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The only couple on earth for whom Cheese Head has nothing to do with football
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My sister in law has a two year old and at around 18 months, my wife and I were at their house and saw her just give the toddler a bowl of shredded cheese. My mind was loving blown, as I had honestly never in my 30 years of life thought to eat shredded cheese on it’s own like that. Variations of “you can do that!?” we’re racing through my mind.
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Mar 22, 2019 13:04
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CheesyDog posted:My wife and I can't stop saying "poly cheese bag" I really think the thread title should be ‘Polyamorous Cheese Bag’. If not, it would make a grate(!) username. Mods?
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Mar 22, 2019 13:05
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meanolmrcloud posted:My sister in law has a two year old and at around 18 months, my wife and I were at their house and saw her just give the toddler a bowl of shredded cheese. My mind was loving blown, as I had honestly never in my 30 years of life thought to eat shredded cheese on it’s own like that. Variations of “you can do that!?” we’re racing through my mind. Yeah if you're 2 yrs old and want to look like the Michelin man
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Mar 22, 2019 13:28
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FAUXTON posted:Yeah if you're 2 yrs old and want to look like the Michelin man She’s just getting over her Chris Farley phase, which is unfortunate for family pictures
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Mar 22, 2019 13:40
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FAUXTON posted:Yeah if you're 2 yrs old and want to look like the Michelin man How is shredded cheese nutritionally any different from cheese cubes?
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Mar 22, 2019 13:55
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Has anyone suggested that cheese guy buy his wife a copy of "Who Moved My Cheese?" Might as well solve this terrible marriage in the same way that a lovely middle manager would.
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Mar 22, 2019 14:13
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DreamingofRoses posted:How is shredded cheese nutritionally any different from cheese cubes? Serving guidance and packaging?
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Mar 22, 2019 14:14
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DreamingofRoses posted:How is shredded cheese nutritionally any different from cheese cubes? Why the hell would you give anyone a bowl of cheese cubes
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Mar 22, 2019 14:15
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FAUXTON posted:Serving guidance and packaging? You’re right. Cheese cubes are much more dense and you’re more likely to eat over the normal serving size. (Compare 3 cheese cubes to half a cup of shredded cheese.) Actually sticking your hands into the bag is gross though. Biplane posted:Why the hell would you give anyone a bowl of cheese cubes Have you never had one of those protein packs?
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Mar 22, 2019 14:17
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Cheese should be served on a platter you heathen.
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Mar 22, 2019 14:21
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I let my kids make pizzas sometimes, and they're way more into eating the shredded cheese than actually putting it on the pizza.
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Mar 22, 2019 14:24
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Pirate Radar posted:Did one of them start eating cheese out of the bag and then the other was like “hey, that’s a great idea!” Ah, I think I've figured it out. The husband must have been the first to do it and now the wife is going to more and more extreme lengths to get him to stop. Why else would you specifically go to a different fridge out of your way just to ruin someone else's cheese with your grubby poly fingers.
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Mar 22, 2019 14:26
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Necros posted:you can gently caress my wife but dont you dare touch my cheese gently caress my wife, cheese
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Mar 22, 2019 14:33
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My [33M] traditional Chinese parents dislike my girlfriend's [27F] scars and don't want me to be with her. u/creepsanyway quote:Hey, so pretty cultural situation here... Some background:
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Mar 22, 2019 14:37
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DreamingofRoses posted:You’re right. Cheese cubes are much more dense and you’re more likely to eat over the normal serving size. (Compare 3 cheese cubes to half a cup of shredded cheese.) Nobody is packing cheese cubes like Tetris you nimrod
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Mar 22, 2019 14:38
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:gently caress my wife, cheese I dunno man, that sounds like a UTI waiting to happen
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Mar 22, 2019 14:43
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FAUXTON posted:Nobody is packing cheese cubes like Tetris you nimrod No, they’re eating them by the handful.
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Mar 22, 2019 14:44
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DreamingofRoses posted:No, they’re eating them by the handful. What's that, like, a cube at a time for a toddler?
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Mar 22, 2019 14:45
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:gently caress my wife, cheese Lol, Cheesegrate is the best saga this thread has seen in months.
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Mar 22, 2019 14:56
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DreamingofRoses posted:My [33M] traditional Chinese parents dislike my girlfriend's [27F] scars and don't want me to be with her. gently caress that, whatever it is she survived it, that's good luck.
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Mar 22, 2019 15:02
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DreamingofRoses posted:My [33M] traditional Chinese parents dislike my girlfriend's [27F] scars and don't want me to be with her. “I don’t know what to do” what a loving spineless excuse of a human.
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Mar 22, 2019 15:05
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Lol, Cheesegrate is the best saga this thread has seen in months. Thread title needs to change to a cheese joke.
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Mar 22, 2019 15:06
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DreamingofRoses posted:My [33M] traditional Chinese parents dislike my girlfriend's [27F] scars and don't want me to be with her. Just cut her lose man. People like this are never ever going to go against their parents and this poor lady doesn’t deserve having to be around this awful family.
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Mar 22, 2019 15:16
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:“I don’t know what to do” what a loving spineless excuse of a human. Agreed- i know that there’s a stereotype that millennials are too willing to cut out family for silly reasons, but this is a pretty clear cut case of “tell your parents it’s happening, and if they don’t like it they can go gently caress themselves” You do not have to put up with piece of poo poo parents just because they are your parents. He seems to be very involved with his family, so maybe have a few discussions and try to work on things first, but if it comes down to an ultimatum, burn em.
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Mar 22, 2019 15:18
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I've eaten shredded cheese from a bag but only out of desperation when megaspace high and nothing else to eat. I also ate hamburger and rice my sister made for the dog and it was like half gone before I noticed it had no seasoning to give you an idea of how bad I get the munchies.
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Mar 22, 2019 15:19
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Comments seem to be arguing a lot over whether he should have asked first since the military has their own etiquette over these things and it's usually considered presumptuous to wear your military formals to a civilian wedding without permission (can be getting a bit 'thank me for my service' and all, or in the worst cases upstaging the bride/groom in the same way as a guest wearing white), but it's still probably an overreaction given Marines formalwear is apparently quite nice and as said, chances are it's the nicest clothes he owns. gently caress that noise, don't let fascists wear their uniform to your wedding
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Mar 22, 2019 15:34
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areyoucontagious posted:Agreed- i know that there’s a stereotype that millennials are too willing to cut out family for silly reasons, but this is a pretty clear cut case of “tell your parents it’s happening, and if they don’t like it they can go gently caress themselves” If it's the typical dynamic he's more than just involved, he's financially supporting them at least in part. One would think that's the bat to bludgeon them with.
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Mar 22, 2019 15:38
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areyoucontagious posted:Agreed- i know that there’s a stereotype that millennials are too willing to cut out family for silly reasons, but this is a pretty clear cut case of “tell your parents it’s happening, and if they don’t like it they can go gently caress themselves” and if there's any type of parent one should cut out of their life it's traditional chinese parents (TCP)
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Mar 22, 2019 15:42
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JFairfax posted:gently caress that noise, don't let fascists wear their uniform to your wedding 
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Mar 22, 2019 15:45
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Ouhei posted:The trope of men being so loving clueless when it comes to basic chores is one of the worst. It's also incredibly ironic when you pair it with the trope of men are supposed to be handy and capable of being able to handle anything. I grew up in the 60s and 70s. True story: I asked my mother to teach me how to cook, clean, iron, and sew so that I wouldn't have to get married. Yes, 10-year-old me thought that the only reason you got married was so you had someone to do those things for you. Knowing how to do those things myself has made my wife very happy.
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DreamingofRoses posted:My [33M] traditional Chinese parents dislike my girlfriend's [27F] scars and don't want me to be with her. Tfw you dress up being trash as "culture"
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meanolmrcloud posted:My mind was loving blown, as I had honestly never in my 30 years of life thought to eat shredded cheese on it’s own like that. Variations of “you can do that!?” we’re racing through my mind. what the gently caress dude is it never 3am for you
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Mar 22, 2019 16:03
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QuarkJets posted:You most certainly did not include "midcentury" in your search when you're pulling up those results, simply baking cheese directly into a nice loaf of bread was way beyond the imagination of anyone who was an adult as late as the 1970s; people in those days were obsessed with mayo, gelatin, and cheese that comes out of a tube. Is that loving garlic in one of those pictures? Yeah, no, sorry, this is midcentury America we don't do garlic, take that foreigner poo poo back to whatever exotic country you're from, sir Another tell that those aren't midcentury is that there's actual bread in the picture instead of horrid bullshit wonderbread. I've actually made one of those pullapart bread things - you get a boule/loaf from the grocery store, carve a grid into it with a bread knife, stuff it with melting cheese, garlic, herbs, whatever you want, then heat it until the cheese melts. It's a decent lazy appitizer/finger food.
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Mar 22, 2019 16:03
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Clark Nova posted:Another tell that those aren't midcentury is that there's actual bread in the picture instead of horrid bullshit wonderbread. I tracked down the recipe - VintageRecipeCards.com posted:4 hard-cooked eggs 
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Mar 22, 2019 16:12
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DreamingofRoses posted:My [33M] traditional Chinese parents dislike my girlfriend's [27F] scars and don't want me to be with her.  seriously, kill your parents
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Mar 22, 2019 16:17
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Mar 22, 2019 16:33
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All I can picture is these two people with 64oz bags of shredded colby jack cheese shoving their hands in them and then stuffing them in their face and it makes me kind of nauseous.
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meanolmrcloud posted:My sister in law has a two year old and at around 18 months, my wife and I were at their house and saw her just give the toddler a bowl of shredded cheese. My mind was loving blown, as I had honestly never in my 30 years of life thought to eat shredded cheese on it’s own like that. Variations of “you can do that!?” we’re racing through my mind. When I was a kid a friend's dad introduced me to coffee cheese. You take the sharpest cheddar you can find, and drop a small block of it in some hot black coffee. Then, when it's gooey, you fish it out with a fork and eat it. It is the oddest, most bitter, flavor ever. And I'll be damned if it wasn't pretty good.
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