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he can avoid dirty hands touching his cheese by buying the cheese you squirt directly into your gullet
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Okay well I honestly didn’t expect all of my questions to be answered, but there we go.
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Mar 22, 2019 05:21
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the fact that Old Fat Poly Cheeselover couple have kids really bums me out 
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Mar 22, 2019 05:26
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Biplane posted:the fact that Old Fat Poly Cheeselover couple have kids really bums me out
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Mar 22, 2019 05:29
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Biplane posted:the fact that Old Fat Poly Cheeselover couple have kids really bums me out Yeah seriously. If you want to be a fat slovenly goonlord who runs your household worse than a college freshman dorm you do you, but for the love of god don’t bring kids into the picture. What do you want to bet that the Cheeselord and his EZ-bake yeast oven of a wife poo poo out one or two “oopsie” kids and got shotgun married? That would explain the poly part too
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Mar 22, 2019 05:30
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And also the wife apparently doesn't believe in germ theory
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Mar 22, 2019 05:31
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extra row of teeth posted:Yeah seriously. If you want to be a fat slovenly goonlord who runs your household worse than a college freshman dorm you do you, but for the love of god don’t bring kids into the picture. The post mentions the kid is what, nine? And they’ve been married for 28 years
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Mar 22, 2019 05:40
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Germ theory is a myth developed by the intellectual elite to keep the worker down with bullshit "hygiene". The dirt of the earth and abrasion of the machine clean my hands. Yours are filthy because all the bourgeoisie do is jerk off into a filing cabinet all day before scooping turds out of the toilet like so many Faberge eggs.
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Mar 22, 2019 05:41
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Pirate Radar posted:The post mentions the kid is what, nine? And they’ve been married for 28 years They really do sound like the kind of marriage that exists basically because it's cheaper than separate leases and visitation.
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Mar 22, 2019 05:54
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Pirate Radar posted:The post mentions the kid is what, nine? And they’ve been married for 28 years Oh I didn't notice that. That's almost worse. They planned a child to join them in their poly cheesefest. What the gently caress?! WHY
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Mar 22, 2019 05:57
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Yeah the cheese one isn’t so funny anymore.
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Mar 22, 2019 05:57
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I don't understand the bag of cheese thing, can someone post a pic of what it is? Is it American? Is it just like a bag of grated cheese or something?
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Mar 22, 2019 06:01
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Xik posted:I don't understand the bag of cheese thing, can someone post a pic of what it is? Is it American? Is it just like a bag of grated cheese or something? imagine a bag imagine some grated cheese imagine the grated cheese in the bag
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Mar 22, 2019 06:03
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Xik posted:I don't understand the bag of cheese thing, can someone post a pic of what it is? Is it American? Is it just like a bag of grated cheese or something? It's grated "cheese" that's content probably wouldn't pass for food in some 1st world countries. Like it's not even good cheese.
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Mar 22, 2019 06:03
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yeah the real cheese pro will be dipping their hands into a melted camembert wheel and ripping it apart slowly, dripping cheese all over the bed before they eat it
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Mar 22, 2019 06:04
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extra row of teeth posted:It's grated "cheese" that's content probably wouldn't pass for food in some 1st world countries. Like it's not even good cheese. French people invented Kiri, they understand trash cheese for children.
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Mar 22, 2019 06:06
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extra row of teeth posted:It's grated "cheese" that's content probably wouldn't pass for food in some 1st world countries. Like it's not even good cheese. Look at the cheese snob over here. Cheese is a perfectly reasonable snack. Eating it in shredded form maximizes the surface area on the palate to enjoy the delicate flavors. This is America. Be grateful he isn't chomping ingots of it like pac man.
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Mar 22, 2019 06:14
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Found their favorite drink mix:
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Mar 22, 2019 06:16
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So it's like chaw, but cheese? 
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Mar 22, 2019 06:16
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at least they're not eating cheese by the block. it's probably that awful orange colour american cheddar tends to be, too. like a bag of grated carrots without any of the nutrients
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Panfilo posted:Look at the cheese snob over here. Cheese is a perfectly reasonable snack. Eating it in shredded form maximizes the surface area on the palate to enjoy the delicate flavors. Please. The REAL American way to eat cheese is Cheese-Wiz straight into your mouth  Someone post the pic of the red-faced obese lady who clearly has 6 months to live eating a straight up block of cheddar outdoors
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Mar 22, 2019 06:21
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I had to google that description just for a laugh, didn't disappoint. This is also what I imagine every poster on these forums to look like
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Mar 22, 2019 06:28
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I've seen that image before but I've never noticed the box of cheez-its until now. That person knows what they want in life, and what they want is cheese.
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Mar 22, 2019 06:31
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Xik posted:I had to google that description just for a laugh, didn't disappoint. That is a picture of me, but I have since upgraded to much fancier, luxurious cheeses.
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Mar 22, 2019 06:33
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A good melty cheese is key to making the best burgers, but all you need to do is melt real cheese, mix in gelatin, cool it on a cookie sheet and cut it into squares. Obviously Kraft half-plastic poo poo is only to be used for ironic tradition's sake.
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Mar 22, 2019 06:34
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Pirate Radar posted:The post mentions the kid is what, nine? And they’ve been married for 28 years
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i like nice words
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Anyone else remember e/n guy who was lactose intolerant but still loved cheese and was farting so much and so badly that his coworkers refused to stand near him
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I [25 F] think my [57 F] mom is joining a cult or at the very least into some wacky spiritual poo poo and I don't know how to tell her it scares me. tl;dr i think my mom and stepdad are in a cult that's teaching them to talk to the dead and it scares the poo poo out of me So my mom and stepdad started getting into this thing at the Monroe Institute. They've gone to week long retreats there a few times this past year and they buy all the books, audio books, meditation cds, even special headphones from this guy. The retreats cost from $1,900- 3000 each. So they're spending a lot of money on this. She says she's learning to astral project, lucid dream, and talk to the dead. It scares the poo poo out of me. When they talk about it they're all excited and even more excited to share what they've been learning, but it honestly makes me so anxious that I want to throw up sometimes. Especially when my stepdad or mom mentions that they've been talking to my dad who committed suicide when I was 17. At first I wanted to be supportive because they say that they've gotten a lot from learning to meditate but I've looked at scientific papers from this guy's hemi-sync binural beats technique that's been patented and everything and none of them come up with any conclusive results. At best it just relaxes them, at worst they're scamming my parents out of a bunch of money and helping them deny the finality of death. My stepdad also lost his son when his son was just 15 weeks old before he met my mom so he says he wants to be able to reconnect with his son. It honestly boggles my mind that they'd be into this because they're both scientists with graduate level degrees (psychologist and electrical engineer) so I just do not understand how they haven't done their own background research. And I've listened to one of their tapes with them and it talks all about 'levels' you have to achieve via meditation and it just gives me SUCH a culty vibe. The thing is there isn't much information about it from third party perspectives online, aside from these few studies I've found from respectable journals. How do I talk to them about how dangerous it sounds to me? At the very least get them to stop telling me they're talking to my dead dad. ESPECIALLY getting my stepdad to stop telling me he's talking to my dead dad.
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Doc Hawkins posted:A good melty cheese is key to making the best burgers, but all you need to do is melt real cheese, mix in gelatin, cool it on a cookie sheet and cut it into squares. Obviously Kraft half-plastic poo poo is only to be used for ironic tradition's sake. What the gently caress
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AITA for stopping my one night stand from kissing me after she gave me a blowjob? So I (21M) had a one night stand recently with a girl (19F) and we were kissing in the club. When it got to the bedroom we had sex. Kissing involved. Now afterwards we went for round 2, she gave me a blowjob but I didn't cum, she went to kiss me after and I stopped her from doing that I said ''Woah woah don't do that poo poo after doing that'' and she stopped. Decided to end it there, AITA?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for stopping my one night stand from kissing me after she gave me a blowjob? Lol oh kids. Silly silly kids.
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Doc Hawkins posted:A good melty cheese is key to making the best burgers, but all you need to do is melt real cheese, mix in gelatin, cool it on a cookie sheet and cut it into squares. Obviously Kraft half-plastic poo poo is only to be used for ironic tradition's sake. It's an honor to see the archetypal "you can cook it at home for pennies on the dollar!" goon post applied to goddamn Kraft Singles
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MarcusSA posted:Lol oh kids. Silly silly kids. Lol what a pussy. I hope this dude's next FWB gives him a semen loogie
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Antivehicular posted:It's an honor to see the archetypal "you can cook it at home for pennies on the dollar!" goon post applied to goddamn Kraft Singles You don't save money with my approach, only face.
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Doc Hawkins posted:You don't save money with my approach, only face. You’re mixing gelatin with cheese my dude. You’re not saving anything.
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Xik posted:I had to google that description just for a laugh, didn't disappoint. Isn't that stuff fake cheese
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Extremely tl;dr about American cheese
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Pirate Radar posted:Anyone else remember e/n guy who was lactose intolerant but still loved cheese and was farting so much and so badly that his coworkers refused to stand near him the goonest goon
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Doc Hawkins posted:A good melty cheese is key to making the best burgers, but all you need to do is melt real cheese, mix in gelatin, cool it on a cookie sheet and cut it into squares. Obviously Kraft half-plastic poo poo is only to be used for ironic tradition's sake. what in the everloving gently caress do you think you're accomplishing here
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for stopping my one night stand from kissing me after she gave me a blowjob? I'm not kissing that mouth, I know where it's been!!!!
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