PM PDT by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here of Citizen Parents_Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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quote:

To: GIdget2004

betrayal pure and simple - confirms that we are ruled by a corrupt Uniparty that wants open borders, unfettered illegal immigration.

first betrayal was by McConnell who let this come up to a vote
second betrayal was by these 12 open border senators who have sold out their constituents for cheap labor

43 posted on 03/14/2019 12:04:15 PM PDT by sheehan (DEPORT ALL ILLEGALS.)
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142nd Dimensional Chess!

quote:

To: GIdget2004

This is more of an indictment of the leadership of Mitch McConnell than of Donald Trump.

We all know how Trump plans to play this out. He has the process on his side.

However, Senate Republicans are betraying Mitch McConnell, who begged promised President Trump that the Senate would back him if he signed the spending bill without his requested funding in order to reopen the government.

Trump will ultimately get what he wants. McConnell will be forever undermined by his own caucus, leading up to his reelection campaign next year.

And Trump knows he can never rely on the word of McConnell ever again.

-PJ

46 posted on 03/14/2019 12:04:34 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
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To: MNDude

Fckers heard from the mouths of border patrol high ranking how bad the situation is at the border and the FKERS just ignored it!!! Freakin unbelievable!!!

57 posted on 03/14/2019 12:06:06 PM PDT by RoseofTexas
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Finally a good idea from Freep.

quote:

To: Regulator

If Obama can send immigrants to Minnesota, Trump should send immigrants to the states of these Senators.

59 posted on 03/14/2019 12:06:58 PM PDT by ActresponsiblyinVA
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"God drat America!" - Some patriot, probably.

quote:

To: mrmeyer

“The moral cowardice of the Republicans knows no bounds.”

They consider themselves patriots — AGAINST America.

63 posted on 03/14/2019 12:07:33 PM PDT by treetopsandroofs
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"Heh, I sure showed him!" :smug:

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To: faithhopecharity

I called Portman’s office and left a scathing voicemail!!! Told him as an Ohio Republican, I will do everything I can to remove him from office!

67 posted on 03/14/2019 12:08:15 PM PDT by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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Revolution is Coming!

quote:

To: GIdget2004

It’s time for a new party. We need to follow the example of Cenk Uber and the Justice Democrats and start commandeering control of the GOP or make anew party of people who will actually REPRESENT Americans who believe in America and the ideals of representative government and protection of her citizens and begin fighting back against this growing totalitarian oppression.

72 posted on 03/14/2019 12:09:10 PM PDT by Skywise
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quote:

To: central_va

It is not about wages.

It is about changing the population of the United States from Americans to notAmericans.

73 posted on 03/14/2019 12:09:46 PM PDT by A strike (Import third world become third world)
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quote:

To: GIdget2004

Hope there are some good candidates in those states.

For instance, Mark Meadows would make a good Senator to replace Tillis, who backed out THIS time, but cannot be trusted.

LePage would be great in Maine. Maybe the governor of Alaska would be willing, he seems good.

Mike Lee and Romney should NEVER be trusted again.

79 posted on 03/14/2019 12:11:21 PM PDT by Maris Crane
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quote:

To: All

This is not your GOP, Tonto. These have their own masters.

90 posted on 03/14/2019 12:14:26 PM PDT by veracious (UN=OIC=Islam ; USAgov may be radically changed, just amend USConstitution)
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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
(New Zealand) Christchurch mosque shooting sees armed police deployed and schools in lockdown

...before it's removed by the moderators.

quote:

To: Dundee
There's nothing as nice as a feel good story to wrap up the day's news.

7 posted on 3/14/2019, 11:07:33 PM by Governor Dinwiddie

the guy live steamed it on FB, not sure if still on-going or it's over yet.

quote:

o: Dundee

I wonder who is shooting up mosques in order to drum up sympathy for Islam ... hmmm ... it ain't the Amish.


9 posted on 3/14/2019, 11:10:09 PM by so_real ( "The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.")


e: unforunatly I think the body count is going to be in the dozens range.

30 seconds into his video:

quote:

"remember lads, subscribe to pewdiepie"


he's still going

quote:

To: Simon Green
No, I suggest you watch video of our countrymen leaping to their deaths from the WTC on September 11, 2001. That was filthy. After 9/11, there is no sympathy for muslims from this quarter. Take what you saw here, and realize it is what muslims do to humans somewhere every day of the year, year after year, century after century..

14 posted on 3/14/2019, 11:18:06 PM by Governor Dinwiddie


...protect the brand!

quote:

To: All
Everyone here should be aware we are being monitored and we give a message anytime we it seems endorse violence. We should always conduct ourselves in a civilized manner. Let the liberals and Muslims do their thing but we should be above that. We all have to answer to God. I saw the video. It was cold blooded murder.


19 posted on 3/14/2019, 11:22:32 PM by BipolarBob (Dad, Send lawyers, guns and money.)


jeuss christ

quote:

To: montag813
Didn’t see any blood, even when he shot that guy from 4 inches away, should have been a huge spray and gush of blood. Bizarre.
I noticed that, too.

38 posted on 3/14/2019, 11:34:29 PM by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)

quote:

To: montag813
I have to wonder did he have a handler? Somebody who knew what buttons of his to push?


53 posted on 3/14/2019, 11:42:22 PM by lastchance (Credo.)

Plinkey fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Mar 15, 2019

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
Yeah there's going to be a false flag frame, it's practically instinct at this point.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Plinkey posted:

...protect the brand!

[quote]
To: All
Everyone here should be aware we are being monitored and we give a message anytime we it seems endorse violence. We should always conduct ourselves in a civilized manner. Let the liberals and Muslims do their thing but we should be above that. We all have to answer to God. I saw the video. It was cold blooded murder.


19 posted on 3/14/2019, 11:22:32 PM by BipolarBob (Dad, Send lawyers, guns and money.)

Remember, the NSA will put us on a domestic terrorist watchlist (Eventually, maybe after another democratic president) if we cheer this guy on too hard. If that doesn't do it for you, remember that technically Jesus said something about it. Never mind the actual moral considerations, we're perfect but we just need to work on our messaging.


Plinkey posted:

To: montag813
Didn’t see any blood, even when he shot that guy from 4 inches away, should have been a huge spray and gush of blood. Bizarre.
I noticed that, too.

38 posted on 3/14/2019, 11:34:29 PM by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
jeuss christ
I'm a Tarantino-ologist and I know what blood spatter is supposed to look like, this is a false flag! :pseudo:

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

Discendo Vox posted:

Yeah there's going to be a false flag frame, it's practically instinct at this point.

quote:

To: dfwgator
The SOB mentions Trump one time. So of course Trump will be blamed. He also writes that he was mostly inspired in his view point and the need to take action by Candace Owens. Now as far as I know Owens does not advocate for violence and never has. So that one comment raised a red-flag to me.

Candace is associated with Trump and pro 2nd Amendment. Signaling her out makes me believe this guy was coached by radical Leftists on what to write in his manifesto. Some of it is no doubt his own. But I think part of it is a mash up Aryan Nation/The Brotherhood talking points included as mis-direction. Sort of a Progressive’s bogeyman.

The mention of the US, especially the 2nd Amendment also tells of involvement of somebody here. And not a Conservative or even a more strident Right Winger. I almost hate to go here but to me it does have “Deep State” written all over it.


72 posted on 3/14/2019, 11:15:57 PM by lastchance (Credo.)
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jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Kind of impressed / disgusted that freep was on this so fast.

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice
^^^ there it is.


quote:

betrayal pure and simple - confirms that we are ruled by a corrupt Uniparty that wants open borders, unfettered illegal immigration. 

first betrayal was by McConnell who let this come up to a vote 
second betrayal was by these 12 open border senators who have sold out their constituents for cheap labor 


LOL Mitch did everything he could to not 'let this come up for a vote'. He spent weeks trying to talk Trump out of declaring an emergency because a kindergartner could see that this was going to be the final result. (For those that don't know the vote was required by statute within 18 days of the House passing it. There was literally nothing to be done to prevent the vote except I guess declaring a two year recess).

I do find it interesting that they're acting like this is the end of the world for the Wall, when orangeman has been so vocal about vetoing it.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

quote:

To: digger48

This is what he said about Trump:


3 posted on 03/14/2019 9:50:51 PM PDT by Trump20162020
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Even Mr. RaHoWa thinks Trump is useless. :laugh:

E: FAKE NEWS!

quote:

To: Simon Green

Christchurch New Zealand is a CESS POOL of Sharia Law and Muslim Brotherhood.

Muslim Brotherhood controls the government and police.

DO NOT FALL FOR THIS FAKE NEWS STORY.

IF YOU GOOGLE PAST THE CURRENT EVENT HEADLINES YOU WILL LEARN THE TRUTH.

4 posted on 03/14/2019 11:49:56 PM PDT by DeathBeforeDishonor1
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Jagged Jim fucked around with this message at 10:08 on Mar 15, 2019

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Plinkey posted:

(New Zealand) Christchurch mosque shooting sees armed police deployed and schools in lockdown

...before it's removed by the moderators.

Yup, this is pretty much what I expected. A mix of "good job" and "wasn't us"

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Ubiquitous_
Nov 20, 2013

by Reene

Jagged Jim posted:

Even Mr. RaHoWa thinks Trump is useless. :laugh:

E: FAKE NEWS!

I'd like to know how one "Googles past the current event headlines."

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