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I don’t think Melody did anything when she was still on the show other than be the third pussycat.
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Mar 6, 2019 21:46
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Edmund Lava posted:I don’t think Melody did anything when she was still on the show other than be the third pussycat. Melody was my favorite Pussycat when I was a kid, so I was super excited when she showed up and I really interested in seeing what they would do with her character. And then....nothing.
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Mar 6, 2019 21:53
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TheCenturion posted:Just film Riverdale’s version of The Body. Archie comes home one day and finds his dad dead of a stroke. Then Archie fistfights the personification of hypertension. Hiram Lodge tries to make money off of it in some unnecessarily convoluted way. “I just bought shares in several pharmaceutical companies, Mija. We don’t make money curing people, only treating them.” This makes more sense than a gargoyle king, too.
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Mar 6, 2019 22:59
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I couldn't get through the latest episode. It was so bad. Even the visual style didn't do it for me.
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Mar 7, 2019 02:43
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It worked for me. Seemed like a typical episode, even moved things along. Was a good pace. All the women on the show gonna burn their houses down.
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I think maybe I was talking about the last one, 3x13. Forgot it comes out today.
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Mar 7, 2019 06:45
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I haven't finished the new episode yet, but I have to ask: Is anyone else kind of wondering why Veronica doesn't just kill her parents?
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Mar 7, 2019 06:52
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:I haven't finished the new episode yet, but I have to ask: Is anyone else kind of wondering why Veronica doesn't just kill her parents? She seems to forget they're evil from time to time. One second she's all "My father did this!" the next she wonders why everyone are so harsh on him, because he's changed! for real this time!
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Mar 7, 2019 08:50
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Saw the new episode. It was better because it has parts where they actually went to school and saw their friends in between running underground casinos and gangs.
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Mar 7, 2019 14:45
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lmao ofc Cheryl is reading The Price of Salt whilst she languishes in her sapphic misery
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Mar 7, 2019 23:16
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did betty just burn down her loving house lmfao
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Mar 7, 2019 23:25
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I've been not enjoying this bit of the season too much, but the last two episodes have been really enjoyable imho. I'm glad Gina Gershon finally realized what kind of show she's in and is hamming it the gently caress up
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Mar 7, 2019 23:25
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esperterra posted:lmao ofc Cheryl is reading The Price of Salt whilst she languishes in her sapphic misery It's kind of sad watching Cheryl destroy the best relationship she's ever had out of shear pettiness, but it's also completely in character. esperterra posted:did betty just burn down her loving house lmfao Mom keeps giving your poo poo away? Well then just take some of HER poo poo away. Permanently, with fire.
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Mar 8, 2019 03:26
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We sat here chanting to Betty to burn it down and when we saw her show up and smile we knew the writers granted us our wish
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Mar 9, 2019 10:32
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The tributes to Luke Perry are heartbreaking. He really was everything I've ever heard about him, just a wonderful dude in every way.
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Mar 9, 2019 10:36
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"I was doing pretty good, Mr. Lodge, 'til a homeless kid stabbed me in my house."
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esperterra posted:
Very hot sexy time between Toni and Cheryl in the speakeasy intercut with a bloody Archie having to fight several roleplaying dudes in a boxing ring to finish a quest, including one dude who goes Mike Tyson on his shoulder is truly Riverdale.
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Cheryl walking in on Veronica and Toni singing Call Your Girlfriend and getting jealous is maybe one of the unintentionally funniest things I've seen on this show.
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Reggie saying "I've invested a lot of time here..." to Veronica. Dude it has been like one semester.
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Fartington Butts posted:Reggie saying "I've invested a lot of time here..." to Veronica. Well, they're in High School. That is an eternity in teen time.
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Mar 16, 2019 18:51
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Every time I see Luke Perry in these episodes it depresses me to all hell. It's extremely unnerving to see media ghosts. Always has been.
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Mar 16, 2019 19:00
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Zutaten posted:Every time I see Luke Perry in these episodes it depresses me to all hell. It's extremely unnerving to see media ghosts. Always has been. Especially since it seemed like they were foreshadowing FP dying so hard this episode. There won’t be any solid paternal figures left.
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Phylodox posted:Especially since it seemed like they were foreshadowing FP dying so hard this episode. There won’t be any solid paternal figures left. IDK, i don't think they'd kill off FP permanently. He's a pretty popular character. The likes of Claudius and Cliff Blossom, sure, but not the Hot Riverdale Dad #1.
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Mar 16, 2019 19:21
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Fartington Butts posted:Reggie saying "I've invested a lot of time here..." to Veronica. To be fair, hasn't all the nonsense on this show taken place in under a year and a half? They were going into their sophomore year when the show began and I don't think they've gotten to winter of their junior year yet. Phylodox posted:Especially since it seemed like they were foreshadowing FP dying so hard this episode. There won’t be any solid paternal figures left. It's pretty clear they were setting up FP to die. It's dark irony that a fictional character's life might be spared because a real life person died. If the plan was to kill off FP there's no way they're going to do it now. It must be really tough to be in that writer's room right now. They're dealing with the shock of an actual death and at the exact same time trying to figure out how to fix the last few episodes of their tv show and do some kind of heartfelt tribute to a beloved actor and character that doesn't piss anyone off and also doesn't blow up all their storylines. And it's not like they have a lot of options on the table. But if Fast and the Furious can pull it off...
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1glitch0 posted:To be fair, hasn't all the nonsense on this show taken place in under a year and a half? They were going into their sophomore year when the show began and I don't think they've gotten to winter of their junior year yet. Don't think about the timeline to much. There is only madness that way. FP is fifty, but he had a child during high school, which would be fake-Chick's age. Either that guy was supposed to be far beyond 30, or FP was held up quiet a bit. It's safe to assume that this is a comic book timeline, where there can be three concurrent christmasses in the same year. cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Mar 16, 2019 |
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cant cook creole bream posted:Don't think about the timeline to much. There is only madness that way. Haha, you're right. That Fred, FP, Veronica's mom, and Sheriff Keller are all supposed to be the same age and were teenagers in the mid-90s (who all listen to 80s music) and are now all 50-ish is hilarious. I'll assume that aside from everything else happening in Riverdale there's a time-dilation wormhole there also. Good call.
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I'm really sad that FP and Fred apparently always wished they could be neighbours and the universe decided that we'll never get to see them on screen doing dumb neighbourly dad things like stand around on their respective porches in undershirts, can of beer in hand comparing the greenness of their lawns.
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So THAT'S why Cole doesn't sing. I liked the usage of both the original show's lyrics and the updated West End lyrics (which are heavily featured in Big Fun), admittedly a bit watered down for Television.
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1.) I really hope Betty's pyromania continues to escalate  just burn the farm down Betty, burn them all!2.) Toni Topaz is probably the most emotionally mature person on this show, not that that's saying much. Glad they've been giving her more screen-time lately. 3.) Veronica has spent the past few episodes legitimately afraid that her father might have her mother killed, before that she was thought (correctly) that her mother had paid someone to have her father shot, a season ago her mother straight up told her she has never loved her father, basically every interaction Hiram and Hermione have ever had together has been toxic, I guess what I'm trying to say is: Veronica being both surprised and upset that her horrible parents are getting divorced after all that is utterly unbelievable bullshit even by this shows standards.
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Mar 21, 2019 12:48
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Hopefully this means something is happening with the crazy cult bullshit. They've been teasing it for far too fuckin long.
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Senerio posted:I liked the usage of both the original show's lyrics and the updated West End lyrics (which are heavily featured in Big Fun), admittedly a bit watered down for Television. Wait those were actually songs from the Heathers musical? Yikes. I blame High School Musical. If not for them we wouldn't have had Glee and I wouldn't have to sit through musical episodes of my favorite soap noir show.
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Sgt. Politeness posted:I blame High School Musical. If not for them we wouldn't have had Glee and I wouldn't have to sit through musical episodes of my favorite soap noir show. I think Buffy bears more of the culpability there, but “Once More, With Feeling” was actually really good, and still stands as the best example of the trend, even now.
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Mar 21, 2019 18:30
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Poor Sweet Pea keeps getting cock blocked.
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Phylodox posted:I think Buffy bears more of the culpability there, but “Once More, With Feeling” was actually really good, and still stands as the best example of the trend, even now. I don't think Buffy had enough influence to keep this trend alive.
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Mar 21, 2019 18:44
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Chad Michael Murray as the leader of The Farm loving owns.
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Sgt. Politeness posted:I don't think Buffy had enough influence to keep this trend alive. It really did. It's easy to forget it now, but Buffy was super influential at the time, "Once More, With Feeling" particularly so.
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Mar 21, 2019 18:53
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Shneak posted:Chad Michael Murray as the leader of The Farm loving owns. Yeah, I was impressed by how creepy that clapping ending managed to be.
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I thought the first song was the best, especially with the interjection: "Are you all this miserable!?" Yes! It's hell town! 1glitch0 fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Mar 21, 2019 |
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