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Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

jobson groeth posted:

It's also possible that the people who got in to the apartment did so because his front door wasn't locked. Not that airbnb are likely to be much help but contacting them should be well up on the list of ways to get this stopped / give you evidence to help your eventual lawsuit against them.

Again for the derail: AirBnB is the least of this person's problems. The scammer is posting on all kinds of other even worse sites (poster mentioned Italy, south america, etc). I don't undwerstand how the AirBnB scam would work because I believe the money goes into escrow with them. Some of these other sites you pay the "host" directly.

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp
AITA for wanting to see the same therapist as my daughter?

quote:

My daughter (I'll call her Ashley) has a therapist she started seeing a year ago. I met her therapist (Karla) back when she used to work through our on-base hospital (we're military) though she wasn't my therapist my daughter needed one and I thought she'd be perfect. So I sent her to one of her teen group counseling sessions and she really liked it and eventually started seeing her one on one.

Now Karla works independently and her new office is beautiful. She can also see all sorts of patients now and she's probably the only therapist I trust and she's been very inclusive with me in my daughter's progress so I asked her if there would be any conflict of interest in her seeing me too and she said no and that she'd be totally fine with seeing me too.

My daughter however is not fine with it. She thinks it'd be a breach of her privacy. I kind of get it but there's not much I don't already know (aside from stuff that falls under patient confidentiality which I reminded her is a thing) but other than that she can't really give me a reason even though I've challenged her to give me one several times to do so. She is a typical teenaged girl in some ways but rather troubled to boot so while I want to respect her feelings I also don't want to give into her anger or reward irrational or territorial behavior. She has been through a lot and so have I over my tours and I told her it's no different from us being operated on by the same skilled surgeon to which she has nothing to say. In fact i feel like this would be a good introduction to family therapy as right now my daughter refuses to do a therapy session with me and/or my wife present.

My wife and obviously my daughter think I'm TA but I feel like Karla would know if there was something wrong with it in her professional opinion and she thinks it's fine.

tl;dr My daughter is angry because I want t see the same therapist she does, therapist is fine with it. AITA?

EDIT: I am her father.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Power Khan posted:

AITA for freaking out and telling my one night stand (girl) to leave?
So I (23M) have only ever had sex ONCE before. It was through a one night stand and it was fairly vanilla sex. Also, I rarely watched porn or anything so I'm not really sure about the different sexual positions beyond the obvious ones (69, missionary, doggy, etc).

Anxiety issues is the main reason I haven't had as much sex as I want.

So while I was out at a nightclub I saw this girl I knew from university. She's also same age as me. I think she is loving smoking, not gonna lie. I really think she was good looking and I was surprised she was really flirty when I saw her. She was grinding all over me and then we started kissing and I brought her back to mine.

So I figure okay, gonna have sex. We start kissing, then undressing as we're making out, then out of nowhere she sort of 'jumps' onto my face and starts riding my face with her pussy. What the gently caress?? My mind started racing. ''Is this what happens in sex??? Is this normal??''

She starts grinding my face with her pussy and I'm in shock, wtf kind of sex is this?? I started to sweat and the taste is weird and I just sort of throw her off to the side and freak out and hyperventilating.

So I just tell her while I'm stuttering ''You need to leave'' and she looks confused but gets dressed and leaves. Now I'm very confused about this my friends said it was a bit douchey, AITA?

1. That poor woman
2. He's gonna look back & regret not having this sex if/when he ever deals with his issues
3. what's her number?

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Dude wants to gently caress his daughters therapist.

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Motronic posted:

Again for the derail: AirBnB is the least of this person's problems. The scammer is posting on all kinds of other even worse sites (poster mentioned Italy, south america, etc). I don't undwerstand how the AirBnB scam would work because I believe the money goes into escrow with them. Some of these other sites you pay the "host" directly.

I believe it's run this with a bunch of places, luck out and some people will miss a cancellation deadline and no show and you get paid.

MachineryNoise
Jan 13, 2008

So I shout "Set your life on fire!"

Vim Fuego posted:

1. That poor woman rapist

FTFY

If I was making out with a dude and he suddenly jumped up and shoved his cock down my throat, it would be sexual assault, just like this was.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

MachineryNoise posted:

FTFY

If I was making out with a dude and he suddenly jumped up and shoved his cock down my throat, it would be sexual assault, just like this was.

Ah, another proponent of england's ban on facesitting

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

you’re not supposed to shove your crotch in someone’s face without permission genius

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

MachineryNoise posted:

FTFY

If I was making out with a dude and he suddenly jumped up and shoved his cock down my throat, it would be sexual assault, just like this was.

Oh good lord. 🙄

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

you’re not supposed to shove your crotch in someone’s face without permission genius

Written and notarized right?

Willfrey
Jul 20, 2007

Why don't the poors simply buy more money?
Fun Shoe

MarcusSA posted:

Written and notarized right?

Sounds like we need to get a love contract goin

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

if you are so inept at reading your partner’s signals they have to throw you off, you are too stupid to be allowed to gently caress.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

MarcusSA posted:

Oh good lord. 🙄

To the comparison, or the idea that you should get consent before shoving your dick down someone's thro..

MarcusSA posted:

Written and notarized right?

:ughh:

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

I’m going to touch your boobs now do you consent?

Speak clearly and into the microphone please.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

what the gently caress

Women in Asia are desperate to marry men from the west and get out of a place like Laos. They want to escape their family's control and be able to actually travel the world and live in richer country. I lived and worked in Vietnam for a while so it doesn't surprise me someone is desperate enough to offer the full use of their apartment

DeadMansSuspenders posted:

My boyfriend [36] made the worst Fantasy Football team name ever, and now he has to face a grieving friend.

Instead of making sports innuendos just leave messages praising the team/mom

"Wow, great persistence by (Mom's name) for winning out. She was down early but ended up triumphant."

"Once again (Mom's name) proves she is the best among us by winning the most fantasy points this week"

easy peasy

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for getting really mad at my boyfriend when he said all girls who game are bad?

We were playing together and one of our teammates was doing stuff that was a bit questionable. My boyfriend noticed that the username of the player was girly and started talking about how bad girls are in video games and kept referring to girls as bitches. I got frustrated by it and asked if he thought I was bad too since I happen to be a girl and he replied that I would be if I didn't have him.

I decided to just stop playing after that match. We texted a bit back and forth about this, he said I was a whiny bitch. He also said I was no longer a female in the wild so I wasn't that bad. He complained that I took offense when he didn't say anything offensive. I told him it was really uncalled for and that he can't look at one girl playing and say that all girls are bad, we have run into so many "bad" players that were guys and he said nothing about it.

I don't know if I overreacted about it, I got mad and I did call him a dick two or three times. I told him to not play with me if I'm so bad and that he definitely has some sexism in him. I didn't really get to say much else as he was ranting on about how girls don't have hunting instinct like guys. He has taught me stuff in games that he played before I started, that I won't deny and I've been thankful for it. I just really disagree with what he is saying and I don't think it's weird that I took offense. What do you guys think, did I overreact?

My boyfriend 's favorite way to refer to women is "bitches". He even calls me a bitch. Is this bad??

MachineryNoise posted:

FTFY

If I was making out with a dude and he suddenly jumped up and shoved his cock down my throat, it would be sexual assault, just like this was.

If anything it's just an awkward misunderstanding. They were making out totally naked and she thought he would be into eating her pussy. Not a crazy assumption but in this case wrong. There's no need to make it any more dramatic than that

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

MarcusSA posted:

I’m going to touch your boobs now do you consent?

Speak clearly and into the microphone please.

can we loving not with this poo poo? marcus, you gently caress like someone threw a brick into a washing machine. sit down.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
a girl just wants her pussy ate and suddenly she's a criminal. typical GBS woman-hating

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
plot twist, he wanted to eat rear end instead

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

can we loving not with this poo poo? marcus, you gently caress like someone threw a brick into a washing machine. sit down.

On the ultra spin cycle :shehuck:

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
Haha yeah consent is so wacky and hard to follow, you guys are right.


Hey have you heard of this site called reddit??

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

I also have a feeling that this virgin may just be an unreliable narrator.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

pretty clearly the dude said he was ready to sex and he just didnt like the way her vagina tasted. she should eat more fruit.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Guy sweating trying to pick between two buttons labeled "protect consent" and "defend women".jpg

MachineryNoise
Jan 13, 2008

So I shout "Set your life on fire!"
It'd be one thing if he were already eating her out and she got a bit carried away, but that wasn't how he described it. Jumping on a guy you barely know like a facehugger out of nowhere is bad.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

He knew what 69 was but the idea of just eating pussy was a crazy foreign idea to him.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp
AITA for telling my boyfriend I don't want a penis?

quote:

This whole argument is really weird to me. Basically, I'm on my period and my boyfriend said offhand he was glad he didn't have to deal with that and said something along the lines of, "I bet you wish you had a dick." To which I responded, "no, not really."

He seemed kind of taken aback by that and pressed the issue of exactly why I did not want to have a dick and I basically told him male genitals seemed really uncomfortable and awkward to possess, like I don't want some meat and a nut sack just chillin in my britches. Hard pass. He got weirdly offended by this and said I was being sexist??? I told him that I observe him scratching his nuts or rearranging his junk multiple times a day and that it would make me crazy if I had to constantly attend to my genitals like that. He got so mad about this to the point he stormed off to let me "think about" why what I said was so upsetting.

I don't get it though? Not 5 minutes earlier he was trashing vaginas and periods, but that's okay, for reasons? Y'all help me out lmao

Lmao indeed

Miserable Maid
Apr 22, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Leon Einstein posted:

Are you defending anime?

Quit getting mad about cartoons

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca


Arrested in school for being involved in a "bomb scare". Whats going to happen?

quote:

Illinois, USA. (18 years old)

In my math class we have chromebooks with which we do our school work on some days. A kid sitting behind me, while laughing, asked for my school ID number (which can be used to log in to my school accounts), which I did not give to him, as I knew it is a bad idea. A few seconds later, he, or another kid sitting near him (don't remember exactly) told me my ID number (to show me jokingly that he knew it) (you can find anyones ID number by typing in their name in the school gmail network, then you can use this to log in because by default, the username is your ID number and the password is the ID number + your initials.) I really thought nothing of this, and thought the kid might email something stupid to one of my teachers etc., but just to make sure I checked the "sent" folder on my school gmail account. Nothing was there, so I exited it. I also did glance over my inbox and saw nothing besides assignments from my math teacher (this will be important later).

So I'm sleeping in my english class (next period) only two minutes into class and a Dean followed by a police officer come in to take me to the deans office. I go with them and on my way to the office I notice the place is filled with deans and cops eyeing me. The school goes on lockdown. I had no idea what was going on. I thought somebody told them that I had drugs on me or something. They start asking me vague questions about my email and I have no idea what this is all about until I realize what happened the period before about 30 seconds into the conversation. I tell them what I knew, like, the kid asked for my ID number and probably sent something under my name, but I did not give it to him.

This went on for a while. They would not tell me the contents of the email, or if it was even sent by me (they mentioned a third kid's email, which I did not understand, but I'll get to that later). so you can imagine it would be very hard to answer any questions with the pure speculation I had. I had to word everything around what they were giving me.

This one dean repeatedly asked me if I deleted any emails to which I said "no" repeatedly. The cops tried intimidating me and thought I was covering up for someone, which I still didn't understand because I didn't know the specifics of what happened by now. They said they'd have an I.T guy look at the logs to see if I deleted any emails.

The deans said that the other kid said that I knew about the email that was sent (like, he jokingly told me or something) and deleted it quickly, but this is not true. I don't know why he made this up, or how it benefits him in any way, but its not true, I only saw him and a few others giggling in the back of class and checked my sent folder, which was empty besides a few things from years ago.

Apparently the email that he sent was from the third kid's account, to my account, not from. It was in reference to a "bomb detonation". This is why they thought I deleted it. What I think is that the kid who sent the emails was nervous and logged into my account to delete the email himself. The deans did not understand me at all when I told them this.

The cops took me out in cuffs and to the holding cell for 3 hours. I was scared shitless. I plead the fifth at the station when they wanted an interview (which I should have done at school but I was not aware it would come to this), and the cop who arrested me informed me I would be going to "Joliet" (a scare tactic, I honestly forgot that Joliet Jail closed in 2002). After 3 hours in the holding cell they took me out to get fingerprinted , my mugshot taken, and told me my charges. They only then informed me that my parents were waiting for me to take me out of there, and paid the $120 bond.

So my charge is Disorderly Conduct. I have a court date on the 9th of April. I'm not sure if it is felony Disorderly Conduct or what, as it does not specify on the bail/bond sheet.

I don't understand how, if I did (allegedly) delete an email, would be "disorderly conduct". I'd assume it would be a more serious charge, related to covering up for a bomb threat.

Did they not have evidence and just had to slap whatever charge they could on me? Will this be an open and shut case?

edit: by the way, i'm suspended for 8 days.

edit: Also, the chromebooks are not individually assigned. We grab them randomly.

Willfrey
Jul 20, 2007

Why don't the poors simply buy more money?
Fun Shoe

Vim Fuego posted:

AITA for telling my boyfriend I don't want a penis?


Lmao indeed

He was easing her in on his strapon fetish but it crashed on takeoff

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Vim Fuego posted:

AITA for telling my boyfriend I don't want a penis?


Lmao indeed

Freud gets really pissy when you contradict him

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Play posted:

If anything it's just an awkward misunderstanding. They were making out totally naked and she thought he would be into eating her pussy. Not a crazy assumption but in this case wrong. There's no need to make it any more dramatic than that

Yes but goons.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

DemoneeHo posted:

(you can find anyones ID number by typing in their name in the school gmail network, then you can use this to log in because by default, the username is your ID number and the password is the ID number + your initials.)

*nods approvingly* smart

DemoneeHo posted:

Did they not have evidence and just had to slap whatever charge they could on me?

nailed it

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Vim Fuego posted:

AITA for telling my boyfriend I don't want a penis?

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

I hope she ends up saying “honey you made me think. I have come to the realization that i really don’t want a dick. Especially not your dick. BYE!”

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
think about all the rad things a vagibbly can do:
- birth child
- secret pocket
- multiple o's
- cigar afficionado
- ping pong ball launcher
- cast cone of fire 3/day
- open bottles
- pose as a grizzled fisherman who suffered a tragic hook accident

and also has
like

legs for ears

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
You're not going to star in puppetry of the penis with a vag though.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

jobson groeth posted:

You're not going to star in puppetry of the penis with a vag though.

Yeah but the Vagina Monologs gives you more range of characters

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Barudak posted:

Yeah but the Vagina Monologs gives you more range of characters

You obviously haven't seen what those men can do with a penis.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Hasn’t this idiot ever played Metal Gear Solid!?! Women have more hiding places than men!

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Araenna
Dec 27, 2012




Lipstick Apathy

MarcusSA posted:

I’m going to touch your boobs now do you consent?

Speak clearly and into the microphone please.

If you can't ask a woman if you can feel her up without making it weird then I dunno what to tell you.

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