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Let us all temporarily put aside the ostentatious denial of our nonexistent ![]() Here are some primers: FART! Juicy, spicy Was that a post, or a thread? Excellent vintage --- Gas thread, ban OP User was banned for this post I dropped my ten bucks -- Something Awful goons A specimen most loathing But, art thou not, too? --- Stars lit up the night How to stave off such despair? Simple. Post, post, post --- Harken unto me! Dare ye post, dare ye reply Goons of GBS?
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# ? May 18, 2024 18:40 |
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two soft slices pin meats, cheese, lettuce, tomato lunch thread will enjoy
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Oh, kitchen scissors? It just seems so weird to me Cutting food with them
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Already page two? Rectify, or be taint reaped Like trash in the sea
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I would have gotten Away with it too, if not For those meddling kids
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Something Awful, eh? Do you have stairs in your house? I am protected
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soft cries from below the golden manbabies have awakened - and they hunger
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OP fat and gay Smells he own farts every day Then posts a new thread
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Yu Rim, Su Bin What can it all mean? Sideways vagina
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Haikus are stupid ^^^ Unironically this Don't write any more
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do not tell me what to do, do not talk to me or my son again
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baby shoes for sale it was a terrible loss it's snowing on mt fuji
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the truest haiku must reference the seasons verily I fart
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![]() Enfield posted:My dog just farted.
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Mozi posted:soft cries from below Neurion posted:It just seems so weird to me EorayMel posted:Like trash in the sea
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fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
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Lowtax melted spine. Goons give him all their money. Hooray dead gay site.
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Its time for some fun I greased up mr sunshine My rear end in a top hat fell out Cleaning my keyboard My arousal is looming I'll eat all that goop
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I like oranges. This haiku doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.
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I'm not a pedo It's ephebophilia Now leave my room, Mom
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mods can suck my dick looks like its swirlie time nerds go cry somewhere else
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:I'm not a pedo holy poo poo duder you're a moderator now? congratulations!
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haiku also needs a seasonal reference and what's called "kireji" and the syllables (or morae) are not as strict as we tend to think there are language gaps that curb appreciation they're hard to avoid English verse uses accentual-syllabic meter, not morae probably because spoken english is stress-timed our haiku is weak we really should teach prosody in schools, with rhyme accent matters too when it comes to verse most folks don't even notice natural accents many know about iambic pentameter but not what that means does that sound snooty? I don't mean to condescend just think it's a shame maybe I should make a thread about limericks or double-dactyls it's not all that hard and it's interesting and fun at least I think so
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Cubone posted:haiku also needs
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good post. i'd love to hear more about all that poo poo
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autumn blossom wafts cool clean wind rustles red leaves but i am inside posting
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White noise like the surf On a lonely beach in spring the sound of my posts
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Roses are red Violets are blue A sneeze left my head And I accidentally poo
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snow wrecked our gas pump heater's running low, it's cold whee america
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If I post "I'm gay" I will get a probation Screw the mods, I'm gay.
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please don't die thread..EorayMel posted:Gas thread, ban OP I Like this one a lot btw. Here are a few more... Dead gay forums fix: Old GBS was better Free DGSW Southern hot dog man Took everybody's money Goons got fooled. Roll tide Tim Buckley mock threads Gave us only one good meme loss dot j p g
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Backweb posted:If I post "I'm gay"
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To convey one's mood. In seventeen syllables. Is very diffic. I stole it from John Cooper Clarke but it's still a good haiku
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The wind cries with love Outside my bedroom window Cats trying to gently caress
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General Bullshit Or Debate and Discussion? No, gently caress You and Die
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Was Promised A Space Ship For Giving All My Money Still No Space Ships Drawn
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Not to make excuses But it's hard to write a haiku When you can't count
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# ? May 18, 2024 18:40 |
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Mod sass and shitposts Sustain these dead gay forums Just post some content A promising thread Derailed by circumcision Mods have now gassed it How to greet losers: Do you have stairs in your house? I am protected
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