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Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer
It's gonna be a poo poo-show. Sinn Fein has said they're going to call for a referendum in the event of a no-deal Brexit, pretty much everyone agrees that if there are towers or customs offices on the border between Northern Ireland and the Republic, those people are going to be shot at as a matter of course... And whether the referendum fails or passes, it's probably going to cause another civil war.

Like, really, the best thing for Northern Ireland (and the Republic for that matter) would be if they called the whole loving thing off, but the DUP is pot-committed at this point.

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Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Why don't the English just go home, though.

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
Our sweet boy with a wonderful burn.

https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1107754853869211650

edit: And what the gently caress is that. Is this what some DNC drone think average people like?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



People liked that Obama was cool and young and made vague promises. Beto is younger, cooler, and even vaguer!

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/BarakRavid/status/1107747463631388673?s=20

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

So are they not even pretending anymore or am I misinterpreting this?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.


driving the snakes out

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Kidnap doctors at gunpoint and force them to provide healthcare.

Get your drugs via armed robbery

Shoot cops that try to stop you because you are getting your 2nd amendment guaranteed healthcare

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*


Fan of John Q I see.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

jobson groeth posted:

Kidnap doctors at gunpoint and force them to provide healthcare.

Get your drugs via armed robbery

Shoot cops that try to stop you because you are getting your 2nd amendment guaranteed healthcare

I thought the joke was shooting yourself if you got sick.

Not advocating this. Don’t probate me.

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:

So are they not even pretending anymore or am I misinterpreting this?


quote:

The faux perfume ad poses Justice Minister Ayelet Shaked, a co-chair of New Right, as its sultry model, and an affected, whispering narrator listing Shaked’s goals — all under the pretense that the perfume is called “Fascism, by Ayelet Shaked.”

“A judicial revolution,” the narrator whispers, “scaling back [judicial] activism … judicial appointments … governance … separation of powers … reining in the High Court….”

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Then, 30 seconds into the 44-second spot, Shaked picks up the perfume bottle and sprays it in the air. The soft music cuts out and, raising her eyebrows, she quips in her signature blunt tone, “To me, it smells like democracy.”

Don't speak Hebrew but it seems pretty solidly in the "LOL IT'S A JOKE! only it's not at all" genre.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

https://twitter.com/LunaLaviolette/status/1107759491372724226

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

fermun posted:

the crowd was so amped up that they all started cheering and then started soaking the handkerchiefs in the blood to have a souvenir.

jobson groeth posted:

That's pretty ghoulish.

Can you imagine how bad Trump's blood smells.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

ruddiger posted:

Can you imagine how bad Trump's blood smells.

The piss blood is real

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

jobson groeth posted:

That's pretty ghoulish.
not even 100 years ago Americans were decapitating dead japanese soldiers, cleaning their skulls, and mailing them to their girlfriends back home as souvenirs

just imagine boiling a human head to clean the flesh off a skull... humans are all brutes, it doesn't take much to bring it out

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
on a better note:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7GY1Xg6X20

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


E: wrong thread

Chieves
Sep 20, 2010


Seen his granddaughter's booty, also a compelling reason for the good of humanity

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Both of these men read the n-word from paper

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/murpharoo/status/1107838440731623425

Obviously it's really loving early days but this is the guy who is most likely going to be our PM in the next few months. Of course this requires politicians to not be pieces of poo poo but maybe there is a chance for hope.

swimsuit
Jan 22, 2009

yeah
shame he likes locking up browns in concentration camps too, op

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

https://twitter.com/conner_omalley/status/1107712021301248000?s=21

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, March 22, 1912

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

swimsuit posted:

shame he likes locking up browns in concentration camps too, op

You'll be happy to know that he's just agreed to reduce Australia's immigration quota and the hopes that this would be a pivot away from a poo poo Australia has been cancelled.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/CTrevettNZH/status/1107810047822692352

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
https://twitter.com/Rufus_McDonald/status/851444028402876416

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


idk that just makes the cops seem cooler :shrug:

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

https://twitter.com/Bellingdawg/status/1106976625537753088

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


i bet this is what old timey wars sounded like during the age of the gonne

now its all brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt and clusterbombs dont really have a good onomatopoeia yet.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Former DILF posted:

i bet this is what old timey wars sounded like during the age of the gonne

now its all brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt and clusterbombs dont really have a good onomatopoeia yet.

much more commonly it's the background buzz of a predator orbiting your town for 24 hours before the cafe blows up at 6 am and kills all the kids milling around before school

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Former DILF posted:

i bet this is what old timey wars sounded like during the age of the gonne

now its all brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt and clusterbombs dont really have a good onomatopoeia yet.

I like how theres what I assume is a bard, going HOOOONK on a big horn.

I want to be that guy

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

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jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/abcnews/status/1107919066885308416

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