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Guildenstern Mother posted:Why hello Shorsey gently caress you Riley! But seriously I feel like that's an appropriate response to like half of these assholes. I don't understand how people date these days. Are most people just terrible? E okay the response below is pretty good too
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Scathach posted:The only response to this should be "Give you nuts a tug, titfucker!" and then break up. She should sandbag his fortnite/apex/overwatch rank and delete as much poo poo from his destiny waifus as possible before bailing, then hook his XBLA/PSN Plus subscription to her card before leaving and file a dispute when it renews.
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AITA for not punishing my daughter the way my boyfriend would have liked? Today my boyfriend and 4yo daughter went to get a haircut together. My boyfriend has beautiful curls that I adore and he lets it grow pretty long. It never gets length it gets more and more curly. This time, he let it grow out way more than he normally has and became a bit self conscious about it, so he wanted to get it cut. My daughter has been wanting to get hers cut, so we decided it would be a good idea to get them done together. Bf went first and he decided to get it cut really short. We weren't able to see his forehead before and now we can, just to kind of give you a visual idea. When my daughter saw it she giggled and said "You look silly!" We were in the waiting area with two older men who were reading the newspaper when she said this and I told her it wasn't polite or nice to laugh at people for getting a haircut or looking different. I told her she wouldn't like it if she were laughed at and she said, "oh yeah, oopsie," then turned to him and said, "I'm sorry (bf's name) I just think you look silly with no curly curls. I'm sorry for laughing." I thought it was fine until he got up a few minutes later and said "way too loving rude, I'm going outside." I asked him what? but he just went outside, and I looked over at the two men and one of them just shrugged and went back to his paper while the other looked like he didn't move at all. He then comes back and says "outside. now." where he told me he wanted me to cancel her haircut, take her home and punish her by taking her Nintendo 2DS away for the rest of the day and making her go to sleep early. I told him no, because she already apologized and I didn't want to miss her haircut since we were already waiting forever. He ended up leaving us when I went back inside. I wasn't able to find a ride home and he wouldn't answer my calls. We live about a 20 minute walk away (5 minute car ride) so we had to walk home through melting ice and snow while climbing snowbanks to avoid being on the highway due to the sidewalks being blocked by snow and ice. I'm 4 months pregnant and I have been having bad lower body/lady parts pressure that escalates into pain when I'm up and about too much, so the climbing really hurt. He knows this because he has taken me to my doctor about it. He had my apartment keys so we weren't able to get inside right away and when we did get inside the building, I found my apartment unlocked with all of his stuff (tv, console, clothes) gone and my keys hanging on the wall. Our socks and shoes were soaked and I kind of hobbled to my bedroom and laid down with my heating pad. He eventually answered me and said it was my punishment for not punishing my daughter. Am I the rear end in a top hat? Tldr: daughter laughed at boyfriend's haircut and he got offended. Wanted me to give her what I think of as an over-punishment and left us to walk home when I didn't agree.
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Mar 20, 2019 06:02
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Welp, murder is the only thing I can think of.
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Mar 20, 2019 06:10
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What a piece of poo poo
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Mar 20, 2019 06:11
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Welp, murder is the only thing I can think of. Scud the Disposable Assassin/Trigun both had solutions to this problem without resorting to murder.
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Mar 20, 2019 06:13
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At least his stuff’s already gone so now she just needs to change the locks.
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Mar 20, 2019 06:14
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Wow. Just how insecure does someone have to be to take that much offense to what a freaking four year old says?
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Mar 20, 2019 06:15
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:
YTA because you’re a terrible writer who reads too many bad romance novels
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Mar 20, 2019 06:17
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Welp, murder is the only thing I can think of. Got my vote
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Mar 20, 2019 06:18
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:My [24F] boyfriend [25M] of 7 months carries his gun whenever we go out. I’m totally OK with shooting six guys who corner a woman while making increasingly aggressive remarks.
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Mar 20, 2019 06:20
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:My [24F] boyfriend [25M] of 7 months carries his gun whenever we go out. She should carry so he doesn't have to. In fact all women should be forced to carry. We could put an end to sexist losers quite quickly with this.
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Mar 20, 2019 06:23
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jobson groeth posted:She should carry so he doesn't have to. In fact all women should be forced to carry. We could put an end to sexist losers quite quickly with this. Women should also receive a license to kill one (1) man per year, consequence-free.
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Mar 20, 2019 06:29
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The Lone Badger posted:Women should also receive a license to kill one (1) man per year, consequence-free. I've been pitching an idea like this, and so far about 50% of the population is in favor, can't seem to talk the other half around though for some reason
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Mar 20, 2019 06:34
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I (23F) found out my husband (31M) has been pretending to be homeless instead of getting a job. I don't understand why he's like this. Does he just not care? We've been together for more than three years and have a child turning one in a few weeks, and he still hasn't gotten a job. Meanwhile I have two and used to work three before I had our daughter. AND I'm taking classes for a certificate in my field. He went to college, graduated with honors, so it's not like he has no motivation or can't succeed. So what gives? Anyway I found out he was lying to me by literally being on a bus that went past him at an intersection. Downtown, broad daylight. He's been out there every day for who knows how long while I'm at work. I just happened to leave early today. He told me he'd been going to the library to apply for jobs and attend some free coaching sessions. He's put some real drat effort into the whole schtick, there was a cardboard sign and old ratty clothes and everything to make him look the part. Yes I know that misrepresenting yourself like this is panhandling and it's a crime. He would, it seems, prefer to risk jail and a criminal record than get a job. He'd rather willingly take up the indignity of BEGGING ON THE STREET than earn money by being employed. On top of this, I had to force the truth out of him. I gave him a chance to explain and he maintained his lie about the library. I had to tell him I had witnessed it before my eyes this afternoon before he confessed. Oh, and what is he doing with the change he swindles out of strangers you ask? Does he put it towards household expenses, or things for our child, or at least save it? Nope! He blows it away on buying himself fast food. I'm furious because a few months ago he told me he was going to cut back on the amount of junk he ate. He PROMISED he'd change his diet. Now I find out that out of all the things he could be spending this money on, it's fast food. He eats it out of the house so I never would have known. I just don't understand it. He is perfectly capable, physically and mentally, of holding a job. Why he refuses to is beyond me at this point. I mean if having a baby wasn't enough of a reason to stop loving around for youtube all day and do something useful, what else could be? I'm so drat tired of nagging him. He's tired of having me nag. But I plain don't trust him to take the responsibility on his own. I thought he was finally stepping up to the plate. Turns out that was just another false hope. The way I see it is, we are partners, in support of each other and of our family. I'm doing my share for that and he isn't. I'm just unbelievably disappointed. I'm starting to think he simply won't ever change. Has anyone dealt with something like this? How did/would you handle it with your partner? TL;DR: Wife fed up with husband who has resorted to posing as a beggar to avoid having a job.
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Mar 20, 2019 06:34
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Things I learned in this thread: Box Car Willy's birthname wasnt William
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My husband contributes nothing to the household, panhandles during the day while I think he’s out looking for work, and spends his begging income on fast food for himself. The way I see it, we’re partners.
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My [19M] girlfriend [25F] was being racist to another girl at a party, am I wrong to be upset with her?quote:u/BurntWax80 quote:BurntWax80
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not punishing my daughter the way my boyfriend would have liked? He's now telling people she kicked him out of the apartment, wtf. I mean, I hope she changes the locks, but there's no reason to make that lie.
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AITA for having a gender preference in our selective abortion? I'm 27f and my husband is 30. We tried for a few years to have baby, long story short, it didn't work out and we ended up going through a couple rounds of IVF. Fast forward. We find out we're pregnant and we are super happy, like over the moon ecstatic. We couldn't wait for the 12 week mark to tell people, and started working on a nursery right away. However, we go to our scan and find out we are having FOUR babies. Four. That's insane. I'm cutting a lot of backstory out because honestly, it's hard for me to talk about. At the time, my husband and I are just in shock, but happy we have healthy babies. Now, I'm a small woman, 5'0 and very petite. At my next scan, it was suggested I consider aborting two of the pregnancies for the sake of my body, and to be honest, I was quietly considering bringing this idea up to my husband anyway because of the money involved with raising four children. We could afford two babies, but no way could we afford four. Me and my husband are distraught that this is our reality, but we went home and tried to figure it out. From our latest scan, we know we have identical twin girls and two fraternal boys in there. If we go through with the selective abortion, which we most likely will, I brought up that I would like to keep the two girls as they are identical twins (I'm hoping they have the 'twin bond') and also, to be honest, I've always wanted girls. My husband is on board with this, but as soon as I told my mother and sister the scenario they kicked off, calling us selfish, entitled, saying we are searching for designer babies, etc. The way I see it is that we have to make a choice which babies go if we do this, and it breaks our hearts that we are in this position but we need to do what we can for the sake of our children. This story sounds so tragic, like a soap storyline or something but it's honestly the hardest thing I have ever done. So, my question is both AITA for having a preference in this?
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gently caress Your Website posted:My [19M] girlfriend [25F] was being racist to another girl at a party, am I wrong to be upset with her? Even racist people want to get laid.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for having a gender preference in our selective abortion? Her mum's 100% right in this. You've taken the first steps into playing at god, and it's a slippery slope indeed. Can't preggers? Test tube babies. Oh wait all of them took? Time to cull some. All of them healthy? Pick favorites and kill the rest. Tiny little baby steps down the road to damnation. And this is coming from someone's who's an Atheist and very pro-choice.
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sometimes when you're thirsty you just gonna drink the water even if it looks like the wrong colour
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Xik posted:sometimes when you're thirsty you just gonna drink the water even if it looks like the wrong colour Took me a minute to parse that this was about horny racists and not abortion.
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Serephina posted:Her mum's 100% right in this. You've taken the first steps into playing at god, and it's a slippery slope indeed. Can't preggers? Test tube babies. Oh wait all of them took? Time to cull some. All of them healthy? Pick favorites and kill the rest. Tiny little baby steps down the road to damnation. Can you please let me know the final steps to playing god, it would really help me wrap up some personal projects more quickly
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:
what the gently caress
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Panfilo posted:The sappy twist is that they both poked holes in each others condoms to try to trick the other into getting pregnant . And to think, she was so close to impregnating him
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what the gently caress [/quote] Lotta guys dont understand the signals a woman is laying down so shes making it very clear.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for having a gender preference in our selective abortion? IDK if I'd want to put all my eggs in the same genetically identical basket. Got to diversify the stock a bit in case one's a dud.
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Mar 20, 2019 08:36
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Having two sets of identical twins sounds like some rad Halloween costume and trickery game further down the line. That said, while there's something to be said for economies of scale, going from zero kids to four would run them ragged and I don't blame them for wanting to be more reasonable.
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AITA for wanting to sleep on my wife’s side of the bed?quote:I rewrote this post entirely because many things were unclear. this dude is like serial killer weird IMO
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Having two sets of identical twins sounds like some rad Halloween costume and trickery game further down the line. Yeah I don’t blame them but I do have to wonder what the risks are with the selective abortion. Like I have to assume there is a non significant chance that they could lose all 4 right? That would be some twisted Karma right there if that happened. I’m not sure what I would do in that situation but after going through all that I’d probably just want to stick with all 4 vs risking everything.
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Sticking with all four is also a meaningful medical risk, though, especially if she's a smaller woman. Multiple-fetus pregnancies are hard on the body even when it's just twins.
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MarcusSA posted:Yeah I don’t blame them but I do have to wonder what the risks are with the selective abortion. Like I have to assume there is a non significant chance that they could lose all 4 right?
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Vim Fuego posted:AITA for wanting to sleep on my wife’s side of the bed? Hmm, I don't think this rear end in a top hat territory. The uh, fact he's literally "antsy" about having to switch sides is strange. I like changing sides of the bed from time to time but I'm single so idk.
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AITA for banging my Ex's sister?quote:So I was engaged to my Ex and was with her for 5 and a bit years. I was always close to her family, but mostly her sister, who has 3 children (all of which call me uncle to this day). The relationship deteriorated after I found out she was cheating on me with multiple people, I tried to reconcile (bad decision on my part) although not long after the relationship ended. 6 months pass and my Ex still continued to contact me for emotional support, advice, favours etc. I pandered to her for a while but began to actively ignore her. About a month after we broke up I was involved in an orgy with her sister, her sister's partner and another couple. Some months after that her sister broke up with her boyfriend and we began have sex every couple of weeks. Yesterday her sister told her that we have had sex. My Ex did not take it well and had a huge go at me, making me out to be the bad guy, which incentivised me to respond to her quite harshly. I know that this drama has not reached its end just yet but I have been wondering AITA for banging my Ex's sister? HEY GUYS I HAVE SEX
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Serephina posted:Her mum's 100% right in this. You've taken the first steps into playing at god, and it's a slippery slope indeed. Can't preggers? Test tube babies. Oh wait all of them took? Time to cull some. All of them healthy? Pick favorites and kill the rest. Tiny little baby steps down the road to damnation. That's quite an avatar you got going there. 
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Ok, y'all thought a 9 year old eating pot gummies was bad? How about a fetusquote:big edits because it was incoherent before.
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Vim Fuego posted:AITA for wanting to sleep on my wife’s side of the bed? it sounds like a perfect opportunity to do the 50s sitcom two-twin-beds thing
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Vim Fuego posted:AITA for wanting to sleep on my wife’s side of the bed? No way, the wife is the weird one here. Who the hell insists that their partner must sleep in their bed in their designated spot and forbids them from sleeping literally anywhere else ever? She is just as weird if not weirder for not switching spots as he is for wanting to.
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