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DemoneeHo posted:Arrested in school for being involved in a "bomb scare". Whats going to happen? I've never understood why any person would do anything other than clam up. The first thing I taught my kids was to never talk to the cops/administration if they think they're in trouble. I've had to field a couple of calls like: "Mr. Spacetoaster, we think your child was involved in something but they refuse to speak to us other than to tell us to call you." I'm totally fine dealing with that and I hope my kids also never talk to cops as adults.
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spacetoaster posted:I've never understood why any person would do anything other than clam up. I remember in high school when a bunch of kids and I got caught smoking weed, they took each of us separately into different rooms and said that our friends had already told them everything so I might as well come clean. I just kept saying "Nothing happened, if they told you we did something bad I don't know why they did" etc. etc. Because you realize that even if that's true it's not smart to just admit to something for no reason. Sure enough, none of us caved and none of us ended up getting in trouble. I still laugh about a bunch of school administrator weenies trying to act like hardass detectives PHIZ KALIFA posted:Sorry but you either support all abortions, no questions asked, or you play into conservatives line-in-the-sand mentality. there's no moral difference between the abortions you support and the ones you don't. What about post-birth abortions phiz kalifa... or should I say HITLER!!???
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My [25M] wife [26F] writes outlandish fanfiction and honestly it kinda bothers mequote:Prefacing this by saying I have absolutely nothing against people who write fanfiction, or fanfiction itself. I've read some that are really cool.
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Haifisch posted:My [25M] wife [26F] writes outlandish fanfiction and honestly it kinda bothers me Wife? Having fun? No. No.
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It’s a lot better than the time the guy found his wife writing fanfic of her torturing his female friends
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quote:The cops took me out in cuffs and to the holding cell for 3 hours. I was scared shitless. I plead the fifth at the station when they wanted an interview (which I should have done at school but I was not aware it would come to this), and the cop who arrested me informed me I would be going to "Joliet" (a scare tactic, I honestly forgot that Joliet Jail closed in 2002). After 3 hours in the holding cell they took me out to get fingerprinted , my mugshot taken, and told me my charges. They only then informed me that my parents were waiting for me to take me out of there, and paid the $120 bond. Lmao the Joliet jail. It was built in 1858 because if you dig a foot or two down anywhere in the area you'll hit limestone and the thinking was that it would stop inmates from digging out. They were threatening to take him to a place that's been used as a film set for the past few decades.
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Mar 21, 2019 01:57
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Play posted:I remember in high school when a bunch of kids and I got caught smoking weed, they took each of us separately into different rooms and said that our friends had already told them everything so I might as well come clean. I just kept saying "Nothing happened, if they told you we did something bad I don't know why they did" etc. etc. Because you realize that even if that's true it's not smart to just admit to something for no reason. It sucks, but teachers are in an unfortunate position where if they don't try and nix this stuff, we lose our jobs and don't get to work in the field again.
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Yeah, I gotta say, as fanfiction discoveries go, "fanfic with your wife's Mary Sue running around fighting evil with her favorite video-game characters" is pretty harmless, compared to "incest fanfiction about real-world celebrities" or, as previously mentioned, the "wife's Mary Sue is a god-queen torturing every other woman who ever looked at you or was nice to you in any way" woman. Let it ride.
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Not sure why he's complaining that he now has a cheat sheet. Now he knows "hug when sad".
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Blade Runner posted:imo you can feel a thing is morally wrong while still believing that someone has an inalienable right to do such a thing But enough about your posting
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Antivehicular posted:Yeah, I gotta say, as fanfiction discoveries go, "fanfic with your wife's Mary Sue running around fighting evil with her favorite video-game characters" is pretty harmless, compared to "incest fanfiction about real-world celebrities" or, as previously mentioned, the "wife's Mary Sue is a god-queen torturing every other woman who ever looked at you or was nice to you in any way" woman. Let it ride. To be fair, the second one is kind of hot.
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or the previously seen woman who wrote stories about her boyfriend loving his dog and shared them with kindred spirits
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:or the previously seen woman who wrote stories about her boyfriend loving his dog and shared them with kindred spirits That was pretty hosed up
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therobit posted:Personally I would want a girl and a boy and ask the doctor to randomly select which girl and boy get removed, but it's not like they're is any easy or correct choice here. nah that's the correct choice bc raising two boys is apparently hell but identical twins are weirdos. just tell your kids they're fraternal twins (which they are) and never let on that there were two more. CheesyDog posted:Just can't get my penis inside the vagina is not where you think it is or at the angle you expect as a virgin. keep trying and pay attention!
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:"But. . . . We can see them just fine. They're right here. Watching you." spoken in unison as their eyes go black. I’m glad somebody else landed on the same page here. Obviously my brain recoiled away from forming an opinion about the woman’s situation, as is healthy and correct, but it did manage to observe that you could spin a decent horror movie out of this.
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1stGear posted:I have no idea how you would have gotten that out of my post, but I'm actually functionally at the bottom of the totem pole in my industry and don't treat people that I have seniority badly because that's a hosed up thing to do. you're either at the bottom of the totem pole or you have seniority over people, which one is it? the correct answer is that you're a bootlicker
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tactlessbastard posted:That was pretty hosed up Haha, she even posted a picture of him with the dog. That is beyond messed up, it's actively hostile.
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spacetoaster posted:I've never understood why any person would do anything other than clam up. remember that guy who grew pot in a national park in japan got caught and got away with it because he wouldnt say poo poo and they expected him to confess. the secret is that works everywhere because most cops get confessions out of dumb dumbs. good advice for your kids though if i ever have any ill do the same thing.
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AITA for accusing my FWB for sending me fake dick pics? quote:Sorry if this ends up being long and I'm on mobile so apologize for formatting. quote:He still hasn't confirmed they were fake but I think it's pretty obvious at this point. quote:The thing is I don't actually have proof theyre fake it's basically my word against his. But it's pretty obvious in my eyes that they're fake there's too many differences. The thing is I don't even care I would have been fine if he had admitted it then had a laugh after but I agree, lying is definately not a good start. quote:He never confessed or confirmed pretty much just started up about not being good enough for me etc. which I told him was wrong.
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Sometimes they just keep you in jail forever until you confess though Try to avoid being black
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Vim Fuego posted:
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Dickfished! ...euh, maybe not
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Leon Einstein posted:That story sounds like bullshit. There's no way you're getting a foot inside of an rear end in a top hat without extreme effort. It's not really the sort of thing where you realize "oops, my foot is in an rear end!" They probably mean it was wedged between some dude's rear end cheeks which wouldn't take much effort at all
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AITA for vetoing my husband's name choice for our child? My husband and I were having trouble agreeing on a name for our daughter, so we decided we'd each pick one and then decide which arrangement sounded better to determine which name would be a first name and which would be the middle. It wasn't an in depth conversation so we didn't discuss vetoes or anything. I genuinely didn't think there would be anything he chose that I would hate that much. He picked the name Aryann (pronounced Ah-ree-ann). I don't know where he got that, but I'm Jewish and having a kid with a name so close to "aryan" is not okay with me. I suggested we change the spelling but he won't budge because he thinks it looks pretty. He thinks I'm reading too deep into it and that no one will think twice about the name "Aryann." Am I the rear end in a top hat for wanting to put my foot down about this and ask him to choose another name? edit- never mind, I showed my husband this thread to get him to change his mind and he started laughing because apparently he was joking. I'd be annoyed, but I'm too relieved that he's just obnoxious and not a complete moron.
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AITA for publicizing the emails between my younger sister and the head swimming coach of her dream school? My younger sister is a senior in high school who has been applying for college and also a competitive swimmer. While my sister was applying for the first choice university, the head swimming coach of the school emailed her and said the following: I hope this email finds you well and enjoying a Happy New Year! I wanted to reach out to you to let you know that we had received word from admissions of your acceptance to (the university)! Congrats...that's great news. I also wanted to make sure you knew we are very interested in you joining our team. We had not received an actual acceptance letter yet, but since this was the heads of one of the athletic teams at the university, we didn't think anything was amiss. My sister replied, and the coach then mentioned her coming to visit with the team and that he would be "losing two breaststrokers to graduation this year and so it would be awesome to have someone of your caliber come in and join us." My sister, me, and the rest of my family were ecstatic, and she was so happy when the official letter from the university was mailed in. ...except, she wasn't accepted. My sister was in tears. My mother immediately emailed the coach back and told him about this. In response, he said: Thank you for your email. After looking through my past communications and reviewing information, I believe I know what happened. During the time I emailed (sister), I was emailing people who had both "recently applied" and other who had been "accepted" during the Early Action process. I inadvertently emailed (sister) the wrong email. I cannot begin to express my sincerest apologies for this error. In regards to the visit days (other coach) has been communicating, it is customary practice to try to plan ahead with recruits while they are awaiting decisions. I apologize if this was clear. My entire family is furious. My sister is irreparably upset. My sister has spent the last several months living the stressful nightmare that is college admissions, especially since she wants to continue her athletic career. She was so elated beyond belief, and now she had been told that this is a "mistake." I took screenshots of the email thread and put them on social media for the public to see. We need everyone to understand why we are so monumentally disappointed in the university for this because this should never happen to any other student-athlete. The college admissions process is all over the news, and my sister's story needs to be heard. But then several people (two lucky ones in particular who are already students at the university and are on the swim team), are saying that while they are sorry for my sister that it's wrong for me to bring up these emails publicly. The swimmers in particular will never understand what my sister is going through and are clearly biased to the head swim coach. AITA?
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QuarkJets posted:They probably mean it was wedged between some dude's rear end cheeks which wouldn't take much effort at all Eh, might be legit, did she check for the ring?
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I (23F) just discovered the real cost of my wedding ring. My issue is not the cost, but the elaborate lie my husband (29M) has been telling me, my friends, and family. Me and my husband have been married for almost nine months, been together for a little over 2 years and have known each other since I was 18. We have had our fair share of issues but nothing truly detrimental to our relationship. We have the same values, both try to be as open as possible and are loyal to each other each and every day. So, a little back story to how I discovered the cost of my ring. When me and my husband first started dating I had used his email to forward him or myself something, I can't remember exactly since it was so long ago. I noticed he had a bunch of emails he had sent to himself with the subject line as his sons name. I shouldn't have opened his personal emails but curiosity got the best of me. I really wasn't trying to snoop or catch him doing anything wrong, I just noticed my step-son's name and was curious. It was a bunch of really precious old photos of him, it looked like he was trying to save them off an old phone by forwarding them to his email. In the midst of all the photos were several selfies of his ex in bras or in the car or just being cute. The emails were from before we started dating so I asked my husband if he could please delete any photos that he had of her. He said sure and deleted them and I 100% believed him. He also said he deleted any pictures of her from his photo gallery on his Mac. Well, a just few weeks ago he synced his iCloud up to his phone for the first time and a lot of pictures of her showed up in his photo album. He said he wasn't sure how that happened (and I believed him because the Cloud loving confuses me) and he immediately deleted them. Now, heres where I hosed up. I got onto his computer last night because its in our room and I didn't want to get up to go to the office computer and I noticed his email was left log in. This really small, awful, jealous part of me told me to look through the old images on his email to see if the pictures of her were really gone. When I realized they were deleted I was relieved but also felt guilty. But I just kept looking. I should've stopped. My husband has truly never done anything to make me doubt him but I was home alone and feeling insecure about the photo thing and started being nosy. The first thing I went to was his account and I noticed there was a tab for Payments and Subscriptions and, god damnit, I just clicked it. They were all little silly purchases like pizza and movies. But then I saw a purchase from about a month before we got married last year and my heart sank. It was a purchase from eBay with the title "14K White Gold Finish 2 Carat Enhanced Diamond..." Etc. Etc. for $89.00. My husband surprised me with this ring about a week before we got married. It's beautiful, its shiny, and its huge. He told me it was a Tiffany and "Tiffany and Co." is even etched right inside of it. He refused to tell me what it cost. The ring I wore through out our engagement was a very dainty, inexpensive ring from Etsy that I absolutely ADORED, so this new ring was jaw dropping to say the least. (Also, we still kept our money separate at this point. We agreed to combine our finances after we got married. We were living rent free with his Dad for about 6 months so we could save up for the wedding and a nicer place. He got a job for a weapons manufacturing company and was making about 3x an hour more than me. My husband was never stingy with his money and provided our family with whatever we wanted or need. I mainly used my income for my car payment and savings for the wedding.) He showed that ring off to my whole family, his whole family, really anyone that congratulated us. At our wedding it was the only thing anyone was talking about. He got drunk and bragged to my best friend about "how much it cost" and how he secretly had been saving up for it for months and even had to finance it for a while without me ever knowing. Everyone was impressed and I was actually really proud of him. I didn't care so much about the materialistic side of it but seeing my husband finally have a great job and being proud of the things he could give his family made me so happy. My best friend asked me if I wanted to know how much it cost. I told her I didn't want to know. She said she respected that but if she were me she "wouldn't even risk wearing it and would keep it tucked away except for special occasions" I told my husband about it and he was beaming. He said "Lets just say, your car loan isn't much more expensive than that ring." HOLY poo poo. My car loan is a THIRTEEN GRAND meaning this ring is the nicest thing Ive ever owned. I even caught MYSELF telling people who would comment on it how my ring was a Tiffany! and how my dear husband surprised me with it! And now, I am embarrassed. It's a $90 ring off eBay, which I confirmed by copy and pasting the purchase description directly into the search bar on eBay. There it was. Same exact ring. Im not at all embarrassed at the price of the ring or the way it looks, just embarrassed that my husband has been lying to people and so have I. I can't talk to anyone about this because I know they will judge him and he would be SO embarrassed. So, I just don't know what to do. I've thought about it and I think my only options are: A) Confront him with my evidence, tell him I know the truth and ask him to explain his reasoning. This is the most uncomfortable option. B) Casually ask him if he has the Tiffany papers that confirm its authentic or tell him that I want the Tiffany Blue Box to keep with our wedding stuff or something like that. Basically, corner him into admitting it. or C) Say nothing. Keep the ring put away because of it's "price" and never brag about it again. I would wear my engagement ring instead. Its darling anyways and I'm proud of it even if it is a $30 ring from Etsy! Its pretty and has a lot of sentimental value to me. UGH. I just don't know what to do and need advice. Also, why would he lie? How could he keep up such a lie??? Should I doubt his honesty about everything now? Sorry for this being so long, but it has really been eating me up inside. TL;DR: Discovered that the "designer" ring my husband has been gloating about for the entirety of out 9 month marriage is really a knock off he got off eBay for $89. My issue is not the price, but the fact that he has been lying straight to my face and our family and friends. Now, I don't know what to think or if i should trust him. I also don't know how I should handle the situation. The whole thing is extremely... cringey. Edit: Punctuation Edit 2: yes the snooping was wrong. But to clarify I do not distrust my husband. I believe everything he tells me (obviously) and I was just being nosy. Also, the ex is not the baby mama. Just some girl he dated for a while before me. I was honest and just said I didn’t like seeing them and he deleted the photos without any hesitation. Their relationship was not one that was a huge part of his life. Edit 3: I bought my husband a ring before we got married on an income that is 1/3 of his. I paid $600 and had to finance it so I could still pay my car and save for the wedding. I picked one made with some of the same materials they use to make aircrafts because he had just got his job at the weapons manufacturing (jets) company. Thinking about how much effort I put into his ring is currently making me really sad. I love my husband.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I (23F) just discovered the real cost of my wedding ring. My issue is not the cost, but the elaborate lie my husband (29M) has been telling me, my friends, and family. lot goin' on here and it all sucks
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Smirking_Serpent posted:He told me it was a Tiffany and "Tiffany and Co." is even etched right inside of it. In the comments she says he got it engraved. I mean it wasn't even a knock off Tiffany ring it was just some random cheap ring he got engraved. Like the literal physical symbol of your marriage is engraved with a lie. How insecure is this dude?
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Everyone loved the ring and gushed about it so who cares, it clearly didn't matter that it wasn't real if no one could tell. It'll make a fun story after they're divorced "my ex was such a cheap bastard he conned everyone with my wedding ring." But for as long as you're otherwise happy to be married to your warmongering piece of poo poo husband it seems dumb to make an issue out of it.
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Xik posted:In the comments she says he got it engraved. I mean it wasn't even a knock off Tiffany ring it was just some random cheap ring he got engraved. Holy poo poo, seriously? His engraving the ring pushes it from "shitbag liar" to "sitcom character pulling a scheme." The OP mentions buying him an expensive/meaningful ring, and now I'm assuming that freaked him out and made him have to try this elaborate-rear end bullshit to convince the OP/everyone in his vicinity that he dropped five figures to assert his relationship gifting dominance, because that's the most George-Costanza-oid interpretation and thus obviously correct.
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Take his ring to the "polisher" buy a cheap ring and engrave "I know" onto it. Keep/sell his ring as preferred and big up how the fake is made out of jet parts
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In before the comedy update where she confronts him and demands a more expensive ring, he reveals *sitcom mixup where she has the real ring* but is appalled by her materialistic nature, leading to divorce. Top score is she also manages to deface/toss/pawn/otherwise lose the actual expensive ring first. In short, guillotines.
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A guy drove off with my couch while I was moving in because “If it’s on the street corner it’s public property” I just moved (Nevada) and it was just me and a couple friends unloading, so we left some things on the street next to the moving truck while we did heavier items like desks, shelves, etc. as a team. I came out after bringing in some more boxes (had been gone roughly 15 minutes) to find a guy had loaded my couch into the bed of his truck. I ran up to him, and explained I own the couch. He said since it was on the street corner it’s public property and he’s within his rights to take it. He drove off before I could block his car. I did get his license plate and went to the police to make a report but they asked me if it was in fact on the curb and I said it was, but it was also pretty obviously next to a moving truck, it was wrapped up and surrounded by boxes. (And, I told him it was mine and I was moving.) But the police didn’t say anything that inspired hope. The couch has been in the family three generations now and while it probably isn’t worth more than a few hundred bucks, it is sentimentally priceless. Is there anything else I can do or further ways to escalate this to get my couch back? Thanks all. UPDATE: A guy drove off with my couch while I was moving in because “If it’s on the street corner it’s public property” Thank you to the user who suggested I look in the Facebook marketplace. I found it in there and got the name of the man who took it. I took that information to the police and the man had other complaints of petty theft against him. Even better, one of the people who helped me move realized my neighbor has a video doorbell and I was able to get proof to the cops that the man stole my couch with me standing right there with a moving truck and boxes. A friendly officer went to his house and got my couch back, as well as a few other stolen outdoor furniture pieces (one was a bench from a local restaurant, I don’t know the other situations.) I deeply appreciate your legal advice, I now won’t have to tell my parents the beloved multi-generational couch is gone. Cheers Smirking_Serpent fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Mar 21, 2019 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:A guy drove off with my couch while I was moving in because “If it’s on the street corner it’s public property” ]/b] What an utter shitbird
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