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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for telling my mother that my future son will never be allowed at her house? hahaha this is a good one
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 03:10 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 04:33 |
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I think it would be acceptable to wear your dress uniform to a wedding if you were like dirt poor and 19 years old and just out of boot camp and literally had no other formal clothes or way to get them. Once you've got enough money to buy a regular suit, do it and save the uniform for more appropriate occasions like veterans day or your court date
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 03:40 |
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All formatting OP's. AITA for installing a lock on my bedroom door, and keeping it locked when I'm not there? quote:My wife has a nasty habit of biting her nails. And she's not super on top of keeping her hands washed.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 03:43 |
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Haifisch posted:All formatting OP's. lol wonderful stuff
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 03:44 |
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Haifisch posted:All formatting OP's. That story took a bit of a sharp turn there.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 03:49 |
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Dewgy posted:That story took a bit of a sharp turn there. It gouda went in any direction. Seriously though, it's a little weird to be grossed out by your wife's spit but not that that you have his and her bags of cheese that you snack on in bed.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 03:58 |
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Leon Einstein posted:It gouda went in any direction. /r/relationships: his and her closets, his and her bedrooms, his and her cheese bags
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 04:08 |
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why do they sleep in separate bedrooms
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 04:09 |
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Sagebrush posted:why do they sleep in separate bedrooms They eat handfuls of shredded cheese in bed as a loving snack I think that pretty strongly implies they cannot fit in the same bed
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 04:10 |
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Haifisch posted:All formatting OP's. There is so much going on here, it's amazing. My favorite bit is locking the door, not the fridge. But why does he-- shh shh, I'm not gonna go there, there's too much to unpack.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 04:10 |
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i have so many questions about that post and only like two of them are about the bags of cheese.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 04:11 |
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Sagebrush posted:why do they sleep in separate bedrooms Snoring, or conflicting schedules usually
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 04:16 |
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Dug deeper and:quote:I get that it isn't common. But we have our reasons:
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 04:25 |
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the treachery of images, in reddit form
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 04:30 |
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Clearly he and his wife are locked in a game of "who's grosser". Like the wife is disgusting no question but eating bags of shredded cheese as a snack? I can feel that fat through the post EDIT Lmfao of COURSE these two doughballs are poly
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 04:32 |
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Of course the cheese bag people are polyamorous Of course the cheese bag wife sleeps 14 hours a day Of course they've been married 28 years and still keep house together worse than middle-schoolers sharing a cabin at summer camp
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 04:35 |
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Haifisch posted:Dug deeper and: My brain cannot loving handle this. How does this guy exist in society. How does this guy have a wife. How does this guy get other people to gently caress him??? Unless it's just the wife getting rando non-cheesebag autists to gently caress her, which is what my money is on.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 04:37 |
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afroserty posted:My brain cannot loving handle this. How does this guy exist in society. How does this guy have a wife. How does this guy get other people to gently caress him??? After you hit a certain level of repulsive your standards drop to 0 and you'll marry anything with a pulse
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 04:42 |
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R/relationships: I need my cheese to be clean R/relationships: My wife still has plenty of cheese to eat.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 04:43 |
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MarcusSA posted:Yeah you are an rear end in a top hat. Probably. And it's extremely common. I'm assuming this lady is very upper class and has never had to associate with lower class families who might have several members, or former members, of the military in them.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 04:43 |
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you can gently caress my wife but dont you dare touch my cheese
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 04:45 |
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dunno why the soldier played dressup at someone elses wedding when lord knows he's gonna have plenty of his own.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 04:47 |
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Sexual jealousy is an antiquated and barbaric emotion, cheese jealousy is just good rational sense
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 04:48 |
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Haifisch posted:All formatting OP's. I like this guy. He's a beacon of hope in a dark world. He sets clear, reasonable boundaries, takes reasonable steps to enforce them, and doesn't fly off the handle when those boundaries are pushed. We all could learn something from the Polyamorous Cheese Bags in this post.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 04:51 |
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He just wants his wife to either keep her fingers out of his cheese bags or wash her hands after having sex with other men
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 04:54 |
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Why bother marrying or living together? Why? Why? Why?
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 04:54 |
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quote:
quote:She is doing it on purpose, because she doesn't believe my food safety concerns are valid. She thinks that since we make out, I shouldn't have a problem with her saliva being in my cheese. quote:I dig my hand in the bag too. The difference is that my hands are washed before I do it, and I don't stick my hand in other people's cheese. I'll grab a 16oz bag of cheese and just go to town on it like it's a bag of chips. My kids do it too. But they know not to grab the bag with my name on it. My 9 year old has more respect for boundaries than my wife does. quote:That's the thing. I was raised the same. You never touch food with unwashed hands. And you super never touch someone else's food unless you're sure your hands are sanitary. quote:
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 04:57 |
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Dazerbeams posted:Why bother marrying or living together? Why? Why? Why? For the cheese, of course.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 05:00 |
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Haifisch posted:AITA for installing a lock on my bedroom door, and keeping it locked when I'm not there? Lol, goddamn is that a boss move. She’s sitting on his bed, eating directly out of his cheese satchel, while he’s forced to stand there and watch. I’ll bet she never broke eye contact.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 05:04 |
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These two cheese hogs are bougie enough to afford daily Amazon drone deliveries of seperate his & her cheese bags, so they can each have their own fresh, daily grated individual shredded cheese mounds.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 05:04 |
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Dazerbeams posted:Why bother marrying or living together? Why? Why? Why? they sound very happy together
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 05:04 |
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They have a 9 year old to join in on the cheese habit. Guess they distract their kid with cheese while they get their polyamory on.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 05:06 |
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This story went from hilarious to depressing the second they mentioned their kid. poor thing probably weighs twice his size for his age already...and god help him in his future relationships.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 05:09 |
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Cheese bag eaters beget more cheese bag eaters, who go on to marry other cheese bag eaters.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 05:10 |
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Kids plural
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 05:11 |
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I love my wife except that I’ve had to lock her out of the most important part of my life: the cheese sanctum. Is it child abuse to be subjected to the poly lifestyle of your parents? There’s gotta be a study on it somewhere.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 05:12 |
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This is a SVU episode in the making.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 05:12 |
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afroserty posted:My brain cannot loving handle this. How does this guy exist in society. How does this guy have a wife. How does this guy get other people to gently caress him??? I can recommend a few clubs, by which I mean I do not actually recommend them.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 05:16 |
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I'm not fully sure why I'm taking this much joy in the cheesefolk.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 05:17 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 04:33 |
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Fathers be good to your cheddars Cheese lovers like your wife too Fat poly lovers Make terrible mothers So parents give up cuz your kid is screwed
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