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Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


AWarmBody posted:

A six year old being groomed for the cabal by MSM

The reason dabbing is featured so much in child media is because dabbing puts strain on the andreal gland which makes them get bigger so when The Cabal harvests the child for Adrenochrome there’s more of it! FOLLOW THE PLAN

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James Garfield
May 5, 2012
Am I a manipulative abuser in real life, or do I just roleplay one on the Internet for fun? You decide!
Sigma Aldrich sells 25 mg adrenochrome for 53 bucks, how good of a deal is that/are they part of the pedophile cabal

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Telsa Cola posted:

I mean that basically just sounds like a six year old.

My gf's cousin is five and he never dabs or fleeks at all. Is it kindergarten that does this to them? Should we tell his parents to unschool him?

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

It's Fortnite that does it

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

James Garfield posted:

Sigma Aldrich sells 25 mg adrenochrome for 53 bucks, how good of a deal is that/are they part of the pedophile cabal

it's not activated by the torture process

it'd be like trying to swallow charcoal you use in your grill to cure poisoning, it's not activated, it's not gonna help

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

James Garfield posted:

Sigma Aldrich sells 25 mg adrenochrome for 53 bucks, how good of a deal is that/are they part of the pedophile cabal

This is like butchugging vladdy instead of sipping a fine scotch. Yeah it's cheaper and you'll have more fun, but it's the ritual that the rich folk care about.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

James Garfield posted:

Sigma Aldrich sells 25 mg adrenochrome for 53 bucks, how good of a deal is that/are they part of the pedophile cabal

https://erowid.org/chemicals/adrenochrome/adrenochrome.shtml

It sucks. Oral administration does nothing& intravenous injections give you incapacitating headaches and make you sweat a lot

(I guess it's still worth trying to inject it directly into the balls or snort it with some crushed glass. But if that doesn't work either, you should really write it off)

e: I think it works for Killary because she sucks it directly out of the kids, like a vampire.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



Guess what did not happen.

I dunno lads, feel like these Qübermench are fairly gullible.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

zoux posted:



Guess what did not happen.

I dunno lads, feel like these Qübermench are fairly gullible.

Even if he wanted to, Trump doesn't have the money to donate to anything.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

Goon Danton posted:

My gf's cousin is five and he never dabs or fleeks at all. Is it kindergarten that does this to them? Should we tell his parents to unschool him?

Yes, as soon as you put kids in a regular group with people they don't already know they'll start to learn their own rituals and memes. That said, they'll grow out of it in 15 years or so

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

The Narrator posted:

Yes, as soon as you put kids in a regular group with people they don't already know they'll start to learn their own rituals and memes. That said, they'll grow out of it in 15 years or so

I will never stop wearing JNCOs and smoking clove cigarettes.

Complications
Jun 19, 2014

Neo_Crimson posted:

Even if he wanted to, Trump doesn't have the money to donate to anything.
Let's be fair - he could absolutely donate an arbitrary amount of money that he subsequently pays back to himself and donates again to his own paper-and-main-office in Cayman Islands construction company. And then graciously allow other people to donate to it as well. It could be called the Trump Charity Construction company

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Jagged Jim posted:

:jewish: "Hello Mr. Newly Elected World Leader would you like to take a trip to Pedophilia Island?"
:barry: "What?"
:jewish: "poo poo! I meant to say Orgy Island?"
:barry: "What?"
:jewish: "gently caress! Uh... You'll have a ...wonderful time?"
:barry: "Oh, okay."

I thought you said it was just a name!!!

What I meant was it’s technically ephebiophelia peninsula!

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Jagged Jim posted:

:jewish: "Hello Mr. Newly Elected World Leader would you like to take a trip to Pedophilia Island?"
:barry: "What?"
:jewish: "poo poo! I meant to say Orgy Island?"
:barry: "What?"
:jewish: "gently caress! Uh... You'll have a ...wonderful time?"
:barry: "Oh, okay."

I thought you said it was just a name!

What I meant was it’s technically ephebiophelia peninsula!

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Local Weather posted:

I’m familiar with that concept but why do you call it the “Caro Line”?

Noteable SomethingAwful Forums User Caro was a guy who happily sat at home playing CoD and other shooters; while ranting on the forums about his acute paranoia regarding the police and his suspicions he was being spied on by the CIA and other institutes.

Somehow all his paranoia came to a head when he decided the best thing to do with his life was to travel to Libya during the Arab Spring to be a "journalist". He taught himself first aid and "surgery" by watching YouTube and went off to be a foreign corespondent, definitely not to play CoD IRL. Somehow he actually gets into Libya, and after some internet slience, returns posting sporadic videos on YouTube documenting his totally not illegal involvement in a foreign armed conflict; with videos up to and including interviewing a doctor, getting into a "sniper duel" and partaking in a siege of a city. He also somehow ended up trying to be a medic with his "training", and was photographed as doing as such in a real piece published by legitimate journalists.

He was tracked by Brown Moses of bellingcat.com fame until he dropped off the radar entirely not long after the Sryian conflict started in 2012; having decided to travel into Syria to continue his crusade there. After that point everyone assumed, for years, that he'd been killed if not locked up on a Syrian government facility and starved to death there. But suddenly in 2016 he turns up alive, having his freedom from said Syrian facility negotiated by the U.S. State Department.

Edit: All of this is basically transposed from the SAclopedia entry on Caro and I by no means am providing a first person account of his antics as someone who was there. I wasn't I just read the story and some of the old threads for kicks.

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Mar 12, 2019

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Gridlocked posted:

Noteable SomethingAwful Forums User Caro was a guy who happily sat at home playing CoD and other shooters; while ranting on the forums about his acute paranoia regarding the police and his suspicions he was being spied on by the CIA and other institutes.

Somehow all his paranoia came to a head when he decided the best thing to do with his life was to travel to Libya during the Arab Spring to be a "journalist". He taught himself first aid and "surgery" by watching YouTube and went off to be a foreign corespondent, definitely not to play CoD IRL. Somehow he actually gets into Libya, and after some internet slience, returns posting sporadic videos on YouTube documenting his totally not illegal involvement in a foreign armed conflict; with videos up to and including interviewing a doctor, getting into a "sniper duel" and partaking in a siege of a city. He also somehow ended up trying to be a medic with his "training", and was photographed as doing as such in a real piece published by legitimate journalists.

He was tracked by Brown Moses of bellingcat.com fame until he dropped off the radar entirely not long after the Sryian conflict started in 2012; having decided to travel into Syria to continue his crusade there. After that point everyone assumed, for years, that he'd been killed if not locked up on a Syrian government facility and starved to death there. But suddenly in 2016 he turns up alive, having his freedom from said Syrian facility negotiated by the U.S. State Department.

Edit: All of this is basically transposed from the SAclopedia entry on Caro and I by no means am providing a first person account of his antics as someone who was there. I wasn't I just read the story and some of the old threads for kicks.

And at the height of the Ukrainian Civil War someone came around who knew a guy that was handling artillery shells for the Ukrainian military. Long story short, I still have the picture on my phone of a shell with "Caro Package" written on it being sent to the front.

Something Awful is going to have a loving weird history by the time it finally dies.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Caro was a weird dude that everyone kind of ragged on in 2009-10, and I was reading one of his posts where he suddenly started describing how he knew that this local doctor (who he named and gave their address) was trying to blind him by shining a laser in his eyes, and I'll always remember the feeling of going from "haha this guy is crazy" to "oh, this guy is crazy."

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

chitoryu12 posted:

And at the height of the Ukrainian Civil War someone came around who knew a guy that was handling artillery shells for the Ukrainian military. Long story short, I still have the picture on my phone of a shell with "Caro Package" written on it being sent to the front.

Something Awful is going to have a loving weird history by the time it finally dies.
Please post the Caro Package.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Jay Rust posted:

It's Fortnite that does it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spYOxebFC6s

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
Ben Garrison used to be a more subtle about his Q pandering, by his standards anyway.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
I was Facebook friends with Caro. He was surprisingly normal during conversations, with the few exceptions when he would mention his continuing vendetta against Qualcomm. I haven’t talked to him since he returned from captivity, but I’m kinda curious how he’s doing.

Peacoffee
Feb 11, 2013


Deathy McDeath posted:

I was Facebook friends with Caro. He was surprisingly normal during conversations, with the few exceptions when he would mention his continuing vendetta against Qualcomm. I haven’t talked to him since he returned from captivity, but I’m kinda curious how he’s doing.

I can only imagine the last few years doing wonders for his health.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

90s Cringe Rock posted:

Please post the Caro Package.

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
Didn't Caro get tortured in a Syrian jail

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

mcvey posted:

Didn't Caro get tortured in a Syrian jail

Yeah, that artillery shell was before it was revealed that he was still alive and the US government negotiated for his release. Not sure what he's done since he got back, though.

Big Hubris
Mar 8, 2011


Sex Robot posted:

My house mate's 6 year old son constantly and intermittently says yeet and dabs like they're tourettes tics. It's bizarre. The internet will kill us all.

You don't remember the MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY phase of your adolescence do you?

there's also that phase where they read something clever and repeat it at full volume

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

chitoryu12 posted:

And at the height of the Ukrainian Civil War someone came around who knew a guy that was handling artillery shells for the Ukrainian military. Long story short, I still have the picture on my phone of a shell with "Caro Package" written on it being sent to the front.

Something Awful is going to have a loving weird history by the time it finally dies.

I remember that. The guy who was taking submissions for messages to be written on shells aimed at the Russians and "insurgents who totally aren't Russians" right?

mcvey posted:

Didn't Caro get tortured in a Syrian jail


He DID! But then in 2016 it turns out he DIDN'T die there and was freed by negotiations from the State Department.

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

EdithUpwards posted:

You don't remember the MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY phase of your adolescence do you?

No, but I was a loving loser as a kid so I don’t think I did much period.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Gridlocked posted:

I remember that. The guy who was taking submissions for messages to be written on shells aimed at the Russians and "insurgents who totally aren't Russians" right?

Yeah, that's the one. I got directed to it after a really crazy anti-Putin user with an anime avatar in the Eastern European politics thread got their username written on a shell. I couldn't pass the opportunity up.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
I wonder what happened to that goon, you know post Russian occupation of Crimea the subsequentl continued skirmishes on the border

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
It's great how these people go through celebrity tweets looking for off-color jokes to use as proof they're part of satanic child trafficking rings, and now they're probably cheering for Tucker Carlson saying "'Accessory to child rape?' What does that even mean lol he shouldn't be in jail for that. Also, abolish age of consent."

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Dr Christmas posted:

It's great how these people go through celebrity tweets looking for off-color jokes to use as proof they're part of satanic child trafficking rings, and now they're probably cheering for Tucker Carlson saying "'Accessory to child rape?' What does that even mean lol he shouldn't be in jail for that. Also, abolish age of consent."

The hard core believers are frothing at the mouth about magical Torture Kids Until Their Adrenals Produce Youth Drugs scenarios.

Run of the mill ephebophilia (note: I am not a libertarian) is too vanilla to give a poo poo about, regardless of the reality that it results in actual sexual assaults against the underaged.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
Trump made a typo in a tweet, let the analysis begin

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1107425313968017408

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

chitoryu12 posted:

Yeah, that artillery shell was before it was revealed that he was still alive and the US government negotiated for his release. Not sure what he's done since he got back, though.

That’s a good question. Maybe Brown Moses is still in contact with him?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Thanksgiving at the Flynn house has got to be bonkers
https://twitter.com/swin24/status/1107609937834897409

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




So what's the endgame when (hopefully) Trump doesn't get a second term and nothing has come to pass?

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

History Comes Inside! posted:

So what's the endgame when (hopefully) Trump doesn't get a second term and nothing has come to pass?

Make up a new stupid conspiracy theory for them to latch onto after they memoryhole this one

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

History Comes Inside! posted:

So what's the endgame when (hopefully) Trump doesn't get a second term and nothing has come to pass?
The election results were fake. The real results were a Trump landslide. He's still secret president, and the good guys are letting the deep state claim victory and think they're in control so they'll be lulled into a false sense of security and be caught off guard when Huber declassifies Hillary's emails in 2025 or whatever.

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Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

The election results were fake. The real results were a Trump landslide. He's still secret president, and the good guys are letting the deep state claim victory and think they're in control so they'll be lulled into a false sense of security and be caught off guard when Huber declassifies Hillary's emails in 2025 or whatever.

Yeah this

Also a large upswing in domestic white nationalist terrorism alienated lone wolfs that did a no-no

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