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Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Handsome Ralph posted:

Worse, they found him in an abandoned base across from the Canadian base. I remember my dad talking about it a bunch.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somalia_affair

Disbanding the unit was certainly the right call, considering how loving toxic the unit was.

Of course the loving officers got away with it

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MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

Handsome Ralph posted:

Worse, they found him in an abandoned base across from the Canadian base. I remember my dad talking about it a bunch.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somalia_affair

Disbanding the unit was certainly the right call, considering how loving toxic the unit was.

Wow, that makes canoeing seem pedestrian.

Thanks Canada :thumbsup:

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
UK House of Commons Speaker John Bercow said they won't let the Tories keep submitting basically the same Brexit agreement for vote. They've either got to make some substantial changes or they're done

https://twitter.com/HouseofCommons/status/1107677973631639552?s=19

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


:ughh:

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Hey who's ready for the stupidest loving take since the birth of print

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-socialist-gm-reopen-factory-ohio-2019-3


quote:

Trump and much of the rest of the GOP is gearing up to clobber Democratic challengers in the coming years, accusing them of socialism, socialism, and more socialism. To be fair, Sen. Bernie Sanders and Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez haven't held back on pushing their somewhat exaggerated form of democratic socialism, and Ocasio-Cortez in particular really stepped into a problem when she started alluding to the labor theory of value in an interview at SXSW (the labor theory of value, a cornerstone of Marxist analysis, hasn't been taken seriously by economists since the 1890s).

But nobody on the left has been agitating for full-on state management of the means of production. That's been Trump's game — with the automakers since he was campaigning in 2016 and slamming Ford for a now-abandoned plan to build a factory in Mexico, and for over a year now with assorted tariffs and the kind of trade war that would have once horrified market-loving conservatives.

In fact, Ocasio-Cortez's welfare-state socialism pales by comparison with Trump's heavy-metal socialism — his is the hardcore, industrial-grade stuff, the kind of thing you see depicted in Stalinist art from the pre-war Soviet period. A workers' playland, men and women bent to the task of constructing big metal things in big modern factories. Who cares if there's anybody to buy the output? Keep that glorious machines running!

Asehujiko
Apr 6, 2011
https://nos.nl/artikel/2276577-verdachte-aanslag-utrecht-stond-bij-herhaling-voor-de-rechter.html
https://nos.nl/artikel/2276563-utrecht-opgeschrikt-na-doden-bij-tram-dit-weten-we-tot-nu-toe.html

Moonspeak translation: Utrecht shooting suspect was previously arrested and/or is wanted for spitting on people, making death threats, vandalism, burglary, DUI, robbery, car jacking, assault, rape and attempted manslaughter. Most of the victims may be the shooter's family or in-laws. But alas, he was a brown person and if facebook or twitter is any indication, we're about to do some collective punishment on anybody with the wrong skin tone for this.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Lmao

https://twitter.com/gregorykorte/st...ingawful.com%2F

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Well, here's the name debut we were all expecting, now it's just a matter of time until Beto corncobs himself.

https://twitter.com/LisPower1/status/1107680560267304964?s=19

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp
https://twitter.com/bonerhitler/status/1107691048514605057

hosed up if true

Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us
I don't expect any better from their parents. A Texan boomer tried to explain States Rights to us (a room full of instructors) despite the metric rear end ton of evidence to the contrary.

To their credit, even the Gen X chuds weren't buying it or hushed up.

bird cooch
Jan 19, 2007

Hot Karl Marx posted:

I think I saw the pictures or something but I didn't know buddy was still alive when they found him. He was trying to sneak into the base or something iirc. I heard about it years ago so my memory is foggy.


Edit: remember Beto announced he made more than Bernie in 24h? Wondering where all that money came from? Well it wasn't small donors with an average of $27 like Bernie

https://twitter.com/XPerezNY/status...ingawful.com%2F

https://twitter.com/TheDCSentinel/status/1107677497439719424?s=20

bird cooch fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Mar 18, 2019

Asehujiko
Apr 6, 2011
https://nos.nl/artikel/2276586-hoofdverdachte-aanslag-utrecht-opgepakt-motief-blijft-onduidleijk.html

They got him. Victims likely his ex and in-laws.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

shame on an IGA posted:

Hey who's ready for the stupidest loving take since the birth of print

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-socialist-gm-reopen-factory-ohio-2019-3

Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016


shame on an IGA posted:

Hey who's ready for the stupidest loving take since the birth of print

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-socialist-gm-reopen-factory-ohio-2019-3

So he's saying Trump's a nationalist and a socialist, huh?

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Proud Christian Mom posted:

UK House of Commons Speaker John Bercow said they won't let the Tories keep submitting basically the same Brexit agreement for vote. They've either got to make some substantial changes or they're done

https://twitter.com/HouseofCommons/status/1107677973631639552?s=19

That's... that's huge, isn't it? The government cannot present a meaningfully different deal, because such a deal would have to be (re)negotiated with the EU. There's no time, not to mention absolutely no appetite in the EU whatsoever, to renegotiate the deal. Which means we are either looking at a no-deal Brexit on March 29th, or a long, possibly very long extension of the deadline. It's either crashing out in two weeks, or the UK will remain EU member for possibly years.

Or the Tories vote out the Speaker of the House of Commons, but the pro-remain Tories in parliament would probably prevent that.

If I understand this right, this is definitely a huge development. Thank's for linking this. I'll brave the UKPOL D&D thread to find out whether I'm right and will report back.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

At what point could the Queen step in and just be like, FTFY we're not leaving?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Torrannor posted:

That's... that's huge, isn't it? The government cannot present a meaningfully different deal, because such a deal would have to be (re)negotiated with the EU. There's no time, not to mention absolutely no appetite in the EU whatsoever, to renegotiate the deal. Which means we are either looking at a no-deal Brexit on March 29th, or a long, possibly very long extension of the deadline. It's either crashing out in two weeks, or the UK will remain EU member for possibly years.

Or the Tories vote out the Speaker of the House of Commons, but the pro-remain Tories in parliament would probably prevent that.

If I understand this right, this is definitely a huge development. Thank's for linking this. I'll brave the UKPOL D&D thread to find out whether I'm right and will report back.

Here lies Torrannor. He flew to close to the sun dived too deep into the poo poo-maelstrom.

RIP

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
I looked in the Venezuela thread in D&D last week and holy poo poo was it bad

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Torrannor posted:

I'll brave the UKPOL D&D thread to find out whether I'm right and will report back.

Seriously, don't do that.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Hexyflexy posted:

Seriously, don't do that.

That being read D&D

E: that said the other tankie mod is cool and good

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Mar 18, 2019

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
So that Jewish cartoonist that murdered Meghan McCain is throwing daggers

https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1107719709280141313?s=19

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


Hot Karl Marx posted:

I looked in the Venezuela thread in D&D last week and holy poo poo was it bad

ya any non-Chuck Boone post in that thread is insanely bad

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Proud Christian Mom posted:

So that Jewish cartoonist that murdered Meghan McCain is throwing daggers

https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1107719709280141313?s=19

Good stuff.

The women who confronted Chelsea Clinton wrote an op-ed.
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/leendweik/why-we-confronted-chelsea-clinton

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

shame on an IGA posted:

At what point could the Queen step in and just be like, FTFY we're not leaving?

British monarchs have considerable reserve powers that just haven't been used for a very long time. But I don't think taking back Brexit is within those powers. She also wouldn't stay queen for long after that, of course.


The whole thing right now is pretty interesting from a political science point of view.

Bercow is the Speaker of the House of Commons. That's a non-partisan position, so Bercow left he Tories when he was elected speaker. He's presiding over the House of Commons. He doesn't lead the House like Nancy Pelosi leads the House in the USA, but simply presides over it and it's rules.

The particular problem right now is the more than 400 year old document setting down the rules of the House of Commons. It states that the government cannot resubmit a defeated motion (or a motion being basically the same) to parliament again within the same session. That's to stop the government from bullying parliament into passing laws that parliament doesn't want to pass. Last week's Brexit vote actually was the second time MPs voted on Theresa May's deal with the EU, and Bercow now put his feet down and said enough is enough. There will be no third vote on the very same deal.

That makes going forward very difficult for May. There already wasn't enough time to implement her deal before March 29th, so she would have to ask the EU for an extension anyway. How long that extension would need to be would depend on whether she got her deal through parliament or not. If her deal passes, she can ask for a Brexit delay of a few months. If it doesn't pass, she would be force to ask for a much longer delay. The whole thing is complicated by the fact that there are elections to the European Parliament at the end of May. Britain still being in the EU at that time would be very problematic for several reasons:

1. Per EU law, all member states must participate in EU parliament elections.
2. Those elections are expensive, and the Brits are not enthusiastic about holding them, when they leave a short time later. It would be a big wast of money.
3. The President of the European Commission, who is the head of the very powerful EU wide executive, is elected by the European Parliament, just like Theresa May was elected by the UK parliament. By (new) convention, the major candidate of the biggest party in the European Parliament gets elected Commission President. Britain still being in the EU could influence the outcome of this election. Furthermore, if Britain gets a longer Brexit delay, it's Members of the European Parliament (MEPs) could vote on all manner of motions that will be laid before the EU parliament, including the next 6 year budget, which would raise doubts about the legality of said decisions once the UK leaves.

So now that Bercow ruled out a third try to pass May's EU deal, there are basically three options: No deal Brexit on March 29th, a longer Brexit delay, many months or possibly years, or ending the current session of parliament and creating another session. To address them in order:

1. Crashing out of the EU without a deal is very unpopular with all but the biggest Brexit hardliners in parliament. It's actually quite a bit more popular in the general populace, which is a testament to how powerful the largely Eurosceptic British press is, in that they convinced so many Britons that this wouldn't be a total shitshow. But parliament is a lot more cognizant of the dangers than the average Brit, and they really, really don't want this outcome. Problem is, unless some kind of legislation is passed to avoid a no-deal Brexit, Britain will automatically crash out on March 29th. Since until today no alternative to no-deal has passed parliament, that's a big problem. If they can't agree on something else, there will be a no-deal Brexit.

2. Delaying Brexit for longer (the current rumors are that the EU would be willing to offer May 9 months to 1.5 years extension) wouldn't solve the issue. May would still need to somehow come up with an alternative that can command a majority of the Commons, and it's currently not clear what that could be. Her current deal probably has the highest chance to be accepted, but was ruled out by Bercow. Labour has a much softer Brexit proposal, but if the Tory Remainers vote for it (and the Labour Brexiteers vote against it), it could shatter both the Tory and/or the Labour party. Not to mention that it's not cleat whether there are enough pro-Remain MPs who are in favor of something like this if it's the only alternative to a hard Brexit. Crucially, it would keep Britain in the Customs Union, which would automatically mean retaining Free Movement of People (in the EU), one of the main, if not the main sticking point of the xenophobic aspect of Brexit.

If no majority for any alternative emerged, it could lead to perhaps even longer Brexit delays, perhaps until the next GE. The Tories fear they would face near certain electoral annihilation if they haven't led Britain out of the EU at that time. Or that parliament could decide to hold a second Brexit referendum, which might just take back Brexit, which would also likely lead to the broadly pro-Brexit Tory base to abandon the party for alternatives like UKIP. The fear of just such an outcome was the cudgel May tried to beat her own arch-Brexiteers with over the head in order to get them to agree to her deal.

3. Ending the current session of parliament. Theresa May could apparently ask Queen Elizabeth to prorogue parliament, and start a new session with the same MPs. Apart from the fact that the queen might refuse to do so, there's another problem for May:

https://twitter.com/SamCoatesTimes/...agenumber%3D216

The Queen's Speech is basically the Prime Minister outlining their governing agenda, It's also basically a motion of confidence in the Prime Minister. if the PM can't get the Queen's Speech through the House of Commons, they don't have the confidence of the House and have to resign. Which means that Theresa May currently has no majority for her government in the UK parliament (which should be obvious by now), so that's not an option, shameful enough as it is. The way out of this would be a new General Election. All bets are off what would happen then, it could range from the Tories regaining their majority to Jeremy Corbyn becoming the new Prime Minister (the Labour leader becoming PM is the biggest nightmare of any conservative in Britain). So that's also very, very unpopular with the majority of the MPs.


So right now, everything's in chaos, nobody knows how this could end. If nothing happens, the UK crashes out of the EU without a deal in less than two weeks. This whole series of events is extraordinary. Truly a massive political saga.

Sorry for any spelling or grammatical errors, it's a long text to write in a foreign language. I hope it's mostly right. D&D wasn't actually too bad, because they were mostly commenting on the Bercow news.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
That was very interesting to read. Thanks.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Here comes a hot take into the thread

https://twitter.com/KTLA/status/1107738179820347392?s=19

aka page 57

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Proud Christian Mom posted:

So that Jewish cartoonist that murdered Meghan McCain is throwing daggers

https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1107719709280141313?s=19

Eli (pronounced Elly btw) is so loving good. I was listening to an interview of his on Delete Your Account and his insight about how zionists denigrate and look down on the diaspora was fascinating.

https://www.elivalley.com/comics/israel-man-and-diaspora-boy/

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Is cheesy somehow relevant these days?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


I was curious what they actually answered and got through to the actual article. Its from last year: https://www.tolerance.org/sites/default/files/2018-02/TT-Teaching-Hard-History-American-Slavery-Report-WEB-February2018.pdf

quote:

The most shocking finding of this survey is
that only 8 percent of high school seniors can
identify slavery as the cause of the Civil War.
Almost half of the respondents (48 percent)
said tax protests were the cause; it is possible that they confused the Civil War with the
Revolutionary War, but that is its own particular problem, given that all of the other
questions in the survey were about slavery in
some form. That gap shows just how resistant
students are to identifying slavery as the central cause of the Civil War.
Some factual errors were surprising. Only
32 percent of students correctly identified the
13th Amendment as the formal end to slavery
in the United States, with slightly more (35 percent) choosing the Emancipation Proclamation
instead. It was surprising that only 42 percent
could identify Frederick Douglass as someone who was formerly enslaved; 29 percent of
students said that he, Henry “Box” Brown and
Harriet Jacobs were all leaders of slave revolts.
It is clear that respondents are unfamiliar with
the impact of Nat Turner’s 1831 insurrection,
as a plurality (38 percent) said they were not
sure of the consequence, and 17 percent said
the result was the gradual emancipation of
most enslaved people in Virginia. By comparison, only 18 percent chose the correct answer:
increased restrictions on enslaved people and
expansion of southern militias. Fewer than half
of students (46 percent) could correctly identify the Middle Passage as the journey across
the Atlantic from Africa to North America.

I'm not sure what to think of 48% of students presumably confusing the civil war and the revolutionary war. Also if you're going to draw a line between the emancipation proclamation and the 13th then you should probably go full rear end in a top hat hypertechnical teenager and say that the 13th only abolished slavery if you weren't convicted of a crime.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Check out the MILCON projects being cut because of Donnie's wall. Took DoD a longass time to cough up this list.

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/1107742512645443585?s=19

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
https://twitter.com/wrongace/status/1107514576952799232?s=21

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp

Less messed up than the "MAGA golem having a heart attack in Kroger" tweet. Atleast McCain got top notch care without fear of bankruptcy

CoffeeQaddaffi
Mar 20, 2009

facialimpediment posted:

Check out the MILCON projects being cut because of Donnie's wall. Took DoD a longass time to cough up this list.

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/1107742512645443585?s=19

From the looks of it, this is a list of projects that have funds allocated but no contracts awarded for the actual construction.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!



:eyepop:


So that Gambino Crime Family boss, Frank Cali, that was murdered last week in Staten Island and everything thought Gotti's younger brother might have had something to do with it? Turns out, the murder probably had nothing to do with organized crime.

Plot twist, the suspect is a Q Anon truther.

https://twitter.com/QanonAnonymous/status/1107744755612422144

https://www.nj.com/ocean/2019/03/anthony-comello-is-headed-back-to-ny-to-face-charges-he-gunned-down-mob-boss.html

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
She (edit: Meghan McCain) may be a loving idiot, but she's got some huge boobs

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp

Bored As gently caress posted:

She (edit: Meghan McCain) may be a loving idiot, but she's got some huge boobs

Probably true for The Donald as well

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Virginia cops executed a handcuffed teenager in a traffic stop and are currently trying to say she managed to grab a gun and contort to shoot herself in the mouth while handcuffed behind her back. Naturally the bodycam mysteriously became disabled so the cops lost an easy way to prove their doubtlessly accurate version of the events:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/woman-shot-herself-in-the-head-while-cuffed-with-hands-behind-her-back-during-traffic-stop-police-say

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Fallom posted:

Virginia cops executed a handcuffed teenager in a traffic stop and are currently trying to say she managed to grab a gun and contort to shoot herself in the mouth while handcuffed behind her back. Naturally the bodycam mysteriously became disabled so the cops lost an easy way to prove their doubtlessly accurate version of the events:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/woman-shot-herself-in-the-head-while-cuffed-with-hands-behind-her-back-during-traffic-stop-police-say

yeah this poo poo is mad suspect

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Fallom posted:

Virginia cops executed a handcuffed teenager in a traffic stop and are currently trying to say she managed to grab a gun and contort to shoot herself in the mouth while handcuffed behind her back. Naturally the bodycam mysteriously became disabled so the cops lost an easy way to prove their doubtlessly accurate version of the events:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/woman-shot-herself-in-the-head-while-cuffed-with-hands-behind-her-back-during-traffic-stop-police-say

What the gently caress wow

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Fallom posted:

Virginia cops executed a handcuffed teenager in a traffic stop and are currently trying to say she managed to grab a gun and contort to shoot herself in the mouth while handcuffed behind her back. Naturally the bodycam mysteriously became disabled so the cops lost an easy way to prove their doubtlessly accurate version of the events:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/woman-shot-herself-in-the-head-while-cuffed-with-hands-behind-her-back-during-traffic-stop-police-say

They’re going to walk.

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