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Pimblor posted:Excellent point, but that's configuration not code. Also weird that it does send it down the pipe every time, I don't do apache or whatever it is the kids think is hip these days but it shouldn't be that hard to fix ... surely? No, it’s code to generate different resource names every time the asset updates, because you have to alter the references to them. I’ve worked on systems that do this for a very big site. I assure you that it’s code and not just a server config issue to do it properly.
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The Kins posted:when i grow up i wanna draw the evil animals on these packages for a living
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:Goons, 2009: Caring about things is gay
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prefect posted:wouldn't the punk rock scare off the birds? Uptime Sinclair posted:that was the experience many young men have had, yes
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Subjunctive posted:No, it’s code to generate different resource names every time the asset updates, because you have to alter the references to them. I’ve worked on systems that do this for a very big site. I assure you that it’s code and not just a server config issue to do it properly. wait just a second, i've worked on a few sites that i didn't write but ended up owning that were federal, large public facing websites not one of those idiots writing things loving made up random names for serving static content why in the gently caress would you do that
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Kennel posted:Dustin Resident Idiot posted:Ed laments the rise in gonzo porn - it's not real to him unless there's a pool boy or a pizza delivery, dammit!
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Pimblor posted:wait just a second, i've worked on a few sites that i didn't write but ended up owning that were federal, large public facing websites You do it because then you ideally only have to serve a given version of an asset a single time to any given client, like I said. It lets you set expiry way in the future, maximizing the chances that the client caches a resource hard enough that it won’t even check over the network on next load. When you have a new version of the resource you generate a new name, often but not always by hashing, and the client never requests an out-of-date version, so you don’t have to worry about a client seeing a mix of versions of different deploys. (There are other tricks too, like back-dated Last-Modified headers, which improve the non-validating hit rate.) You can see the results of it by opening the network console tab and watching the script requests go by on facebook.com after a hard reload and then another visit. The subscripts are generated names, and you can see that they’re set to expire a year or so in the future. It saves a lot of network requests and bandwidth both, but it requires a bit of code to set it up. Many other top-100 sites do it too, usually each in different ways. You can do it by hand or semi-manually if your resources don’t change very often and you’re diligent about making sure the transitive closure of resources is intact each time. So that’s why the gently caress. You can use tools like webpack or gulp to do this today, if it’s not worth rolling your own. Maybe something to tell your buddies back on those Large Federal Sites! Subjunctive has a new favorite as of 03:47 on Mar 17, 2019 |
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there's not really that big a true separation between configuration and code. the converse of the old adage that code is data is that data is also code. the cowboy attitude peeps have of configuration is the reason it edges out actual code bugs as a source of turbofuck outages https://danluu.com/postmortem-lessons/
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Subjunctive posted:You do it because then you ideally only have to serve a given version of an asset a single time to any given client, like I said. It lets you set expiry way in the future, maximizing the chances that the client caches a resource hard enough that it won’t even check over the network on next load. When you have a new version of the resource you generate a new name, often but not always by hashing, and the client never requests an out-of-date version, so you don’t have to worry about a client seeing a mix of versions of different deploys. (There are other tricks too, like back-dated Last-Modified headers, which improve the non-validating hit rate.) I didn't explain myself well enough and was trying to be snarky, I am familiar with webpack and how it does that but I was fixated on the static asset side which in my head meant images and not bundles. And yes I know you can include images, css, etc. in a bundle. I thought it was good enough to call it allbuttons.gif and set an expiry date on it. I will stop now as these aren't funny forums quotes!
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Blinkman987 posted:You can get FunkoPops made for anything really so long as your IP isn’t complete poo poo. You’ll be giving them away as promos instead of selling them. TVsVeryOwn posted:So what you're saying is we should make lowtax into a Funko? H110Hawk posted:But what would the little bobble connect to?
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Funko pops aren't bobbleheads, so they're actually perfect for the 'tax
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Some of them are. I don't know if it's still the case but I remember reading the Marvel ones at the beginning had to be so they didn't infringe on someone else's Marvel action figure licensing deal.
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Honestly I feel like Funko would be weirdly willing to make a limited fundraiser Funko Pop of the taxman. The fact that we all hate Funko Pops would just make us all buy it begrudgingly instead of happily.
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:Honestly I feel like Funko would be weirdly willing to make a limited fundraiser Funko Pop of the taxman. The fact that we all hate Funko Pops would just make us all buy it begrudgingly instead of happily. He should unironically contact them. If they can make fifty variations "generic grizzled white dude" for TWD/ Breaking Bad/whatever, they can make one for the guy whose website helped to sink the world to the level of half-assed cyberpunk it is now. The internet did make us stupid.
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While we're at it, a fiestacat funko
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:While we're at it, a fiestacat funko Rib kid funko pop with a distressingly photorealistic mouth. Corn guy funko pop. Slender man funko pop. That one dude with the adventure time shirt and the fedora funko pop
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There is absolutely no way in HELL that there is not already a Slenderman Funko Pop.
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Put me down for one Microwave’s Mom Funko.
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The Granos funkopop is a payphone.
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Somfin posted:Rib kid funko pop with a distressingly photorealistic mouth. By Corn Guy do you mean Cornchugger? Also what about "guy in undersized pink shirt that Lowtax is glaring at" funko pop?
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gently caress it, I'd buy a Lowtax Funko Pop if he got a significant cut of the proceeds. Twelve years is most of my adult life, I was 19 when I joined and I'm loving 31 now. I've gotten a lot out of the forums. Made friends, picked up some cool new hobbies, learned stuff, changed, grown, bought some things, discovered bands I'd never heard of, eaten foods I would never have tried. I wouldn't mind buying a ridiculous little figurine of a man I've never met. It would be impossible to explain to normal people and for some reason I like that.
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Micromancer Funko Pop, with realistic pistol
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Baron von Eevl posted:By Corn Guy do you mean Cornchugger? Also what about "guy in undersized pink shirt that Lowtax is glaring at" funko pop? Couch puke goon, too. Actually a full TLO Roll Call set would be great
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1stGear posted:Micromancer Funko Pop, with realistic body hair
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I would rather set money on fire than buy one of those bread loaf looking pieces of poo poo.
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Grover funko is a cube of electrical sockets.
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Shifty Nipples posted:I would rather set money on fire than buy one of those bread loaf looking pieces of poo poo. https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/bjy478/the-couple-who-made-a-marriage-contract-for-funko-pops
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1stGear posted:Funny Forum Quotes: Micromancer Funko Pop, with realistic body hair
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I mean, I feel like the best option here would be to do a Doom House set, with Reginald P. Linux, Officer Cop, Officer Cop (Terrorist) and the doll. Have 75% of the proceeds go to the "Richard Kyanka Spinal Injury Foundation," aka Lowtax's bank account. e: do a figurine of 2019 Lowtax and call it Venom Reginald WeedlordGoku69 has a new favorite as of 05:02 on Mar 19, 2019 |
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:I mean, I feel like the best option here would be to do a Doom House set, with Reginald P. Linux, Officer Cop, Officer Cop (Terrorist) and the doll. Have 75% of the proceeds go to the "Richard Kyanka Spinal Injury Foundation," aka Lowtax's bank account. PUNISHED LOWTAX ~A Webmaster Denied His Vertebrae~
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Do a younger, more innocent Lowtax and call it Dear Richard.
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I want a Jeff K Funkopop but NOT JERRY BCUZ JERRY SUX0RZ!!!!!!!!!
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There are two kinds of people in this world:Jawdins posted:Jim shows his butt to Dwight and a tinier butt pops out from between the cheeks (like the alien from Aliens but with a butt dripping diarrhea and all) then it farts The Lobotomy Kid posted:Jim puts a bucket on Dwight's head so he thinks it's nighttime and misses the big meeting.
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Avs and...?
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Platystemon posted:With bombs it’s “the miniature sun won’t get out unless we hammer the sleeping demon metal with explosives just so. ”
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This is a disturbingly accurate metaphor. Also great.
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:2018 has lasted longer than my entire life preceding, and also gone by in an eyeblink jre posted:
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Antifa Poltergeist posted:This is a disturbingly accurate metaphor. Also great. Just to clarify: NSWR stands for nuclear salt water rocket. There is such a thing as an "ordinary" nuclear thermal rocket. It involves a nuclear reactor making a shitload of heat, and then passing a fluid like water or hydrogen through it to heat it and make it expand so it goes out a rocket nozzle at high speed, creating thrust. This is relatively sane, despite the use of a nuclear reactor. They've never flown but they have been tested on the ground. A NSWR does not use "salt water" as the fluid above. It is a nuclear salt... water rocket. Salts of plutonium or enriched uranium (like how table salt is a salt of sodium) are dissolved in water. Subcritical amounts of the nuclear salt water are pumped into a reaction chamber, where all the radioactive bits see all their radioactive friends, and throw a fiesta. Criticality is achieved, which is the atomic industry's deadpan way of saying "there is a horrendous explosion", and all the nuclear salt water fires itself the gently caress out of the back side of the chamber, which turns out to also have been a rocket nozzle. Nuclear salt water rockets are propelled by a continuous atomic explosion. The only atomic propulsion device I've heard of that is less sane is Project Orion, which would have involved chucking hundreds of atomic bombs underneath an enormous steel plate with a spaceship on top and riding the explosion like a Warthog in Blood Gulch.
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Phy posted:Just to clarify: Wait so it sprays nuclear salt-laden water everywhere it flies? That's some Captain Planet villain poo poo right there lmao
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