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1500quidpoocati posted:If Vettel wins the title I will post my balls Toxxes are supposed to be a punishment for yourself, not everyone else
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big crush on Chad OMG posted:More threads need Toxxes involving chippy boxes and/or posting your balls  If a Ferrari driver doesn't win the WDC I will eat a proper English fish and chip dinner, complete with mushy peas, curry sauce and a saveloy. I'll spare you all livestreaming my guts prolapsing out of my arse the following morning as I try to cup my cock and bollocks out of the way of the toilet pan for your viewing pleasure. For the uninitiated, a saveloy is basically boiled horsemeat in a condom masquerading as a sausage.
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All I want is for someone in the UK to eat some jellied eels and tell me what that's like.
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Big Huski Boi posted:All I want is for someone in the UK to eat some boiled eels and tell me what that's like. Boiled or jellied? Jellied eels are loving gross. It's like eating the brains of a lesser creature and, unsurpiringly, getting less intelligent as you do so.
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Theophany posted:Boiled or jellied? Jellied eels are loving gross. It's like eating the brains of a lesser creature and, unsurpiringly, getting less intelligent as you do so. I fixed the typo, I meant jellied. I require more detail.
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Big Huski Boi posted:I fixed the typo, I meant jellied. I require more detail. Imagine a jelly that was made with little eels in it. Those eels were fished out of a horrifically polluted river that has much effluent flowing through it. That beautiful eel-filled jelly was then hacked apart to free the eels but not with enough finesse to remove all the gross gelatine. This is then served with a pie that has too much gravy and flavourless mashed potatoes. I really don't like Vice, but this video is as accurate as you'll get to a proper East End of London eels experience, sans dysentery: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogfyJICT9aI e: a former coworker who was a proper East End, West 'aaam supporting cockney slag dragged me to try it when I was cognitively compromised. I've never wanted to try it again. Theophany fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Mar 15, 2019 |
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Jellied eels are one of those things where once explained, you will look back fondly on a time when you didn’t know what jellied eels were.
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Mar 15, 2019 20:03
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Jellied eels taste like someone going "Stroll driver of the day" in your mouth.
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Mar 15, 2019 20:04
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Reminder that jelly in this context is not the stuff Americans team up with peanut butter.
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learnincurve posted:Reminder that jelly in this context is not the stuff Americans team up with peanut butter. Wait, are you saying other countries don't have PB&Js??? I find this highly improbable.
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Khablam posted:Jellied eels taste like someone going "Stroll driver of the day" in your mouth. I would argue that they taste like “Lance Stroll, Mercades WDC”
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Khablam posted:Jellied eels taste like someone going "Stroll driver of the day" in your mouth. They don't taste like champagne after a gruelling race in Baku where you podium?
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pik_d posted:Wait, are you saying other countries don't have PB&Js??? I find this highly improbable. Not in the U.K. also we call it Jam. Jelly is served with ice cream and best made in a novelty tin shaped like a penis/boob
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Theophany posted:Imagine a jelly that was made with little eels in it. Those eels were fished out of a horrifically polluted river that has much effluent flowing through it. That beautiful eel-filled jelly was then hacked apart to free the eels but not with enough finesse to remove all the gross gelatine. This is the video that introduced me to jellied eels. It is the single most baffling food item I have ever seen and I desperately want to try it. It sounds like a parody of English cuisine. Like the name of a legendary Monty Python sketch.
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learnincurve posted:Not in the U.K. also we call it Jam. Jelly and jam (and preserves) are all different things and you can use any of the three with peanut butter. I'm guessing your "jelly" is Jell-O type stuff?
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Must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake.
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Big Huski Boi posted:It's also free practice and none of this matters.
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Khablam posted:Can't link to Thanks for the heads up, I edited my post. F1TV is such a joke today that I searched for alternatives, and found that thingy. Hope they fix their streaming service.
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ITT or SA in general - if someone can't find it after a general discussion about it's existence they can look at a blank monitor like a smooth brain.
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That moustache lad seems like a nice fellow but there is no way in hell i would eat anything he serves. Pie and mash more like poo and rear end
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Mar 15, 2019 20:52
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lmao look at this smooth brained roddit poster PhilMcCracken
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1500quidpoocati posted:If Vettel wins the title I will post my balls
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GramCracker posted:lmao look at this smooth brained roddit poster PhilMcCracken Don’t doxx my Reddit identity
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Big Huski Boi posted:This is the video that introduced me to jellied eels. It is the single most baffling food item I have ever seen and I desperately want to try it. It sounds like a parody of English cuisine. Like the name of a legendary Monty Python sketch. They're gross and the only reason I can surmise people voted for Brexit was from having eaten too much of that vile poo poo and subsequently having brain worms from the pollution in the River Thames.
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Theophany posted:They're gross and the only reason I can surmise people voted for Brexit was from having eaten too much of that vile poo poo and subsequently having brain worms from the pollution in the River Thames. Ooooh we should do an experiment where I eat them and see if it support Brexit afterward
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Mar 15, 2019 21:55
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Just an FYI for everyone. Today is the day McLaren stop sandbagging and qualify top 6.
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freeranger posted:Just an FYI for everyone. Today is the day McLaren stop sandbagging and qualify top 6. I hope so then a reaction cut to Alonso
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Mar 15, 2019 22:44
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Is it too late to switch up my league line up?
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Looking forward to seeing Stroll on pole tomorrow, lads
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Rhopunzel posted:Looking forward to seeing Stroll on pole tomorrow, lads Stroll planning to drive over Kubica then?
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DevCore posted:Is it too late to switch up my league line up? Lineups lock when qualifying starts
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Gigi Galli posted:If Ferrari win the title I will recreate a gross chippy box and eat it. Which is fine because I am disgusting fat slob. The pact is sealed 
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freeranger posted:Stroll planning to drive over Kubica then? this will be fuckin lol if they end up crashing
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im sad that williams will kill the career of george rusell the lad seems like a nice kid. they should just close williams engineeering or whatever the gently caress is called that piece of poo poo team
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Theophany posted:
Noted, will update tracking post later
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iospace posted:Noted, will update tracking post later he's tricking you, aside from the mushy peas none of that is actually toxxworthy and saveloy is actually cool and good
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Martin BadClixx posted:I think I saw a calculation the other day that said that the points for fastest lap only would have mattered once in the last dozen years. It was that season that Hamilton won the championship by 1 point. Moss missed out on a championship (to Hawthorn?) when it was last in effect. Only result that woukd have changed if the rule had remained is Massa beats Hamilton in 08 Deepfried fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Mar 15, 2019 |
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Deepfried posted:Moss missed out on a championship (to Hawthorn?) when it was last in effect. Only result that have changed if the rule had remained is Massa woukd have beaten Hamilton in 08 imagine an alternate f1 history where massa won the WDC in 08 how different would things be now
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