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Planet Fitness is good and all, but the lunk alarm at my local one is really biased. I've seen it go off a handful of times for too much duck tape, yet it never goes off for spending more on supplies than it would cost to buy a cheap trinket. My main question is, how can I integrate more hot glue into my gym routine? Also, pro-tip: the rules say nothing about gallon water bottles full of bees.
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Mar 13, 2019 06:13
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Zipperelli. posted:What??? They don't have any really heavy weights, you know, for true Scotsmen.
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Mar 13, 2019 07:47
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I've been working out!
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Mar 13, 2019 08:01
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We can tell and are proud of you! Please stop the loud grunting though!
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Mar 13, 2019 09:41
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I can't! They're too strong and too many! Too buff and too gorgeous!
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Mar 13, 2019 10:55
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insta posted:Planet Fitness doesn't have heavy weights. They have machines and treadmills with the "calories-per-mile" counter cranked way up. this extremely reminds me of a woman's profile I saw on a dating site a while back that was like "yeah i'm into SERIOUS gyms, don't even message me if you go to planet fitness"
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Mar 13, 2019 13:22
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i hope everyone liked my story
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Mar 13, 2019 13:23
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AlbieQuirky posted:How did Planet Fitness talk come back? As usual, from somebody saying "not to continue the derail, but"
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Mar 13, 2019 13:38
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Sir Lemming posted:As usual, from somebody saying "not to continue the derail, but" I wonder if “ntctd” should be probation bait.
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Mar 13, 2019 14:36
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pseudorandom posted:Planet Fitness is good and all, but the lunk alarm at my local one is really biased. I've seen it go off a handful of times for too much duck tape, yet it never goes off for spending more on supplies than it would cost to buy a cheap trinket. My main question is, how can I integrate more hot glue into my gym routine? Hot glue your ankle and wrist weights to yourself so they're on 24/5 (6-9 sat & sun) to get the most out of your purchase.
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Mar 13, 2019 16:32
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its all nice on rice posted:Hot glue your ankle and wrist weights to yourself so they're on 24/5 (6-9 sat & sun) to get the most out of your purchase. Apply 30 pounds of hot glue to each fist. When you need more weight, add more glue.
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Mar 13, 2019 16:38
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I appreciated this innovative way to lace your shoes in a goatse pattern in a random clickbait vid
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Mar 13, 2019 18:13
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Mar 13, 2019 18:31
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So, story time. I decided to make my lady friend and I some breakfast one morning. We recently rediscovered the pleasant simplicity of soft boiled eggs, so I went and made a few for both of us. However, we didn't have any of those little egg holder things, so I improvised. I served the eggs using a combination of a shot glass, a jigger, and a few beer bottle caps. Worked out surprisingly okay. lovely lifehacks save the day, thanks for listening to my TED talk. 
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Mar 14, 2019 00:06
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pseudorandom posted:So, story time. Is this the shocking story of the sudden descent into dementia that means someone can completely forget the phrase “egg cup”?
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Mar 14, 2019 00:31
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Yo Len what's new in 5-minute self flagellation? I haven't been keeping up.
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Mar 16, 2019 20:27
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Karate Bastard posted:Yo Len what's new in 5-minute self flagellation? I haven't been keeping up. I haven't watched any recently because I went down a different rabbit hole of watching obnoxious YouTube personalities test them. Most don't work surprising nobody. Although if your mouth is wet enough hot glue on your tongue apparently doesn't hurt
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Mar 16, 2019 20:31
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pseudorandom posted:So, story time.
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Mar 16, 2019 20:51
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Len posted:Although if your mouth is wet enough hot glue on your tongue apparently doesn't hurt Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you again. Fool me five times, shame on me.
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Mar 16, 2019 23:47
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St Patty's day hacks https://youtu.be/tz2GGxxyV7s Edit: not sure why there's a lot of pasta and Halloween costumes Len has a new favorite as of 23:57 on Mar 16, 2019 |
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Mar 16, 2019 23:54
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I ain't got no Bob Ross for ya but here's a man lifehacking lobster out of cod bless his heart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvu-WlIE5C8
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Mar 17, 2019 01:14
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Scientastic posted:Is this the shocking story of the sudden descent into dementia that means someone can completely forget the phrase “egg cup”? They were describing the object from the perspective of someone who "recently rediscovered the pleasant simplicity of soft boiled eggs" and might not know what they are called. For the benefit of the reader.
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Mar 17, 2019 01:31
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I put my eggs onto a plate like a animal. Never heard of those cups.
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Mar 17, 2019 01:38
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Karate Bastard posted:I ain't got no Bob Ross for ya but here's a man lifehacking lobster out of cod bless his heart Oh poo poo impobster rolls!
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Mar 17, 2019 05:57
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Mar 17, 2019 11:29
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That's just a prison burrito. Best way to make it is with a mixture of crushed Doritos and instant ramen. You can "cook" it by leaving the bag under running hot water in a sink.
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Mar 17, 2019 12:00
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:That's just a prison burrito. Best way to make it is with a mixture of crushed Doritos and instant ramen. You can "cook" it by leaving the bag under running hot water in a sink. Lol, no. There are no eggs in prison burritos. This is a prison quiche.
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Mar 17, 2019 13:25
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Looks like a misguided attempt at prison wine to me
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Mar 17, 2019 15:02
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Jesus Christ, cooking rice in a plastic bottle seems to be a thing. There are a bunch of videos about it.
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Mar 17, 2019 16:56
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You mean prison saki?
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Mar 17, 2019 17:57
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No matter how loving vile something is, there’s always someone who’ll say “that’s just a...” The fact that people might make something resembling that in prison doesn’t make any more acceptable as a thing a free person should eat, let alone present to friends at a party
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Mar 17, 2019 19:53
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Scientastic posted:No matter how loving vile something is, there’s always someone who’ll say “that’s just a...” Okay it's a frito pie, served at high school cafeterias across the US (though don't let them know they could just use eggs instead beef)
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Mar 17, 2019 20:35
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Grassy Knowles posted:Okay it's a frito pie, served at high school cafeterias across the US I’ve heard of Frito pie: I had always assumed it was drunk food, not something inflicted on innocent children
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Mar 17, 2019 21:33
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Scientastic posted:I’ve heard of Frito pie: I had always assumed it was drunk food, not something inflicted on innocent children Welcome to the American public school food system.
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Mar 17, 2019 22:33
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Scientastic posted:I’ve heard of Frito pie: I had always assumed it was drunk food, not something inflicted on innocent children Children, especially those from the south, eat like goddamn maniacs. I would bet we invented Frito pie.
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Mar 17, 2019 23:47
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Frito Pie is one of Texas’s only good contributions to the world. It is delicious.
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Mar 18, 2019 00:41
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My middle School was in Austin's South Congress neighborhood; in fact just off Congress road. Across the street was a 7-11 that would nearly daily have their chips shelves cleared. We would buy Fritos and Doritos, and make Dorilocos and Frito pies with the chili and cheese sauce for the hotdogs there. I miss those days.
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Mar 18, 2019 01:03
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Bunch of proods (food prudes) raggin on frito pie itt Wish we had some kind of alarm we could set off for it
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Mar 18, 2019 04:20
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jobson groeth posted:xpost Not going to lie, that looks kind of good. Maybe that's because I'm a gross goon with a weakness for eggs and carbs.
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