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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

2)[Lie]

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


That seems appropriate somehow.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

zedprime posted:

I'll occasionally look at this photograph with arms wide open and be like actually yeah, they're different aren't they. Then it goes right back to being the same in my head. I can't even explain the Coldplay part, the other two are from similar rock molds but Coldplay is different but apparently not enough for it not to be completely wiped out by the Cold Creedback construct in my head.

It’s ok, at least you’re not the poster who thought Coldplay and Pantera were related bands.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

OMNIVERSE REPORTING

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

We Report. Reality Decides.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Screaming Idiot posted:

OMNIVERSE REPORTING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7IN1UDWJgY

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


A new serious contender for worst way to die: Chickens 'teamed up to kill fox' at Brittany farming school

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Zelda has been trying to warn me for years but I didn't listen until now

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Chickens remember when they were dinosaurs.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

perforated by a pack of peeved peckers

Whooping Crabs has a new favorite as of 13:16 on Mar 14, 2019

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Whooping Crabs posted:

perforated by a pack of peeved peckers

But enough about your porno collection.

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 44 minutes!

...and somehow this still is one of the more coherent news stories about the Brexit clusterfuck.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



By popular demand posted:

But enough about your porno collection.

penetrated by a posse of pointy pricks

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/MiamiHerald/status/1106381524688084992

Ada
Apr 22, 2014

Practice proper gun's safety.

Round Two: Florida mayor arrested just weeks after taking over for Florida mayor who was arrested.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

In all fairness "performer" doesn't monetarily mean it performs well, a poor performance is still a kind of performance.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Baron von Eevl posted:

In all fairness "performer" doesn't monetarily mean it performs well, a poor performance is still a kind of performance.

I'm sure your partners have appreciated this difference.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


That Escape From New York movie should really change the setting to Florida.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


No one escapes Florida.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
the florida is already inside you

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Screaming Idiot posted:

the florida is already inside you

How long do you have to live in Florida before it's permanent? Asking for someone who did a grade there (me).

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Mayorception.

We had a mayor who was recalled and re-elected in the same election up here in Mass, so not pointing any fingers at the moment.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Absurd Alhazred posted:

How long do you have to live in Florida before it's permanent? Asking for someone who did a grade there (me).

You'll know as soon as your licence plate turns to "A55ORGY"

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Scathach posted:

You'll know as soon as your licence plate turns to "A55ORGY"

Oh, so as long as I don't own a car I'm safe? Good to know.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Oh, so as long as I don't own a car I'm safe? Good to know.

You can own a license plate without a car

If you're from Florida, you can hang it up as decor

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


It just kinda appears in your house after a while. You might find it in the back of the closet while you're looking for lost meth, or maybe under the bed. Also while you're looking for lost meth.

All of a sudden, you're Florida Man or possibly Florida Woman.

Ada
Apr 22, 2014

Practice proper gun's safety.
I got back from a visit to family in Florida weeks ago and I'm still reeling.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Those are some... interesting choices as to which gets which... :thunk:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

The MSJ posted:

That Escape From New York movie should really change the setting to Florida.

"You are the Duke of Port Ritchie, you are A-Number One"

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Absurd Alhazred posted:

Those are some... interesting choices as to which gets which... :thunk:

tbf being blond is only achievable through generations of incest

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Krankenstyle posted:

tbf being blond is only achievable through generations of incest

If you go back far enough we're probably all the product of incest.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



dumb. posted:

If you go back far enough we're probably all the product of incest.

i know. im a genealogist, hence i can say with authority that blond people are inbred.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/josephmenn/status/1106578730904764416

Officially the likeliest candidate to be a goon.

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Bernie Sanders is definitely a D&D poster

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Everything I find out about O'Rourke is cool in a lame middle-aged sort of way, if only he had convictions or policies as well

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Phlegmish posted:

Everything I find out about O'Rourke is cool in a lame middle-aged sort of way, if only he had convictions or policies as well

He's too cool to launch his campaign with, like, policies or anything. That's for lamer nerds like Warren.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Dave Grool posted:

Bernie Sanders is definitely a D&D poster

Bernie would have won ... an argument in LF.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Krankenstyle posted:

i know. im a genealogist, hence i can say with authority that blond people are inbred.

What if I was only blond as a baby and then it wore off? And have a brother who's ginger but he's the only one. Am I merely partially inbred?

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Not a candidate yet, but AOC could be a goon. Maybe not SMG though.

Breaking news: Australian senator who said lovely stuff about Muslims after the NZ mosque attacks was egged by a teenager.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjqI9O4S6XA

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