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a fatguy baldspot: Aug 29, 2018

therobit posted:

Well he's no longer attracted to a life with no dick.

Lmao

# ? Mar 15, 2019 13:14

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# ? May 30, 2024 11:12

Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Power Khan posted:

Reversed threads be like: the dude is jerking off nonstop and the wife complains about not having sex anymore.

The comments go:

"Absolutely despicable, dump him, he's got a porn addiction"

Yeah, I don't really get the double standard. Keeping track of her vibrators and taking pictures is weird though.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 14:22

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for being angry at my wife for being stoned 24/7 while pregnant (refusing to sober-up for baby's health, despite my pleading)

Uh wow, I love smoking weed to relax after work and to help my sleep, but holy gently caress, that is a crazy amount of weed. :eyepop:

# ? Mar 15, 2019 14:41

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

Power Khan posted:

Reversed threads be like: the dude is jerking off nonstop and the wife complains about not having sex anymore.

The comments go:

"Absolutely despicable, dump him, he's got a porn addiction"

ok but would you gently caress that guy

# ? Mar 15, 2019 14:44

Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Uh wow, I love smoking weed to relax after work and to help my sleep, but holy gently caress, that is a crazy amount of weed.

Yeah, I know tolerances go up, but 7 grams a day is insanity. Regardless of the damage it is possibly doing to the baby, how in the world can she take care of it when it is born in that state?!

# ? Mar 15, 2019 14:46

a fatguy baldspot: Aug 29, 2018

Yeah iirc that�s almost an eighth a day? That�s expensive af, like 450 dollars a week? Math may be off but drat lady slow your roll.

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# ? Mar 15, 2019 15:00

Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Palemdromes posted:

Yeah iirc that’s almost an eighth a day? That’s expensive af, like 450 dollars a week? Math may be off but drat lady slow your roll.

No, thats a quarter ounce!

# ? Mar 15, 2019 15:01

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Play posted:

This is actually taking place in a normal class, not during lunch at all. He mentions that lunch is the next period so it seems extra unnecessary

Not sure why the teacher just lets them all chow down, maybe its study hall or something

lmao "dumpster diving" more like trashcan canoodling

you're not eating the receipts so what's the drat issue would be my theoretical question I would ask this person who can't hear me

At least he had the sense to bow out quietly. That's one where once you realize what you just said you cut your losses and get the gently caress out. Your pathetic cries of "I didn't mean it like that" will NOT I repeat NOT work against an angry liquored up crowd who would love to see a racist (real or imagined) put in their place

Ive identified with enough plot lines of Curb Your Enthusiasm to fear this situation and also take him at his word, but one of the weirdest parts is to post about a very public event with many witnesses on a public website with your main account. Like anyone there who thought you were the bad guy now knows a lot more about you!

# ? Mar 15, 2019 15:05

Geoj: May 28, 2008; BITTER POOR PERSON

Palemdromes posted:

Yeah iirc that’s almost an eighth a day?

He said 3.5 - 7 grams daily.

So an eighth to a quarter daily, by herself.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 15:06

DemoneeHo: Nov 9, 2017; Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca

I hope that baby can suck in nutrients from second hand weed smoke, cause there is no way mom can afford both weed and baby food.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 15:14

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

DemoneeHo posted:

I hope that baby can suck in nutrients from second hand weed smoke, cause there is no way mom can afford both weed and baby food.

my bro have you heard of edibles???

# ? Mar 15, 2019 15:16

DemoneeHo: Nov 9, 2017; Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca

Let's try a story that is wholesome and not depressing for once:

I (24F) want to propose to GF (24F) at the end of the year. She's 100% on board and I'm excited, but how do I get over my (likely needless) fear of other people's opinions on the matter?

quote:

First post here, please be gentle lol. TL;DR at bottom.

My partner, who I'll call Z, and I have an amazing, loving, fun relationship, and I have no doubt in my mind that I want to marry her. Z and I have been together for 1.5 years and get along fantastically; we share a lot of interests, enjoy a great amount of time both together and separately, get along well with each other's friends, and my family loves her and seems to accept her as one of their own (she even celebrated Christmas with us this year, which was a cross-country trip, and she's attending my brother's college graduation with us out of state in May). We do have the occasional disagreement as any couple would, but we always resolve it. We communicate quite well generally, and have talked about all the important future things--future kids (or lack thereof) and when to have them/how to raise them, finances, career goals, religion, where to live, even future pets, etc.-- and are well aligned on all these things. No one else makes me happier or ever has (and this is also neither of our first relationships; I had a past relationship of 2+ years which ended over a year before I even met Z), and I'm sure I want to spend the rest of my life with Z. And yes, Z and I have talked about it, we both feel the same way, and we have discussed a proposal timeline (as per my title, at least 9 months but probably more than 12). We are officially moving in together in June and would do sooner if leases allow; we wanted to start co-habitation last June but decided it was too early and it would benefit our relationship to spend another year with separate apartments (which has gone well even though we sleep together most nights we are happy with this decision). If it's relevant, we were also both raised in religious families and marriage is important to us both spiritually and socially. We do not live together but spend most nights together, already do chores and generally live as if we do.

Here's where the issue (?) comes in: despite overwhelming support of our relationship from friends and my family (Z's family does not approve because I am a woman and not of the religion that she was raised in-- and no longer follows for reasons unrelated to our relationship-- but that's a whole other story) and me soon to be in a good place to propose to Z (will be finishing graduate school this spring and securing a job in a decently high-earning field after being a student my whole life). I'm wanting to propose in mid December, at which time we'll have been dating for 27 months. Plenty of time in my opinion. If it's relevant, I'm 100% good with a long engagement and/or just a small civil ceremony, as is Z, this isn't really about having a wedding for either of us. I'll be 25 by the time I want to propose and working a full time career/financially independent, we will have lived together for 6 months (important to both of us), we want to move abroad together in late 2020 or early 2021 (something we are both passionate about, have talked logistics about a lot, and are taking actions to begin to set this plan in motion) and although it's NOT AT ALL why we want to get married, being married might help with the whole going abroad together process. Everything makes sense to me, we're on the same page, and I know I am ready...so why am I so nervous to tell people, especially my family (some extended family are also maybe not going to be ok with me marrying a woman, though Z has never been kept a secret)?

Mostly, I think it's because I'm worried that people will think we're rushing into this, even though logically I know I'm not; I'd wait forever for Z if necessary and would be with her even if she didn't want to get married, it just seems like a great time and I'm excited to be able to call her my fiancee and then wife, and I know we've had all the necessary conversations. However, I've heard so many conversations in my life about people being too young or engaging too soon and have seen the disastrous consequences of rushing into marriage...I'm rambling. I don't think being engaged at 25 and married at 26-27 is too young, personally, especially with a couple years' dating under our belt, and I don't have any reason to suspect I'll get negative feedback either. But the more I think about December as a timeline, the more I'm worried I'll get a negative reaction from people for doing so (even though it is 100% what both Z and I want).

So, Reddit, how do I get out of my head, knowing that this is what I want and that Z is the person for me, and commit to myself and what we've talked about? Any advice on how I trust in what I want and knowing what is best for me? I've always been a bit of a people pleaser and have lived my life by what other people think I should be doing; how to get myself to trust my own instincts on this plan and my relationship with Z?

TL;DR: I want to propose to my girlfriend of 1.5 years, Z, in December and am confident in my choice of doing so. Z is in the know and 100% on board. How do I get past the fear of others disapproving of my choice?

# ? Mar 15, 2019 15:17

DemoneeHo: Nov 9, 2017; Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

my bro have you heard of edibles???

Touch�. But baby won't have teeth to chew with for some time. Unless mom wants to feed the baby like a mother bird chews worms for her chicks.

:barf:

Both weed mom and my reaction

# ? Mar 15, 2019 15:20

Ignite Memories: Feb 27, 2005

you just put the joint backwards in your mouth, kiss the baby and shotgun it to them. duh,

# ? Mar 15, 2019 15:24

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

Geoj posted:

He said 3.5 - 7 grams daily.

So an eighth to a quarter daily, by herself.

this reminds me of the facehole thread i looked at from one of my Colorado friends, when he was talking about vape pens(specifically weed vape pens) and he and a million of his buddies are like "yeah these things don't do poo poo all i do is rip them in between my dabs of 1g of THC concentrate" and it's like, take a minute and think about what you're saying and how that relates to your consumption, then maybe make some major life changes causes jfc

don't get me wrong i :weed:

quite frequently, but that's lik 1-3 hits off a vape pen and i'm fuckin set.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 15:35

Willfrey: Jul 20, 2007; Why don't the poors simply buy more money?; Fun Shoe

Does THC make its way into breast milk in any decent potency?

# ? Mar 15, 2019 15:59

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

Willfrey posted:

Does THC make its way into breast milk in any decent potency?

i'm at work otherwise i'd look into it a bit more, but here's an article from last year saying they could detect delta-9-THC in breast milk up to 6 days after last use. i can't comment on the potency of these levels, but it does appear to make its way into breast milk. (sorry it's not a direct link to the article, it's on pubmed, my searches just return an internal URL and i'm not gonna post that)

Marijuana Use by Breastfeeding Mothers and Cannabinoid Concentrations in Breast Milk. Pediatrics. 2018 Sep;142(3). pii: e20181076. doi: 10.1542/peds.2018-1076.

quote:

Abstract
Marijuana is the most commonly used recreational drug among breastfeeding women. With legalization of marijuana in several US states and a 1990 study in which authors documented psychomotor deficits in infants breastfed by mothers using marijuana, there is a need for information on potential exposure to the breastfed infant. Our objective with this study was to quantify cannabinoids in human milk after maternal marijuana use.

METHODS:
Between 2014 and 2017, 50 breastfeeding women who reported marijuana use provided 54 breast milk samples to a research repository, Mommy's Milk. Concentrations of Δ-9-tetrahydrocannabinol (∆9-THC), 11-hydroxy-Δ-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, cannabidiol, and cannabinol were measured by using liquid chromatography mass spectrometry electrospray ionization.

RESULTS:
∆9-THC was detectable in 34 (63%) of the 54 samples up to ∼6 days after last reported use; the median concentration of ∆9-THC was 9.47 ng/mL (range: 1.01-323.00). Five samples had detectable levels of 11-hydroxy-Δ-9-tetrahydrocannabinol (range: 1.33-12.80 ng/mL) or cannabidiol (range: 1.32-8.56 ng/mL). The sample with the highest concentration of cannabidiol (8.56 ng/mL) did not have measurable ∆9-THC. Cannabinol was not detected in any samples. The number of hours since last use was a significant predictor of log ∆9-THC concentrations (-0.03; 95% confidence interval [CI] -0.04 to -0.01; P = .005). Adjusted for time since last use, the number of daily uses and time from sample collection to analysis were also significant predictors of log ∆9-THC concentrations (0.51; 95% CI 0.03 to 0.99; P = .039; 0.08; 95% CI 0.00 to 0.15; P = .038, respectively).

CONCLUSIONS:
∆9-THC was measurable in a majority of breast milk samples up to ∼6 days after maternal marijuana use.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 16:09

wizardofloneliness: Dec 30, 2008

Just think about what's going to happen after the baby's born. At that point I don't even know what you could do besides divorce and filing for custody.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 16:09

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for telling my conservative parents that my sister has a boyfriend?

I hope he gets run over by a bus and his poor sister never speaks to her horribly abusive family again. That's seriously terrible for her. :smith:

# ? Mar 15, 2019 16:14

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Leon Einstein posted:

Yeah, I know tolerances go up, but 7 grams a day is insanity. Regardless of the damage it is possibly doing to the baby, how in the world can she take care of it when it is born in that state?!

Yup, I'd be much more worried that the baby's mom is literally never sober and can't possibly care for her incoming child than any damage done to the baby, because holy poo poo how is smoking that much and living as an actual person possible???? :dogbutton:

I hope he's filing for divorce ASAP long before the baby is born. If not, he's the dumbest motherfucker alive.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 16:17

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Cough Drop The Beat posted:

I hope he gets run over by a bus and his poor sister never speaks to her horribly abusive family again. That's seriously terrible for her.

To be fair, it sounds like momma's boy has never been allowed to have any boundaries either and has just internalized that as normal and healthy. It doesn't make it okay for him to immediately rat out his sister whenever possible, but it means he's also being heavily abused, he just thinks the abuse is normal. That's really sad and he's going to be hosed up for life even if he does somehow manage to realize poo poo's broken.

EDIT: Agreed that I hope sister is able to cut off her family, though.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 16:28

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Willfrey posted:

Does THC make its way into breast milk in any decent potency?

I hope so because it would own if a bunch of weed smoking moms ran around spraying people with their breast milk giving them contact highs like the modern Merry Pranksters.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 16:28

therobit: Aug 19, 2008; I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

cumshitter posted:

I hope so because it would own if a bunch of weed smoking moms ran around spraying people with their breast milk giving them contact highs like the modern Merry Pranksters.

Breastmilk straight from the titties of constantly stoned mothers is the next wave in edibles. If you've never tried it then you haven't lived.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 16:43

Paul Zuvella: Dec 7, 2011

therobit posted:

Breastmilk straight from the titties of constantly stoned mothers is the next wave in edibles. If you've never tried it then you haven't lived.

but its just like pee

# ? Mar 15, 2019 16:44

therobit: Aug 19, 2008; I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Paul Zuvella posted:

but its just like pee

No you dumbass drinking piss is only a proper delivery method for LSD.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 16:49

a fatguy baldspot: Aug 29, 2018

therobit posted:

No you dumbass drinking piss is only a proper delivery method for LSD.

drat this is giving me flashbacks to 2008 TCC

# ? Mar 15, 2019 16:54

DemoneeHo: Nov 9, 2017; Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca

therobit posted:

Breastmilk straight from the titties of constantly stoned mothers is the next wave in edibles. If you've never tried it then you haven't lived.

The wife who was squirting her boobs at her husband from a few pages back should get in on this.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 17:27

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

Palemdromes posted:

drat this is giving me flashbacks to 2008 TCC

think that's the LSD-pee you just drank

# ? Mar 15, 2019 17:27

Clark Nova: Jul 18, 2004

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for confronting my wife about using her vibrators?

My wife and I have been married over ten years, two children, two incomes, in our forties, and have a relatively healthy relationship. We communicate pretty well, enduring no significant challenges like cheating, abuse, money problems, except for one: our sex life. Mis-matched libidos is a common issue, especially after children, age, and life comes into play, and that�s totally fair, but If I'm a 9, she's a 2. It's something we've discussed with some difficulty, but openly. I'm still very attracted to her. Oh, there�s no religious influence.

We've been on about a 2/3x a month average for a few years, far less than my ideal, but tolerable. We�ve discussed it, with shallow promises to work together, but no real change. I backfill with porn, which she is fully aware of and has zero issue with. Our last child was born 6 years ago. More context: when we do have sex it is intimate and pleasurable for us both. Reading between the lines: I am a giving partner, ensure she comes, and we aren't pushing any uncomfortable boundaries afaik�I'm not forcing her to do anal or dress up like my mom is what I'm saying. She has two vibrators. Masturbation is part of our intimacy, it's not taboo at all either together or alone. Her private sex life is her business, assuming it's not harmful to our marriage.

Around September the frequency has dropped to 1 or 2 times a month, no obvious external factors would indicate why. At this point my frustration has resulted in my not initiating at all.

Important side note: About a year ago, I went to her nightstand for a phone charger (routine and not inappropriate), and when I put it back a day later, noted one vibrator was in a completely different place. It's purple and hard to miss. This occurred during an extended dry spell and it irked me. I asked her about it, she flatly denied using it, I dropped it and haven't been checking since then. You'll have to trust me on this one.

The main story

Last week while making our bed, close her nightstand drawer and realize the vibrator is missing. We hadn't had sex since early Feb, only twice this year, and hope maybe it's charging (my birthday soon). Nothing. Monday before a trip, I take a picture of the top drawer: no vibrator; and bottom drawer: vibrator.

I came home and checked. Vibrator back in the top drawer, now the one in the bottom drawer is missing. I call her out, without mentioning the photos, and she straight up denies touching them, angrily stating,"If they've moved, someone else moved them," goes upstairs, puts both in my top drawer, and leaves for work. Yeah, I'll be headed over to r/relationship_advice next.

I just sent her four before-and-after pictures without comment. AITA?

tl;dr I took photos of my wife's vibrators and showed her to catch her lying about using them while ignoring our sex life.

I have to admire this gormless fuckwit for finding the way to bring up his resentments that is the absolute least likely to get him laid, like a sow sniffing out a truffle

# ? Mar 15, 2019 17:31

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

Johnny Truant posted:

think that's the LSD-pee you just drank

Morpeeus!?!

# ? Mar 15, 2019 17:32

hevnz 2 murgatroyd: Apr 13, 2018; by Smythe

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for being angry at my wife for being stoned 24/7 while pregnant (refusing to sober-up for baby's health, despite my pleading)

Holy poo poo.

Step 1 - Abortion. That baby is going to be hosed.

Step 2 - Decide if you want to have a family with someone else or get baked and play video games all day with your drug addict wife. You can't reproduce with someone who is incapable of not smoking 1-2 ounces a week.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 17:37

CheesyDog: Jul 4, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

r/sex
Considering an open relationship...terrible idea or potential solution?
u/bananarama70

quote:

Hi everyone. So my boyfriend and I have been dating for just under a year, this is his first relationship and I am his first sexual partner. Aside from the first few weeks, every sexual encounter that we have ends because he loses his erection, we try and keep things going but it's hard for us both to stay in the mood. He is hard whenever I am close to him, it's just when I touch him or we try intercourse that it goes away. I know he finds me attractive, I love him very much and we have a great relationship apart from this, I'd go as far as to say this issue has brought us closer together. I have been patient and supportive, we have tried lots of different avenues, lots of talking, viagra, health check, therapy, hypnotherapy, porn, no porn, masturbation, no masturbation, no PIV, lots of foreplay, pretty much exhausted the list atm. But nothing has worked. I feel like such an rear end in a top hat saying this but my desire for him has unfortunately dwindled completely now and when I think of sex, all I can think of is the feeling I get when I feel it "going wrong". We tried again last night for the first time in a long time after he had hypnosis and was sure he was better, but it happened again and I really don't know what to do, I love him, but I can't live like this and it feels as though we're out of options. Now, I know I'm potentially going to sound like an rear end in a top hat, so please be gentle. A few weeks ago I had a minor indiscretion, no kissing or touching, no sex, but I went away on business and ended up cuddling my colleague in a sexually charged way. I felt terribly guilty and told my boyfriend straight away, he was amazing about it. And after, we had the most amazing sex for the first time since the beginning. We started discussing whether it might be an idea to have sex outside the relationship, for him to get more experience and for us both to just generally take the pressure off. Has anyone tried this? Is it a terrible idea? I can't imagine wanting to be with anybody else and I'd only want it to be with people who were inappropriate for a relationship to avoid any complications.

TLDR: My boyfriend and I have been together about a year and haven't had sex for about 80% of that time due to his performance anxiety causing erectile dysfunction. We're considering the idea of having sex outside the relationship to see if it might help.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 18:49

Power Khan: Aug 20, 2011; by Fritz the Horse

Leon Einstein posted:

Yeah, I don't really get the double standard. Keeping track of her vibrators and taking pictures is weird though.

She's gaslighting him. No, it didn't move. No, I didn't touch them. You're imagining things.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 18:55

Power Khan: Aug 20, 2011; by Fritz the Horse

I (24M) told my 'friend' (22F) to gently caress off because she called my girlfriend (23F) ugly?
I (24M) have dated (23F) for several months, let's call her Megan.

Now here is some relevant info, and you will see why. I am considered very good looking. I've done modelling for several years, and I've always had women ''throw'' themselves at me. I've done the whole casual sex thing with hot girls, and it was fun, but ultimately a bit meaningless and hollow.

I'm quite extroverted and outgoing as well. Now my girlfriend Megan, is the opposite personality. She's introverted and very shy when I first met her, but she's very kind hearted and intelligent. She's a librarian actually and I actually asked her out, and when I did, she thought I was ''asking her out for a joke''. I had to re-assure her that I was 100% serious.

I think she's also stunning; now here is where the relevance of my info comes in. Most people (my parents and male/female friends) keep telling me that she looks ''plain'' and that she's ''punching''. They're bemused as to why I went for her.

I consider my girlfriend beautiful, she's attractive to me, but to most other people, she's apparently ''plain looking'' and ''ordinary''. Even if I accepted that as true (which I don't think it is), I wouldn't like her any less than I do.

Now obviously I can see that these are insulting things to say and I usually tell them to be quiet when they say that. Now one of the girls in my social circle (22F) who also does modelling and I guess is one of those ''instagram girls'' asked me on a night out:

''Why did you go for Megan? Babe she's so plain, ugly even. You realize you're not respecting yourself by lowering yourself like that???''

At that point I just lost it and responded:

''Shut the gently caress up you basic bitch, gently caress off''

I haven't spoken to her since, but my phone blew up with messages from her friends telling me that I am a huge rear end in a top hat for treating her like that and ''she was only looking out for me'' WTF lol??!! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. My guy friends didn't say much.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 18:56

Power Khan: Aug 20, 2011; by Fritz the Horse

Lmao, this poo poo never gets old

Girlfriend [31F] wanted an open relationship. I [34M] reluctantly agreed. She freaked out now that I am sleeping with other women.
About 4 months ago my girlfriend of 6 years brought up having an open relationship. At first I said no and was incredibly angry that she would even ask that of me. The thought of my girlfriend sleeping with other guys made me livid, so did the idea that she felt I wasn't giving her what she needs.

After a few days she brought it up again and I reluctantly agreed to the arrangement. I decided to go ahead with it because I wanted her to be happy and not end up cheating behind my back. I do love her and realize that relationships consist of compromises and finding middle grounds.

I told her we could have an open relationship, but I don't want her telling me about other guys or where she is going when she does it. That she just needs to play it safe because I don't want any STDs.

Anyhow, about a month into the new arrangement I realized she was meeting up with some guy for sex. I was pissed at first, but decided to start taking advantage of my new found freedom as well. There is no point in me sulking and being angry.

I started getting on dating apps and talking to new women and going out on dates. I, too, started sleeping with other women. I currently have 3 FWBs that I see fairly regularly.

Anyhow, one of the FWBs likes sending me a bunch of nude selfies. She also likes taking videos of us having sex and sometimes sends me the videos.

My girlfriend snooped my phone earlier and went ballistic. She asked me how many women am I seeing and why I am participating in sex videos. After yelling at me for a while she has been stuck in the bedroom sobbing and doesn't want to be around me.

I am puzzled and really not sure what to do or even why she reacted the way she did considering she proposed this type of relationship. I am not sure how to proceed or even what to say to her.

Edit: I want to thank everyone for their input. I am at work now and will try to read and reply to some of the responses.

My girlfriend and I didn't talk at all last night, but she did say she wanted to talk this morning right before I was leaving for work. I told her we would talk tonight after work.

Tldr:

Girlfriend wanted open relationship

I reluctantly agreed

Girlfriend slept with at least one guy

I now have several FWBs

Girlfriend snooped my phone. Saw sexually explicit stuff

Girlfriend went ballistic and then started crying hysterically

Not sure how to console her or understand why she reacted like that

# ? Mar 15, 2019 18:58

Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

That guy thinks he's the star of some lovely movie.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 18:59

Peaceful Anarchy: Sep 18, 2005; sXe
I am the math man.

Leon Einstein posted:

That guy thinks he's the star of some lovely movie.

He doesn't think it he knows it. It's mentioned right in the post.

quote:

She also likes taking videos of us having sex and sometimes sends me the videos.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 19:07

Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Peaceful Anarchy posted:

He doesn't think it he knows it. It's mentioned right in the post.

I meant the super attractive guy that was always banging hot chicks and then hooked up with a plain librarian and only he can see her true worth.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 19:08

dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

Leon Einstein posted:

I meant the super attractive guy that was always banging hot chicks and then hooked up with a plain librarian and only he can see her true worth.

Maybe she taught him to read?

# ? Mar 15, 2019 19:11

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# ? May 30, 2024 11:12

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

looks though are kinda fleeting and shallow though. i used to be pretty and now im uggo af

# ? Mar 15, 2019 19:16

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