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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


fool_of_sound posted:

i remember it being a full on helldump thread and all the other helldumpers couldn't understand half the diver insults

lol if you don't know all about scooby-doos, sea patrol 4 lyffe

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
One of the great joys of the internet is watching a full on flamewar based on ridiculously obscure grudges and insults you never knew existed and indiscriminately cheering both sides on.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Yeah it's great until they break containment and suddenly your forum smells like old wetsuits.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Doc Hawkins posted:

lol if you don't know all about scooby-doos, sea patrol 4 lyffe

This pre-dated SEA PATROL, I think? It was one scuba-diver goon dunking on another completely incomprehensibly to non-divers. I also recall the insult(?) "stroke" showing up.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Antivehicular posted:

This pre-dated SEA PATROL, I think? It was one scuba-diver goon dunking on another completely incomprehensibly to non-divers. I also recall the insult(?) "stroke" showing up.

Zocrowes is an egregious stroke.

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Antivehicular posted:

This pre-dated SEA PATROL, I think? It was one scuba-diver goon dunking on another completely incomprehensibly to non-divers. I also recall the insult(?) "stroke" showing up.

Was it ever determined how many bodies of amateur divers were buried under the SEA PATROL dude's back patio?

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I ate so many olives when I first got here that a metaphor about how many olives I ate. I mean, it was a lot.

That joke took me a while to get but hot dang was it worth the wait. If I lived in your country I would also be guilty of a metaphor/pun.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I haven't seen scuba divers get so vicious since Johnny Quest.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Man, I guess I'm a stroke because I only understood like two words of that. Gotta turn in my divers license I guess.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
I dive for my work so I got all of it except the word "stroke", which I had never heard applied in that context before.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Trig Discipline posted:

I dive for my work so I got all of it except the word "stroke", which I had never heard applied in that context before.

It's a regional dialect.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Paladinus posted:

It's a regional dialect.
Sponrad is better, down where it's better, under the sea.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

One of the great joys of the internet is watching a full on flamewar based on ridiculously obscure grudges and insults you never knew existed and indiscriminately cheering both sides on.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

I made it to page 3. Fulla idiot motherfuckers, except op, who doesn't like idiots to talk big lest it kills folks, except he thinks his jargon is intelligible. How's my analysis? Does it get better?

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

It gets better when the guy that got called out comes in saying more impenetrable nonsense just the same as the OP and then one poster says

“You’ve got to be loving kidding me”

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





"You can dive with one Dacor regulator and a j valve for all I care!" is a great comeback for any occasion.

misguided rage
Jun 15, 2010

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:
I enjoyed this post:

quote:

What kind of extreme sports beefs can we expect next?

I seen you hang glidin the other Areman and you a fuckin swoop all missin thermals in yo raggity rear end kite.

Karate Bastard posted:

I made it to page 3. Fulla idiot motherfuckers, except op, who doesn't like idiots to talk big lest it kills folks, except he thinks his jargon is intelligible. How's my analysis? Does it get better?
The stroke in question shows up on page 4

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Trig Discipline posted:

I dive for my work so I got all of it except the word "stroke", which I had never heard applied in that context before.

It means the same thing as “he’s a jagoff”. Shortening of “cock stroke” I wanna say.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Bad swim stroke form imo

e: maybe this one from Wikipedia:

quote:

An arm and a leg: is the progression of a swimmer clasping one leg with the opposite arm, and using breaststroke movements with the remaining arm and leg.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Why would you do that?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Trig Discipline posted:

I dive for my work so I got all of it except the word "stroke", which I had never heard applied in that context before.

that's because you're a fukkin stroke

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

that's because you're a fukkin stroke

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

that's because you're a fukkin stroke

Yeah apparently

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

I got cut off by a Model 3 with a temporary license plate, and then a Grimes song shuffled up on my playlist.

Send help, for I am actively dying.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Outrail posted:

Why would you do that?

I haven't a clue

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS
If you can’t tell who the stroke in the scuba diving boat is, it’s you buddy.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Is there a doctor on the boat? We got a stroke happening back here!

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Outrail posted:

Is there a doctor on the boat? We got a stroke happening back here!

Not a doctor but I do own a top NFL team

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

canyoneer posted:

Not a doctor but I do own a top NFL team

So you're definitely not Woody Johnson.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Gonzo McFee posted:

Honestly thought he was dead

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

numberoneposter posted:

i sure picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

[quote=""extremebuff" post="493618738""]
theres nowhere left to go but the places that kicked my rear end and terrified me
New Modest Mouse album title
[/quote]

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

FactsAreUseless posted:

New Modest Mouse album title

Would listen

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

RobattoJesus posted:

I hooked my spellchecker up to a small battery that electrocutes my testicles every time I activate the spell checker.

In theory it should have helped me become an excellent speller, but in practice I just really enjoi... activayti.... oooh... fnnnnnnnnnng.... yeaaaahhh baby

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
clever man

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Mierenneuker posted:

Clearly, God fucks.

Probably not a horndog like Zeus tho.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol I knew about geese and ‘golden showers’ before but a random wiki page informed me Zeus made a lady pregnant while in the form of an ant. Now if it was a man-sized ant that’s weird enough but if it was a regular ant then he must have some S+ quality fuckstyling going on.

Mierenneuker posted:

Tell me about it.

Mierenneuker is a Dutch word that literally means ant fucker

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Good, but missing a "Translator's note:" for full points.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

You're right. I'm such a baka. (Note: baka means stupid rear end in a top hat)

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Marcade posted:

You're right. I'm such a baka. (Note: baka means stupid rear end in a top hat)

All according to keikaku.

Translator's note: "Keikaku" means "eight-thousand year old dragon in a child's body" in Japanese.

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Fan translations are merde.

Translator's note: merde means "poo poo".

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