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Let us all temporarily put aside the ostentatious denial of our nonexistent  heritage and make some haikus that may or may not also double as sick burns. They go 5-7-5 in syllables across 3 lines for those unaware.Here are some primers: FART! Juicy, spicy Was that a post, or a thread? Excellent vintage --- Gas thread, ban OP User was banned for this post I dropped my ten bucks -- Something Awful goons A specimen most loathing But, art thou not, too? --- Stars lit up the night How to stave off such despair? Simple. Post, post, post --- Harken unto me! Dare ye post, dare ye reply Goons of GBS?
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two soft slices pin meats, cheese, lettuce, tomato lunch thread will enjoy
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Mar 16, 2019 15:51
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Oh, kitchen scissors? It just seems so weird to me Cutting food with them
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Mar 16, 2019 15:55
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Already page two? Rectify, or be taint reaped Like trash in the sea
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Mar 16, 2019 17:24
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I would have gotten Away with it too, if not For those meddling kids
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Mar 16, 2019 17:38
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Something Awful, eh? Do you have stairs in your house? I am protected
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Mar 16, 2019 17:55
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soft cries from below the golden manbabies have awakened - and they hunger
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Mar 16, 2019 18:09
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OP fat and gay Smells he own farts every day Then posts a new thread
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Mar 16, 2019 18:23
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Yu Rim, Su Bin What can it all mean? Sideways vagina
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Mar 16, 2019 18:51
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Haikus are stupid ^^^ Unironically this Don't write any more
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Mar 16, 2019 19:16
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do not tell me what to do, do not talk to me or my son again
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Mar 16, 2019 21:09
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baby shoes for sale it was a terrible loss it's snowing on mt fuji
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Mar 16, 2019 21:14
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the truest haiku must reference the seasons verily I fart
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Mar 16, 2019 21:33
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 Enfield Enfield posted:My dog just farted.
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Mar 16, 2019 21:36
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Mozi posted:soft cries from below Neurion posted:It just seems so weird to me EorayMel posted:Like trash in the sea
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Mar 16, 2019 21:38
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fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
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Mar 16, 2019 23:07
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Lowtax melted spine. Goons give him all their money. Hooray dead gay site.
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Mar 16, 2019 23:08
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Its time for some fun I greased up mr sunshine My rear end in a top hat fell out Cleaning my keyboard My arousal is looming I'll eat all that goop
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Mar 16, 2019 23:15
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I like oranges. This haiku doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.
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Mar 16, 2019 23:22
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I'm not a pedo It's ephebophilia Now leave my room, Mom
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Mar 17, 2019 04:15
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mods can suck my dick looks like its swirlie time nerds go cry somewhere else
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Mar 17, 2019 04:18
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:I'm not a pedo holy poo poo duder you're a moderator now? congratulations!
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Mar 17, 2019 07:33
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haiku also needs a seasonal reference and what's called "kireji" and the syllables (or morae) are not as strict as we tend to think there are language gaps that curb appreciation they're hard to avoid English verse uses accentual-syllabic meter, not morae probably because spoken english is stress-timed our haiku is weak we really should teach prosody in schools, with rhyme accent matters too when it comes to verse most folks don't even notice natural accents many know about iambic pentameter but not what that means does that sound snooty? I don't mean to condescend just think it's a shame maybe I should make a thread about limericks or double-dactyls it's not all that hard and it's interesting and fun at least I think so
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Mar 17, 2019 08:38
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Cubone posted:haiku also needs
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Mar 17, 2019 12:27
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good post. i'd love to hear more about all that poo poo
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Mar 17, 2019 12:29
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autumn blossom wafts cool clean wind rustles red leaves but i am inside posting
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Mar 17, 2019 12:58
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White noise like the surf On a lonely beach in spring the sound of my posts
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Mar 17, 2019 13:03
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Roses are red Violets are blue A sneeze left my head And I accidentally poo
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Mar 17, 2019 13:08
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snow wrecked our gas pump heater's running low, it's cold whee america
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Mar 17, 2019 13:19
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If I post "I'm gay" I will get a probation Screw the mods, I'm gay.
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Mar 17, 2019 13:25
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please don't die thread..EorayMel posted:Gas thread, ban OP I Like this one a lot btw. Here are a few more... Dead gay forums fix: Old GBS was better Free DGSW Southern hot dog man Took everybody's money Goons got fooled. Roll tide Tim Buckley mock threads Gave us only one good meme loss dot j p g
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Mar 17, 2019 23:21
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Backweb posted:If I post "I'm gay"
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Mar 18, 2019 01:24
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To convey one's mood. In seventeen syllables. Is very diffic. I stole it from John Cooper Clarke but it's still a good haiku
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Mar 18, 2019 01:26
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The wind cries with love Outside my bedroom window Cats trying to gently caress
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Mar 18, 2019 02:56
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General Bullshit Or Debate and Discussion? No, gently caress You and Die
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Mar 18, 2019 03:16
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Was Promised A Space Ship For Giving All My Money Still No Space Ships Drawn
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Mar 18, 2019 03:34
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Not to make excuses But it's hard to write a haiku When you can't count
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Mar 18, 2019 09:16
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Mod sass and shitposts Sustain these dead gay forums Just post some content A promising thread Derailed by circumcision Mods have now gassed it How to greet losers: Do you have stairs in your house? I am protected
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