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I mean, they also have a Reddit post where you implicate yourself now.
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Blade Runner posted:If you've ever had to deal with a "well, actually..." guy who is constantly wrong it becomes immediately infuriating because they'll always double down even if you just like show them for a fact that they're incorrect I had a coworker like that. He was the type of rear end that would say something about capsaicin instead of just saying that something was spicy. Bonus point: He drove a Smart Car and defended it tooth and nail despite the fact that it was falling apart at like 4yrs of ownership.
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CheesyDog posted:r/legaladvice Hey I know a pre law student who would be happy to help you if you sign a POA document. You moron.
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Pinecone Sample posted:
her other post on the site is about getting systematically abused as a child by her parents, which explains a lot, but that one's not funny
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Mar 12, 2019 15:54
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CheesyDog posted:r/legaladvice You. loving. Idiot.
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CheesyDog posted:r/legaladvice "Hey guys I talked to the cops and they said they saw 'a message' from me to my dealer so I immediately snitched, will I get in trouble?" gently caress you.
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Freudian posted:I mean, they also have a Reddit post where you implicate yourself now. Even better, I checked the r/bestoflegaladvice thread on it. He didn't post on his throwaway, so you could pull up a photo of him and his school.
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Mar 12, 2019 15:58
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The cops admitted they had no evidence against me so I told them every crime I have ever commited in my life.
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All of her posts are like, no you don't get it, long story, things just happened to me. The last advice she wants is what to do autonomously. [/quote] That's so sad  She's always been a victim and has been prevented from learning how to get out of those situations. gently caress this toilet earth. Thankfully nobody's called her a spineless doormat. Yet.
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Freudian posted:I mean, they also have a Reddit post where you implicate yourself now. And a signed confession apparently
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Holy gently caress, I read his profile. He's the lamest loving person alive. When I was 12 I successfully stole/scam over $15,000 worth of Counterstrike skins from innocent people. quote:[removed] Forced to drop class and take summer school because of ROUNDING issues on an online midterm (Opinions needed) quote:Hi, so recently I took a stats midterm on this online platform (We all know how much we hate these) and there were 12 questions total. I got 3 wrong simply due to rounding. For example, one questions answer was 3.2 and I put 3, another one was 10.8 and I put 11, another 35.5 and I put 36. Really frustrating and careless mistake, I know. However this total cost me 6 points, which is 30 total points. My professor gave me 5 points back. I really know this is my fault, but I feel like anyone can truly see how unlucky this is. I got 30 points off because I hosed up my rounding. Aside from this, I only got one question wrong on the exam, so without the rounding mishaps my grade would have been a 92. But now it is a 62. A- to an F because of rounding. A girl at a bar told me my Instagram is "Embarrassing" because I have pictures of me with my tall friends. quote:Hey guys. This happened a couple of weekends ago and I can't stop being sad over it. I am not sure how it got brought up, but this girl wanted to see my Instagram. I pulled it out on my phone and she was scrolling through it. I am 5'5, which is not terribly short but pretty short. Most of my friends in high school were athletic and 6'+. She taps on a picture of me and two of my friends in high school. She goes "Why would you post this? It is just embarrassing". Completely shattered what little confidence I have, and ruined my night. Continue to think about it every once in a while. Yeah I get it, she was just a bitch and I shouldn't let this affect me, but God drat that sucked.
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:The cops admitted they had no evidence against me so I told them every crime I have ever commited in my life. They're not even cops, they're Public Safety, which is just security guards in golf carts who go around telling you to turn down the music
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dreamin of semen posted:I miss her, she was a heavy gamer Is there any other kind
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DreamingofRoses posted:In her submission history she revealed that she was also abused as a child by her mom’s ex-husband. Ah, Jesus. 
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not being attracted to my girlfriend’s body? b*bs gud but vergine bettah
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Mar 12, 2019 16:21
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CheesyDog posted:r/legaladvice This should be required viewing in the US before you are allowed to be considered an adult because it breaks down every reason someone would think they should talk to the police: https://youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE
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Mar 12, 2019 16:43
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I think there's multiple levels on which that guy should not be considered an adult
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Mar 12, 2019 16:54
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I met my girlfriend’s parents – and realised I once slept with her father quote:Five years ago, I went through a bi phase and used to sleep around with pretty much everyone that came along, including other men. This changed when I fell in love with my new partner, who is everything to me. I recently met her parents and halfway through lunch realised that I had slept with her father. I was going to propose, but when my partner and her mother were away, he told me to end it with his daughter. I’m obviously in love – shall I just ignore him, or tell my partner? https://www.theguardian.com/lifeand...re_iOSApp_Other
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CheesyDog posted:r/legaladvice My favorite comment: “Everyone who told you that you should not have confessed to the police is wrong. You did exactly the right thing. You need to recognize and respect that you were breaking the law. Now is the time to seek help, stop your drug use. Get a lawyer, if you are charged with a crime, follow your lawyer's advice, and beg for leniency this being your first offense. Then, pay your debt to society, and lead a good and wholesome life in the future. You did the right thing by confessing, now, instead of trying to get out of trouble...just do better.”
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Mar 12, 2019 17:24
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Xenocides posted:My favorite comment: Lmao at boot breath here
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Mar 12, 2019 17:29
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"debt to society" lmao Also, guy who hosed his girlfriend's dad has no reason to listen to him. He's the one with all the power here, he can hold it over dad's head forever.
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chitoryu12 posted:Holy gently caress, I read his profile. He's the lamest loving person alive. Not only a fuckin loser but a snitch too.
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Mar 12, 2019 17:30
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Araenna posted:"debt to society" lmao Start calling him “dad” or “daddy” right away.
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Araenna posted:"debt to society" lmao Yeah, if he's willing to live with his father-in-law being cold and hateful forever, he can rest easy knowing dad will never tell anyone.
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Xenocides posted:My favorite comment: According to the rest of his Reddit posts, he's a giant rear end in a top hat who robbed people of $15,000 worth of Counter-Strike skins when he was 12 and is really insecure about being 5'5. All of his academic posts are complaining about how his grades are suffering because he did stupid stuff like rounding answers to the nearest whole number (as a finance major!). He's a chronic dumbass who can't stop trying to get out of consequences for any dumbass thing he does. So yeah, bootlicker and such, but I think actually accepting consequences for once in his goddamn life might help.
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chitoryu12 posted:According to the rest of his Reddit posts, he's a giant rear end in a top hat who robbed people of $15,000 worth of Counter-Strike skins when he was 12 and is really insecure about being 5'5. All of his academic posts are complaining about how his grades are suffering because he did stupid stuff like rounding answers to the nearest whole number (as a finance major!). He's a chronic dumbass who can't stop trying to get out of consequences for any dumbass thing he does. So yeah, bootlicker and such, but I think actually accepting consequences for once in his goddamn life might help. If it were just getting expelled I would probably agree with you.
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chitoryu12 posted:According to the rest of his Reddit posts, he's a giant rear end in a top hat who robbed people of $15,000 worth of Counter-Strike skins when he was 12 and is really insecure about being 5'5. All of his academic posts are complaining about how his grades are suffering because he did stupid stuff like rounding answers to the nearest whole number (as a finance major!). He's a chronic dumbass who can't stop trying to get out of consequences for any dumbass thing he does. So yeah, bootlicker and such, but I think actually accepting consequences for once in his goddamn life might help. On the bright side he'll be a manlet forever
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Don't hold the Counter-Strike thing against him. If anyone spends real money on video game guns it is a mitzvah to take them away
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littlebluellama posted:'Fiona' is the rear end in a top hat, or at least really thoughtless. They’re weak and are comforting themselves because deep down they’ve never been tested and need to quiet their own fear. I’ve never gotten poo poo for failing a SOF selection course by anyone with a Trident. Heard a few fat BMs or scrawny admin Marines who never had a boat on their head tell me how they would never give up and whatever.  Once a person has actually been tested in some way that forces you to confront your weaknesses it’s a lot easier to empathize and get your ego out of the way.
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:I met my girlfriend’s parents – and realised I once slept with her father
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chitoryu12 posted:Holy gently caress, I read his profile. He's the lamest loving person alive. 😂
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Barudak posted:Not only is it real but you gotta make the eggs yourself so its also a fun DIY project I could have sworn there was a company that actually sold silicone eggs to go in ovipositor dildoes, but my quick Google image search says I am wrong. Here's the vice article on gelatin eggs  https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/bnpv85/the-emerging-fetish-of-laying-alien-eggs-inside-yourself I wonder how the mold works for jello shots.
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Plain gelatin has the worst loving smell. I can't imagine taking a whiff of that and being like hellll yeah let's do some sex with these.
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dudeness posted:Plain gelatin has the worst loving smell. I can't imagine taking a whiff of that and being like hellll yeah let's do some sex with these. yes, that is the part of this scenario that gives me pause.
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:I met my girlfriend’s parents – and realised I once slept with her father "Mr. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?" Obviously the next step is to bang the mom.
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The egg-laying dildo is very much real: https://thefpl.us/episode/293
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dudeness posted:Plain gelatin has the worst loving smell. I can't imagine taking a whiff of that and being like hellll yeah let's do some sex with these. Use flavored gelatin then. Pretend that an anthropomorphic lemon is loving your rear end. Just make sure to wash out later. You don't want ants in there.
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DemoneeHo posted:Just make sure to wash out later. You don't want ants in there. Please don’t kinkshame.
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Straight White Shark posted:yes, that is the part of this scenario that gives me pause. Lol.
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DemoneeHo posted:Use flavored gelatin then. Pretend that an anthropomorphic lemon is loving your rear end. Oh god, don't do this to Lemon of the F Plus
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